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i want to defeat germany and the ussr so i kinda need to know how to git gud at britain in hoi4
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>>2374856
meanwhile
>liberal democracies around for barely over 100 years
>already on the verge of collapse and threatening to eradicate humanity in nuclear hellfire
oops!
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>>2374924
100 years is pretty good compared to those guys
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>>2374924
>Thousand-Year Reich
>Doesn't last 15 years
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>>2374856
try uninstall.exe
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>>2374856
Britain is the easiest of the Allies to play since you get to mobilize the earliest and are the least gated by World Tension.
You can basically speedrun the game by intervening in France when the war starts but it's really boring cheesing the game that way.
Otherwise:
>rush fighter 3 (you get focuses to make it easier to rush)
>mass-produce fighter 3s using whatever meta template you can find online. You own all the world's rubber, air supremacy is free
>build up a tonne of cheap line-holding inf and send them to Egypt, Gibraltar, Cyprus, Malta and Malaysa
>this means that, secondary to planes, you need to make lots of infantry equipment and support equipment
>for navy you just need to make a proper sub-hunting destroyer for convoy escort and keep a production line on convoys
>finally, start working on some extremely expensive, extremely strong Marine divs (just follow a meta template online if needed) to D-Day with later
>be sure to build up airfields and logistics in Africa so you can actually fit all of your planes
>line up on the Ethiopian border and max out planning before Italy joins the war, then knock out italian Ethiopia immediately
>then work your way through North Africa
>once the continent is clear and you have naval supremacy in the med you can recall 90% of the troops back to England and prep D-Day
>D-Day whenever you feel ready and just let CAS do all the killing for you
The only tricky thing about playing the UK is that you need to import a billion fuel to feed your air force and navy so just make sure you have enough convoys/escorts for it.
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>>2374856
What about China?
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>>2374856
That's six too many ways to call a jew differently than just callimg them out for being kikes
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>>2374856
i wonder if aristocracy felt this smug after squashing the revolution in 1814
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>>2375012
So what you're telling me is that nu-authoritarian ideologies suck, but the old ones were stable.
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>>2375704
ahem
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>>2374856
>muh freedumbs
people will say shit like this unironically after 2020 wew lad
sorry, your 'freedom' is actually a shadow oligarchy of pedophiles and their pet politicians kept in line by blackmail
nobody featured in the epstein files will ever be punished aside from the britbong prince the monarchy threw under the bus
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>>2375660
Hey libtard, every revolution but the french fags got crushed in 1848. Do you actually think the rule of the absolutist sovereign will end?
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>>2374856
Get a homie to play France and make the little entente and then create the allies and fuse the two into what I call the big little entente. Then when Germany tries taking Sudetenland, they get dogpiled by nearly every country they border while Britain and commonwealth gang land naval invasions on what little coast they have.
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>>2375704
Absolutist regimes are stable for ~50 years at a time at best.
If the sovereign dies halfway through a project and gets replaced with a retard (or perhaps even worse, is childless and a succession crisis happens) the nation is in for a bad time.
>But Britain
After the English Civil War and Glorious Revolution the Crown was more or less completely constrained by Parliament. Total Absolutism was headed off.
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>>2374856
>italy
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>>2374956
The Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation lasted around a thousand years. A lot longer than any democracy.
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>>2376880
>HRE
>german nation
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>>2376880
>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
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>>2374856
Against the AI? On historical? As a democracy? Just make create a bunch of divisions with 8 inf battalions and 1 heavy tank battalion and naval invade Germany the moment it invades Benelux (you would only need maybe 48 at most). Have logistics for all divisions set to max motorized, have air supremacy (which is practically guaranteed as long as France lives and you produce the basic planes) and march through Germany and defeat them (instantly granting you victory). Then just invade the Soviets soon after with at least 120 divisions of the above and aggressively attack with general battle plans and win (just make sure to stop attacking on the front if you have a supply issue that can’t be solved without a hub and build one before resuming the assault).
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>>2374924
Even the most casual glance at human history will tell you it goes
>constitutional monarchy
>absolute monarchy
>literally everything else except communism
>communism
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>>2378608
b-But muh real communism!
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>>2374856
>1. set everything to AI control
>2. walk away
4 hours later Germany and Japan will be defeated. You can then manually declare war on the USSR and refer back to step 1.

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