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PART 1:
About three years ago I was a car salesman. I raked in a lot of money due to my charisma and I felt I had a natural talent for it, long story short I was fired for selling heroin to 12 year olds and sexual battery, for which I served no time due to a lack of evidence. But that is irrelevant.
This man came into the dealership one day, I instantly began psycho analyzing him to determine what my approach should be. He looked to be in his mid 40s. He hadn't shaved. He was balding. There were spots all over his clothes. He was underweight. He had baggy eyes. He was wearing a suit. And finally; if not for these factors he would be attractive enough to get married, not anything crazy but maybe a 6. All of this information led me to believe that he was likely divorced, stressed, had an office job, and looking to get a car to fill a void. I knew that I needed to focus on things like excitement, thrill-seeking, etc, because that is what will turn him into a customer. My train of thought was interrupted when he walked over to me, telling me that he needed a new car and that he was willing to pay up to 75,000$. As I started talking to him he displayed a severe lack of knowledge regarding cars. This perplexed me, and as I tried to think about what I should be doing in this situation a light bulb went off in my head. Due to how good I was at selling cars I earned a lot of favor and leeway in my dealership, and I knew I was able to get away with things that people usually couldn't. I decided that I was going to sell him a 30,000$ Mercedes for 70,000$, pocketing the rest of the money for myself. By the end of the ordeal he was hugging me, and I was able to slip the charge by without anyone even noticing. I don't know how I pulled this off in retrospect.
That man days later would get in a shootout with the police after killing multiple people. Turns out he sold pizzas for a living and was in a massive amount of credit card debt, which I am partially responsible for.
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PART 2:
Yesterday when I was scrubbing blood of off my clothes (I have a cold) I heard something strange in the bathroom, it sounded like a stream of water. I crept in and saw that the sink was running. Yet I didn't remember leaving it on. Confused and angry (especially since I had been drinking a bit earlier because I had awoken to a nightmare about the man who I sold the car to), I yelled "SHOW YOURSELF". I heard nothing. I looked in every room, and I swear I heard something. I knew that I wasn't alone in my house. But there was nothing I could do so I kept my shotgun with me just in case, and started watching TV, occasionally yelling gibberish to scare whatever was haunting me. After sitting there, watching TV for 8 hours straight, I got up and started walking around my mansion (humblebrag), as I had only lived there for a couple of years so I hadn't seen all of the rooms yet, and then I heard a knock at the door. I cocked my shotgun and ran to the window which was across the house. When I got there, I saw no one at the door. I was in my underwear but I opened the door, looking in all directions, screaming swear words. I saw nothing. I ran all around the lawn for about 10 minutes until some neighbors got mad at me so I stopped. I was so frustrated, it felt like I was being cucked. I knew that nothing human could outsmart and outrun me like this, and it all clicked as I was standing in my lawn at 8 in the morning. This was perhaps the spirit of the man who I had wronged. I sobbed and begged for forgiveness. But I just know that he hasn't left me alone.
What do I do /x/? It has gotten to the point where as of the past few hours I have begun to lose my sanity.
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>>42253445
Yes, the Catholic priest, the rabbi, the imam, the Eastern Orthodox priest, the Oriental Orthodox priest, and several Protestant preachers/ministers/priests/pastorscame to the conclusion independently that I possess no soul
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>>42253614
I spent all my savings on drugs
>>42253634
I still have some of the money I sold my soul for back when I was in middle school, so yeah it was worth it.
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>>42253932
Everyone knows you are coming here from reddit lol, lurk more.
Also this really is happening to me. For anyone scrolling through /x/, I am seriously about to burn down my house to get rid of the spirit unless someone can think of something else.
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Please give me ideas, this is a really nice house and I don't have that much money left.
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>>42253277
You can ear holy music and burn sage:
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>>42254107
7 months ago when demons were attacking me I tried those things and a bunch of related stuff but it didn't work, because I do not have a soul. I believe that I need a material solution rather than a metaphysical/transcendent one because of this
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>>42253983
No one will help you before you help yourself - as shown with every cleric rejecting you. Renounce your ways, evil one. This isn't a problem with the house, it's a problem with you. You have spread wanton evil in this world with such ease that it has attached itself to you. What did you expect, moron?
Go out into the world and do good. Get rid of your material possesions they can only hinder you now. You will only get rid of this demon or gain the favour of a cleric if you do good in the world.
Unfortunately, it seems like the amount of good you'll need to do to cancel out your bad will be quite a lot. This is your fault and your fault alone.
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>>42254135
Are you stupid? The demons aren't attached to the house they're attached to you retard. If you burn the house it'll only make the problem worse, they'll then be free of their confines and attach themselves to you even more.
I'd expect such a low-iq response from a car salesman, but please use your brain. No doubt your next step will be to sell the house to some unsuspecting innocent and continue your cycle of hatred. Did you even read my first reply?
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Was gone because I had to go buy a bunch of gasoline and lighter fluid
>>42254143
You're probably wrong about the first thing. But you gave me the idea of selling my house to an unsuspecting person. Can anyone tell me if that will work?
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>>42254467
What part of my story seems fake to you? I have done my utmost in documenting everything relevant in great detail so that people more knowledgeable on this subject can assist me. This has overall been unhelpful.
Also the one helpful answer turned out to not be helpful, as due to several reasons which I cannot get into this house can't be sold.
I think I'm going to start applying the lighter fluid. And hey I could make a decent amount of insurance money. Or go to prison for insurance fraud. Either way I'll be housed at other people's expense.
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>>42254502
You know nothing and presume to know anything at all. That's your issue. You've been given advice and you refuse to take it. If this is genuine and not a troll then you're hopeless. You're going to be trapped in a never ending samsara of punishment for your corrupted soul in this life and the next.
Hope it was worth it.
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>>42254502
You only want to hear an easy solution, which - if you knew anything about demons at all - you'd know isn't an option. You have to entirely cleanse your soul to get rid of this.
What makes you think that they are wrong about the demons not being attached to you? You obviously know nothing about this topic so idk why you'd even argue like you have any leg to stand on. If you knew anything about this you wouldn't be in this situation to begin with.
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>>42254534
What I don't understand is why you think I'm such a horrible guy. I am pretty successful. Also I am kind of an expert, I did read a book about religion before.
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>>42254556
Because you didnt fawn over them and immediately accept them as authority.
So they immediately thought you were bad, and decided to waste their tejas trying to curse you.
Now, consider the mentality of such a person, and decide whether you would ever accept their advice.