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Anonymous
Explain this omen 04/15/26(Wed)21:45:23 No.42252743

Explain this omen Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)21:45:23 No.42252743 [Reply]▶

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just went to a shitty gas station to grab strawberry milk and smokes about 10 minutes ago and right before I handed my id to the old man cashier his eyes widened and he stared into space, like looking past me and he said:
>”ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS”
then he scanned my id like normal rang me up and didn’t react or say anything else, nobody else was in the store, wtf just happened was this an esoteric omen or schizophrenia?

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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)21:47:12 No.42252753

Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)21:47:12 No.42252753▶

AS I AM TYPING THIS SHIT UP I opened the milk and sipped it and it was full of fucking curds I am going to fucking puke

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)01:29:30 No.42253089

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)01:29:30 No.42253089▶

>>42252743
>>42252753
Bro cast a spell of 100,000 years of age on your strawberry milk. If I saw a mf buying cigarettes and strawberry milk, I'd have done the same thing.

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)01:50:11 No.42253107

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)01:50:11 No.42253107▶

Maybe he was talking about how old the milk was?

That or senility.

347
04/16/26(Thu)01:58:29 No.42253125

347 04/16/26(Thu)01:58:29 No.42253125▶

>>42252743
The omen is an esoteric illumination of your homosexuality. Buy regular milk next time, and start buying Indian smokes

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)02:22:22 No.42253150

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)02:22:22 No.42253150▶

>>42252743
Maybe you did buy some old milk and he was flabbergasted by it.
Or maybe >>42253089 happened, who knows.

Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)05:54:37 No.42253670

Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)05:54:37 No.42253670▶

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>>42252743
You got back there, look the cunt directly in the fucken and proclaim - 100,000 fucks are not even given. Point at him with with your index and middle and demand that he kneel before you. Embrace his fucekn stupid mindset and weaponize it against him. He will bleed on other customers and fucken get fired..

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