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Hello, my name is Metacomp Smogon Man. YOu probably know me as the famous competetive Pokémon champion.
In the competetive Pokémon Meta on Smogon, Virizion is a shitmon because of its poor typing, having more weaknesses than resistances and a crippling 4 times flying weakness and an awkward stat spread being too slow for a sweeper but too frail for a staller, aswell as being generally outperformed by Terrakion which has the same ability but much higher attack and no 4 times weakness.
As a punishment for being a such a shitmon, Virizion should be tied up in public with its legs shackled together and forced to wear a lacy bra, a skirt, a garter belt, fishnet stockings, a shibari rope harness, a ball gag and a collar that says "ZeroUsed Tier Slut" and then left out completely helpless and defenseless in this state for hours or even days. To drive the point home even further, Virizion should also be publicly whipped, flogged and spanked in this state and forced to eat lots of Energy Root and Revival Herbs.
This should set an example for all other Pokémon to strive to be viable in the competetive meta so they won't end up like Virizion.
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>>59178180
Tyranitar has slightly more resistances than weaknesses.
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>>59178205
It's not a kinky thing, it's just that virizion isn't viable in the competetive meta so it needs to be punished for that. I do not get off to that.
>>59178202
>spreader bars
That's a good idea. That would be even more humiliating to Virizion. Really gotta show those other Pokémon what happens if you are not viable in the competetive meta.
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>man
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>>59178145
Yeah of course you just typed two paragraphs of Virizion torture fantasy because Virizion is "not viable in competetive play", even if that applies to about 1/3 of all other Pokémon too.
Just admit that you just wrote that shit to "epically bait" the three autists who still care about Virizion.
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>>59178145
Why Virizion out of all things though.
Maybe if he chose an actually popular mon like Charizard, Greninja, Lucario or Gardevoir to write torture fantasies about he could have baited some retards into writing angry rants about it but nobody cares about Virizion enough to fall for this bait.
This is the biggest failbait I have ever seen.
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