>>42256272
I desire to astral project with ease.
>two more sneeds

>>42256272
I will force others to fart loudly by making eye contact.

Will it enhance my mania?

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>>42256272
>Mild mannered kissless basement wizard by day, when night falls OP becomes GIGA FAGGOT!

huh, maybe thats what the bunkers are for, not the nukes.

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>>42256845
Yup exactly. Global warming is real in a sense but what they don't tell us is its actually a good thing for us. Its only bad for vampiric types.

>>42256272
I'm going to use my existing super powers to deflect it

>>42256272
i'm going to cum into it and make a solar baby.

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>>42256912
how exactly do you plan on jizzing into outer space fuck nut

>>42256989
by looking at the forbidden gyatt. the legendariare. the Vatican's picture of the holy cheeks

>>42256989
>>42257020
of course i won't survive. so i need you all to care for my star seed

>>42257026
there's no prayer to be said for you brother, but you have my sword

>>42256272
I will get any power I want in the moment, because I am the dreamer and once the frequency is tuned in I become fully lucid. I can appear however I want and do whatever I want, without limit.
Sorry in advance for the weird stuff.

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>>42256272
im going to grind in disgaea 3

>>42257073
if you eat a load of cheese and chilli before you enter the dreamscape do you get to see visions of uranus exploding?

>>42256869
Something tells me the vaccine is related to this

>>42257073
down side is you can never have a dick again and you always smell strongly of urinal cake.
done deal.

>>42256272
The power to always be stronger, more skilled, more resilient and more capable and more lucky/plot armor and more unkillable than any opponent/opponents I face no matter what nuh uh you can't counter it and there's absolutely no negatives or weaknesses to this because I'm the good guy optimus prime figure and if you try to say nuh uh well I say I have triple infinity torus 12-dimension helix mega dog super duper cat wizard God magic so nee-ner nee-ner nah nah nah nah nah nah you can't do nothing

>>42257160
>no digits
checkem

>>42257225
Pot calling the kettle black my chudly-dudly — looks like my power is already working as planned lol

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I always default to your basic brick power set
Flight
Invulnerability
Super Strength
amd maybe a energy projection of some sort like heat vision

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>>42257277
>no psychic barrier
You have no taste

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>>42257291
I like the classics

Best power is teleportation and it’s not even close.

Do you have evidence a great solar flare will happen soon?

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nothing ever happens.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKdfReE0qds

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dibs on becoming sebastian shaw

Everyone report back with which random superpower you got:
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/main

>>42257853
There are 29,000+ possible superpowers on this site btw. I got "reattachment" where if my eye gets ripped out or arm cut off as long as i have it and can put it back where it belongs it will heal up.

Maybe it'll make my dad come back home to his family

I dream of this happening on a daily basis.

Where can I read more LARP/conspiracy theories about the coming Solar Flare that will grant us superpowers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVfpmAeEKZ0