Ongoing Stories:
>Transformed Into a Lucario
https://pastebin.com/dNfCG4se
>Copanon the PokeWhisperer by Copanon
https://rentry.co/PolicemanPokemonStory
>Digigirl
https://pastebin.com/rvUJh1Vd
>Professor Decidueye by ProfD
https://rentry.co/ProfD
>VetPhox by Phoxanon
https://rentry.co/DelphoxStory
>Lopunanon
https://pastebin.com/ecBem3sz
>Kartanimator by Kartanon
https://rentry.co/kartanimator
>The Pokemon Pit by ProfD
https://rentry.co/r7aa9bzy
>Churchanon by Churchanon
https://rentry.org/cb24k1ti
>Swiss Army Mienshao by Mienshanon
https://rentry.co/whipping-back-into-action/
>No Memories Umbreon by Churchanon
https://rentry.org/ua24k1ti
>Mareanieanon
https://rentry.co/MareanieStory
>Emolganon
https://pastebin.com/EWkUN7zD
>Miloticanon
https://rentry.co/MiloticStory
>Belarusian Blastoise by Phoxanon
https://pastebin.com/WAh6Wnkm
>Nineanon and Other Nines
https://pastebin.com/7ngT3v07
>Don Garbodor by ProfD
https://rentry.co/DonGarbodor
>Copanon's side stories
https://rentry.co/PolicemanPokemonSideStories
>Kartanon's side stories
https://rentry.co/kartanimator-disc-b
>Mienshanon's one-shots
https://rentry.org/miensha-oneshots
>Other one-shots
https://pastebin.com/UtXMsyyD
>One-shots that were too spicy for pastebin
https://rentry.co/SoImOneShots
>April Fool's Stories
https://pastebin.com/dP9nGavs

Archived stories:
>Herding Cats
https://rentry.org/HerdingCats
>Super Macho Mon
https://rentry.co/MachampStory
>0332
https://pastebin.com/WMdqhP8H
>Tinkanon
https://rentry.co/TinkatonStory
>Not a Pikachu
https://rentry.co/notapikachu
>Serpent and Wyrm by Snivyanon
https://rentry.co/SerpentAndWyrm
>A Loser and a Lost Snowpix by Drifteranon
https://rentry.org/tcab223e
>The New Police Animals by Snivyanon
https://rentry.co/larsonkurt
>The Human Wimpod Evolved
https://rentry.co/GolisopodStory
>Sandslash and Ms. Gemstone
https://rentry.co/h62h6eh7e
>Drifteranon's one-shots
https://pastebin.com/4K9M6uJ2

>>59315786
Statistics and thread list:
https://rentry.org/fd9ise4o
https://rentry.org/sip-down-memory-lane

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>>59310099
>You sat there waiting.
>Not wanting to leave her alone.
>She looked strangely peaceful while sleeping.
>It was strangely uncanny.
>Maybe because it was the first time you saw her like that.
>A pillow made of hair and the blanket obscured most of her head.
>You lost the sense of time as you didn't know how much time had passed.
>You only noticed it when you checked the time on your phone just to get flashbanged by the screen.
>It was already dark, and you didn't notice.
>Not only that, you noticed that your breath was visible in the phone light.
>Like a boiled frog, but in reverse.
>You stood up and wandered towards the light switch to check if the power had returned in the meantime.
>You flicked it once, you flicked it twice, but nothing happened.
>What you did notice was that the air was comparatively warmer.
>You turned around to look at Layla while leaning your back against the wall.
>Was she having a nightmare?
>Or was it something else?
>She wasn't exuding this amount of cold when she first showed up at your place.
>Has it been so long that you forgot how it felt?
>You did end up with some frostbite.
>But only in the places where her claws phased through your body and where her tears landed.
>Maybe a blanket was enough to insulate it from her.
>Then again, she woke up in a better state of mind.
>Now you didn't know if she would do the same.
>And honestly, you doubted that it would reoccur.
>You rubbed your hands together, trying to regain some of the warmth you lost.
>The option to go for a jacket was there.
>But something was keeping you from going to get it.
>Layla was in your house; she confided in you, and in a certain way she was now your responsibility.
>And your fault.
>You did drag her with you on Halloween.
>At the end of the day, you did save someone that day by dooming someone else.
>The thought that if you didn't take her along, she wouldn't have ended up like this crossed your mind.

>>59315979
What's CopAnon planning here? You've got me curious, now

>>59315791
Not bad

Reminder: You don’t have to have a multi-part story in mind to contribute. Short posts about how someone who became a certain Pokémon would live their daily lives are appreciated too.
>Anon turned into a Mimikyu and builds a collection of life size plushies to inhabit
>Centiskorch chef trying not to burn the food as they cook it with their tiny legs
>Pilot of a major airline wakes up as a Zebstrika
>Anon deals with their bulldog becoming a Granbull overnight

>>59317113
How do you mean, anon?

>>59318116
I think he means how I broke up the format, getting all the stories into one post and moving the Statistics bits into another.

>>59317770
What’s the joke with the pilot one?

>>59319012
Nothing special, just that you need hands and feet to fly a plane. Something that a zebra has neither of.

>>59319332
That would cause some problems. Fortunately commercial airliners and all other reasonably large aircraft have copilots specifically for medical emergencies.

>>59321465
Meeting another person who turned into the same Pokémon as you would be awkward, especially if you’re of opposite genders and both single. Would you be y’know compatible?

>>59319332
>implying zebras are snakes

>>59321695
>Pokemon-you says this is great
>Human you has no idea what to do and is low-key freaking out

>>59321695
Or worse... is just a Animal Pokemon changee.

>>59322074
They're people after turning, but they aren't very familiar with people-ing... it'd be a strange and probably unpleasant social space to navigate for everyone involved.

>>59322993
Being the size of a Joltik would flip wildly between cool and terrifying.
>Haha! My laptop is like a theater screen!
>Being stepped on would be instant death.
>Even small snacks are like a feast!
>Spiders…

>>59323650
just evolve
>people will shit their pants seeing a giant spider

holy shit the story is alive
yessssss

>>59324234
unless they are aussie in which case your fucked.
>nah mate, that's a small one.

>>59287849
Alright, let's see...

I guess the folks for the 11 AM service had either just arrived or were just about to arrive, but that could've been made a little clearer. The transition from Isaac being thankful to the minister immediately showing up feels like it's supposed to be a joke, but it's a little too awkward to land right. Also awkward are some of the word and phrase repetitions like the second "needs help" or the two "looked"s in paragraph 9. I also notice the minister switches from "it" to "him", which seems like a writing mistake on the surface, but might actually be the minister wrestling with the fact that (many) transformees are very much human

Either way, it's interesting how he reacts - more concerned about the potential consequences of a panic than of the danger a Pokemon itself poses. This has the potential to lead into a deeper insight about the minister's character. Perhaps his faith really is waning in light of all this madness despite his protestations to the contrary and he made a (correct) snap judgement call that the Typhlosion wasn't dangerous, perhaps he's concerned with the possible reputational damage to the church if a panic were indeed to ensue (or if the congregation even found out that he and Isaac have had close encounters with Pokemon), perhaps he's too passive to be an effective leader, like Curly from Mouthwashing, or perhaps he just trusts Isaac that deeply, especially after recent events. Any of these and others besides could be interesting angles to take if you wanted to develop the guy's character more.

>>59326733
"God's chosen janitor" made me chuckle. It's interesting how Phlocamper here seems to be completely instinct-low and PIPS-free... except for his name... That can serve as a fun character gimmick or a potential lead-in to something worse down the line. Speaking of, Isaac's assurances that everything will be fine very much makes me think that things will NOT, in fact, be fine with Phlocamper's friend, but given that we've already seen violent rejection from Kayden's family, I'd actually be interested to see Phlocamper receive a different kind of reception, feeding into that broader notion of having this story focus more on untransformed humans' reactions to the events we've discussed previously. Maybe the friend reacts a little TOO excited and is eager to take advantage of the situation in some way, but that's just one idea.

>>59315979
You do need to look after yourself in order to be able to look after her, Copanon. It won't be any good for her if you get incapacitated. Honestly, the flow here is a tiny bit disjointed, but maybe that's intentional to have his thoughts feel fragmentary as he tries to puzzle this out. I wouldn't beat yourself up, though, man - something was bound to trigger the H. Zoro instincts sooner or later, and at least this way she has you to try and help her through it. I agree with 6235 that we DO need a plan here, though...

Maybe we're all over-thinking this. Maybe you could just start with a simple, pleasant gesture to show that you're there for her. Like ice cream. Or hot chocolate. Whichever her condition makes her more predisposed to, I suppose.

>>59326734
Gonna include hot chocolate in the next segment.

>Early in the Pokémon transformation crisis
>People are panic buying at the store, still thinking it’s a pandemic
>You’re just trying to buy food for yourself
>Shelves are bare
>Except…
>There’s several boxes of Pokémon branded frozen waffles, yogurt, and bunches of bananas with a Pokémon brand sticker on them
>
>Do you take them?
>They’re probably safe.
>But everyone else has avoided them.
>It would be probably be enough to get you through a couple days before the next trucks arrive.
>Would eating them really cause you to transform?
>What are the odds that eating Pokémon food would actually turn you into a Pokémon?
>It’s gotta be small right?
Would you do it?

>>59328237
Yeah, I'd do it. Branded merchandise shouldn't be imbued with any power.

>>59328237
Yes, but I’d only eat the stuff branded with pokemon I’d be okay with getting turned into.

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>>59328237
the only downside is you'll probably end up as a kanto pokemon since those are the only ones that show up on food products so there's that.

the real question would be this: how would the pokemon card scalpers react if such things were to happen? the ones that loiter would probably think twice...

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another question to consider: would pokemon merch lose value since well, now they are real, would it be banned in general or would nobody give a shit? would society drastically change?

also, were do we stand with abilities, attacks, items, etc?

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>>59328295
>also, were do we stand with abilities, attacks, items, etc
Power levels are at pretty reasonable levels in the bigger stories, and they should stay that way. Having pokemon do some of the DBZ-level nonsense the pokedex entries and move descriptions say they can do means things get absurd fast.

The New Police Animals mentions oran berries, I think. That's about it as far as 'items' go. No luxuries of teleportation and pokeballs or whatever. Real world, present day, actual tech is the setting.

>>59328263
>inb4 eating those foods actually immunizes you against transforming into those pokemon

>>59328482
>It does nothing
>But between the people who do not want to transform and the people who do, consumption patterns have become incomprehensible
>The branded merch is soon dumped just to avoid the headaches

>>59328295
Part of the appeal for a lot of toys for kids (soldiers, princesses, doctors etc.) is the kids wanting to become those things when they grow up.

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>Your sister turned
>That did precisely nothing to get her off your ass about finding a job

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>>59328381
I was more leaning towards "are TM's/move tutors a thing" and also evolution that require items or specific requirements, I kinda figured poke-dex entries are kinda BS.
>>59329908
so kids don't become pokemon?

>>59331277
>so kids don't become pokemon?
Kids do become Pokemon, and they're a couple of the more tragic cases. ChurchAnon has a kid Hoppip living with him because his own family rejected him, and LucarioAnon has a single dad Zoroark whose Zorua son has lost himself to PIPS.

>>59331277
>Little Timmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
An Astronaut!
>Wow! That’s a big dream, but I’m sure with hard work you can get there.
>But remember, god has forsaken us and the cruel hand of fate could make anyone at anytime lose their humanity to wake up as a barely sentient shambling beast.
wha?
>Or you could become a totally awesome karate dog with cool spikes and ultra super powers!
oh okay

>>59331780
And also a brother has a 5 year old sister who became a brionne.

>>59332814
which one is that?
come to think of it, can a little kid become a fully evolved pokemon?

>>59332956
I don't see why someone couldn't, but I don't think anyone's written a story where someone's gone through enough post-transformation to evolve and hasn't already reached the final form for the line.

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>>59333735
>Turn into Gabite
>Become the fucking rizzler

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>>59332956
Popplio's evo before Primarina.

>/sip/
Kinf of a wasted opportunity to call it /simp/ instead.

>>59334279
Gross

>>59334260
i know that, i was just wondering what story anon was referring to

>>59334465
Lucarioanon's story has the Brionne kid

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>The change in height added an understated element of difficulty to the change

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>You woke up as a Floragato
>Your affectionate pet cat did too
>You are confused and struggling to cope with this new reality
>Your cat always saw you as equals anyway so she’s doing just fine

>>59335228
Can I communicate with my cat now? And if I can, will she finally fucking listen to me?

>>59335228
This was actually pretty close to the protoplasmic, primordial version of Herding Cats (human Sprigatito and cat Meowscarada instead, and their relationship started adversarial) before it became what it did.
>>59335552
Yes and absolutely not, in that order.

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>In hindsight, it could have been worse
>You love your little tyke, truly
>But if they'd turned into a gabite instead of a Dreepy during their terrible twos you don't know what you'd do
>How do you discipline a baby ground shark without being a dragon yourself?

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>I haven't had a vacation in two years. I am NOT letting this ruin it for me!

>>59335228
Fuck does this mean

>>59337056
>You are now a poke-cat
>Your cat-cat is also a poke-cat now
>Cats perceive humans as cats
>As far as your once cat-cat is concerned, everything is fine

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>At least the daycare kids are getting along well

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>Yeah, my girlfriend turned into a Mudbray
>No I don’t have her ID
>I don’t remember her name, but I have a photo
>Can I have that government support money now?
Imagine the fraud.

>>59337952
If I have to imagine what shitbirds would do with superpowers I think I'd have an aneurysm.

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>Be me, average Indian Pajeet.
>Transformations start happening.
>whatever.jpeg
>A few weeks pass with only some minor happenings.
>Go on Instagram one evening and see a video of a Copperajah proclaiming to be the reincarnation of Ganesha in the middle of New Deli.
>shit-just-got-real.gif
>Gotta see how people flip their shit.
>Comment section goes complete ape shit, as expected. Some call bs, while some trolls spam "show trunk".
>indian-chuckle.mp4
>The fallout in the media tomorrow will be glorious!
>Turn off phone and go to sleep.
>Next day. The video gains traction and causes hysteria among the more religious people.
>Who cares, though. Certainly not me. Gotta scam some dunce American grandma to pay rent after all.
>Go about my day, seeing more and more Pokémon while doing day-to-day stuff.
>Weeks pass, as the Copperajah gains more and more attention, before seemingly vanishing.
>From one day to another, not a single new video is uploaded.
>tinfoil-hat.mp4
>Whatever. It was fun while it lasted.
>Another few weeks pass, but nothing of interest happens.
>Well, not completely nothing. Some cows blocked the main street and no one could do anything, because they were sacred. Added half an hour to my commute.
>thanks-asshole.mov
>Man, being a cow would be one hell of a time. Just chilling while nobody can do anything to you unless they want to get fucked up.
>a-man-can-dream.webm
>A few more weeks pass while I scam more gullible Americans out of their money. Do they grow that shit on trees?
>One grandma talks my ear off about her grandson turning into a Smoliv. topkek
>Make tons of olive jokes while scamming her out of 10k, all while trying to keep a straight face.
>pokerface.png
>Shift finally ends and I go home exhausted.
>Have something to eat before going straight to bed. Ate some olives, funnily enough...

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>>59339238
>Have a weird dream that night where an enormous Smoliv chases me through the city. The sucker never gets me, for I have cheats! I lucid dream my way out of the Smolivs maw over and over again.
>I toy with the green demon for what feels like an eternity, right until *chomp*!
>Wake up, drenched in sweat.
>...
>Hold on, sweat doesn't smell like milk, does it?
>Look at myself in the mirror.
>Pink, short fur and a beige underbelly with an udder. Four hooves and two horns. I turned into a fucking Miltank!?
>mild-panic.ogg
>Karma is a bitch after all...
>...or is it?
>vsauce.mp3
>Realise that I'm a cow now and can probably do whatever I want without fear of the consequences.
>Immediately go outside to prove my theory.
>Stand in the middle of the street to block the traffic.
>People honk, but no one dares come close once they realise that they honked at a cow.
>fuck-yeah.tiff
>Stop scamming dumb Americans immediately afterwards and start my life as a god among people.
>See you later, fuckers!

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>>59339245
Top kek. Fuckin' India.

>>59339245
fucking based kek.

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