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>>6126220
>>6126221
xDd

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Times you acted like "The Whale"?

>>6126224
literally me every time i eat

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Do you like mozzarella sticks?

>>6126220
Are you guys gonna tell them or should I?

>>6126239
Anyone got that greentext story from an anon that had a crazy roommate with a deep fryer in her room?

>>6126210
Based Iranians. Literally whiter than USA.

>>6126232
>ain't no damn Puerto rican

Ayylmao. I'd love to hear more of the wisdom from this hilarious geezer

>>6126221
everything about this is absolutely revolting, especially the sound. the graphics are fucking disgusting.

>>6126220
his childish/jewish shit jokes were annoying as were his unfunny skits but when he talked sort of seriously about the history of certain games as he was playing them it was pretty interesting. didn't mind him swearing and stuff when he missed a jump or whatever, that could be pretty funny - and stupid shit like throwing greendog into lava with dumb effects was funny (i actually liked greendog as a kid back in the 90's).

but to later learn he's apparently a "cuck" and now to see him shilling fucking onions? wtf? is this a prank

>>6126291
please

>>6126223
looks dry as dirt

>>6126631
Very straight forward. Very good. I'm making that cinnamon sugar butter shit.

>>6126631
>*chirp*

>>6126631
Didn't she die?

>>6126651
She's been dead for years now, yeah.

>>6126221
Never knew avocado could reduce bad cholesterol. Thanks, weird grim baby.

>>6126221
For me? It's baby grape

>>6126237
>imported from Louisiana to Chicago
>invasive
This nigger is retarded

>>6126631
how does it brown in the pan so fast???
I put peanut oil in a cast iron pan and get it smoking hot and nothing ever cooks that fast in it

Anyone have the radish cupcakes and beans in brownies?

>>6126210
I... don't like this. He looks like he'd shout antisemitic slurs at me while groping my fiancee's tsitse and my sisters' toches.

>>6127277
I don't have it but I know the one. Don't knock it until you try it, beans in brownies makes them absolutely fantastic. Same with using radish and onion as confetti for cakes.

>>6127435
Oh I'm sure they taste just fine. I just enjoy hearing that nigguh going ballistic over it and somehow deleted my copy.

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>>6126210
>Omg he put meat on a skewer so genius
>>6126434
>Omg reddit isnt this based as fuck totally makes up for the mass executions of its own citizens isnt China awesome too????1?

>>6127480
>Brown trannyvoiced spammer so triggered it has to spam FOOD threads with off-topic garbage because Persians (what it calls amalek) will always be whiter than it will
KEKAROO
Nice israeli video

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>>6127500
Xhe has to do something now that hasbara has completely failed and most of the world hates india and isreal. Too bad for xher HRT fries brains and makes an already inbred sub-90 IQ retard even more unintelligible.

>>6126223
leave it to a jew shitskin to overcook and fuck up something so simple

>>6126869
Dark color absorb heat better than white.

>>6127253
>those fucking black meme gloves
>the jump cuts
>the grotesque noises
but he's an old white guy. he's supposed to be young and some sort of asian

>>6126229
Er ikke du hjemme fra jobb?

>>6127787
literally me

>>6127850
i like to think i'm not a judgemental for a jew but that is some disgusting goyslop

>>6126486
don't burn yourself with those hot opinions, anon.

>>6127480
Your kvetching is delicious, yitzak

>>6126816
>believing AI slop
ngmi

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>>6126215
kino

>>6126229
That's a hot dog bun

>>6127480
>makes up for the mass executions of its own citizens
ZOG does the same shit to us by replacing the the native white population with shitskins via mass immigration

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>>6127480
>mass executions
We're tired of repeating ourselves, we don't care about your sand feuds thousands of miles away. The cops those subhumans killed, stripped naked, and sodomized were all more human than the 700 or so Arab-Semitic rebels executed for violent BLM-style protests. If you're going to pretend to care about Iranian civilians for your retarded thousand-year Poorim circlejerks, then don't come to a food thread to complain about some random Iranian (whiter than you Abdul) chef with your off-topic kvetching and ugly Semitic Arab webms.

>>6128685
Nigga fuck off
This is a thread a about food

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>>6128644
>make candied oranges
>dip in chocolate
>instantly better
>>6128673
>>6128685
the shill attempts suck so bad that it causes one to ponder why they even try on 4chan dot org of all places
yet that troon's been spamming random threads with this shit since tel aviv started getting shelled

>>6128691
>nigga
gtfo mutt

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>>6126224
>eat 6000kcal of pizza and ice cream
>steal mother's prescription opiate painkillers again to counteract crippling diabetes pain
>take 8 pills at once and make a scalding hot cup of tea
>drink the tea so it goes into my stomach and seeps between all the cracks in the chewed up pizza dough and helps digest it (I imagine)
>amazing feeling, full stomach, high on painkillers, sitting in cat form in elwynn forest on hardcore serv
>click everyone who walks past and whisper them complimenting their cool characters
>have awesome conversations about close shaves and the community
>pass out from sugar crash at some point

>wake up to burning smell and mild discomfort
>frantically looking around figuring out if something is on fire
>try to stand up and feel intense burning pain in crotch
>look down
>my PSU malfunctioned and partially melted my PC case
>balls were hanging out of shorts, resting atop PC case while at the desk
>they're blackened and embedded into the plastic
>didn't wake up because of painkillers + diabetes KO

I'm so fucked up on painkillers and this still hurts like boiling fucking water being poured on me

>>6128201
Are they ok?

>>6128794
wtf post them, or describe how you got out of it.

>>6127615
>>>6127253 #
>>those fucking black meme gloves
>>the jump cuts
>>the grotesque noises
>but he's an old white guy. he's supposed to be young and some sort of asian
hah!
>>6128204
>>6128206

>>6128204
I can't wait until the "zesty mayo dip" craze ends. Every fucking cook makes one regardless of what they dip in it.

>>6127787
Would. Love plain looking women. Its actually my fetish

>>6126210
Why are they singing about how china has all the salt?

>>6127787
That "uh oh" in the background.

>>6129309
>and, yes, it's a parmi
heathens in some states (vic and/or nsw, maybe?) call it a parma. fucking retards.

>>6126234
fucking faggot

>>6129842
Calm down son.

>>6126221
I-isn't that cannibalism?

>>6127850
This is probably the most disgusting shit I've seen in a while.

>>6128204
I take it back. THIS is the most disgusting thing I've seen in a while.

>>6126241
Love this fag's shit.

>>6127480
how mentally ill does a nigga need to be to post whatever this is over food

>>6126215
wtf is that method of making a fire?! ;o

>>6126247
whats happening here?

>>6129864
board’s schizo, just ignore it
>>6129865
swedish torch

>>6126928
Surprisingly not terrible.
Sure, it's not the best way to cook eggs, but if all you have is a microwave, or heated water it'd work.

>>6129309
Hate this shit.
It doesn't really produce any better results than broiling the cheese the normal way and I've literally only seen like one or two cases where they don't horribly misjudge the slide and leave one side under-coveres and end up with a bunch extra at the end.

>>6127480
There is literally nothing more based than executing the coalition of faggots and criminals the CIA is trying to use to do a color revolution in your country in the streets, except maybe dropping a nuke on tel aviv. I just wish we had live televised footage of it.