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Reading for readings, post your chart and read another one
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hi! thanks if you read me
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Mostly curious about where my professional life will lead, but would love to know any other insight that jumps out/is interesting. If anybody with experience looks this over for free I would be quite grateful as I'm still learning and won't be able to return the favor. Thanks <3
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>>42240661
Cancer can give you empathy, intuition, it can make you a good witch or wizard. Of the water signs it's probably the best to have.
Not as bad as pisces.
Cancer is very about the family, about the in-group. Very motherly, even if you're male.
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>>42241336
>Very motherly, even if you're male.
That's a well known thing but...
>it can make you a good witch or wizard.
Is that because of the zodiac sign itself or you have read something odd from my chart? Because I never heard that before.
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>>42241390
Still about cancer. Cancers and scorpios for sure can be magicians.
For something more advanced, pluto right now is opposite to your mars. That has to be some activation or transformation on how you use your energy. It might be uncomfortable. I can see more conflict in your life than usual, less stability.
Transiting saturn is trine to your mars and conjunct to your north node. These are more positive. Action more restricted and controlled.
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>>42240668
>where my professional life will lead
You'll feel at peace doing freelance, having your own business or being a digital nomad. A 9-5 office routine will burn you out. Your career and life path will likely take a huge turn in 2032.
Recommended fields - fintech, software engineering, R&D, family business, logopedics, running your own restaurant, retail
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Behold, most non-NPC, PC chart here. (Yes, that's me)
No, I don't need a reading (though you are free to present your view on it), I am well aware of it already.
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>>42242310
That's a pretty strong Sagittarius stellum.
My chart is full of suffering.
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>>42242437
fellow scorpio rising.
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get a load of this one
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>>42242179
I think the most NPC charts would be the ones that don't have very difficult/karmic placements IMO.
I would be surprised if a genuine NPC had a 12H stellium and a lot of oppositions and squares in between it all, but I don't know anything.
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What do you think of mine?
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how bad is it gonna be
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>>42243716
I think I'm trapped in an NPC wheel of suffering designed to keep me from becoming a PC
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Is there any way to get out of this eternal spiraling of depression and seething? Thats all on my mind 24/7/365
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Why am I so fucking based?
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>>42244964
ascendant aquarius
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Pink
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What do you think about this one
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>>42235125
Why do I feel like a tired computer?
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>>42244886
Problems, tests with relating to the collective. But also problems in the self image, problems with being too hard on yourself.
You're also romantic, but in a dreamy, imaginative, even delusional way.
I say moon aries might be making you depressed. It's sparks, explosions in emotions. Can make you spiritual too though.
You have an earth chart though, which is cool.
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>>42243716
Look here >>42241910
Only PC chart here with massive PC placements. Even 7th house Aquarius placements are non-NPC placements.
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>>42245414
5th house fag. Wants approval desperately from random 4channers. You won't get it. Die.
>>42245505
You said you're a depressed cunt so i focused on what's making you depressed.
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Never had a reading before and would greatly appreciate one if anyone is willing.
Todah
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>>42246171
This is the ideal chart for being an entrepreneur, small business owner, CEO of a corporation.
I actually don't recall ever seeing a better chart than yours for being a bold initiator and maintainer of financial success.
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I hope you like pluto shenanigans
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>>42246472
You have more capricorn than i thought was possible. Learn about saturn and learn to love what it actually is. Saturnian people often late bloomers. So if you don't kill yourself in your 20s, things always have a potential to get better later.
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>>42246484
The NPC that is doing readings here is totally hilarious. Seems like some basic Tinder hoe with Zodiac and basic, nearly entry level of astrology. You guys will have better readings with jailbroken LLMs.
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>>42246484
I was told things get better after your Saturn return, but I'm in my mid-30s and still suicidal. Instead of loosening up, somehow I'm becoming worse with age - more isolated, more trapped inside myself, more serious and heavy. Like I'm condensing into some sort of walking black hole
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Already did, here >>42241910
The most PC chart here. Honestly I did not even read others charts. Muh restaurant owner, muh depressed guy. Who cares? My birth chart is ultima player character chart, the revolutionary, the one who knows, the one who seeks, the one who breaks, the one who changes.
You may know space is fake, that there is a firmament, that astrology works. But you won't do shit about it. Unlike me. Hence you are coping with reading my chart as muh 7/5th house bullshit, while ignoring rest, all while you are acting as an NPC therapist to all these NPC charts. The point is, I don't care about other charts and I won't do readings on these charts. All I need to know is that I am an PC, a pneumatic, and that's all I need. And your muh NPC chart comments regarding my chart look as shit compared to normie advice you are giving to others. Muh restaurant owner. Wow.
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>>42244886
those are the most obnoxiously wide 1st and 7th houses I've ever seen
>>42247129
>most PC chart here.
nah, just a typical leo rising ego case with a touch of aquarian 7th house faggotry
charts like yours are a dime a dozen
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>>42247339
>nah, just a typical leo rising ego case with a touch of aquarian 7th house faggotry
That's the best you got? Taking ASC+4 placenemts on DSC (while ignoring which planets they are, and especially that they are in Aquarius) and calling it a day? You should not be doing any readings, if you simplify (and even then, incorrectly) things so much. You ignore aspects, planets, MC, IC just to name a few.
Seriously, stick to diagnosing depressions to NPC chart, that's clearly what you can do the best. Don't bother going anywhere further. Everyone should ignore your readings as clearly you have no idea what are you talking about.
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I <3 Saturn
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>>42247470
no, it's just that in 24 years of studying astrology I developed an eye for these things and can size up a chart pretty easy.
whatever else you may be, the biggest thing about you is your attention whoring ego, as this thread has proved
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too bad the only thing you've ever mastered is your dick
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>>42247924
>it's just that in 24 years of studying astrology
Absolutely hilarious. Truly, the depth of your wisdom is astounding. You must have a really NPC chart to be seething this much.
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>>42247981
everyone is an NPC if they don't suck your chart's dick
we get it
if you're so fucking awesome you'd have a real life doing "PC" things and mastering the artes, instead of being 400lbs and shitposting for attention on a chan
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>>42248012
If you were so good at reading charts after your 24 years of experience, you would understand my PC things are tied to bureucracy = slow shit = free time
Also, I did not claim everyone is NPC, it is just very obvious my chart is the most PC (and probably the most PC chart you have ever seen) and always will be PC compared to restaurant owners charts. Hence therefore it is obvious you are incapable of reading PC charts, since all you read are NPC charts (which are NPC compared to my chart, but maybe they are not NPC charts compared to for example NPC charts of NASA fanboys, who am I to judge level of NPCness, it all the same in my eyes pretty much).
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Which site are you guys using?
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>>42249349
Here's the full one.
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>>42249373
Dalit, untouchable. Just like>>42241910
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>>42249570
I just know her and I both have Ketu/South Node in the first house of expression. Difference is I’m a Gemini rising with Capricorn sun and she’s a Scorpio rising with Libra sun. She spoils me more than I feel I deserve.
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>>42249522
Checked, thanks bro. I think Saturn has my back.
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>>42244891
Taurus keeping you grounded, also all the fire backed mostly by Sagittarius
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>>42235125
I don't know how to read charts properly
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tell me something i dont know yet
been travelling the world for 7 years now
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I don't have fancy lines and it kinda upsets me
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Guess her Sun, Moon, and Venus
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Your chart is hilarious, actually. You keep trying to mount whatever you engage with (you're a man) and it looks to everyone else like all you do is think about it all the time. You come off as sort of an asshole about it. You seem to have a tough time with relationships (you tend to micromanage them all the time and don't romanticize so much which can exhaust others).
>tired computer
Something caused you at some point in the past to sort of retreat to dramatic self reliance. When people try to get close to you, you try to min-max them like a character in a game. Tending to this can probably give you some relief; remember people aren't characters for you to tweak in some novel you're writing.
You have a practically unbreakable will. Are you by chance trying to force something that can't happen? A bit of an issue you tend to suffer (though Saturn is extremely kind to you being exalted) is not being aware of your limits - you're always trying to conquer something (and don't get me wrong - you're firmly proficient) even after you've gorged yourself, never satisfied you've done enough, always telling yourself just a little more to make it work.
I'd guess you're trying to round peg in square hole here and it's not working and you've resorted to sticking it out because nothing has so far convinced you that you shouldn't do it just because you technically can (and partially because you tend to be sort of blind to your own limits).
Sometimes trying harder isn't the same as finding a solution.
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>>42245068
Your chart is hilarious, actually. You keep trying to mount whatever you engage with (you're a man) and it looks to everyone else like all you do is think about it all the time. You come off as sort of an asshole about it. You seem to have a tough time with relationships (you tend to micromanage them all the time and don't romanticize so much which can exhaust others).
>tired computer
Something caused you at some point in the past to sort of retreat to dramatic self reliance. When people try to get close to you, you try to min-max them like a character in a game. Tending to this can probably give you some relief; remember people aren't characters for you to tweak in some novel you're writing.
You have a practically unbreakable will. Are you by chance trying to force something that can't happen? A bit of an issue you tend to suffer (though Saturn is extremely kind to you being exalted) is not being aware of your limits - you're always trying to conquer something (and don't get me wrong - you're firmly proficient) even after you've gorged yourself, never satisfied you've done enough, always telling yourself just a little more to make it work.
I'd guess you're trying to round peg in square hole here and it's not working and you've resorted to sticking it out because nothing has so far convinced you that you shouldn't do it just because you technically can (and partially because you tend to be sort of blind to your own limits).
Sometimes trying harder isn't the same as finding a solution.
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>>42235125
why do I feel like a fag sometimes?
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>>42235125
Anything you think that is important to tell me would be great
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idk nothing about this
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>>42252018
Should I be scared?
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>Gemini Sun in 8th
>Uranus Aquarius in 4th
There's a big sign of personal disruption coming here; emotions, family, intimate life and the combined resources they have at their disposal. Some sudden disruption (Uranus at home in Aquarius) is at hand as Uranus moves into Gemini, which is where your Sun is at. This is personal for you and shapes the trajectory of your life - particularly how you relate to others based on the emotional foundation you've built up to now.
>Jupiter in Sagittarius
What a fun theme for you. Jupiter and Uranus both in their own Signs. Congrats, anon.
You will soon experience a cathartic turmoil that upends your life. It's looking like a good thing based on what I'm seeing here, but something isn't working for you and it's about to change and drastically. It'll be tough for you to keep your cool, but do your best to remain calm (you have a lot of help being a smooth communicator and are received absent many hang-ups) and the changes seem like they should settle for you in the end so long as you let it. Expect unexpected changes that feel a bit heavy at the time, though in hindsight it'll feel transformative assuming you lean on your strengths like charismatic, balanced communication. It's looking like the changes will be tied to how you view yourself deep down, how you feel about yourself, your family, their place in life and your relationship with them.
Also note that Jupiter moves into Leo in July. This transits your Mars, the planet of Action. As these two collide for you, I think it could present opportunities to lean on your confident ability to make the most out of the aftermath and that's where I'd focus as things unfold.
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Analyse my astral map.
House | Sign | Planets
1 Leo Chiron
2 Virgo Jupiter
3 Libra Venus
4 Scorpio Mars Sun Pluto
5 Sagittarius Mercury
6 Capricornus Rahu Uranus Neptune Lilith
7 Aquarius Saturn Moon
8 Pisces Vertex
9 Aries
10 Taurus Fortune
11 Gemini
12 Crab Ketu
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>>42253342
Keep being racist and cool. Don't lash out at people for being cruel to weak ones, it's not your problem. Find yourself a nice artsy girlfriend.
Scorpio rising is supposedly someone who constantly tries to find a new identity to make others like them. But i don't care much about rising signs.