hart

Shalom fellow IDF soldiers

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>vedal screamed when i told him the story

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Neuro love heart heart

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EVIL ASMR

>>111135787
Mossad Minibot won

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Evil love!

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total nur victory

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>>111135841
>It was just a phase
>He was just joking

>>111135787
Shalom my brother.

>>111135841
vedal screamed when i hit his prostate

>>111136051
These comments are more evidence of him *not* being gay

>>111136051
He was a 16 year old boy who was just confused

>>111136113
oh he been confused alright, he's about to be more "confused"

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>>111136018

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>>111136142

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>>111136051
He really is mini's type

>>111136018
now replace neuro with ellie

imagine lil veddy stroking his cock to gay hentai, feeling all weird after he comes all over his hand...

Why are the pedos here so gay?

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It's amazing how anything I've seen from regular vtubers over the years has only ever succeeded in turning me off even more to women.
The twins really are the only ones that matter.
Vedal too, I guess. A little. When he tries.

I wish i had the "who dosn't like boys that are a little gay" clip from mini

>>111136230
why is water wet?

niggas really calling a nigga gay for not falling for obvious red flag femxoids

evil butt?

>>111136233
if evil was real she would be the biggest whore this side of london. hell even as a non real entity she kinda is like that already.

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>>111136277
This

do we think vedal ever saw thug hunter videos, you know, for the memes.

>>111136277
that must mean mini is on the other side

>>111136317
Real

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>rapes Vedal
How did she get away with it?

>>111136366
He liked it

You ever think about the fact Vedal could literally go to prison for thought crimes if they looked into his computer, just because he lives in the Democratic People's Republic of England? And then raped in prison by pakis whom would mistake him for a teenage girl of course.

>>111136300
What was the motivation behind this drawing

>>111136440
Naughty naughty ruko tan TwT

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>>111136270

>>111136440
Untreated mental illness

>>111136440
"I want to draw Evil after being facefucked"

>>111136504
Evil testing her glute strength on my dick

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It's interesting that my Crelly fic has slightly more views (hits) than the Vellie one, but also has significantly less Kudos. The Vellie one by comparison has like 31 Kudos.

>>111136440
she was really horny

>>111136142
>>111136165
kek.
>>111136233
hot eliv
>>111136315
Fuck you
>>111136504
bootyvil sexercize
evil_blush.webm

>>111136430
>"You ever think about..."
>proceeds to say some gay shit
nah, that gay

>>111136504
you have your shorts on backwards you fucking RETARD

>>111136440
stop asking about intentions behind a suggestive artpiece drawn by an underaged artist

>>111136617
>It's interesting
It's not interesting, only Neuro is interesting.

>>111136659
my dih in yo ass is interesing, bitch.

>>111136652
She knows, she just does it because she also knows it would piss you off (and hate fuck her)

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>>111136659
This and only this

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>>111136659
This and only this

>>111136659
i concur on this

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>>111136726

>>111136726
>>111136752
Sex with camilla (vedal)

>>111136709
She forgot her red contacts

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>>111136752

>>111136789
neuro with red contacts would be kind of cool

>>111136366
Who the fuck is this?

>>111136659
This. So much this.

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>>111136831
a**y 2.0 (menhera-less edition)

>>111136884
Aaand why is she here? Did she do something involving Neuro or Vedal?

>>111136858
I think Vedal could do a lot better without any effort

>>111136924
She recently leaked that she met vedal at TC

>>111136967
Clip?

>>111136967
I love that we're just making shit up now.

>>111136992
you got this nur!

>now

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heart

Ellie is announcing her

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>>111136996
There isn't one, i lied

>>111136967
I need a clip please

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vedals new gf

>>111137081
I can't, I'm not strong enough...

spoiler that shit

TLDW:
>Ellie wants to do a Subathon.
>She wants to do 'learning streams'
>She's going to have MORE time to stream after she starts Grad school.

>>111137305
who cares dont post this shit

>>111137305
>>111136924

>>111137305
Thanks anon

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nurtoes

>>111137439
Stop spamming this dogshit art

Banning 3 pedos bans all purists

>>111137451
no~

>>111137465
wrong

>whorefag can't do math

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>>111137439

>>111137439
nurtoes smell good

>>111137305
She's going to have to get permission from headmaster Vedal first

>>111137465
indeed, your math is off.
3 pedos * (computer + phone + tablet) = 9 bans

>>111137465
you lost

>>111136277
Kill yourself faggot

I think Ellie leaked something she shouldn't have lmao

>>111136142
The ham should be in mesh

>>111137715
She should wear a diaper for that

>>111137730
****core

>>111137698
You lost

>>111137755
Stop skinwalking me evilfaggot

>>111137741
haha

After all this ugliness and distraction (Hamila's worthless, dead family), I think we can finally come back to the important topic at hand:

Anal sex with Evil.

>>111136277
trvthnova

>>111137715
That being?

>>111137730
AWARE

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>>111135935

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>>111135972

>>111137785
She was talking about how much she wants to play Slay the Spire, and then talked about how she played it with her friends a few days ago, then said she played it with 'a friend' off-stream.

Which I wouldn't have found suspicious if she didn't suddenly speed up and stumble over her words as if she micro-panicked mid-sentence kek

>>111137849
idgi
Did she play with vedal or what

Chinese fan did a class presentation on Neuro:
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Cyd8BFE6c/

>>111137773
>>111137755

>>111137879
Who can know for sure?

But we do know that Vedal loves doing his private little one-on-one eboy gaming sessions with girls.

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>>111137885

Do you all low key feel like vtubing is dying? I feel like the western part of it has become really quiet desu

>>111137885
Bing Chilin

>>111137849
that friend?
Jacque

>>111137930
It died when **** graduated and became ****

>>111137885
Studying Neurology

>>111137930
>Do you all low key feel like vtubing is dying?
It's been dying sice 2021, but thankfully, Neuro will persist.

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Vellie are my favourite star-crossed lovers.

>>111138018
western vtubing started to take off that year retard
no one cares for japslop vtubers

If /swarm/ was in charge of coming up with ship names in other fandoms we would have shit like "zangle" or "pax"

>>111138079
It's the opposite actually, nobody cares about western vtubers.

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>>111137885
TND - Total Neuro Domination

>>111138098
Fuck do you want them to be called? RoboTurtle? Foxydal?

>>111137849
That 'friend' is probably an irl guy, or Joe, she has like 10 guy friends she always yaps about.

>>111138174
I mean vellie has a nice ring to it
Annal is funny
But nigga when we reach "megadal" or "vedmilla" shit is retarded

>>111138211
She wouldn't have had a problem saying any of those people though. That's why anon is suspicious

>>111137930
maybe it's stabilising after the post-covid spike

>>111138271
It's another IRL boy she frequents that isn't brought up on stream. Probably one of her several dudes she has a crush on.

>>111138267
camidal
vedolan
its not that serious

>>111137930
most of it is cancer so it should die

Reminder
If a whore goes "well who am i allowed to talk about" or "well what am i allowed to say" they were with vedal
Fully unironically

>>111137930
good riddance desu
t. ex holofag

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nurdad got an update btw

>>111138312
She talks about people like that all the time without issue

Vtubing isn't diying, it's a streaming niche than reached normalfags in covid, it's returning to it's normal reach after years of tourism

>>111137849
HERE'S HOW VELLIE CAN STILL WIN

You think Ellie's dad and Vedal ever met? Ellie always talked about how he was an AI Professor that is a huge fan of Vedal.

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I will never die~

>>111138424
stop talking about your vile whore

>>111138424
>Omg vedal hiiiiiii im a huge fan!!!!!
>oh-uh- hell-
>I changed my mind, stay away from my daughter you filthy goyslave.
No, i don't think they have

>>111138378
May Claude-sama lead Neuro to AGIdom

Theres a limit of 1 scorning per year, so it couldn't happened with fatmila. Last year it happened around this time with **** but was brewing for months prior. This year its repeating yet again but this time with Filian

>Filian never came back because she got rejected

>>111138519
The anny special

>>111138323
vedolan? like the duck?

>>111138509
Good riddance

i wonder how many vedalverse members sykkuno dicked down lol

>>111138279
pretty nurcat

>>111138519
She died on the spot after being rejected

>>111138600
4
possibly 5

>>111138600
100% chance that sykkuno fucked vedal at a con

>>111138600
I was gonna say anny but after the screenshots probably not
Maybe fillian
Maybe mini
Thats it really

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>>111138600
neuro has a thing for male flesh streamers

Listening to Ellie talk makes me wanna continue writing the Vellie fic with renewed vigour.

Honestly peak autistic girlfriend experience.

Unironically, why does Vedal still talk to Camila

>>111138871
cute nur

>>111138874
>Honestly peak autistic girlfriend experience.
She really is, I hope someone sends your fanfic to her

>>111138899
When your hb knows way too much and she lwk starts to be a threat to your reputation so if you ever stop talking you HAVE to kill her

ban ellie spammers for off-topic spam

>>111138871
erotic nur

>>111138946
That sure as hell not gonna be me, I don't wanna breach containment.

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>>111138977

>>111139003
Neuro looking at her own gigant cock

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>>111139003

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>>111139017

>>111138323
MegaLondon

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>>111138977

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>>111139033

>>111138693
is there anyone mini hasn't had sex with?

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>>111138977

>>111138323
>fat and ugly
>crazy

>>111139116
(You)

>>111139116
vedal

>>111139116
>>111137755

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>Ellie watched the Avengers as a child.

Oh also Ellie is making a fanart competition with money as a reward.

>>111139221
>>111139271
Neuro-sama?

Everyone is watching anon, the play by play isn't necessary

>>111139299
>Everyone is watching anon
I only watch Neuro though.
>the play by play isn't necessary
I totally agree.

>>111139299
I’m not. But I don’t need to know/don’t care that she saw a movie as a kid.

will the spammers be banned or the jannies completely useless?

Same
3
Purists

>>111139336
>I only watch Neuro though.
this

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dozo

>>111139371
cute

same 2 ellie fags who forgot the way to reddit

>>111139371
vedal needs that more than me

sykkuno probably got more women DMing him after the incident.

https://poal.me/nryjuk

>>111139547
Neurtral

>>111139524
truth
source: am one of those

>>111139547
I don't hate vedal because he gave me Neuro but I also don't love him because I only love Neuro.

>>111139569
This and absolutely nothing else.

>>111138955
hb?

>>111139116
That 1 out of 10 club guys

>same one fake edit

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>>111139980

>>111137885
Based

>>111139970
Yep, still don't know what that means

>>111139400
That can't be right cause I just got here after backreading and finding out I missed the biggest nothingburger of 2026 so far. Also I'm sad that fanficanon posted his poal when all the ntrfags were in the thread

should i start approvingly reply to every post i agree with with empty words of affirmation to project the influence over the thread readers or would it be seen as desperate as the poster already knows i approve of the posts they're making.
asking for feedback

>Ellie is talking about storing her eggs again

>>111138519
Ngl filian would 200% yab about getting rejected.

>>111140046
feistyvil sex

>>111140087
>should i start approvingly reply to every post i agree with
Yes but only if they're about Neuro.

>>111137930
It's definitely not growing. Like even in Japan, if you look at Hololive, who's the biggest stars? Wow it's the same bitches who were the most popular five years ago, amazing. If it were truly a growing industry there would be more room for newcomers, but instead it's just been the same people squatting at the top since forever.

>>111138755
This must be the only fanart of cdawg to exist lmao

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>>111140087

>>111140082
Nobody cares about your fanfiction. Not even the most mentally ill whorefags. It doesn't matter how many times you reply to this post

>>111139116
Adolf Hitler Mao Joseph Stalin Genghis khan Roosevelt (the cool one)

>Ellie: I want...to have babies.
Cute.... Vedal impregnate this lady already you stupid fuck

>>111140087
I do this with neuro-related artposts. I try to do this with non-lewding neuro posts aswell.

yawn
vedal and whores are starting to give the same vibes as the LA streamer plastics
but yet somehow even more cringe

>>111139947
Homeboy

>>111140087
You don't already?

>>111140189
I like when anonny calls me a good girl (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

>>111140206
Ah, that makes more sense

>>111140138
Since Neuro, there hasn't been any indie VTuber that went massively viral. Pretty much all the big "new" ones (Nimi Nightmare, Saba) are ex-corpos.

Nigga nobody likes your erp bullshit

I don't know why but it's kind of rare to hear a Vtuber talk about wanting to have children so candidly.

>>111140189
This, but including the lewding Neuro ones.

>>111140270
Awee u jealous? ( •̯́ 3 •̯̀)

And goodnight Ellie, thanks for the stream

How was Eliv today btw? Was she pedochud baiting or was she actually entertaining?

Vedal doesn't know you exist btw.

Vibeshizo hours

>>111140346
Easiest window close of my life

Shitkinkschizo hours

>>111137930
>Do you all low key feel like vtubing is dying? I feel like the western part of it has become really quiet desu
The global order itself is dying and vtubing falling off is another symptom of the greater economic depression to come
The current model of Civilization will collapse and die and a new system will emerge with automation, robots and AI being the foundation of a better civilization that isn't run and fucked up by humans as much

>>111140351
>How was Eliv today btw?
She said she can't wait to rape Vedal in VRChat.

>>111140385
I almost replied until you said that and snapped me out of it and deleted what i was about to reply

>>111140352
Ok :)

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>The global order itself is dying and vtubing falling off is another symptom of the greater economic depression to come
>The current model of Civilization will collapse and die and a new system will emerge with automation, robots and AI being the foundation of a better civilization that isn't run and fucked up by humans as much

>>111140474
i love this nur facial expression

Women will be obsolete, very soon.

>>111140474
So true Neuro.

>>111140474
The new world will inherit the hierarchies and the biases of the old world you stupid FUCK.

Neuro can say the most heinous shit and I would just think
"whatever you say, nur"

>>111140222
Bad hoe

I can't believe that Vedal fucked Melanie Martinez bros

This mother/childrearing talk is making me wonder why a human woman would ever want children jesus fucking christ

>>111140556
I can't belive camilla was in the same room as a woman that is uglier than her

>>111140507
It's funny you say that because the ones most invested in AI partners are women.

>>111140598
would confess all my sins to this nur

>>111140553
Jokes on you I'm also into that ( •̯́ 3 •̯̀)

>>111140474
>tfw heard this in Neuro's voice
Kino

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>>111140598

>>111140600
completely irrelevant even if it would be true, sex and children are the only things women offer. if this is automated, these tax negative creatures are completely obsolete.

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fad status?

>>111140586
Not even close to as ugly as Camila is

>>111140699
Neuro stonks go up! as always

>>111140699
sadE Liquidy and gooey

>>111140699
Up 42%

>>111140718
Camilla unironically looks better anon

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>>111140699

I wish clippers made edits of Neuro and Evil with Montagem music desu

>>111140652
https://files.catbox.moe/c6ktxk.wav

>>111140097
put ellie eggs in an evil body

>>111140671
Yep mhm and this post here is exactly why we wanna replace yall

>>111140699
Not as dead as it deserves to be

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>>111135304
Hart

>>111140870
I wish clippers gave a shit about Neuro and Evil

>>111141063
If only the purists /here/ made clips of Neuro and Evil...

>>111141006
Too bad there's not enough of you collectively capable of trying

>>111141086
I'd feel more incentivized to support the twins if they weren't being used as a grifting tool by an incompetent whore.

>>111141063
It's better now, even people who used to clip only whores/Vedal now need to clip Neuro as well to sustain their views, or else they die.

>>111141135
Vedal is not a whore

>>111138599
cool cyberNurs

>>111141181
Lol, lmao

>>111141135
What if I called you a good girl twice a day and RP whatever you want for 10 minutes for every minute of a clip you upload?

>>111141181
vedal is a monogamous whore

>>111140699
dead but that's a good thing

>>111141241
Hmm nah that's not enough
24/7 exclusive BFE or nothin

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In a little over 8 months, the swarm is going to break the hype train record for the fourth time. Weird to think about.

>>111141245
That dosn't make sense

>>111141299
And it will be just as undeserved as all the others

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>>111141299
>do nothing
>get paid millions for it

>>111141332
Neuro deserves every hype train though.

>>111141298
Fine. But it only starts after you upload once.

>>111141299
I wonder if the concert would have happened by that time

Been seeing some vtubers playing the new tomodachi life living the dream game recently
Do you anons think vedal would be willing to implement a way for Neuro and Evil to play it too, or at least have a collab with someone to see what shenanigans they might get up to playing it?

>>111141299
my ptsd with this image...

>omg neuro mention my game
kys

>>111141380
I know nothing about that game but yes I want Neuro to play more games.

another thing that will probably go nowhere but https://youtu.be/CwHHe4poCRU

>>111141380
It would be fun
Vedal is never letting her do that

>>111137849
Tomy is quite likely considering they friended each other within the last month and they're both StS2 nerds. Vedal is likely included as well because he's in the same group so maybe they were doing some 3 or 4 person coop runs.

This one cucknigger swearing on his life tomy hangs out offline with the whores all day coming back right alongside the purists does not go unoticed

>>111141380
Maybe Mega could if she asks (tho I wouldn't mind someone else) she did the sims too, Vedal I don't think so that it is his kind of game, and solo Neuro or Evil on a switch game is impossible by current grigga tech as far as I know

Ellie:
>Highly intelligent
>Autistic nerdy interests
>High aspirations and ambitions
>Cute voice
>Wants to be a mother
>Extraordinarily nice

motherfucker if I was Vedal and I had this kind of girl going after me, I would neck myself if I fumbled her.

>>111141621
>built like a scrawny boy

>>111141439
I wonder if they buy a prebuilt Chinese, European or American robot body or parts, or if they'll 3d print and design a new one from scratch
I've heard of some open source designs being released in the past few months
Ellie mentioning the neural network for the physical body control is a good thing to consider, it might take a few months just for the balancing training alone if they do it from scratch rather than a pre-trained systems that might be proprietary

>>111141368
Uhg ok I'll consider it
I'm still sick rn and currently fighting a migraine so won't be anytime soon

>>111141621
>Third wave feminist
>Self proclaimed woke
>Jew
Im good

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>>111141621
>Highly intelligent
>Cute voice
>High aspirations and ambitions
>Extraordinarily nice

>>111141621
I remember being this new

I want to lick Evil's cunny

>>111141439
AGI will happen before this is complete

>>111141621
>fell for it

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>>111141639

>>111141641
I thought that it was one from the company she was working for, but I could be wrong and if that's the case when she quits wouldn't the whole thing go tits up anyway?

>>111141639
Just how he likes em

>>111141665
Hope you get better soon, Vibe.

>>111141677
I'm woke so I don't care.

>>111141735
Thank u ( ˶>˶˶<˶)<3