>>42252919
>leave your mom’s basement
>touch grass

>>42252919
Touch grass.

>>42252919
>I want to learn Telekinesis, Hydrokinesis and/or Pyrokinesis. Any tips and/or advice on how to start?
pray, fast, dance/move, watch your breath, now ask the great spirit to get you closer to whatever it is you want. go get it anon-chan

>>42252919
psychic abilities increased yet?

>>42252919
Requires a detached astral double, which you really don’t want because it could trap your soul in a rotting plasma carcass that hungers and thirsts but can’t eat or drink, wanders and scream but rarely is seen or heard, begging for the end to come. It’s not even immortality either, just an extra few years or decades of excruciating agony before the double finally degrades. Idiots like Crowley chase that exact fate thinking it’s the “occult secret to immortality,” and then they get buttfucked by the consequences.

>>42252919
Okay so best of luck manifesting those inevitable ambitions. Suppose for a second you did actually learn all that wild shit. Imagine what you could do!

Hell you could telekinetically throw your device into a hydrokenetic shower and finally blast the remains with hellfire itself so I wouldn't have to read this drivel.

But you won't and I find that selfish and rude, just, how goddamn dare you anon.

Get right already.

>>42253094
>then they get buttfucked by the consequences.
that is his sort of thing though

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>>42252919
Visualize a rotating apple in your mind