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/vp/ixelmon 2026 is here! Download the modpack and join with the IP below!

I.P: play.vpixelmon.com

MODPACK DOWNLOAD AND FURTHER INFO HERE: https://vpixelmon.com/home

261 Pokemon from Clover being added, 1.8 mons being backported, Aether, and more!
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ahem. SEXXXXX WITH POKEMEEMONNN
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>>59324905
no one wants to join your faggot ERP server. stop astroturfing it and buy an ad.
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>>59324913
i want to join his faggot ERP server
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anyone want some of these breedjects? 10 rupees each for the 5 iv and 15 rupees for the 6
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>>59324913
what about faggots who enjoy ERP?
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>pixelmon
>look inside
>counterstrike
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>>59324907
i posted this btw
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>>59324905
You dumb fuck jannies banned me over a fucking #justice4nunu meme i said like 4 times in chat. I obviously knew he wouldn't be unbanned.

but noooo, you had to go and ban the entire group based on guilt by association.

How ironic that all nunu did was steal some stuff. So far, the only people who've greiefed anything has been you corrupt jannies destroying and looting my base.

I hope your poorly ran server fucking rots and i hope our injustice inspires others to fuck with you incompetent fucktards
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>>59325084
dont steal shit is literally the single rule dude.
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>>59325084
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>>59325095
I didn't steal shit, you fucking dunce.
I made an explicit point of not breaking a single rule so i wouldn't be banned. I was actually having fun playing on the server, up until the power-mad tranny janny Evil banned me because he was bitter
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second floor of market h-zorua eggs
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>>59325084
maybe you should pick your friends better like you pick your nose
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>>59325084
Please bring more vpcord users in. The pit is hungry
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>>59325084
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>>59325084
el salvador is at peace
and there were some innocents the state jailed that did not deserve it
think on this analogy
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>>59325084
why is there an XY civil war arc going down on the server?
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>>59324905
evil why you gotta put me on blast again come on dude
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>>59325110
oh shit i need that
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What are all the fake mons and how do I get them? In particular Pals and some of the new Evolutions like the big Lairon I saw
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it's literally fucking over
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I've never played the Aether mod, what's the difference between some of these items and their Overworld counterparts? Are some just basic stat copies?
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Why does polishing your boots remove the armor on it, anyway?
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>>59325458
Some are yeah though some stuff like the Valkrie items have a bonus effect to them like longer reach for tools or being able to fly around if you wear the full Valk armor set which is handy.
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>>59324905
Cobblestrike with over 40 people can work out if:
>6vs6
>use bracket website to keep track of different teams
>ban those trying to play when it's not their turn (Make this rule final so shitters can be filtered)
The losing teams receive their prize on defeat, the winning team cash in after the final round after defeating each other teams

The 20vs20 person mess was amazing for those with enough braincell to understand what happened
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>>59324905
Idea: put a little jumping course around the spawn plaza for people to jump around on as an alternative to continuously bunnyhopping in circles around the square

>pic related
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>>59325754
Seconding this
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>>59325152
only if you kept this hate for people like jim kuback and bebop who groom minors on the server
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>>59325095
there’s actually like 10 rules but they arent stated anywhere and the trannys can make up new ones whenever they want
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>>59325330
the documentation is up on the website
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>>59325844
there's one rule, don't be a nigger
it's pretty easy to understand what it means, it's not an anarchy server and no one owes you to give you and your shitposting clique a chance
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>>59325084
exhales deeply
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snore... ah spaghetti.. ohh ravioli... snore..... mama mia...
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>people mention that the login servers are down
>haha sucks for them i'm finally getting into my groove with my building
>accidentally close my game while tabbing out
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>>59325898
You’re one of them too and nothings happened to you, you’re probably groomed by the pedo badmins
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>>59325866
the vpixelmon staff are literally in a discord called cliquecord where they post pictures of children, fym lol
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>>59325898
xhey are so mad that xhey are projecting
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Full map:
https://files.catbox.moe/ud80mf.png
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>>59325930
May we see that?
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When i s shadow deoxys going to go nuke the server and bring upon the pokepicalyse and the 32 days of Arceus remaking the world?
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>>59326088
Soon, the great flattening will be finished.
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It's been far too long...
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>>59326313
ONE BUILD, I DON'T KNOW WHY
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>>59325845
Which part on the site? The most documentation I'm finding is only how to install the mod pack. Unless the fakemon documentation in inside one of the mod pack folders?
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>>59326088
Site can't be reached. The fuck did you do?
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>>59326475
most EU internet providers blocked catbox because they love censorship, use a VPN
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>>59326532
not EU
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>>59326122
ask them, i was kicked from it
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>https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-swsh/stat/hp.shtml
Posting this for myself for next tourney no one use this
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>>59326935
>serebii
>pokedex-swsh
use this one instead serebii is dog diarrhea https://pokemondb.net/pokedex/all
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>>59326978
serebii used to be a good resource back in gen 3, you can truly see when Joe went full shill and only doing the bare minimum with later gens
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>>59327005
its the opposite actually, he quickly crams as much fucking information as he can which ends up being riddled with mistakes and typos since hes doing practically all of it by himself and refuses to hire any sort of team because hes got such a fucking ego only HE can run serebii
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>>59327069
that is based though
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>>59325711
it cant work out because no server is stable enough to run any form of modded gun combat at these scales
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>cooking up massive dogshit strats for the tournament
>the one and only time the burmy line can be useful in any context
>it isn't in cobblemon
it's fucking over
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>>59327201
i was literally just thinking this
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Where's my new VPNN article BITCH
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>>59327401
You need to purchase a VPNN Gold subscription for this.
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>>59327201
you wouldn't believe how disappointed I was when abomasnow wasnt in
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laggiest server ever maybe it is run by pedos
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there needs to be a way to mute people that dude typing in all bold talks too much and it hurts my head
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Read the latest VPNN article on the website below or in game.

https://vpixelmon.com/VPNN/vpnn-8-beyond-the-battles-2026-06-01
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>>59327528
THERES MY ARIADOS!!! QUEEN!!! SLAY!!!
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This server was promised to us 3000 years ago, and as a sign of our god given right (purchase) a monument of Jewish Pride and Achievements will be constructed.
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>>59327930
Currently recruiting serious workers for the greater good of Tel A/vp/. Here is an image of how the city will look from the sky once completed.
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Currently recruiting serious workers for the greater good of /vp/erlin. Here is an image of how the city will look from the sky once completed.
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>>59327942
You just gave inspiration to finally build something. Up until now I've just been barely playing and aimlessly doing random shit, now I feel like building a sort of summer camp. Anyone wanna join me?
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>>59327942
What happened to the underground synagogue plan?
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>>59325084
>jannies destroying and looting my base
Same happened to me, jannies stole a fucking revive from my chests :'( #never4get
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billions must die
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ITS OVER THE SERVER IS DOWN FOREVER
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What do you MEAN, OP ran with the money?!
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>>59327982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-XW72XN2dk
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haha mime time :)
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>>59328598
oh fuck i wanted this thing
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maybe they'll stop fucking running away from the pastures and despawning now
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>>59326835
Cute ghosts!
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>>59328598
squawkabilly huh.
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>>59328726
yeah
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recruiting builders are we.. well ROGUEPORT ROGUEPORT you should live here. located at TROON BEACH (now evil black pirate beach) we need builders for evil buildings and ships and people to keep replacing liberal sand with cool fucking black pirate sand
we cannot allow troontown to take form.
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>>59328883
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>>59329007
snarl...
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>>59328312
sex
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>>59324913
>faggot ERP server
I was going to skip this year but now I have to join.
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>been breeding shiny ayylamo for like 2 days
>doesnt have a texture
im gonna fucking end it all
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>>59329215
its okay uwotto does and thats all that matters
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>>59324913
>newfag are outting themselves
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>>59328883
Planting the Nuke
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>>59328883
griefing you should be allowed, im almost tempted to take the ban just to do it
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>>59329501
do it. troon out
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>>59329510
he’s “dating” an actual troon so i dont think id be the one trooning out
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>>59329548
BACK OFF NO I AM NOT!!!!!!
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>>59329548
Is this true? I'm not a cliquer, I really want to know.
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>>59329558
heyymmm umm quill.. can.. like- do you maybe just kinda sorta wanna.. you know.. idk go on a date? with me? >///< ?? <3
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>>59327201
dude same
>scrolling the dex for mediocremons that also fit my self imposed monotype restrictions
>hey this shitmon I've never heard of might be perfect!
>not implemented
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>>59329731
Since you are looking I will give you the secret tech
Choice Specs Boom Burst Chatot
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>>59329742
Thank you but I'm larping and therefore can only use ghost types
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So, what do I do to get my shitty ass ugly town to be put on the map?
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>>59329864
you must speak to a janitor about it
ensure you have a dedicated taxi location that is open-aired, and a pokecenter with a healer and pc inside
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>>59329864
I think it needs at least a Pokécenter & Pokéshop (can be the same building) as well as a suitable spot for the Corvitaxi. Afterwards you just kindly ask the jannies to add a corvitaxi to your town at [x] coordinates or you'll shoot up spawn
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>>59329618
misery is his online “girlfriend” whos a brown dude with a sibling with apparently no gender. whole situation fucked up man
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>>59329912
so obsessed with usssss
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>>59329875
I have a spot for Taxi, a Heal Machine, just need a PC. What about the stuff for custom healer NPC?
>>59329881
I've seen some without the shop at least, but I'll still build one. Still want to build more stuff anyways.
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my mudkip go sploosh :D
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>>59329924
This nigga is the one leading the charge against troon beach? Goddamn, it's just trannyville in disguise after all.
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buying pink pokemon (that i dont already own)
30 roops flat + 25 roops for every perfect iv
+ 100 roops if its shiny
dm roughpuff for offers
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are you guys going to ban me then or not. i can still load in. let me know because i'm bored
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>>59330067
If you're the same guy I think you are, then you can attempt The Spider Pit challenge and get pardoned for your crimes, or just accept the ban.
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>>59330099
i'm not doing your fuckass humiliation ritual
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>>59330109
Then your ban will commence.
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Has the Fakemon Documentation been added yet?
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>>59330125
hm. would be nice to have a /vp/ cobblemon server where people don't have stigmas about using certain pokemon and were willing to help people outside of the circlejerk
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>>59330161
Maybe you shouldn't grief then, faggot.
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>>59330173
it's not griefing it's redesigning certain parts
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>>59330173
funny how you spring to action as soon as there's punishment involved. all i wanted to do was evolve my pokemon, i was met with either neglect or misinformation. i spent hours trying to find wild bisharps in the bamboo jungle, only to be told later that they don't spawn in this version of the mod. and if it wasn't that it was "we don't want to fight your kingambit", so what? i should still be aided if i can't figure out how to evolve it. me and loveseat did try the "actual" method, multiple times, but for some reason it never worked, then i directly asked in chat for the jannies help, multiple times, ignored. so yes i felt mistreated, so yes you get griefed, i mean i barely did anything but still. this is the response to mistreatment on a minecraft server, it was easily preventable
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>>59330218
Your completely serious and unironic defense for griefing is "I couldn't figure out to evolve bisharp and got upset so I went griefing"?
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>>59330218
xhe is mad
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>>59330268
you can reread what i wrote if you're having a hard time understanding, the writing is still there on the screen
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>>59330277
You don't get to decide genders, tranny. It's he or she.
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i wanna build a statue for iono, but i have no time, resources and most importantly - skill
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>>59330281
soooooooooo mad holy shit
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>>59330280
Which part of my assessment was incorrect?

>I couldn't get my bisharp to evolve
>I was upset
>I went griefing

Do you disagree with any of the three statements here?
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>>59330287
that's not even me but you're def a tranny
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>>59330291
fuming
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>>59330218
MOM I COULDNT GET MY FAVORITE POKEMON!!!!!!!

Holy fuck you sound like a cringelord, you grief things out of anger because you were told misinformation? (either on accident or on purpose because Cobblemon doesn't exactly play by Pokemon rules all the time)

What's next, you woulda gotten first in the tournament if you coulda gotten it evolved? Tell that to everyone else, you're not the first to say something along those lines.
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>>59330290
you're missing out why i was upset, which you're of course doing on purpose because you can't take accountability for not doing your job
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>>59330303
i wasn't planning on doing anything comp which i mentioned in the chat. it's literally just my fav pokemon and i was going to make a samurai team for fun
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>>59330306
fucking manchild, its good that you got btfo'd, now gtfo from this thread, asswipe
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>>59330304
>it is now your job as a player of a server to spoonfeed each retard that stumbles into your server crying
retard please go somehwere else
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>>59330312
oh right i forgot the only real purpose of a janny here is to collect discord trannies
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>>59330317
its actually to deal with retards that grief or break rules
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>>59330320
i guess if it doesn't fill your ego to some degree it's not worth doing
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>>59330281
>trannies out of nowhere
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Looking to trade dittos for dittos for masuda purposes!

I have 3 I need to trade.

IGN: Kazeindel
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>>59330052
your egg is ready, I got it to 5 IVs
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>>59330409
All dittos traded, thanks!
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So how would one get a Ditto with high IVs?
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>>59330574
platinum bottle cap
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>>59330585
I had a guess that's what those were for, but wasn't certain
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>>59330590
bottle cap stats don't transfer to the children
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>>59330714
platinum ones do.
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>>59330714
Ok, so then what the hell is the difference between Gold Bottle Caps and Platinum? Gold already increases every single IV but do not transfer
>>59330716
They'd have to, other wise, you'd never get them over Gold.
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It seems my superiority has led to some controversy.
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i can't with this fucking lag
use elytra like normal people and quit using dragapults
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>>59330743
>>59330744
Speed so fast you beat the complaint post.
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>>59330744
Don't worry, I'm using Flygon, so I'm perfectly fine.
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>>59330743
She won
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>>59330359
Nigger you are literally the one ripping apart a rainbow beach because it has trans flag colors
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me at the psychic gym trying to figure out what the fuck is going on
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>>59330812
there's already a psychic gym?
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>>59330815
Yeah, new jugg city. Watch out though he's a real rapist.
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Speaking of Gym. Throw out some options for a Dark Gym Team
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>>59330853
if you want an actually good team you have to include a lot of secondary dark types like greninja
greninja, incineroar, meowscarada, hisuian samurott are all good pokemon in their own right
weavile, tyranitar, hydreigon are all good primary dark types
theres also hisuian qwilfish, scrafty, kingambit, malamar, and grimmsnarl

you might want a dark/steel and a dark/poison to cover your bases against bug and fairy
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G-Guys… new r-rules! Guys new rules!
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>>59330585
I've seen some platinum caps in the shop stalls, but now I'm wondering how players even get them. There some kind of extremely rare grind method?
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>>59330994
they got it from gambling premier/maybe even a lower tier
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>>59330994
>>59330996
some fags found out a way to cheat in extra tokens for the premiere gacha by dupe crafting them, then just stock piled them and are now slowly selling them
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>>59330994
It's a random reward from the 1k gacha machine. Best way to get that much is to do /warp end and grind unowns for an hour. Though you're more better off just buying a regular gold cap for your mon unless you REALLY enjoy breeding in this
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>>59330998
>>59330994
The pink and black gacha machines have a chance to give them as well
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>>59330997
no rule against duping though
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>>59330820
Giovanni wasn't a Psychic gym leader.
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you can tell who in game doesnt use the board by how they use stuff like ack
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>>59331092
I say ack and I post here
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>>59331099
ok
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>auth servers down
mojang knows what I'm about to do to this tourney and they're trying to keep me down
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>>59330794
ahem no im turning it black because the rainbow colours dont fit the aesthetic, if i was making a MERMAID town i'd probably just leave it how it is :D
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>>59330878
me mentioned
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>>59330997
I don't care I still got a cheap platinum cap
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Quilfish is our precious national lolcow and we will not tolerate profanities thrown at him, unless it's funny
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pokesnacks are a fucking scam
>use checkspawn to make sure im in the right area
>only fairy mon that spawns on me is cleffa/clefairy as an uncommon spawn
>make snack that attracts fairy type, fairy egg group, and raises the bucket tier to uncommon
>clear out massive space and make a nice flat platform for spawns
>none of the spawns are fairy
>none of the spawns are in the uncommon or even rare buckets
>over half of them spawn FOURTY BLOCKS BELOW ME
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>>59331425
I made a snack that attracts shitmons and was sneaking below your platform, hope you don't mind
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https://youtu.be/_wycpNHghk8?si=CjSzpNlpNXtg5Fqg
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>>59331425
I don't think you need to make platforms and such because from my experience they spawn directly on top of the snack.
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>>59331425
You should snatch a stack of snacks and snarl as you snag a stag at your stash
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>>59331683
reddit
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Only if Nunu had the option Kubag had to redeem himself in the pit... too bad Program hates white straight men over the age of 18...
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>>59331702
Come on Qwillykins, don't say something like that! You know Nunu deserved it... There will never be justice for Nunu Qwillykins!

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