Built to shrink anons and

>>59334265
Eat
Sloshes and gurgles

>>59334319
I think she could do that without needing to shrink you

>>59334322
Good

Please see a therapist. You're indulging something that will get you in trouble. I know what mew is supposed to be a substitute for, repent.

>>59334319
>>59334322
based but thread is kill now

>>59334343
a cat?

>>59334322
>female
gross

>>59334425
kys

>>59334346
This thread was never good. It was started to be some gay ERP thread, which makes it a bad thread. It was dead on arrival, if you think about it, though.
Please refrain from fetish posting.

>>59334262
What a cute MILF

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>>59334439
A smart person does not click what it is not of their interest.

Interested? You should be sincere to yourself.

>>59334484
he's male

>>59334262
That smile.

>>59334425
All mew are girls. Don't be afraid.

>>59334498
She gave birth.
That is all woman.
A woman who took dick And gave birth.

There are multiple Mews I'm pretty sure

>>59334512
all female

>>59334343
>I know what mew is supposed to be a substitute for
do tell

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>>59334425
what did she do to you?

>>59334530
fat

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By me

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What do you do in this situation?

>>59334550
Back in the pokeball. Why would you indulge in something inane like this? What do you even think I'd do? Is there anything else?

>>59334561
>implying they're caught
Anon, this is a wild demi-god who decided to bully you for fun. I would tread carefully

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>>59334495
I'm interested because of mew being a cutemon, the sizefaggotry stuff being here and everywhere seems to be a growing problem on /vp/, but I hate the vore stuff and I'd take a cheeky bratty gigantic mew over that or at the least some cute stuff.
god I hate being a sizefag

>>59334550
>press lips to featureless crotch
>blow raspberry

>>59334262
More like pocket pussy.

>>59334574
Alright, then I catch it, then I bank it. The world has been saved!

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>>59334550
Call her fat

>>59334550
1) Pretend to be annoyed.
2) Say that her paws are not cute.
3) Say "it was a joke" if she stops and makes her angry.
4) Repeat.

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>>59334498
Understandable. Have a cute mew for the trouble.

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>>59334586
Understandable. Have a cute mew for the trouble. (Ignore the duplicated post above. The site freezed for a minute and messed up)

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>>59334683
God damn what the fuck does this cat-thing eat

>>59334816
Human men

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>>59334786
I've had the same issue, all I can do really is post a mew in return.

>small pred large prey with big swollen belly post gulp
Yes please?

You should have gatekept /vp/ instead of letting it turn into this.

>>59334915
Good stuff, but I don't want to scare off the anons not into v

>>59334262
Anon, she's minus four months old

>>59334518
-> >>59334968
Someone accidentally just admitted why they like Mew.

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Mew is the ultimate MILF. She's the mother of all pokemon

>>59334923
>implying gatekeeping works when the doors are always open and just about everyone is equally as degenerate as the next person
whether you like it or not you're going to get fetishfags or shitposters derailing whatever threads they see fit, more so shitposters because fetishfags usually post for about 20 to 30 replies and just disappear afterwards, unless they're fatfags for some reason.

>>59334968
but she's the mother to all Pokemon. The ultimate PokeMILF

>>59334265
Store them in their endless hammerspace colon

I think if you guys just looked at vanilla art of mew for like 2 months you'd be cured. It shouldn't be porn but we can't go 100% cold turkey can we? Can we?

>>59335409
nigga
>>59334530

>>59334262
Hold on, people want to fuck Pokemon on this board?

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>>59335426

>>59335416
That's vanilla, and not porn. You can look at that.
>>59335426
No, most just want to be humiliated and insulted by pokemon. Frankly just wanting to "fuck" a critter makes you more sane than most of /vp/. Can't believe it's come to this.

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>>59334262
I will never look at this Pokemon again after that webm on /trash/.

>>59334586
So why were you still here? Are you being sincere or are you coping over being attracted to these things?

>>59335426
Naturally.

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he is cute

>>59336436
Too tall and thin

>>59335981
I just think mew's cute.

>>59334923
>tourist whining about porn bringing up gatekeeping
The irony. You and your kind should have been gatekept.

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Naughty waifu

>>59337185
Is normal mew not good enough? Is it not grotesque enough for you? You hate mew?

>>59337195
You do realize they can shapeshift, right?

>>59337253
I asked three questions and you managed to dodge all three, grats.

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>>59337185
That's not mew you psycho retard

>>59335970
You can’t just say that and leave us hanging

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mew

>>59337857
well >>59337253

>>59339218
Does that mean Mew could shapeshift into an Anon? It could be any one of us...

>>59339297
pretty much, they're like a ditto but better.

>>59339297
They're quite the crafty critters, I can transform in the blink of an eye

>>59339313
Mew can only transform into DNA samples it contains, and it contains DNA of all pokemon. Humans are unmentioned here.

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>>59339582
So what you're saying is..... we need to get some human DNA inside mew...?

>>59339297
Yep, in fact you can just post whatever you want here, it could be mew!

>>59339592
Holy shit that's a gigantic Mew

>>59339731
thats a model train

>>59339582
we don't know if Humans came from our world or are Pokémon themselves, and Game Freak refused to elaborate.

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