1st for Kirishima Ozeki!

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>>260061
Our guy back on top.

>>260063
Arroz comido.

>>260065
Me trying to hold it together on my 9th beer.

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He looks badass.

>>260069
His hair is like a cobra's hood.

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>>260066

>>260063
wtf is she wearing ffs

>>260073
Fag

>>260075
>These'll taste great fried in onions sauce

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>>260083

>>260071
me listening to women predict the future

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This is going to be Oho's basho. The ozeki run starts now

>>260071
Why is he making Pink Guy faces?

i had a dream that there was a guy in the next basho's /sp/ threads who was schizoposting acting like he was draining the life force of onosato every time he gave out a kinboshi
tamawashi cleared him like day 3-4 and the dude posted a cum tribute
make what you will of this future information

>>260086
>おおおおジョージュちゃんかわいい!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00s0TNhZ_uc

3 weeks until next 'sho.

>>260112
1 week to b&zuke

>>260113
1 week until Kotosh*ho makes his Sanyaku debut :/

There's a chance Fujinokawa gets promoted to K1w instead of Kotoshoho btw. The Sanyaku expansion means next banzuke the K1w spot will be where M1e was last banzuke, so putting Fuji at K1w wouldn't be an overpromotion.
>uhhh he's new he doesn't deserve it
Fuji got a KK his first time in the joi. Kotoshosho hasn't KK'd in the joi in six fucking years in Makuuchi.

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>>260071
This is what he would like when judging Onosato matches if not for hinkaku.

>>260122
Second webm looks like he's holding a massive shit that's touching cloth in.

I hate you faggots that keep spamming those disgusting freaks from Futagoyama stable. You aren't funny.

>>260071
this is the face of a man who forgot he was going to be on tv, drank too much, and popped some mystery uppers to try to get him through

>>260125
seconded, futaGOYama sloppers are cancer, they should stay on their Reddit board

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HA KI YOI!!!!!!!!

>>260129
damn how tall was the dohyo

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>>260125
Koga would tear you a new one if you ever had the balls to strap on a mawashi and climb up into the dohyo.

>>260134
Do you think koga has sumo girls coming after him

>>260135
Yes

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>>260125
I know, right? Gross

>>260125
that's cool and all but I just want to post them more now

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>>260125
Futagoyama website.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGSpagTM2mA

>April 3rd

Slop is getting more recent.

>>260130
keked

>>260130
They raised it at our suggestion.

>>260148
Surprised they didn't bring up the 花 in Okaryu's shikona, unless I missed it.

>>260147
>>260134
>>260139
Futagoyim

>>260152
Nabatame will make Makuuchi under the shikona of Miyabiyama and your hatred won't stop it.

>>260153
KWABatame is still in sandanme like a little bitch, he will never make it to sekitori again

>>260154
He shitstomped Sandamne and will be in the Makushita joi next basho, eligible for Sekitori promotion if he wins out. Fujinowaka will stop him in his tracks but he'll make in it July.

>>260155
*Wakanofuji

Fucking shikonaslop.

https://hochi.news/articles/20260419-OHT1T51427.html
A former GAMER is becoming a rikishi.

>>260158
I recognised it was Ikazuchi because Eimi-chan makes my peepee hard.

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>>260152
Slurp your slop like a good boy.

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>>260158
>>260159

>>260165
How come his sister is fatter than he is?

>>260166
Good genes.

>>260165
pretty girls on both arms
will I be surrounded by babes if I become a sumo wrestler?

>>260168
That's his mom and sister...

>>260169
And? They're pretty for me, not him.

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>will I be surrounded by babes if I become a sumo wrestler?

>>260176
Not real sumo wrestler

>>260177
Realer than you.

>>260176
shlomonojumi will never be a real rikishi

>>260176
will he seppuku at JSA headquarters when he finally accepts their rejection

eientei.xyz is down fuuuuck

>>260176
cant even chonmage. SAD!

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Chris has a new bio of Abi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRfMwDd_a9E

>>260178
Neither of them are rikishi so no

>post facts pertaining to a guy practicing extreme sports and similar physical activities
>post opinions pertaining to a guy practicing extreme sports and similar physical activities
>get drone striked for off-topic
lel, touched a nerve or what?

>>260202
>abi
he has been dispensed with, bring forth my next opponent
>shishi
AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

>>260183
It went down a year ago when 4chins got hacked.

>>260202
That Chris video about Abi is a cliffhanger, I can't wait for part 2

I want the Wakamotoharu biography. It took him 7 years to make Sekitori then he somehow became a stable Sanyaku level rikishi.

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Part 2 of the Abi cliffhanger was awesome. So much drama, Abi is not only one of the most entertaining men in sumo, but also one of the most compelling and admirable. What a chad, if Homer was around these days he would write epic narrative poetry about Abi and it would be more popular than The Iliad.

>>260236
I thought you were banned from posting things on the internet after the incident with the bottle

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shishi in the 1990s

>>260239
Dan on the left

>Abi admired Akebono for his long thrusts
You know, that makes a lot of sense since Abi has extra long arms too.
>He put his yusho win certificate in his master's coffin
Damn that's some heavy shit. Mad respect.

>>260239
Ukrainians in the 90s would've been all about Adidas tracksuits in ways you can't comprehend.

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>>260241
RIP

>>260243
I thought Chiyo was the smallest zuna? He's a unit compared to Terao. Or are zunas just always that much bigger than everyone else?

>>260244
Chiyonofuji is well known for having roided to the gills. Part of it was necessary, after a series of injuries he suffered back when he was still maegashira. Japanese culture doesn't care because it's considered medicine to develop the body, and not illegal there like it is in the US. They only care for international sport.
That said, he also wasn't anywhere close to being the smallest yokozuna. He wasn't even the smallest of his era, that would be Hokutoumi. Wakanohana III was also shorter.

>>260246
I mean, going off the numbers on sumodb:

Chiyo - 115kg
H*kkaku - 140kg
Waka - 131kg

I thought Harumafuji might content Chiyo but he was 133kg. Haru's balls probably made up a good chunk of his weight though.

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>>260244
By no means the smallest, just skinnier than usual. Still jacked though. Only 6ft which makes what bulk he does have look bigger.
>>260247
>Chiyo - 115kg
No, closer to 130. I've never understood why the number at the top of his isn't his highest.

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>>260244
Terao was always quite slim.

>>260248
>No, closer to 130. I've never understood why the number at the top of his isn't his highest.
Probably because 115 is the weight he was at when he was promoted to yokozuna, he didn't break 120 until three years into his run and maxed out at 126 right before retirement. But that 115 is still a big increase compared to the 91 he was at four years prior to yokozuna, when he was fucking around in juryo after his first set of injuries.

>>260249
Me at the back in the white robe.

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>>260250
Terao looks like ~115 to my eye, which is what Sumodb has him at for the time of >>260243 with Chiynofuji at 123-125.
But then you look at a guy like Sadanoyama, who on paper has basically the same numbers as Chiyo, but looks nowhere near as big. idk

Who's the heaviest zuna? Is it actually Onosato?

Ignore that post, Hawaii is a place.

>>260242
thats an anachronism, the hard bass gopnik era didn't come about until this century
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLW1ieY4Izw

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>>260255
>Hawaii is a place.
Indeed.

>>260257
Who's at back left? That's a big fucking nip.

I saw the filename but refuse to let my question go.

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>>260236
I don't see anything exciting or noteworthy about Abi the past 3 years.
>sometimes he henkas
>otherwise he's just a mid makushita guy that doesn't stand out at all, he's just always in the division

>>260261
*maegashira

>>260261
*in the jōi

>>260264
>Hakuho didn't ask for a mono-ii and refuse to bow
Is this AI?

>>260265
A(b)I

>>260261
In the last 3 years he's overall been a solid Sanyaku regular. He'll never make Ozeki or anything close to it but when he retires his head will be held higher than most.

Much like Terao.

https://hochi.news/articles/20260422-OHT1T51306.html
Lmao how the fuck is having difficulty gaining weight real nigga like just eat more calories nigga like just have a third helping of chanko nigga

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>>260264

>>260265
Yeah.

Have there been any updates on Dan's injury?

>>260275
Dead

>>260276
its aoniover

Atamin looks fatter. Is he gonna break 200kg for natsu basho?

>>260275
Temu drone to the head.

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>>260300
kyaa inverted nipples

>>260301
lmao :)))))))))))))

>>260300
おおおストレッチュマークスすごい!

Got a skateboard today. If I ever get a new deck I might see about getting the Onosato kickflip on it.

>>260309
>esggers posting in muh /sumo/

>>260310
Tbdesu I can't ride a skateboard and will be quickly learning. My walk to work is like half an hour and a skateboard will make it more entertaining. Gonna take it to work on Saturday and skate around the back yard on my break. The artwork on the underside is a cool looking owl standing on a basketball for reasons unknown.

Onosato kickflip would be cool. Someone post it.

Reminder that Fujinokawa might be given the K1w spot over Kotosh*ho owing to how the former maths out at K1w while the latter has never had a KK in the joi.

>>260300
>>260301
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>260316
What level of autism are you working on anon? Make sure to wear a helmet you can’t afford to take anymore damage to your brain.

Who are you watching in Juryo this may? For me, it's Okaryu (photogenic round lad), Asasuiryu (I want to see another pair of brothers in Makuuchi), and Kazuma (future yokozuna).

>>260323
I'm going to watch Takerufuji (fail to make Makuuchi again).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgjzq9KLPBo

This is it. The big one. The biography we've all been waiting for.

>>260323
>>260326
+ toshinofuji and meisei matches are also alright. the rest is boring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiC3ZoDitio
Cool video from musashigawa beya of them organizing a small charity event in hawaii. You can see them building a dohyo with red clay and Dan Jr Jr doing splits

>>260330
It's a shame Musashimaru can't find himself a strong sekitori level rikishi.

>>260323
Unironically?

>Enho
>Okaryu
>Kazuma
>Takerufuji
>Maybe Ryuden

I wanna like Shirokuma but he's just not big, strong, or good enough because Onosato keeps hogging the chanko.

>>260073
>she

>>260323
Nobehara, Koga, Takahara, Oho, Aoinishki, both zunas

>>260342
>juryo
>none of the rikishi listed are in said rank
Cmon anon you can do better

>>260323
My boy, Dewanoryu.

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>>260323
>Kazuma (future yokozuna)
This.

>>260344
you're right I kinda glossed over the post and read what I wanted to read. I'm tired, Fridays are my worst days.