>>59034502
Bros why does Skyla have such a lust provoking design for a 10 year old?

mami vs mammy

>>59034502
Do you have any idea how much it takes to get a pilot's license? Skyla's probably more educated than any given user of this board.

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>>59034502
This is a stealth Poketits thread isn't it?

>>59034545
I love poketits so much bros

>>59034502
I bet Lenora makes a mean jambalaya at the cookout.

>>59034502
>Gen 1
Misty: High School/Some college
Erika: Bachelor's
Sabrina: In a PHD program for an esoteric subject she's the leading expert on (might be bullshit)
Agatha: Actually has a PHD in an esoteric subject she's the leading expert on. (Might still be bullshit, but is collecting grant money so go fuck yourself)
Lorelei: Master's

>Johto
Whitney: High-school (poor grades)
Jasmine: Some college/Bachelor's
Claire: Did not complete high school, has some hokey equivalency document nobody has faith in, but also nobody cares enough to challenge her on it
Karen: Masters
Janine: High School, with some trade certifications

>Hoenn
Roxanne: Bachelor's, working on her Master's
Flannery: Some college and a trade certification
Winona: Bachelor's
Liza: Has not completed high school yet
Pheobe: Bachelor's
Glacia: Some college, no degree but has actually been in unfocused education for 10+ years

>Sinnoh
Gardenia: Bachelor's
Fantina: MFA and a bunch of certifications
Maylene: High school only
Candice: Some college, working on a Bachelor's but doesn't have a major
Bertha: Bachelor's
Cynthia: Working on a PHD in archeology.

>Unova
Lenora: MFA and a Master's in conservation
Roxie: Working on an MFA
Skyla: Bachelor's in a throwaway subject, to get into the air force.
Shauntal: Master's in comparative literature
Caitlyn: Nebulous degree from an ivy league school she never talks about, may have just been purchased
Iris: Hasn't finished high school

I don't care about gen 6 and beyond. Or about dudes.

>>59034637
>Whitney: High-school (poor grades)
wtf she's just like me

>>59034637
>Pheobe: Bachelor's
in what, barefoot dancing?

>>59035228
Look, the thing about a Bachelor's degree, is there's a lot of people who get them for the sake of getting them, without any particular plan for them, that then go on to never use them. It's the end goal of going to college, because college itself was presented as having value.
To an extent it does, but, therein lies the nebulous, fleeting nature of a nondescript bachelor's.

>>59034502
>the thread didn't get screamed about
that's disappointing

>>59035955
Education is serious business anon

>>59036167
then why is it really funny when the 'berg gets expelled for the silliest of reasons?

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>>59034502
>Lenora
thank you to remind me about her, gotta go search for nsfw lenora now

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>>59034512
>10 year old
is this just bad copiem

>>59035955
Don't jinx it fag

>>59035269
It still helps a bit. Lets HR know you can get along with others long enough to make it through those 4 years

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>>59034637
>Claire: Did not complete high school
Clair just wants to be a good incestuous wife, Lance on the other hand carries the burden of being the next head of the dragon clan family, he probably had to be forced to obtain several titles abroad like his internship in Galar.

>>59034637
Skyla and Caitlyn are spot-on

>>59034637
>university degree
>list high school grads
giving Indians internet was a mistake

>>59038883
You're trying too hard.

>>59038883
I just think "yes or no" is too narrow a metric to track education.
"No degree" is a very vague statement with a lot of potential nuance to it. I think that nuance is important, when it's being used to establish character traits. There's a lot of difference between someone who has simply not attended college, someone who started and did not complete it, and someone who started it then decided a trade school is more useful to them. The perception of education is something that can be captured by a person's interaction with it, which itself informs a person's character.
If you can only see a question like this as an absolute and limited probe for information (information that largely doesn't exist, mind) and not an opportunity to explore characterization and compare notes, that just speaks to a lack of imagination. That or an inability to process disobedience, since you appear to have mistaken choosing to answer a slightly different question than asked for a comprehension issue. Possibly both, since you have added nothing of value to the conversation, in favor of bleating about percieved rules, which only makes sense if you are so without creativity that to deviate from rules intentionally is unthinkable. You should exercise your creativity more, your life will improve.

>>59034502
Look at that ugly thing. Glad I don't play nugen Pokémon.

>>59039816
lol is the right one from WeeWah?

>>59039339
best part is, that whole subcontinent is famous for either diploma mills or outright fake diplomas

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>>59034545
I wish.

>>59041709
it should be

>>59034545
i don't get it

>>59034637
Who would most likely have a degree in useless subjects such as gender studies?

>>59042155
Whoever that one on the right is in the OP

>>59042155
shaun obviously

>>59034536
3/10 bait

>>59042155
If she went to college, Whitney. I could see it happening if you leaned into the vague baseball/softball vibes she gives off. Got into college on a baseball scholarship, needs something braindead easy to maintain the minimum GPA.
But, Whitney's baseball vibes are tenuous at best. I actually can't be perfectly certain I haven't hallucinated it. And I'm not sure she could stick with it anyways.
Skyla is another good candidate, since her education was a means to an end anyways, so picking something like that wouldn't be out of the question. Unfortunately I don't know if there are major requirements for the air force, only that it requires a bachelor's/officer track to actually get into a plane, so that would be the constraining factor there.
Glacia probably has defacto or very nearly a degree or two in liberal arts from the span of unfocused education she's taken, but getting degrees was never the point so she never actually got it.
I could see Pheobe having one, moreso because she's a case where I see the degree, but can't see it being anything useful, and also don't get the "animal girl" vibes that would lead to something like marine biology or veterinary studies or something else pithy like that. Leaving something useless, or something esoteric. Or both, as is occasionally the case.
Karen is an interesting case. I can absolutely see her getting her bachelor's in something useless, then wising up and getting her Master's in something sensible to salvage the situation. I've encountered a few people like this, and Karen wouldn't be out of left field among them. Eccentric, the kind of person who forgot that there should be a reason to be going to college, realized they couldn't enter the workforce as they were, so did a two year course correct into something usable.

Definitely a few I could think of from gen 6 onwards, but I don't want to worry about gen 6 onwards.

>>59043629
No, he types more like he majored in rabbinical studies but still got expelled.

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>>59034502
Briar has a PhD degree probably

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Vorepajeet's off his meds again.

>>59044205
he was just ordered to start spamming again

>>59036859
Of course not, that's a silly superstition

>>59043702
>Whitney
Isn't she a bit young to be in college

>>59044205
>>59044605
By the furry 'cord that groomed him

>>59040609
WeeeWaah

>>59036859
>>59045325
Aren't you ashamed of yourself, going to college and still holding onto such nonsense

>>59042674
Lenora is the director of a natural history museum, she likely has a degree in archaeology or geology.

>>59036857
still out of 10 I guess

>>59034545
That's even more based if it is

>>59034637
>I don't care about gen 6 and beyond. Or about dudes.
Based as fuck

>>59034545
there's never enough of those

>>59047318
imagine seeing that after the previous generation lol

>>59042155
definitely not the professors, they can't even tell if you're a boy or a girl and actually need to ask

>>59047272
I didn't go to college, that's for atheists and feminists

>>59034502
I said I went to college; I didn't say I learned anything

>>59050955
catholic universities have the opposite problem

>>59044196
I need Briar's fat tits.

>>59034502
Skyla is a Latina
Her mami would have BEAT. HER. ASS if she dropped out

>>59052293
wouldn't change things, she'd still be too stupid in that case

>>59034637
Why is Whitney so based in all things?

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>>59053620
I hope she doesn't wear anything underneath

>>59034502
Skyla's hotter and that's what matters

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>>59054849
Skyla is so hot.

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>>59034502
He dropped out of elementary school, dedicating his entire life to "sports" without any future plans. Now, forced into retirement, he has to live a miserable life doing commercials for mediocre products to pay for his multimillion-£ expenses from his life of excess. Those Gorilla diapers aren't going to pay for themselves!

>>59034637
Roxanne is a middle schooler and Winona is a high schooler.

>>59055774
Would've made me so happy to see

>>59054410
Sadly, she does.
However she can be convinced to not with trivial effort. She just hasn't thought about it.

>>59057143
At least it's easy to comfort her while she cries

I wonder which ones are underachievers.
Smart, but didn't do anything with it.

>>59057600
Wasn't Delia a studen of Oak's but ended up being a single mom

>>59057596
she's really asking to be held in my arms

>>59057600
>>59058087
probably a lot of pokemoms then

>>59055326
looks really nice to nibble on

>>59058087
Yeeeeaaaah actually now that you mention it, I remember that, too.
She could have been one of Oak's aides, a scientist. Maybe a brilliant one, maybe a mediocre one, but a scientist nonetheless.
Instead she's idling at home, pursuing hobbies, getting piped by a Mr. Mime, and occasionally remembering she has a son when she wants to feel proud of something. Plus, god knows whatever nice things she benefits from, courtesy of Oak. She can also probably call on Ash's entire stable of abandoned pokemon any time she needs anything like yard work done.
Honestly she's probably the smartest person on the show. Some people work hard for so little, she's found a way to have a world of effortless idyll, interrupted only by her own whims and boredom. And you'd never guess by looking at her.

>>59058718
Yeah
Whitney GF is top shelf.

>>59042155
>gender studies
That's how they learn to ask questions like
>Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?

>>59060315
>based Greninja is off in a village doing his own thing
>Charitard and Kektile are mowing the lawn for his mom
Best starter status has never been so obvious

>>59060952
Does that thing think the 'zard is with Oak?

>>59060315
based housewife appreciater

>>59034502
Better than getting kicked out really

>>59034502
I want to have sex with Skyla so fucking badly

>>59063033
and really hard

>>59063033
We know, everyone in /vp/

>>59060315
Based Delia Ketchum

>>59063675
Not me, I'm a homo. I'm just here for the Latina memes.

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>>59063033
Same here.

>>59064318
Honestly this
I don't actually think Skyla is that hot, but her being, formally, internally, and canonically, a sexy Latina pilot, is some of the best eats I've gotten from pokemon since the golden era of gen 5 leaks.

im in humanities academia, a lot of the professors (like pokemon professors like oak or whoever) seem like the sort of older, tenured profs irl who have long stopped giving a shit about their subjects and are just in it to attend wine mixers

cynthia reminds me of the younger phd students/profs who are actually in it for the love of the game but who end up doing doubel the workload because everything from the older profs gets passed off onto them (this will probably be me in 5 years)

i think this anon >>59034637 is largely on the money about whod have masters/undergrad degrees. i know he ignored men entirely but humanities is mostly female so steven or whoever would be sticking to his goeology anyway. most humanities undergrads, and a good chunk of the masters, are just doing it because they liked history or whatever in school and its *a* degree they can use to get a fake marketing email job. like nessa probably has a 2:1 in ESH from nottingham or some shit just because

>>59064309
>>59064334
and hot

>>59064334
must spank

I'm guessing they project that fear of getting upstaged onto the real departments

>>59064347
Definitely feel that Cynthia read.

>>59067087
>hey, me and the other department chiefs have a wine mixer for a book launch this afternoon, i know youre running some seminars but can you deal with that distrotion world thing when you get a free moment?

>>59038124
I can't believe the dragon tribes are just fantasy rednecks but I believe it

>>59034502
Looks like that was right on the mark

>>59066378
there's a lot of compensation even in the science & engineering depts

>>59064334
Those need to be patted to check if they're real

>>59036847
Stalking is a serious reason, he’s just so pathetic it became funny.

>>59070309
Never heard of fake thighs, but I will pat them to be sure

>>59071079
>fake thighs
probably called a kigurumi

>>59064334
Very comfy-looking pillows

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>>59073681
Skyla is so good.

>>59073711
and so curvy

>>59073711
Dawn was my first Pokemon crush but Skyla was the first time I fapped to a Pokegirl

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>>59074776
Very.
>>59074915
For me it was Gardenia, but Skyla is a good choice. Do you still fap to her?

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>>59074915
I fapped to May first
Latias from the movie was my first crush though. Ever, not just Pokemon

>>59075117
Gardenia is pretty underrated.
>Do you still fap to her?
Yep. Most recent one had me accidentally overshoot onto my computer and I was so embarrassed that I haven't gooned for a few days.

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>>59075577
Very underrated. I'm always glad to see art of her. She was my first Pokemon crush and pokefaps. Gen 4 had a lot of nice girls for me.
>Most recent one had me accidentally overshoot onto my computer and I was so embarrassed that I haven't gooned for a few days.
Woah lol. Did the pic you were gooning to affect that?

>>59075577
Gardenia's one of my favorites. She's never been an absolute favorite, but always in my tops.

>>59076050
It was a doujin actually. And kind of. I was taking it kind of slow as usual but when I hit the "feel good" point I lost control of my pacing and started stroking fast and hard.

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>>59076269
Nice seeing another Gardenia enjoyer
>>59076652
I know how that feels. I always tend to take it slow and enjoy myself but once I reach that point, or see something really hot and good, I can't control myself. Skyla's got some nice doujins, though it's been a while since I last read some Pokemon doujins. I usually scour for pics and see what hits me in the right mood.

>>59076801
tummy is good, it's refreshing

>>59076801
For such a popular franchise, there really aren't nearly as many as you'd think. Blue Archive has gotten more in less than half a decade of existing than Pokemon has gotten at all

>>59077403
well-deserved

>>59077403
Some of those characters are hot

BLACK PEOPLE DID THIS!?

>>59079030
Probably just by accident, out of sheer incompetence. Kinda like that thing with a billion monkeys with typewriters

>>59034502
More like got that degree through DEI

>>59079933
I know it's probably not what you want to hear, but that doesn't really exist past the Bachelor's level, and is still largely harder at the PHD or MFA level. Some MFAs are a little more wiggly about it, it depends a bit on what the actual focus is, but, most are pretty rigid about it. Degree mills exist, disreputable organizations whose diplomas aren't really worth anything to anyone actually looking at records exist, but those tend to only be about money, not anything else. You pay, and do the bare minimum, you get your degree.
Trade programs are also mostly not influenced by this, since most of them aren't really self-important enough to be anything beyond a certification of competence to work in a particular expertise-requiring field, but it can occasionally factor into admissions. Bit of a "most people can achieve this with focus and a desire to do so, access is the controlling factor" situation. Though, it is also the case, that such programs tend to be more valued by minority groups in the first place, which also has an influence. That's usually more just an issue of how much meth you intend to have with your certification though.

>>59080837
>largely harder at the PHD or MFA level
there are far fewer people who really go for those, the bachelor's degrees are necessary if you want to have a more competent workers in general

>>59081444
>>59076801
Lickable Gardenia tummy!

>>59082222
If there was a degree in tummy studies I'd be a PhD by now

>>59079029
probably because they don't have characters that are designed to be ugly deliberately

>>59082658
I mean
Build a case for it.
Novel PHDs are a thing, you just have to find a way to make an original discovery or observation, and connect that into something, really.

>>59075117
>armpits instead of tummy for once
this is great too

>>59034502
All the professors except for Sonia

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>>59084053
Both
Both is good

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>>59084621
Flannery is super hot

>>59084621
but now she needs to show off her legs too, gotta yank her pants off

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>>59085021
Super hot.

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>>59085515
Sloooooooowly

>>59086047
I'd need to get my face really close so I can pull 'em down

>>59086047
PINCH

>>59087572
or nip

>>59086734
or nibble all over

>>59086047
Needs poking

>>59034512
Who on earth told you Skyla is 10?

>>59090149
The alien from the mindscape dimension who lives inside my head. But he only comes out when I'm asleep

>>59090149
it came to me in a dream

>>59090149
Do you not hear the howling? Around on all sides they are

>>59090149
out of 10!

>>59090149
Imagine how much curvier she'd be when she grows up then

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>>59097862
Sex with Skyla.

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>>59098331

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>>59099679
Flannery is hot.

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>>59034512
Nigga, she's a full on pilot

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>>59103114

>>59034512
>Game Freak's design notes litetally call her "sexy Latina"
It's just how she was drawn.

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>>59034512
>10 year old
She’s a fucking pilot anon, not everyone in the poke universe is 10 retard

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>>59104361
Oh sure we have ten year olds saving the region from world-ending threats all the time but we're drawing the line at becoming a pilot? Get real

>>59102378
I can already tell from the shitty artstyle that this is bestiality porn or hypnosis rape

>>59034637
Dude maylene is like 8 she isn’t even in high school

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>>59098331
Ejaculating inside Skyla for the purpose of procreation.

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>>59106583
Nonstop breeding with Skyla like wild Pokemon.

>>59106917
All this artist's crap is the same

>>59043675
She flies cargo planes. He's absolutely right.

>>59050935
>they can't even tell if you're a boy or a girl and actually need to ask
To be fair, a lot of people who play Pokemon can't tell what they are either.

>>59106583
What is the point of a pilot's outfit baring midriff and toting booty shorts?

>>59034502
>while a simple plane pilot like Skyla probably didn't
Hahahaha oh this fucking retard thinks there aren't absurd amounts of study that go into getting the rights to fly a plane

>>59107753
so she can get pounded by her passengers instead of flying

>>59108397
Skyla gangbanged by her passengers...

>>59108360
>into getting the rights to fly a plane
Commercially, no less. She isn't flying a shitty little cessna on a good weekend, she is making regular cargo flights. She's more educated than 90% of this board.
Lenora, too. She operates a museum that has enough international clout to get complete fossils. Lenora's probably more educated than 99% of this board. Lenora is probably more educated than half the professors. Elm in particular has pretty spot on "graduate student working on his first PHD" vibes.

Unova has the single most educated & qualified gym circuit in Pokemon, by an absurd margin. Brycen is a literal movie star, Clay is a fucking oil baron, Burgh is an actually famous artist.
Cheren is really bringing the average down.

>>59109466
>Cheren is really bringing the average down.
He's bringing the average age down by a ton, too, be fair to him. Fucker's like 16

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>>59034502
Do you need a degree to become a teacher at trainers school?

Skyla Lenore and Flannery sex now

>>59117518
Yes
In a reasonable society, these flights are planned a good bit in advance, so her available days and times are readily available knowledge that you can plan around.

>>59119056
If I was a trainer trying to challenge her gym and I had to wait because she was off for the day flying planes, I would be furiously masturbating to whatever images of her I could lay my hands on. Fuck fuck fuck imagine if I had a smiley big titty pilot gf

>>59034545
>No need for a bag
What did she mean by this?

>>59120480
She's implying she's going to use them right now. You understand?

>>59124663
I need it on her tits

>>59125682
Bro she looks like she's bleeding from her mouth at the end of the animation

>>59034637
holy autism at its finest

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>>59125682
Sex

>>59063033
Based Shadow

So you know how Hypno swings a pendulum back and forth and hypnotizes a victim

What if Skyla could swing her giant bare tits back and forth and hypnotize me lol

>>59128639
What would compel somebody to type this?

>>59034637
Caitlyn definitely attended her parent's ivy league school and spent her days fucking around. I doubt Misty would have a bachelor's degree. I feel like Erika is more likely to join her family business after high school

>>59043702
I could see Karen as the humanities major who gets an MBA/coding cert after 3 years in the real world

>>59133495
I could see her as getting a worthless degree and then being a housewife by 25

>>59135182
Karen is 27 at the youngest, probably closer to 30.

>>59132672
I want her to smoother me with them.

>>59136254
I want to give her my Mega Buster.

>>59034545
And that's a good thing

>>59144902
I want her to milk me.

Does Skyla have the best ass and tit combo in Pokémon?

>>59149774
pretty

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>>59150071
Skyla sex.

>>59150834
You can just pull them aside to cum on or in her directly.

>>59155105
More important for her to be leaking.

>>59158011
But I can’t creampie her if she has something over it.

>>59034637
Is Roxanne an actual adult? Tought she was like, 16 or so

>>59044196
Unironically who is she fuckin first? Kieran or the MC?

>>59162642
I thought she was meant to be an adult until ORAS redesign. Now I'm not even sure she's in her teens.

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>>59162642
Roxanne is stated to be 14 in the Teraleak

>>59168589
That was why I thought she was older. When they talked about the Pokemon School, her outfit made me assume she was the fucking TEACHER. Do you know the things it did to my mind, having a fetish for hot teachers with pink pantyhose? And then I play ORAS and now she looks like she plays Fortnite and says 67. My penis's entire childhood was a lie.

>>59125684
she tried to seductively bite her lip but she fucked up

>>59034502
This pic just reminds me of those images comparing female white facial structure to female negroid facial scructure with huge disparity between the two

>>59174088
No, we really need less off-topic bullshit.

>>59176669
it's never off-topic, it belongs everywhere on 4chan