I baked.

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>>111049429
At least steal the good one

I can't into soundposts.

You shouldn't have done this

I'm going back
https://truckersmp.com/

bounty bars are goated

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>osu lazer breaks the skin I've used for like a decade (I play the game on and off)
on topic vtuber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J62hfu96lMM

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jongs back

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I was binging heisei haizanhei sumirechan because anon asked me to so I couldn't bake

I didn't bake because I was a conscientious objector

I didn't bake because I was at work, but then I got home and then I baked and now we're here.

At last I'm free! I can finally say the thing I've been meaning to say for over a week :D
Ahem...
>>110754132
>YWNBAW
Thank God

>>111055543
Welcome back wheelchair anon

Slatternly whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNXtbx2EXcE

I call being the famous Sinon

>unironically rolling for the SAO collab
all yours

I just want hat

>>111055700
I might roll but I also might just redeem her. Depends on the bakyou (decorations)

I know nothing about SAO.
I will judge this collab solely based on character design, if characters have a special hand, and, primarily, the emotes.

>>111056224
You have all three right in front of you minus some of the emotes and the paid outfits.

Reban the gay frog

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>>111056499
Meanie! What did I do to you? :'(

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>>111056821
Do I need a reason to hate the gays and the French?

>>111056885
AIDS, not sure about the second one

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>>111056885
I can't help it! Do you think it's easy having to wear a beret at all times and to do the funny english accent? We suffer too! :'(
Also the gay thing is slander! I love women almost as much as I love numbers!! So take that >:3

>french
>NOT gay
Okay.

>>111057190
>Also the gay thing is slander!
>I love women almost as much as I love numbers!!
And where do men rank anon?

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Oh my, look at the time! Looks like it's time for me to get a few hours of sleep! Nini anons <3 *drifts furiously into the distance*

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>>111057650
Gey nini

why were you banned wheelchair anyon?

>>111058172
He refused to post tits

SAO is unironically the one anime I've fallen asleep to

>>111059213
ive never fallen asleep from boredom watching something even if i didnt like it, unless im at work being paid, then its snooze time

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the first cour was alright, I only watched the rest of the first season because of sunk cost

Goodnight everyone.

>>111059405
I fell asleep on the second episode, I think, because when I woke up, it was on the fifth episode, but I read through the Netflix episode summaries and the second one matched through the last thing I remembered

Does jerking off to the characters count as watching SAO

china is so silly

vtubers owe me jong

>/jong/ meatup has inflated 100% from last year
In five years time we will have over 200 jongers at the meatup

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the ohio meatup will be the final meatup

>>111058172
>why were you banned wheelchair anyon?
Based political takes on british """food"""
JK. Used an app to phonepost here and got a week long ban for it twice because they hid it as a generic IP range ban

Morning!

Good morning nya

The only thing the French do right is bread.

Boo!

Pon!

Chii!

Kan!

>>111064221
>all my friends are getting married
shan't go to the meat up

Fex sox?

>>111070112
You might find your midwest queen if you come to the meatup anyon

Women do not exist.

but women do exist, they use anime avatars to stream mahjong

if they exist why haven't I seen one

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>>111073355
But she's right there

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Women shouldn't exist

Do not the women.

I wish women didn't exist so I wouldn't exist

based and real. women suck amirite boys?

>>111075188
Shut up jj

>>111075188
Nobody asked, jj.

>>111075188
Yes hunganon, you and your big male dick are right

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Fujos...

>>111075188
yeah, me

Women are disgusting creatures.

What are they saying about you?

Bleeding out of an open hole in your body is not normal

I bleed when I pee is that bad

>>111076297
i like this anyon. i don't know who you are but you are now one of my favorite anyons.

>>111077226
drink another monster and see if it goes back to black, if not as chatgpt

drinkin a monster rn

drinkin piss right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zyt2xlLf-E

I'm drinkin a cherry pepsi

i'm drinking a microwaved green tea and wish i had just made a fresh one

Tea is for women.

I'm drinking vietnamese instant coffee

>>111079918
nuh uh

>>111079918
True, I prefer sugar that tastes like tea

I'm drinking air

BOO!!!!!!

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>>111082799

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leave this place

damn these ghost niggers are gettin uppity, it's time to drive them out of this sacred thread

doko

I'm at work.

>>111082916
Fufufufu. How can you get rid of me when you can't even stop losing the game

>>111083342
you dont have a job

>>111084103
I'll have you know I have the very important job of walking around places I'm not supposed to be, trying to not get kicked out until I get picked up. Currently in a storage shed.

What if we played the modification that allows you to play American truck simulator in an online MMO fashion called TruckersMP together? *Points fingers together*

>TMP when the official convoy mode exists and you can play with mods

>>111084581
You gonna host a convoy then anon?

>>111084644
No I was just saying

>>111084842
If I were not phone posting you would be receiving a very angry emoji right now

wish i was truckin irl rn

Hey jong, I'm streaming some Jong tonight: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

watchin anon stream rn

watashi mo anon wo miteru

It's all so meaningless

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>Pink woman in my shooter
Don't like it

>post marn's leg in /fgg/
>get banned for off-topic
marn confirmed not fighting games

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does anyone know this image?
i tried finding it but couldnt so i drew it based off memory...
its qb btw

what the hell is a qb

>>111089392
It was from elfin, I have the original somewhere but can't post it right now

>>111090242
khubie
https://www.youtube.com/@khubiez
>>111091130
thanks
do you know where i could find elfins works?

>>111091180
They were on twitter but her account is nuked, people might have them saved though

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>>111091412
found it on an old thread
shame everything is gone

>>111091180
>khubie
>https://www.youtube.com/@khubiez
wow cool
i think she should jong

Damn these captchas are slower than molasses running out of Nina's anus (which she was filled with for losing at mahjong).

Khubie is a WHORE (affectionate)

You walk into a multi person bathroom to piss, but the only urinal is broken. You MUST piss now, you have to use a stall.

So, do you leave the stall door open or close it?

Discuss.

Close it. Force of habit.

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>be me
>press "enter silver room button"
>match start
>playing against cat
>oh nyo.png
>match goes on and it's going weirdly well?
>"omg it's going so well! i'm finally going to get a 1st place!"
>last round
>cat is in last place
>looks at cat
>oh god
>TSUMO-NYA.wav
>cat gets a freaking NINE GATES(!!!!) and steals 1st place away from me
>game ends
Cats are scary creatures

>>111094123
>sanma
not a real chuuren

Khubie 3D is not good for my mental, she's too cute.

>>111095089

>>111095316
yeah she's a unstable little creature so 3D is fun, would be even better if the tracking/rigging was a bit better

I'll give Khubie more D if you know what I'm saying of course I'm talking about vitamins, I guarantee you she doesn't get enough sunlight in jolly old, perpetually cloudy England.

The brown streets of England

England. Where the skies are grey, the streets are brown, and the people...well.

Chuuren? More like children with that cat

That's it I'm moving to suuhan

Cats are disgusting creatures.

>3 posts in 4 and a half hours
oh nyo...

Man, if only a cute and sexy anon posted a koko...

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Ah, guess I'm not posting one then

Majsoul Friends Room 68356(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68356

luckily im a cute and sexy anon

>>111099909
room for 2 more cute and sexy anons

I only join fat ugly bastards kokos

>>111099909
one more sexy anon for a tanoshii jikan

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>>111099979
I'm here, join
Also holy shit the captcha is so fucking slow

>>111099979
theres a very sexy miko you would feel right at home

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>>111099909
but seriously join the koko

I'd join but I'm too busy playing Starfield right now.

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JOIN THE KOKO

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>>111099909
started

>>111099909
wj

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>>111099909
I hate this game. Jonged.

>>111099909
gg, gotta go or I would play another

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>>111099909
wj i hate this captcha

Woman who loses on in mahjong parlors to get punished and humiliated on purpose is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b041RHcLBhA

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tits are out

Im so glad my beautiful red headed wife is above such uncouth harlotry

>>111101676
Look at those DAWGS

wish i was jongin rn

>>111103324
Check out this room code!
JK, I'm going to bed. Goodnight everyone!

We back?

I'm about to make a terrible late-night purchase

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>>111103752
Whatcha buying?

>>111103780
$400 videogame controller

>>111103794
Wheel?

>Mahjong Soul Twitch drops are real
Someone tell Khubie that we need the coppers and undustable blue gift bags

Akarun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_Z9rB_Br4Y

For some reason even though it was irrelevant to everything else going on, Andy was streaming jong in a dream I had last night.

>>111103891
oh shit, I better actually start streaming again

>>111106575
We need those coppers and blue gifts.

>>111103794
mahjong controller?

Good morning.

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>>111108293
No, IIDX. I could get 14 inputs out of it though which could make it a mahjong controller

wish i was jongin rn

a-anyons? are you all wagin?

>>111111043
I'm preparing to stream not mahjong.

>>111111114
So close

>>111111111

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The site's not letting me post

I think 4chan SUCKS

so true, let's all move to dicksword uwu

I already left the league server, I'm not joining another

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>>111112248
get back here

>>111112309
No one used it except JJ drunkenly saying nigger once a month, it was cluttering up my server list

shant use dicksword

a better captain would've deleted it

Fleeting thought, but why do people hate Birmingham? It looks pretty nice from what I've looked up, except that vid of the dude angry at living in it

test

>>111112891
it's really really brown

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Did gookmoot fix it

>>111112915
Anything else?
>>111112923
Seems so, just after I had already gotten into the flow of reloading after posting

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>>111112923
Do you play 2P or 1P? Also do you have any experience with Phoenixwan? No particular reason of course...

i don't know anyon but i saw that video about a shopping cart with a machine gun and it gave me the impression that Birmingham is a really bad place

>>111113013
2p. I have a Dao FP7 from 2012. I think everyone has a phoenixwan from him now, you can't get the good omron switches
anymore since omron stopped making them though.

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>>111113000
I don't know. Checked

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>>111113049
>you can't get the good omron switches anymore
I heard that they switched the Omron switches on the lightning cabs too, honestly I think I'll just spec it to whatever the cabs are using currently (50g springs, Sanwa buttons, 50g Omron VX switch)
Not to dox myself but I'm pretty sure they just updated my local arcade to Sparkle Shower and then upped the price. They also took the legacy cab out and shot it in the back of the head.

>>111113285
is it a round1 or private arcade? We just got official e-amusement in America and every arcade that is on board basically can't run any private server Konami games anymore because of it. They upped the price because now Konami takes a fee per credit.

We back?

>>111114111
Nice trips

?

evens spaghetti and beef meatballs
odds nothing
0 kms

Wao pretty digits! I'll post a room if I can get one with a bunch of 1s :3

>>111114111
We meow!

Not what I wanted but here! Coolest digits in the west :D
Majsoul Friends Room 80808(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=80808
(Dunno when/if this post will show up but feel free to show up even 1h after :3)

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>>111114474
2/4! Jongers will jong no matter the adversity >:3

brb

wow all the posts hit

>>111114474
3/4 :D

>>111114474
Started! Thanks for jonging until the end of the universe <3

wish i was jongin rn

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I booted up my Windows partition for the first time in forever and it sucks

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>>111114474

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>>111114474
wj

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>>111114474
WJ! Thanks for surviving the death of the universe with me amigos <33 (even doragon barely made it!)
>>111115328
Cute <3

>>111114474
wj

>>111114474
BTW I'm keeping this koko up because this number is way too pretty so if anybody else wants to jong -- or just wants to stare in awe at the pretty digits -- feel free to join :D
(IDC about filling so don't feel pressured to join, I just want to keep the number around for a lil' bit longer :3)

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I made nuggets
>>111115407
gey

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>>111115623
>>Cute <3
>gey
You can't counter me like that D':
(Have a nice meal doragon <3)

>>111114474
2/4

>>111115873
Had to leave, sleepy and back hort, sorry

>>111116094
>back hort
my bad

stop that

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reminder that jamboree is this weekend

>>111116094
No worries! Nini anon and hope your back gets better <3

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>>111116157
>the one weekend I'm busy

tits too small + I'm at work

>>111116423
>tits too small
But that's a good thing?

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>>111116501

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>>111116521
Did I fucking stutter?

I hope so

>>111114474
Closed. Going to zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I was about to join

Thanks anon for recommending that I just play normal data instead of trying to fuck around with BMS or Infinitas this was way easier.

Groomable low view, literally has a discord in the chat, if you do please make her play yonma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNFv589E8M

>>111118827
Fix the blending on the face

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>>111118827
Here you go anon

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>>111119119
It's good but i think it kind of needs the shaded half of the face

evens kms

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>>111119238

>>111119238
re-roll so anyon doesn't khs

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>>111119276
what have you done

i tried to save him miko-chan. but alas fate is a cruel bitch.

odds and anon must groom her instead of killing himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y60hhUhb2uU

>>111119238
lucky...

Goodnight everyone.

Last night I had a nightmare where I got falsely accused and arrested for raping Kim Kardashian

>>111119803
Goodnight anon

>>111119808
Deserved for the crime of raping a kardashian and not someone attractive

>>111122769
I don't find her attractive nor did I actually rape her in the dream

Good morning.

Soooooo...how about that mahjong?

mahjong sucks. i hate mahjong. i hate losing.

>>111116123
It's okay, it's been going on for a while lol
>>111116249
Thanks!

>>111119808
Mine was getting stabbed

Most of my dreams are fairly surreal or violent / frightful

Last night i was on like an island in some settlement anchored into the side of the mountain cliffs. For some reason the neurotoxicity of copper came up and i was suddenly covered in copper and venomous snakes. Later i got to feel up a chick on a couch and had a violent altercation with a group of ne’er do wells

Last month i had sleep paralysis and could open my eyes and there was a guy walking around my house threatening me with a gun, which technically could have been real

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That sounds terrifying anon... My last dream was trying to screw a washing machine onto a desktop computer case in secret except I broke a flat washer and immediately through "why the hell am I doing that again?" and got really confused...

any wolf seggs...?

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>>111129823

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>>111129886
oh my lord

>open new tab
>look away
>press 'g' to go to google
>accidently press 'h'
>autofill
>enter
>https://files.catbox.moe/gi1xdx.jpg

>>111130172
>tongue condom
what the hell

>>111130261
>throws your raccoon down a well

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you fool raccoons love the bottom of wells

>>111129886
I'm going to reply to this post twice since it was so good

Not sure if a dream or a hallucination, but I got bitten by a ghost dog today
>Feel dog jumping on top of me in bed
>Pet him a bit and tell him "Haha, good boy"
>Tell him "Go away now, I want to keep sleeping"
>It gets mad and bites my left hand
>Check room
>Door and window are closed
>No dog
>No bite marks on hand, but it hurts as if I was just bitten by a dog

it was a hobo spider, your hand will be dead soon

>>111131113
Sorry about that. I got a bit carried away last night and...well you know how it goes.

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It's out
PPPE-406 Drunken, Prank-fueled Strip Mahjong Game... The Lucky Slut, Who Transformed Into A Nymphomaniac In A Sexy Costume As A Penalty, Stripped Us All Naked And Forced Us To Pay With Our Sperm. A Lewd All-night Mahjong Climax Followed By Intense Tit-fuck And Forced Anal Sex With Marina Yakuno.

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Can't believe this general still exists

>>111131183
I'm sure that a spider with pincers the size and pattern of a dog's mouth either doesn't exist, or only exists in Australia
>>111132371
Bad dog!

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>>111132414
can't believe Yagoo still gives Roboco a paycheck

>>111132506
She's cute even though her raptor feet are missed. And she can play mahjong.

xapitan is not a pervert

>>111132414
It's been touch and go a couple of times, but we're still holding it down.

>>111132734
Look at her. Defying gravity. Mocking me...

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>>111132506
My robowife deserves every dollar they waste on her

>>111132399
Japtain fantasy disgusting

>>111131183
It was a homo spider, he got HIV

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>$550 down the drain
Spending money sucks I hate spending money

I got over it when I pay my bills

>>111133193
what did you buy?

>>111134172
>overlays throwing raccoon down stairs gif that may or may not exist

>>111132399
what do we have to do to get jj to do something like this

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>>111134212

>>111134248
I dont know but it would cost at least 20 dollars

evens get car on stands and remove j-pipe for when my new catless j-pipe comes in Friday (supposedly)
odds wait until it actually is here because USPS is unreliable
0 kms

I was under the impression caranons were roos

you say that every time

And ill keep saying it

Boo!

>Modding fo4 again
See you in a month /jong/

life is an unrelenting hell

I think QB sucks. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I wish she sucked something

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>>111138038
Yeah well I think (you) suck, so there.

>>111138063
Yeah me...wait...

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>>111138080
>t.

Nina is the enemy of /jong/

>>111138178
One time when I was trying to suck my own dick I managed to get the head past my lips but like a dog catching a car I stopped there and never tried again

>>111139498
What you lookin at shrimp dick MEN are speaking

>>111139498
Calm down it's not like I finished.