>>59132168
>Why are women presenting creatures evil?
Go know and experience a woman in real life, specifically a BPD one, you will find your answer.

>>59132168
Evil is supposed to be attractive, that's the point.

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>>59132168
We're not evil, just misunderstood! Unfortunately, both us and Poison-types are heavily adopted by less-than-savory trainers. Typing alone does not define a Pokémon's worth.

>>59132495
*rapes you*

>>59132495
Why do poison type fans always try to group themselves together with dark type fans? Shoo!

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>>59132524
tell that to the TCG

>>59132524
Poison was the original evil type before Dark existed

>>59132495
pretty sure role-playing is against the rules

>>59132168
I like that Absol and Meowscarada wanna join me in a threesome.

>>59132774
Don't worry he is just sleeping like this to straighten his back
He has severe back problems

>>59132168
Cuties

>>59132168
YWNBJ

>>59132168
Made for big fighting type cock

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>evil type
It's supposed to mean shadow type like Batman or perky goth females like that imp thing from the Zelda Twilight Zone or Zorro or Zoroark. Also the Bible teaches a lot about discernment between dark and evil.

>>59132168
They are dark type because trannies are evil

>>59132774
Why is there an extra piece of rope hanging off the side? Why is his tail still pointing up? Why does he have an unusually peaceful expression?

>>59133850
kek nice

>>59132168
Meowscarada is so hot

>>59132168
Need evil catwife

>>59133688
>Also the Bible teaches a lot about discernment between dark and evil.
Bullshit the Bible never did that

>>59132168
Meowscarada is evil because she practices magic, which is forbidden devilry.
Absol is evil because she tempts honest human men into premarital sex, which is a sin and forbidden.

>>59134477
It doesn't have to be premarital...

>>59134522
A good friend of mine reported that she kept nuzzling and grinding at him until he gave in. He wasn't able to resist and I'm told that even to this day he can never say no.

I am so glad they had the sense to rename it "dark" overseas. "Evil" is such a stupid, dorky, inaccurate name.

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>>59132168
Evil is a strong word. Dark is more like the "sort of an asshole" type. Ghost type is the evil one.

>>59135136
It reflects the infantile nature of the Japanese people, it's the same reason they prefer very young girls in their media

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can this be THE absol thread? or at least d*rk thread
i wanted to post this that i've been making, a shitty 3d model of an absol

>>59135408
Based Common

>>59135408
This artist draws porn.

>>59135733
Prove it

>>59135733
whaaaaaaat
noooooooooo

>>59134477
The second you pet Absol you basically married her in her eyes, it is a misunderstanding due to cultural differences

>>59136433
It's something about head touching and submission or something

>>59136433
I said it was my friend.

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>>59135733
i would never...
also i made a quick animation with the model

>>59135408
>dork thread

>>59136931
>dark_souls_death.mp4

>>59136931
that ain't no disaster

>>59136931
Please post more

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>>59135408

>>59134477
>she tempts honest human men into premarital sex
Zoophile alert!

>>59138193
>>59138216
>t. Harkness test deniers

>>59138193
i have seen this image too many times in the past week

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>>59138188
i have some other renders i did

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>>59138389

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>>59138392
and this one

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>>59138389
>>59138392
>>59138394
Pretty sexy.
Pretty and sexy

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abol

>>59138392
I can't stop looking at her, she's just so pretty

>>59132168
To survive, they need to lure young men they can groom into submission because evil females are incapable of raising healthy children on their own.
If they aren't pretty and ir strong they will be selected against

>>59138389
Is that you commonbleat?

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>>59135408
too big

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>>59132168

Bump

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>>59140397
i'm glad you like her
>>59140809
yeah
>>59140955
i love absols of all sizes

>>59132775
>implies anon is not an umbreon
are you fucking stupid?

>>59142949
i was about to say "why is he black" until i realized absol's also black

>>59132614
Nice cope purplecel

>>59142973
fun fact it's a demoman model lol

>>59143156
Based

>>59136433
I think a lot of people don't realize the fact that marriage predates our current legal system. Traditional marriage begins when you have sex, and it has nothing to do with a courthouse.
i.e. plap early and plap often, on the sole condition that you do not stop plapping

>>59142949
I love this queen

>>59142949
You're my hero

>>59146460
waow

>>59147613
Can I get your discord?

>>59142949
This looks like shit

>>59147660
i really don't like using discord and sharing it publicly, i only really like chatting in 4chan
but if you need to contact me in private for a specific reason you can DM me on twitter, it's @commonbleat

>>59147928
Ohh okay, that's fine. Just wanted to invite you into a art discord but I respect your choice on not engaging with this platform

>>59148305
that'd be ok actually, my main issue is that i don't like chatting through DMs more than anything else, i'll probably just not talk a lot and post infrequently but i really think that i should be more out there in more places
so if you want to invite me do hit me up

>>59148421
Check your xiter dms

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More absol

>>59132168
I want them to step on me

>>59142949
>black hand
Ruined

>>59149205
uh weirdo

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This is an evil creature according to /vp/

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>>59150995
look at this.. ev il and fucked up creature

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>>59151394
She killed billions

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...and meowscarada

>>59152340
is totally evil

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>>59152531
unlike absol the snowpure beautiful angel selfless creature

>>59153124
she only wants to save humans

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i draw absol once again

>>59154757
>>59142949
this artist draws nigger/blacked shit btw.

>>59154763
No, Absol is a dark-type. And honestly, who cares if they draw lewds?
Horniness is unironically an effective motivator.

>>59154757
Why do I like the weird square/aliased shading on this?

>>59154757
You've gotten better

>>59154763
Who cares, they do non blacked stuff too.

>>59154763
No wonder that absol has a fat ass

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>>59135408
I don't see any reason for why this isn't already considered to be an yet another Absol thread in all but name dear Anon…

>>59156608
You're not replying to wooper, magneto
I'm over here

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>>59136931
Not the ass!

>>59132168
There is a bit of difference between the usage of the meaning in Japan. There it translates more like "synister" instead of dark.
If I'm not mistaken (take this part with pliers) the concept of dark type goes around the idea of being deceptive, tricky and unfair. Not necesarily evil in nature.
Best example I can give is Liepard or Zoroark.

>>59143126
umbreon was poison type before dark.

It's a weird thing they did with the fairy type being the mischief type, I guess dark type is malicious trickery vs it's just a prank bro

>>59157014
Man that's so ass...

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>>59138216
Cry about it for all eternity, you ex-underage puritard - consent is for normies who should never get allowed to be on the internet.

>>59156735
Don't call me that, I'm too much of an anti-Zionist to get labeled by this name just because of my one forced meme attempt. . .

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>>59132518
You can't rape the willing.
me on the bottom BTW

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>>59160572
Do you have session?

>>59159975
mega-evolve your bitch just so she looks sexier

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>>59160979
you like goth?

>>59160668
I don't have anything besides dead dreams that will never become reality.
Things are better this way as that's all I deserve getting before this accursed realm finally ends up in flames.
>Error: your IP range has been blocked from uploading attachments
Strange how this keeps happening to me so often after I switched my phone dealer last month, and how it seems to occur only on single boards instead of all of them…

>>59132334
Do not do this OP, trust me on this one

>>59132531
It baffles me that they made poison part of the psychic type for a few years when grass type was fine, but dark type fits best.
>>59133688
It’s called evil type is Japan

>>59134477
>>59134542
You should be confronted with these posts in front of your entire family

>>59160608
This reminds me of a post I made once of a Lopunny and a inflated Zoroark whose face was up against the crotch.

>>59162002
who doesn't

>>59132168
While a dog is a companion to humans, the only thing stopping a cat from raping you is that you're bigger than it. I read this somewhere, and Game Freak might have had the same thing in mind when designing Meowscarada.

>>59163039
What's wrong with enjoying harmless things in private?

>>59157304
You were cope type before and after cope

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>>59162450
I want your contact for 5 years now. You could at least try it once

>>59135408
https://youtu.be/ibpULpPlsZM?is=jenprkmYmBRP2HFK

>>59140397
>her

>>59157976
me when absol thread

>>59157976
white people always making shit unfunnier

>>59132334
>>59162870
Current and ex both have/had it. OP depiction is as accurate as Pokemon can get.

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absol!!

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Never enough Absol threads.

>>59166121
She looks so dangerous

>>59135136
Evil is the direct translation, but "evil" in Japan doesn't mean the exact same thing it does in English.

Evil in Japanese doesn't just mean a evil personality, it's a concept more akin to a more extreme version of "bad". But bad can mean many things, from a bad incident or experience, or a disaster or feeling.

Absol is an "Evil" type because it associated with disasters
Greninja or Urshifu are "Evil" type because they're associated with Ninjas that are considered dishonerable and sneaky, ect ect

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>>59132518
Stop roleplaying your inane sexual Pokemon in a public forum.

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LOVE absol

>>59170127
She looks so kissable

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>>59170302
all absols are kissable

>>59132168
I know Meowscarada is supposed to be looking suggestive, but that expression strikes me as derpy/cute. This is the most impressive Pokémon art I've seen in years; possibly decades. Guess humans still have some fight left in them after all!

>>59170911
That artist draws porn.

>>59170950
I saw that and more power to them. But as an ex-commissioner, I can tell that's a skilled artist who knows what perspective is. That's a lot rarer than you think.

>>59167996
I've always taken "dark" to mean dishonorable, dirty fighters. bighting, eye-poking, misdirection. rogues, mercenaries, the type to punch someone in the back of the head.

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Abol thread? Lovely

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>>59171435
yeah

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It's a known fact that Dark-type Pokémon are complete goobers.

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>>59172515
this is "true" as they say

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absol drawing also there's a glaceon

>>59173552
Glaceon might not be able to fix her height but she can certainly gain some weight. They ought to eat out together.

>>59173604
the glaceon.. is a boy
he will stay lean because that is healthy and he's just a little man and can't help it

What the fuck is wrong with 4chan?

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>absol thread created 10 days before the site went through the ringer
coincidence...?

i just noticed that you like to really emphasize that this is an absol thread

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>>59174731
absol in the OP = absol thread it is known
i would like a thread for all cute dark mons though, meowscarada, zoroark and absol already get threads occasionally

>>59174792
Weird looking dog

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>>59174731
Ok fine, it's a dark type thread, but we're still gonna post mostly Absol.

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absol

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Absol is my favorite, but I like Weavile too.
Ah, connection error, well, who know if this will ever send out
>Wait a while again
>Upload failed
Great
Now?

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>>59176016
yeah weaviles are great

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Drawthread has delivered an absol-utely terrifying sol

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>>59164054
I don't wanna get doxxed just because normies are retarded and allowed to get ruled over by a bunch of literal cannibalistic pedophiles (most of whom also happen to wear tiny hats every saturday by sheer coincidence).


>>59174802
Reffering to an Absol as (juat a) weird dog is one of the easiest ways to solicit a free rape correction from it.

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I made a absol

>>59176023
>Smug
>Cool
>Awesome typing
>Claws
Genuinely one of my all time favorites.

>>59176708
Just let it happen, maybe some anon can send these posts to your parents, since surely you mooch off them. Once your whole family knows youre a pathetic retard who jerks it to fictional dogs then maybe they’ll send your ass to the nearest fentanyl shelter so I dont have to read this fucking cringe.

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>>59176821
>Just let it happen
Stopped reading right there, because the rest of your post most certainly said nothing about getting raped by the funny lookin' calamity detecting catgoatwolfox-thingy in any capacity.

>>59176989
Making a friend wouldn't be a bad idea, but that's just my opinion

>>59176784
absol...... i love absol

>>59176989
i would enjoy being raped by this absol

>>59177424
then it's not rape

>>59177446
it is if she does something i don't want her to do

>>59177651
no

>>59138389
>>59138392
I hate her dumb face, make her on model for the face at least

>>59178177
Its his oc

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>>59178177
>>59178177
it's based on my absol OC, i tried to keep it close to her design but 3d is hard

>>59178729
>it's based
All I needed to hear, please continue