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Castlevania timer
This shit turns men into women who play old video games real fast
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>>12607796
Timers are only a sin when there is just barely enough time to complete a stage. See Castlevania Chronicles because it's a shit port made by an incompetent producer (Iga), or the final stage of Ninja Gaiden 3
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>No save point
>The entire game is just in arcade-style that you start from the very beginning every time you turn on the machine
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>>12607817
The concept of arcade-style games is not a gaming sin, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
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>>12607880
>spend 2.5 hours getting through a game
>can't save progress lol
it's demotivating. all the best games have save functions, or at least pass codes
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>>12607898
so do better next time
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>>12607905
not an argument
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>>12607880
it is
being old doesn't make it good
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>>12607923
Being good is what makes it good.
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>>12607787
>scroll to the bottom in menu
>press down one more time
>it doesn't move the cursor to the top
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>>12607909
i'm not arguing, i'm commanding
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>>12607898
Guess you don't like the game then if you cringe at having to replay it.
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>platformer
>It has no real platforming stakes and most of the difficulty is traversing a badly designed maze
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>>12607803
>the final stage of Ninja Gaiden 3
If you die right at the beggining the game gives you more time. At least in the japanese version.

>>12607787
Passwords only save your progress, so you have to grind lives, money and ammo from scratch.
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>>12607787
>Enemies level up as you do.
I hate that shit like you wouldn't believe.
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>>12608724
What's the point of getting stronger if I can't go back and one shot bosses I struggled with?
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>>12608724
It depends.
>They unlock new abilities that change how you have to encounter them, preferably centered around your own upgrades
Based
>They just get stat upgrades that basically nullify your own
Lame and gay
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>>12608724
Skyrim figured out how to do this right with the min-max enemy level. Too bad no other game copied them.
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>>12607796
In Super Castlevania 4, Dracula's death and picking up the orb takes about 20 seconds, but the timer keeps running when he's dead.
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>survival horror game that keeps track of time played, and where time played affects your ending rank
>it counts the time you've left the game paused
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>>12607787
>new game set in last games world
>everything has gone to complete shit
>bonus points: last protagonist died like a bitch
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>>12607787
>Boss is vulnerable only for a very short time
>It has as much HP as any other boss, making the fight last forever.
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>>12608724
Scaling enemy strength is always cancer. The way to do it right is have enemies get progressively stronger through the game but incentivize you to go back to old areas by letting low level enemies drop items that are crucial but not dropped by stronger enemies, and/or adding new enemies to old areas.
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>Unlock fighting game's final boss
>Is heavily watered down
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>>12607787
>"platforming level design" is basically just small, thin islands you have to precision jump onto. Oh and to make things even better, we have a constant barrage of shit being thrown at you and if you get hit you get sucked into the nearest instant death hole. Meaning you get sent forward even if you get hit from the front.
Every developer who did this shit is a stupid nigger who deserved to lose their jobs. I am looking at you Konami.
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>Writing down password
>The game's font is so shitty that you can't tell between l and i, O and 0 or S and 5
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>>12610653
What would be even better is if the final boss character isn't watered down but is just extremely hard to play.
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>ww2 game
>can't choose to play as axis
Why is this so common?
>nazis were baaad!
Yet americans also think commies are bad but they still let you play as them, yet somehow playing as Germany, Italy or Japan is a big no-no
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>fork in the road
>one path is a point of no return
>other path is an optional pickup
>last save point was over an hour ago
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>Get strongest weapon in game
>It has an unique gimmick that makes it effectively useless
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>>12613517
This so much. Its like "Maybe I will peak around the corner, and if it goes on a long way, I will check the other path for loot," then a giant gate shuts behind you and now you either reload for a maybe or just never know.
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>>12613548
>Yeah, its super strong
>BUT IT HURTS YOU WHEN YOU USE IT OOOOHHH!
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Passwords that only account for stages up to a number such that a significant part of the game has to be done in one go.
Every single Mega Man game on the NES (bar 1, which does not have any passwords) does this. I don't give a damn and use save states on level completion/game over screens (or at the beginning of the next stage) once I get to that point.
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>leap of faith and a shooting guy on the other side
>try to time the shooting guy but then a flying enemy spawns mid air in order to guarantee you fall in the pit
>you learn to stay back and kill the flying enemy
>flying enemy keeps respawning all the while there is a constant barrage of shit from the shooting guy
act 5 of ninja gaiden can go fuck itself. in fact this entire game is just trial and error bullfuckery
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>>12615162
Ninja must be master of his environment
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>Racing game
>Rubberbanding
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>>12615265
sometimes its fine
mario kart in particular is horrendous with it's rubberbanding though.
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>>12615162
stages 1-4 are fine, mild even. stage 5 has a massive difficulty spike.
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>>12610662
>Konami
>Goemon 4 on Super Famicom: Ski lift levels as Sasuke
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>NPC with some really unique/overpowered/interesting ability
>Actually get him to join your party
>"Man, I learned my lesson with how much trouble that ability just caused me, I'm never using it again"
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>Rpg sequel keeps most of its enemies but with their resistances and weaknesses changed

Fuck you, Megaten
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>>12607817
Whenever this happens the actual game is only two hours long at most anyway.
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>>12608032
>platformer
>the whole difficulty is figuring out the exact timing of sneaking past cyclically moving obstacles and executing the perfect inputs in 6fps
sinclair was right, fuck jet set willy
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>>12613558
>super strong chip
>but
>permanently decreases your max health
>leaves you marked as a filthy dark chip user
>locks you out of the good ending
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