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>>42236193
Lots of conflict in relationships. Also wound in relationships with others. Maybe you're even depressed or suicidal.
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>>42235125
Transiting uranus is about to be square to your Jupiter. Sudden growth, expansion possible. And not in a good way. Bad things will grow suddenly soon for you.
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hi! thanks if you read me
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>>42240592
Delusions, dreams, confusion about relationships with others, also romantic relationships.
Some kind of wound in the ego or self image. And visible to others.
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>>42240640
Thanks for sparing your time. Is there anything good about it?
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Mostly curious about where my professional life will lead, but would love to know any other insight that jumps out/is interesting. If anybody with experience looks this over for free I would be quite grateful as I'm still learning and won't be able to return the favor. Thanks <3
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>>42240661
Cancer can give you empathy, intuition, it can make you a good witch or wizard. Of the water signs it's probably the best to have.
Not as bad as pisces.
Cancer is very about the family, about the in-group. Very motherly, even if you're male.
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>>42241336
>Very motherly, even if you're male.
That's a well known thing but...
>it can make you a good witch or wizard.
Is that because of the zodiac sign itself or you have read something odd from my chart? Because I never heard that before.
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>>42241390
Still about cancer. Cancers and scorpios for sure can be magicians.
For something more advanced, pluto right now is opposite to your mars. That has to be some activation or transformation on how you use your energy. It might be uncomfortable. I can see more conflict in your life than usual, less stability.
Transiting saturn is trine to your mars and conjunct to your north node. These are more positive. Action more restricted and controlled.
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>>42240668
>where my professional life will lead
You'll feel at peace doing freelance, having your own business or being a digital nomad. A 9-5 office routine will burn you out. Your career and life path will likely take a huge turn in 2032.

Recommended fields - fintech, software engineering, R&D, family business, logopedics, running your own restaurant, retail
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>>42241492
Thank you very much. I will say, your powers of perception are impressive. I am currently a part owner of a family restaurant LOL
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>>42240444
How is it exclusively bad?
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Behold, most non-NPC, PC chart here. (Yes, that's me)
No, I don't need a reading (though you are free to present your view on it), I am well aware of it already.
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>>42235125
Simple astronomy earth is flat Polaris never moves you never set stars guys
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>>42241910
too much 7th house shit to call yourself non-NPC
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>>42242310
That's a pretty strong Sagittarius stellum.

My chart is full of suffering.
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>>42242437
fellow scorpio rising.
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>>42242677
We also share a Venus, Saturn Square. The one placement I truly dislike in my chart.
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get a load of this one
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>>42242179
I think the most NPC charts would be the ones that don't have very difficult/karmic placements IMO.
I would be surprised if a genuine NPC had a 12H stellium and a lot of oppositions and squares in between it all, but I don't know anything.
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What do you think of mine?
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nobody here has a PC chart at all.
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how bad is it gonna be
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>>42243716
QRD? What makes a PC chart.
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>>42243687
You're being forced out of old habits, your old delusions are being burned away. You have difficulty with getting relationships.
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>>42243716
I think I'm trapped in an NPC wheel of suffering designed to keep me from becoming a PC
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Is there any way to get out of this eternal spiraling of depression and seething? Thats all on my mind 24/7/365
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Why am I so fucking based?
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>>42235125
plzplzplz
ascendant awuatius
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>>42244964
ascendant aquarius
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Pink
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What do you think about this one
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>>42235125
Why do I feel like a tired computer?
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kek nobody is doing any readings, anons just keep posting their charts for nothing

there's like one anon who does it and he is away
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>>42244886
Problems, tests with relating to the collective. But also problems in the self image, problems with being too hard on yourself.
You're also romantic, but in a dreamy, imaginative, even delusional way.
I say moon aries might be making you depressed. It's sparks, explosions in emotions. Can make you spiritual too though.
You have an earth chart though, which is cool.
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>>42245209
It's a femanon and she is kinda mean and literally a jew.
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>>42245286
No, one other guy reads too. But he's a whole house autist idiot.
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>>42236202
dude I'm sorry, you're so cooked
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>>42245209
Soon i will start charging people money to tell them they're uninspired faggots. But in their own unique way.
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>>42243716
Look here >>42241910
Only PC chart here with massive PC placements. Even 7th house Aquarius placements are non-NPC placements.
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>>42245280
>All negative descriptions
Atleast it cant get any worse, right?
>moon aries might be making you depressed
How so? Isnt fire the opposite of depression?
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>>42245414
5th house fag. Wants approval desperately from random 4channers. You won't get it. Die.
>>42245505
You said you're a depressed cunt so i focused on what's making you depressed.
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>>42245564
Keep seething your chart is not as PC coded as mine. You will never cause chaos on national level for authorities nor will you see floating orbs on acid in the night sky.
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>>42245564
But why the Moon?
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>>42245724
Because aries always cries out in pain as he strikes you. And moon is your emotions.
Moon aries can be cool because good masculine reaction in a self defense situation guaranteed.
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>>42246066
huh, interesting pointview. Is there a way to treat depression Moon/chartwise? Somehow I doubt its just simple "let your emotions go free" path.
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>>42246111
Stop hating yourself, stop being a perfectionist, start acring more directly and bravely. That's from your chart.
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Never had a reading before and would greatly appreciate one if anyone is willing.

Todah
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>>42246136
I honestly could do every single one of them except hating myself. Thanks for the reality check.
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>>42246171
This is the ideal chart for being an entrepreneur, small business owner, CEO of a corporation.

I actually don't recall ever seeing a better chart than yours for being a bold initiator and maintainer of financial success.
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I hope you like pluto shenanigans
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>>42246386
Not too bad. Sure, you may be sensitive and easily offended, but things are mostly well aspected. Lots of positive aspects, not much internal contradiction.
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>>42245068
how about mine? I only see red aspect lines on mine and I can barely cope with existing
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>>42246472
You have more capricorn than i thought was possible. Learn about saturn and learn to love what it actually is. Saturnian people often late bloomers. So if you don't kill yourself in your 20s, things always have a potential to get better later.
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>>42246484
The NPC that is doing readings here is totally hilarious. Seems like some basic Tinder hoe with Zodiac and basic, nearly entry level of astrology. You guys will have better readings with jailbroken LLMs.
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>>42246484
I was told things get better after your Saturn return, but I'm in my mid-30s and still suicidal. Instead of loosening up, somehow I'm becoming worse with age - more isolated, more trapped inside myself, more serious and heavy. Like I'm condensing into some sort of walking black hole
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>>42246530
where are your better readings?
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>>42246530
prove yourself big guy
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>>42246940
Already did, here >>42241910
The most PC chart here. Honestly I did not even read others charts. Muh restaurant owner, muh depressed guy. Who cares? My birth chart is ultima player character chart, the revolutionary, the one who knows, the one who seeks, the one who breaks, the one who changes.

You may know space is fake, that there is a firmament, that astrology works. But you won't do shit about it. Unlike me. Hence you are coping with reading my chart as muh 7/5th house bullshit, while ignoring rest, all while you are acting as an NPC therapist to all these NPC charts. The point is, I don't care about other charts and I won't do readings on these charts. All I need to know is that I am an PC, a pneumatic, and that's all I need. And your muh NPC chart comments regarding my chart look as shit compared to normie advice you are giving to others. Muh restaurant owner. Wow.
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>>42244886
those are the most obnoxiously wide 1st and 7th houses I've ever seen
>>42247129
>most PC chart here.
nah, just a typical leo rising ego case with a touch of aquarian 7th house faggotry

charts like yours are a dime a dozen
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>>42247339
>nah, just a typical leo rising ego case with a touch of aquarian 7th house faggotry

That's the best you got? Taking ASC+4 placenemts on DSC (while ignoring which planets they are, and especially that they are in Aquarius) and calling it a day? You should not be doing any readings, if you simplify (and even then, incorrectly) things so much. You ignore aspects, planets, MC, IC just to name a few.

Seriously, stick to diagnosing depressions to NPC chart, that's clearly what you can do the best. Don't bother going anywhere further. Everyone should ignore your readings as clearly you have no idea what are you talking about.
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>>42241910
>6th house sun
>PC
lol
Lmao even
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>>42247722
6th house Sun in Capricorn isn’t about servitude, it’s about mastery
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I <3 Saturn
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>>42247470
no, it's just that in 24 years of studying astrology I developed an eye for these things and can size up a chart pretty easy.
whatever else you may be, the biggest thing about you is your attention whoring ego, as this thread has proved
>>42247749
too bad the only thing you've ever mastered is your dick
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>>42247924
>it's just that in 24 years of studying astrology
Absolutely hilarious. Truly, the depth of your wisdom is astounding. You must have a really NPC chart to be seething this much.
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>>42247981
everyone is an NPC if they don't suck your chart's dick
we get it

if you're so fucking awesome you'd have a real life doing "PC" things and mastering the artes, instead of being 400lbs and shitposting for attention on a chan
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>>42247749
Mastery of servitude ;^)
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>>42248012
If you were so good at reading charts after your 24 years of experience, you would understand my PC things are tied to bureucracy = slow shit = free time

Also, I did not claim everyone is NPC, it is just very obvious my chart is the most PC (and probably the most PC chart you have ever seen) and always will be PC compared to restaurant owners charts. Hence therefore it is obvious you are incapable of reading PC charts, since all you read are NPC charts (which are NPC compared to my chart, but maybe they are not NPC charts compared to for example NPC charts of NASA fanboys, who am I to judge level of NPCness, it all the same in my eyes pretty much).
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>>42247339
>those are the most obnoxiously wide 1st and 7th houses I've ever seen
Is the wideness a good or bad thing?
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>>42247764
How was your Saturn return?
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>>42249043
It's more a retarded placidus thing.
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>>42249187
Is whole signs a better system?
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>>42249278
no, it's lazy and lacks complexity
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>>42235125
Which site are you guys using?
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>>42249349
Here's the full one.
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>>42249373
Dalit, untouchable. Just like>>42241910
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>>42249107
I lost my house, my cars, and my job. Now my girlfriend takes care of me and I cook and clean at home. It’s been a transition, I’m rolling with it the best I can. Thanks for asking.
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>>42249456
Hang in there Saturn bro, keep on being practical and reserved amidst the turmoils of life.
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>>42249456
Do you know your girlfriends Vertex? Just a curiosity. Stay strong bud
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>>42249570
I just know her and I both have Ketu/South Node in the first house of expression. Difference is I’m a Gemini rising with Capricorn sun and she’s a Scorpio rising with Libra sun. She spoils me more than I feel I deserve.
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>>42249522
Checked, thanks bro. I think Saturn has my back.
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>>42249373
non npc charts
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>>42251256
Thanks anon
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>>42251256
t. npc
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>>42244891
Taurus keeping you grounded, also all the fire backed mostly by Sagittarius
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>>42235125
I don't know how to read charts properly
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>>42251425
t.butthurt anon who didn't make the cut
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tell me something i dont know yet
been travelling the world for 7 years now
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>>42251572

You're going to have a reinvention of your own identity soon. Transiting-Uranus will become conjunct your Gemini Sun this summer. Disruption, revolution, chaos to your Core Sense of Self.
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>>42235125
bro is hitler's astro twin
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>>42251800
It says you're old.
Smart, but easily influenced.
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I don't have fancy lines and it kinda upsets me
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Guess her Sun, Moon, and Venus
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>>42245068
Your chart is hilarious, actually. You keep trying to mount whatever you engage with (you're a man) and it looks to everyone else like all you do is think about it all the time. You come off as sort of an asshole about it. You seem to have a tough time with relationships (you tend to micromanage them all the time and don't romanticize so much which can exhaust others).
>tired computer
Something caused you at some point in the past to sort of retreat to dramatic self reliance. When people try to get close to you, you try to min-max them like a character in a game. Tending to this can probably give you some relief; remember people aren't characters for you to tweak in some novel you're writing.
You have a practically unbreakable will. Are you by chance trying to force something that can't happen? A bit of an issue you tend to suffer (though Saturn is extremely kind to you being exalted) is not being aware of your limits - you're always trying to conquer something (and don't get me wrong - you're firmly proficient) even after you've gorged yourself, never satisfied you've done enough, always telling yourself just a little more to make it work.
I'd guess you're trying to round peg in square hole here and it's not working and you've resorted to sticking it out because nothing has so far convinced you that you shouldn't do it just because you technically can (and partially because you tend to be sort of blind to your own limits).
Sometimes trying harder isn't the same as finding a solution.
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>>42245068
Your chart is hilarious, actually. You keep trying to mount whatever you engage with (you're a man) and it looks to everyone else like all you do is think about it all the time. You come off as sort of an asshole about it. You seem to have a tough time with relationships (you tend to micromanage them all the time and don't romanticize so much which can exhaust others).
>tired computer
Something caused you at some point in the past to sort of retreat to dramatic self reliance. When people try to get close to you, you try to min-max them like a character in a game. Tending to this can probably give you some relief; remember people aren't characters for you to tweak in some novel you're writing.
You have a practically unbreakable will. Are you by chance trying to force something that can't happen? A bit of an issue you tend to suffer (though Saturn is extremely kind to you being exalted) is not being aware of your limits - you're always trying to conquer something (and don't get me wrong - you're firmly proficient) even after you've gorged yourself, never satisfied you've done enough, always telling yourself just a little more to make it work.
I'd guess you're trying to round peg in square hole here and it's not working and you've resorted to sticking it out because nothing has so far convinced you that you shouldn't do it just because you technically can (and partially because you tend to be sort of blind to your own limits).
Sometimes trying harder isn't the same as finding a solution.
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God damn 4chan is fucked today. I tried to post that for 20 minutes.
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>>42235125
why do I feel like a fag sometimes?
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>>42235125
Anything you think that is important to tell me would be great
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idk nothing about this
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>>42252018
Should I be scared?
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>>42253034
What do you mean by that? Be more specific. Fag like homo or like a pussy/weak?
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>Gemini Sun in 8th
>Uranus Aquarius in 4th
There's a big sign of personal disruption coming here; emotions, family, intimate life and the combined resources they have at their disposal. Some sudden disruption (Uranus at home in Aquarius) is at hand as Uranus moves into Gemini, which is where your Sun is at. This is personal for you and shapes the trajectory of your life - particularly how you relate to others based on the emotional foundation you've built up to now.
>Jupiter in Sagittarius
What a fun theme for you. Jupiter and Uranus both in their own Signs. Congrats, anon.
You will soon experience a cathartic turmoil that upends your life. It's looking like a good thing based on what I'm seeing here, but something isn't working for you and it's about to change and drastically. It'll be tough for you to keep your cool, but do your best to remain calm (you have a lot of help being a smooth communicator and are received absent many hang-ups) and the changes seem like they should settle for you in the end so long as you let it. Expect unexpected changes that feel a bit heavy at the time, though in hindsight it'll feel transformative assuming you lean on your strengths like charismatic, balanced communication. It's looking like the changes will be tied to how you view yourself deep down, how you feel about yourself, your family, their place in life and your relationship with them.
Also note that Jupiter moves into Leo in July. This transits your Mars, the planet of Action. As these two collide for you, I think it could present opportunities to lean on your confident ability to make the most out of the aftermath and that's where I'd focus as things unfold.
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Analyse my astral map.

House | Sign | Planets
1 Leo Chiron
2 Virgo Jupiter
3 Libra Venus
4 Scorpio Mars Sun Pluto
5 Sagittarius Mercury
6 Capricornus Rahu Uranus Neptune Lilith
7 Aquarius Saturn Moon
8 Pisces Vertex
9 Aries
10 Taurus Fortune
11 Gemini
12 Crab Ketu
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>>42253342
Keep being racist and cool. Don't lash out at people for being cruel to weak ones, it's not your problem. Find yourself a nice artsy girlfriend.
Scorpio rising is supposedly someone who constantly tries to find a new identity to make others like them. But i don't care much about rising signs.
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>>42253034
>why do I feel like a fag sometimes?
it's your cancer mars anon. it takes one to know one, sorry

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