Remember when OP's parents still thought he would amount to something?

>>3991565
>an aryan ubermensch teaming up with Tits McGee, Mr. Big, Clifford the big red dog, Alucard, a Japanese pickpocket, a redneck mechanic and a Scottish cat against a Jew and his yenta mother to avenge his dead hooker girlfriend?
Is this really how American millenials sell this game to their mates?
Because non of these are remotely true if you played the game.

>>3991584
I don't remember OP's parents being that stupid.

>>3991655
5'7???

>>3991589
Yeah man. Barret's tits aren't that big

>>3991722
Cloud was never tall anon - you can literally see him standing next to the other models in game

>>3991565

To be fair Squaresoft and Square-Enix are 2 different companies. The former one is the GOAT and the later one has never been actually good. They just own the IPs but most of the talent behind the good games is long gone and even the business models of both companies are completely different.

People should understand that games, like movies, are a collaborative form of cultural expression, they are made by people, by individuals working together. Some combinations work and some don´t but most importantly people are not interchangeable no matter how much suits wish them to be.

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>>3991565
(picrel)

>>3991722
>>3991739
5'7 is tall in japan

>>3991589
He didn't lie tough

I remember being taken by Midgar and then going wtf is this shit when they threw me out onto the overworld. Didn't Nomura want the entire game to take place in Midgar originally? This is just like the versus situation

>>3992016
FF7 is about some commie 'rah rah fight the POWA' shits "bashing the fash" and ending the evil racist capitalist regime.

>>3991722
a perfectly fine height

>>3992016
he did though

>>3991973
Not for a man.