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*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips*

So niggatame will probably be what, Ms2? Juryo is just one basho away

Is it over for Onosato?

>>262627
Not if he gets surgery.

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>>262627
yes

>>262628
>>262629
So who's the new up-coming rising Japanese hope? Kusano?

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>>262631
Not a bad horse to bet on.

>>262632
The new hope...

>>262631
Omori

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>>262631
Oomori didn't even reach sekitori yet, but it's been big boom around him

I personally also like Fujiryouga, Kazuma, Gyotoku, Ryusho, Kaki.

>>262637
People only like Omori because he's handsome and jacked. At his current physique he'll make sekitori but expect him to bounce off Makuuchi. Asahifuji will beat him every time.

I wanna see how far Fujiryoga can go. He didn't climb as fast as Onosato but he wasn't far off at least. FYI this was only his 8th professional basho, and if he hadn't stumbled in his Makuuchi debut there'd be much more buzz about him.

>>262638
Asahifuji is basically a returning makuuchi rikishi going back up.. I fucking laugh every time I see the big callus below his right shoulder.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtM2e-O1FaU
Uraslop

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why gain massive amounts of weight when you can be jacked and fast? i don't mean like takanoyama but 450lbs seems too much

>>262650
You can be jacked and heavy and fast at the same time.

>>262632
>shrinking at a rate of 1cm per year
it never even began

>>262653
How the fuck do they get it wrong every time and change it every year even for 30 year old rikishi?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFW9CiOVV0o
Sloppandesu!

>>262657
>ate a big meal so i'm still really full
>tired
>hot as fuck so i'm lazy
>should probably lift
>don't want to
i could never be rikishi

how many stable masters are younger than you?

me: six (it's over)

>>262659
0 until Onosato intai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07VIlKmmaak

>>262659
who's the youngest one?

>>262663
Takakeisho?

>>262664
I'm still safe then

>>262649
peggable

>>262658
see, the trick is to work out and then eat the big meal, so that way your appetite is super strong.

>>262614
>wakatakaKOGA

>>262670
He has lost weight

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ITS MIYAGINOVER
https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260529/p2g/00m/0sp/010000c
>The Miyagino stable ceased to exist Thursday after the Japan Sumo Association made the transfer of its wrestlers to another stable permanent in the wake of an abuse scandal.

lmaooooo that the JSA transferred Miyagino wrestlers to Iseghama which is currently in the midst of it's own abuse scandal.

>>262679
>we're not gonna get hakuoho vs atamifuji kino

>>262679
They couldn't wait another year or so for Enho to take it over

>>262654
Half-assing it to get through it quickly and rounding probably.

>>262636
You can't be a rising star if your rank has yet to, you know... rise.

>>262687
Shame he'll only be Ms28 or so next basho based on Goshima thus out of reach of sekitori even with a 7-0Y come July.

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Danbros…we are so back

>>262694
>Ching chong ning nong
woah...

If only there were built-in tools that let us translate exotic languages at will.

Take a shot for every time Hiro says "smokes".

>>262650
Takanoyama was never good

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>>262710
Raiden mogs them all.

>>262710
Let's see you go 3-1 against Tamawashi.

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>>262713

>>262714
And?

>>262697
those tend to work a lot better if our browser has access to the actual text instead of a picture of it

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>>262717
O'rly?

>Hokutofuji's retirement
Do you think Hakkaku has a shred of shame that he holds Makuuchi rikishi to such high standards yet his own stable can only produce a single Juryo-jobbing sekitori?

>>262713
>pre-sanyaku pre-yusho Tamawashi
doesn't count

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>>262720
his Koga just had his first KK in his career

>>262670
bro looks like a jap Paul Bearer

>>262723
Hara is the grandson of a Yokozuna?

>>262723
>Jk11w 1-6
>Get promoted to Jk11e
>With a 1-6
pfffaaaahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa

>>262729
Does west/east have significance?
I assumed it was a legacy thing they kept around for tradition but doesn't really mean much nowadays

>>262730
East is half a rank higher than west.

>>262718
Ansei Nishikigi chads we are so back

>>262724
He looks pallid and sweaty like some sort of drug addict thats desperate for a fix

>>262723
Damn nigga that's not even the funniest part, dude went from Jk24w to Jk21w on 0-7. These people are losers who shouldn't be allowed to compete.

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>>262735
You don't belong here.

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>>262720
>Makuuchi rikishi to such high standards yet his own stable can only produce a single Juryo-jobbing sekitori?
For one it's basically his job to to be a shithead.
Two, I know you are talking about Kitanowaka but Hokutofuji was in Makuuchi for a decade

>>262739
Once BASED Kaio takes over ozumo will enter an era of "wow the Chairman isn't a faggot".

I liked Kusano a lot more before he got the full hairstyle and changed his name. He does not feel like the same man anymore.

>>262743
Really felt like Kusano got nerfed there. Still a Kuso bro though.

>>262735
He represents the spirit of sumo better than many sekitori

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>>262743
He used to be kakoi, now he's one of the ugliest bastards in Makuuichi

>>262743
I agree.

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>>262749
How do you go from this to THAT

>>262752
he gained weight but didn't put on muscle mass

>>262752
Chanko

>dont know half of upper division
>my two favorite fujis retired yesterday
its over for me...

>>262757
>my two favorite fujis retired yesterday
wut?

>>262758
sorry, i meant my two favorite fujis already retired. one of them retired yesterday.

>>262749
nice guy
>>262752
bad boy

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>known for being smaller and lighter than his fatso peers
>hospitalised for heart failure
who writes this shit

>>262758
Atamifuji and Takerufuji.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OdHjhhlKbw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI3ej2qGhO0

>>262769
i need more chanko in my life

>>262769
is hoshoryu autistic?

>>262769
Tatsusloppa challenge, click a random point in the video and see how long it takes for someone to say uma.

>>262769
>Mixing raw egg yolk into raw ground beef and just eating it
No wonder so many rikishi get stomach bugs.

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>>262769
Horse flexing his 50k Rorex

>>262776
The heat from the beef cooks the egg

>>262779
they cut the garlic so thin that it actually melts in the chanko pot

>>262778
He's got a pretty impressive watch collection. He was wearing a Patek Aquanaut which is like 80k USD.

>>262786
Watchfags are so up their own asses.
This has caused me to dislike Hosh.

>>262780
>the garlic melts
lmao that dumb bitches are stupid enough to still believe this meme

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>hay guise!!! I know I can't yusho, but look at this expensive watch I bought!!!
>having a watch is as good as a yusho, right guise!?!?!
cringe af cope

>>262787
>liking and disliking specific wrestlers
female behavior, to be honest.

>>262791
What a load of shit.

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>>262778
“A tiger wearing a bell will starve.”

— Mongolian Proverb

>>262788
It dissolves.

Hoshoryu must be the unluckiest Yokozuna at this point in his career. Multiple playoffs with no yusho, multiple random injuries, and May was literally the most free yusho of all time oh wait day one injury. God damn.

>>262799
He made the spirits mad at him by delivering the kadoban to Dan in march.

>>262799
It is a yokozuna's responsibility to build a body that doesnt get injured. Hosh spent too much time shopping and playing dress up.

>>262798
no it doesn't you idiot, cellulose isn't soluble in water

>>262804
That's why you cut it really thin.

>>262805
The only people who have the time for that bullshit are prisoners

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Serious lack of fighting sprit ITT.

>>262802
Such a body doesn't exist and being an idealistic faggot helps no one, Hakkaku.

>>262808
Time to add another week to the jungyo.

>>262809
Is jungyo even the problem? It's not like they fight close to for real. They spend most of their time goofing off and warming up.

>>262811
Thats the public perception.
The JSA is going to actually look into all these injuries though, the YDC formally requested it.

Also the jungyo director says he will reduce the tours starting next year.

>>262791
>liking and paying out the ass for gay bling
Female behavior, to be honest.
Ichiyamamoto is right about watchfags.

Damn, Shunta only turned 16 in January and he went 3-4 in low Sandanme. That's actually pretty impressive desu. Hakuho was 18 by the time he made Makushita.

>>262814
his shikona sounds like a robot wars bot

>>262815
I wonder if he's aware that in English his names sounds like a person who pushes. Very fitting desu.

>>262816
Shoutaimu and Urutora have the best english language shikona

Thats Showtime and Ultra if you didnt get it.

>>262816
It doesn't.

>>262818
Sure it does
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shunter

Even accounting for rhoticity it doesn't.

>>262820
sure it does

>>262816
Not really, it means a plump good horse.

>>262822
Hoshoryu...

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>>262799
>Multiple playoffs with no yusho
That's a him problem, not a luck problem.

>>262808
>Such a body doesn't exist
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

>>262808
Hakuho spent 8 years at yokozuna before his first injury, so yes it is possible. His ego taking over later on doesn't change that he spent more time completely uninjured than all but 5 yokozuna have spent at yokozuna period. The biggest loss from his ego going out of control is now he's unable to properly teach other wrestlers how he remained uninjured at such a high level.

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>this guy thought JSA would give him Miyagino stable

>>262828
Yeah, he was supposed to ask for it and he didnt so they closed it down

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>>262827
>now he's unable to properly teach other wrestlers how he remained uninjured at such a high level
>now
Bro didn't even teach his wrestlers that when he was there. Look at all his star pupils.

>Hakuohonofuji
Injured into juryo
>Kawazoenofuji
Injured into sandanme
>Enho
Injured into jonokuchi
>Ishiura
Injured into retirement

The only healthy one he had was Hokustandho.

>>262830
jsa: we dont want beyas to be full of foreign culture
miyagino:

>>262829
how do you know he didnt ask for it ?

>>262832
NSK stated they had received no formal applications or requests for the Miyagino stable for over a year when they made this choice

>>262831
I am guessing you are unaware of Hakuho's history, especially in this specific cultural context.

Go watch the Pride of Yokozuna documentary.

>>262828
well, retiring can he jsut get himself a share and create an entirely new one?

Probably attrack a few of the old lads too.

>>262837
I'd assume so, but I'm also assuming it could be a monetary problem as well.

>>262834
Key word "formal". You cant apply for elderstock if you dont meet the requirements. Enho only became eligible when the banzuke for this basho was announced (april 27), he could not make any "formal" requests or applications regarding the stable before this.
Knowing jap culture and the pettiness of JSA old farts the applicaction could have been 100 pages long.

Also he clearly had no idea JSA would destroy the stable right after the tournament (this was intentional to avoid bad headlines before the basho). And to be fair this decision was probably made not to fuck over Enho, but to completely destroy any hopes of a Miyagino stable reborn and make it an elder name only.

>>262838
I think enho is popular enough that he'd get plenty oif support to set up.

>>262839
You can cope about le evil jap boomers all you want, but the reality is that Enho doesn't want to retire. He's gone on record saying he wants to make it back to makuuchi and has never mentioned wanting to be a stablemaster.

>>262804
The ash content, which is most of the nutrition, is also not water soluble. And the cellulose isn't water, oil or fat soluble.

>>262842
And yet, if you put it in hot water, it melts! Fascinating, isn't it?

>>262837
>>262838
>>262840
60 bashos in makuuchi or 25 in sanyaku if you want to open a stable

>>262841
Thats what they all say. I dont remember an active rikishi saying "im going to be a stablemaster after I retire".

Enho could literally land on his neck next basho and its over. Not discussing Miyagino topic publicly is smart due to how sensitive and controversial it is. The key point is that no date or timeframe for Miyagino stable termination was given.

>>262844
well, he's fucked then

>>262830
lmao that dumb mong kwabamb got ejected from the jsa like a dumbass faggot. why are mongs so incredibly stupid?

>>262848
Reatard.

>>262854
WTF? Is that a real wolf?

>>262854
Who's this and when does he start?

>>262854
Would Gorilla make yokozuna in sumo?

>>262859
>Gorilla
Harambefuji

>>262854
average baki fight pairing

>>262835
Hakuho's history has nothing to do with the stated fact that the JSA don't want stables turning into foreign culture ghettos.

>>262856
It's AI, yakuta can't do that.

Onosato will recover, win 20 yusho, and be allowed to use his shikona to open a stable.
>No Mongs allowed

Chris is making shit up again.

>>262876
>Onosato is back
Yeah he's definitely making shit up.

>>262871
I agree. Imagine if he was a Christcuck or a Muzzie and he had a bunch of religious shit hanging around. It would be a scandal.

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>>262879
You say that but the only Muslim rikishi feels the need to express his beliefs on a keshō-mawashi he wears fairly frequently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtM2e-O1FaU

I see your beyaslop and raise you Ura eating a sandwich.

>>262880
>look at me my whole personality is islam! look look see I'm muslim!!!
Is this the trans of religious people?

>>262882
Is it better or worse than Shishi's SLAVA UKRAINI blue belt?

>>262880
I hope the others prank him and make him drink pork bone broth

>>262653
He traded it for a kilogram

>>262632
>The rikishi formerly known as Kusano
>The rikishi formerly measured at 184cm

WTK really is...the boss of this gym...

>>262900
More like WakaBAKAKOGA

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>>262882

>>262882
this variety of person has been mocked for decades
yet unfortunately they still exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k

>>262880
Isn't having a tiger on his apron haram? I thought they couldn't decorate with any images which is why they all have scribbles instead

>>262917
Learn your animals, then you can talk about religious law.

>>262919
Oh shit, I mean Lion

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>>262920

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>>262917
>>262920
It's a leopard.

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>>262917
>I thought they couldn't decorate with any images
Have you literally never watched sumo or something?

>>262932
he's talking about islam, not ozumo, he literally said "haram"
you nonce

>>262934
Kinbozan doesn't observe ramadan either. They're allowed to not practice their religion when they feel like it, it's basically a rule of Islam.

>>262933
Ah so he'll be in charge of new-joiners together with Wakatakamoto. Good for hm.

>>262933
Stylish

Dan crashed and burned so fast.

>>262950
he should not have turned the spirits against him by injuring the yokozuna

>>262933
Western clothing? Shameful.

>>262963
Wheres the shogun when you need one

>>262963
He's earned it.

>>262828
Why do people act like Enho was the chosen one with Ishiura has more history with Hakuho and actually has been an Oyakata for a couple of years now.

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>>262968
his twink appeal is too strong

Enho did more with less.

WTK only yusho'd because WMH assassinated Dan and Kirishima.

>and Kirishima

>>262975
WMH was the one who ripped a hole in Kiri's forehead, anon.

>>262976
Weird, because he won the majority of the matches he fought after that. You'd think an assassinated man would do worse.

>>262977
That wasn't Lkhagvasuren Byambachu it was the spirit of Temüjin.

When's the last time a rikishi as low as M11e was in the last match of a basho?

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Odds on Horseryu yushoing in Paris?

>>262982
100%

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>>262980

>>262987
Two days after my 30th birthday :3c

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>>262980

>>262989
>They wouldn't even give him the east side on musubi no ichiban
They were never going to give that fat sack the rope.

>>262989
hambaga...

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lmaoo wtf is this

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZGTFROyqPh/

>>262995
All I see is a day in the life of Shunrai, anon.

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>>262995
Looks fine to me.

>>262933
Thought that was leiderhosen from the thumbnail.

>>262917
depends on the legal school of thought. Salafis would probably think it's haram, but most everyone else would be ok with it. Then again, Muslims are a lot like Jews when it comes to legalism and arguing for the sake of arguing, so who knows for sure?

>>262879
>is that a foreigner peacefully and unobtrusively practicing a religion that isn't shinto-buddhism (a religion which I don't practice myself or care that much due to how secularized my society is)?
>REEEEEE! SONO JOI NOW! KILL ALL GAIJIN!
do japs really?

>>263009
>unobtrusively
lol, it's a good thing you aren't in the JSA

>>262978
>bombchu
>>262989
He can't keep getting away with it

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>>263009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G1AwpKfaI4

This Paris visit could be hilarious. When they went to London they could be tard wrangled to stay within the Kensington area which is still posh and pleasant enough, but as far as I'm aware Paris is just a sea of browns no matter where you go.

>>263051
Yeah its gonna be bad
2026 paris is basically just subsaharan africa

I take it schools are out.

>>263051
That's ridiculous, do you really think there are no nice parts of Paris left at all?

>>263054
As an American who has never left my home state of Michigan, yes. Seems like the entire city- if not country- is an paved over urbanized and islamified hellhole. If that is not the case then French state media needs to step up the foreign propaganda game cuz if anything their version of the an office of tourism is really dropping the ball.

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Can someone who actually knows photo editing do this but better

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it first I was like
>oh no france has been replaced by africa reeeeee!!!
but then I saw what irl french people look like
and now I know that nothing of value was lost

imagine onosato's face when he gets off the plane and is confronted with picrels standing before him

>>263056
Still can't believe they let Onosato join sumo at just 5'5.

I cant believe these threads are actually somehow dumber and worse than an unironic subreddit

Go back.

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>I cant believe these threads are actually somehow dumber and worse than an unironic subreddit

Kirishima's wolf yakuta looks really shit but I don't think anyone has the heart to tell him.

>>262972
>WTK only yusho'd because WMH assassinated Dan and Kirishima
...and the world is better for it. And all WMH had to do was sacrifice what little he had left of his sumo abilities to lift his brother to greatness and atone for his sinful henka

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>>263064
Do you think he calculated that if he does an utchari a foot away from the tawara that his opponent will hit the edge of the dohyo instead of the mats below?

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Reminder that July brings the return of kesho mawashi KINO.

>>263067
I predict a 4-3-8 score

>>263069
For me? It's 6-9 but remaining in Makuuchi in the lowest spot available.

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walk

>>263057
Macron was a genius for marrying the goblin princess and becoming the heir apparent to the goblin under-empire. The campaign financing from that will last him another century.

>>263067
god that Kesho-mawashi goes hard
surprised he doesn't get a lot of shit thrown at him for using such an important national symbol like that though, japs are usually pretty gay about that type of thing.

>>263067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTlZJmaIulA

>>263082
Crow sumo. It's a thing.

>>263082
>japs are usually pretty gay about that type of thing.
Sounds like you're making shit up.

Bring back Akua and his nativity yukata praise God

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>>263088
Sounds gay. Let's not bring it back and say we did... just like Jesus! lol

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>>263067
>black on black
It looks cool, but you cannot see shit. Nice story though.

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bacterial power > spiritual power

>>263105
It looks better in motion. And if it was supposed to bring good luck for his comeback I'd be surprised if he didn't wear it day one in Makuuchi.

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image the chimpout on /xs/ when Dan not only regains ozeki in july but also yushoes again

>>263119
>AAAIIIIIEEEEE NOOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE AN EXTREMELY TALENTED RIKISHI IN GOOD HEALTH WON A YUSHO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>263119
what is with you autistic faggots and perpetually spewing this retardation?
you actually have to just be samefagging every time this comes up, because there's no way people are genuinely willing to bitch about a fucking slav

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Ryuden will put a stop to this activity

>>263122
Asanoyama would've made it 8.

>>263119
It's more of wanting you, and specifically you, to get into a motor vehicle collision than it is about actually having something against Dan

>>263119
>>263124
he's finished, few years in maegashira and he can go back joining his fellow comrades in trenches.

>>263124
Yeah
Fucking exactly this

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>Dan haters chimping at the mere thought of Dan yushoeing July

July tier list

>High tier
Watching the absolute carnage in Makushita
>Mid tier
Hoping Hosh, Sato, or Dan is healthy
>Low tier
I dunno man cheering for Koga or something

>>263130
>High tier
Cheering for Koga
>Mid tier
Hoping for Moriurara kachi-koshi
>Low tier
I dunno man makushita or something

Cheering for koga is the most soulful thing you can do.

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>>263139
Enjoying Koga's patheticness is where the soul is out. If you're gonna have 600 wrestlers competing to see who can be at the top someone is going to end up being at the bottom. Koga plays his part. You don't have to hate him to laugh at him. He is the Washington Wizards of sumo, he serves his purpose and does so with aplomb.
The absolutely epic WakatakaKOGA meme depends on Koga's failure

>>263065
probably had that figured out during his like 8+ yrs fucking off in makushita

>>263144
Once he can perform his own sumo how fast do you think he'll make 'zuna?

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>>263150
Within two years.

>>263156
....

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the sorcerer casts another one into the pit

>>263164
Made him land right on his kinboshi on the edge of the ring with that spell

Mienoumi was 31 when he made Yokozuna. He was 21 when he made Makuuchi. Koga's family has a history of taking it slow.

>>263167
bro, koga is not making it to sandanme before 21

>>263164
the changing rippling topography of wakatakaKOGA's hair as he goes down

>>263170
Wrong rikishi

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How many of us other than me have joined the Chris pateron gang?

>>262664
>29
Goddammit
I keep forgetting that rikishi are fairly young

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>No futaslop for five days
Please, I need my slop

>>263175
There are plenty of other beyas that put out good content, you don't have to consume the training->cooking->eating format. Kise recently put out a video of Ura eating sandwiches. You could check out my all-time favourite which is Oshima beya going to a waterpark, including Oshima-oyakata himself falling off his ring on a waterslide and looking stupid.

Man Oshima is cool, I'm glad he's head of the YDC now. I'm surprised they let a Mong hold a position like that after what Akebono got told regarding the promotion potential of gaijin in the JSA.

>>263180
i need to see their gross fucking kitchens and how they eat with their nasty fat feet 2 inches away from their food or its not watchable

>>263173
buy an ad

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>>263180
For me it's Ootake-beya. But Futagoyslop is comfy.
>>263173
Not paying for something you provided for free in the past, Chris (((Gould))).

>>263194
Who the fuck is this suave motherfucker?

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>>263200

>>263220
No fucking way.
There's no fucking way.

>>263194
Do you think he still puts on a mawashi and spars with his deshi like Kisenosato does?

>>263222
He doesn't need the mawashi, he just wraps the extra skin around him like a belt.

>>263223
Kawashi...

>>263194
Is this his add for McDonalds?

>no asageiko in today's futagoslop
Terrible. Take keiko away and 80% of what remains is sakaue asking them what streaming services they're subbed to.

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:)

>>263238
Ureshishi!

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>>263238

>>263238
looks like a cover of a gay porn

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>>263243
>t. self proclaimed gay porn expert

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>>263245

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>>263245
Not sure what's the better reaction, this or Kakuryu giving them the People's Eyebrow.

uma!

>>263249
We get it Shunrai, you can stop saying it now.

>>263238
MY FUARKING HEROES

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me and my wife

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Good riddance

>>263274
Why does it say Asashoryu instead of Hakuho?

>>263275
Japanese people cant tell the mongs apart idk

>>263276
arrr rook same