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Here is your Dragon Maid.

Questions?
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>>286313592
sex?
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>>286313592
Can I get one paizuri?
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>>286313592
Why is her tail so fat
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>>286314266
nutritious
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>>286313592
made for extreme, long term bondage
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>>286314266
her bitch wife refuses to eat it
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>>286313592
why do you always post the same thread?
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'ruru
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I love maids!
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How does this fat dragon fly with sudh tiny wings?
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New Chorogon Thread makes me smile
>>286315007
Don't call her that...
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>>286316658
The dragon, of course, flies anyway, because dragons don't care what humans think is impossible.
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>>286315386
Excuse you, that's a 'lulu
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>>286313592
If I eat the tail will I become immortal?
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>>286318426
it'd be extremely painful
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>>286318298
ruru
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>>286319452
Logically, it'd be Ilulu in English, as it'd take from Illuyanka. Otherwise, the Japenis doesn't seem to care that much about proper translations on merchandise. She's also "Ilulu" in official translations.
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>>286313592
If the first person who met her was a drunk salaryman instead, would she have turned straight?
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>>286320731
She adapts to whoever she loves.
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>>286320784
>Gets saved by a regular anon instead
>Turns into a jobless nerd binging anime and complaining about jews on the Internet
Kino.
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>>286320891
It's not a life one can get right away but earn it.
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>>286317858
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I want my own Tohru.
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>>286322308
Round Chorogons!
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A new Elma chapter is out, apparently.
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>>286313592
Is ‘keep her master warm at night’ on her list of maid duties?
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Bros where is it? I need to see Nanashi`s Ilulu naked drawings
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>>286325508
It's already been translated.
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posting the looler translation again because why not
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>>286315386
Iruru's irurus
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>>286318864
For you
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Tohru being a big sister to Kanna is so sweet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftELkoTR990
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>>286326168
>Small boob Ilulu
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>>286326223
lucky bastard
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>>286320061
I call her Ilulu on the instroke and Iruru on the outstroke
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>>286326223
giwtwm
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>>286327854
Ilulu strokes.
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>>286319452
She's so majestic, powerful, terrifying. I love Her so much. My goddess.
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Is the group who translates the main series not that good at it, or is the source material just not that great?

It seems the dialogue in every chapter is so wishy washy and vague if that makes sense. Stilted may be a better way to describe it? It isn't enjoyable to read and I end each chapter not really sure if the content was adequately conveyed to me. Or perhaps every other English tl has been taking liberties to make it read more natural.
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>>286313592
does she ever actually look like a dragon or is she just a human with those dumb horns all the time
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>>286326168
If only someone could have told Her this before She put on the diaper for Kobayashi. If only I could have told Her...
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>>286313592
Elma?
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>>286326437
I like her shift into more of a maternal figure.
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>>286328676
Watch the first 10 seconds of the anime
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>>286325959
Tsubaki really wants grandchildren. I guess more kids means more customers.
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>>286329670
That sounds about right.
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>>286325977
He'll feel better if he gives his girlfriend a hug occasionally.
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>>286326101
Take's thing is growing again.
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>>286326168
Where did all of the fire go? Does this transformaton give Ilulu massive feet?
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>>286326223
Love the 'lulus!
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>>286328671
I don't know the answer but I would guess it's a combination of trying to translate the text directly (without any tweaks to make it sound natural) and having a poor understanding of English.
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>>286330437
She's all out of lighter fluid
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Spoilered manga panels aren't allowed anymore?
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>>286331401
some janny is trying to hit their monthly quota before February rolls over probably. The board is dying (mostly due to said shit moderation), so it must be harder than ever.
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>>286326437
They cuddle naked and lick each other
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>>286331523
Please be gentle with your OL.
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What retard of the mod is deleting manga panels?????
Also, where can I read chapters?
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What dragon from myths and legends would you like to see if it could be added? What kind of gimmick would they have?

I personally would like to see the Tarasque. An old dragon who was once part of the chaos faction who changed to the order faction. He is religious and also a huge D&D nerd.

>>286313592
>Questions?
For now just one. Can I visit your home? I’d love to see a world where magic exists.
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>>286331774
Go to your local book store and purchase the volumes.
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>>286331986
This looks like a much funner game than the one we got.
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>>286331986
Doesn't have. Closest would probably be in Germany (or maybe Italy).
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>>286328101
Imagine if Ilulu unlocked an illusion magic spell that allowed her to become a full-time nudist, yet still appear and feel clothed to everyone except whomever she loosens the spell on. She can even teach Kanna the spell. Take and Saikawa are so lucky.
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>>286326437
Tohru is a mother to Kanna. Ilulu is her big sister.
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The big sister.
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https://litter.catbox.moe/h45lqx3vdpqprvso.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/c6o2lxogm7meivcg.mp4
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>>286331774
some faggot reported it and a retarded newfag modsaw it
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>>286313592
>Questions?
Yes. Why are her breasts so small?
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>>286313592
Can I touch her boobs
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>>286334307
The anniversary will be in a few days, anon. You ready?
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>>286333420
the biggest of sisters
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>>286335006
I'm ready for more ;_;.
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>>286335802
I think I made that png.
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>>286335852
Probably. Remember pulling it from a thread who knows how many years back now.
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>>286335651
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>>286336116
Yeah I still have the PSD file. Exported a blushless version as well.
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>>286318864
She's a big girl
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>>286336833
>Ilulu has 2 boobs
>2 Ilulu’s
>Ilulu Ilulu
>4 U’s
Get /tv/ on the phone
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>>286337055
2 Ilulu's, her past and current self, pushing their flame sacs against you.
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>>286337071
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>>286337129
God pls.
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>>286317499
What does South Vietnam have to do with the joker?
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What if you had an Iruru co-worker?
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>>286339387
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Oh yeah I found out about this tool the other day.
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>>286339626
Lucoa's Lucoas are slightly smaller but her overall proportions are more 'normal', so I'd be interested to see her results.
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>>286339734
Did those too.
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>>286338880
She's waiting for you to climb on top of her anon. What are you waiting for?>>286339387
Fun-loving sex all-day everyday, even on the job.
>>286339626
Thick symmetrical shortstack are a level of sex that transcends mortal comprehension.
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>>286339734
Forgot to post the website.
https://settei-geometry.mahdeensky.top/
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>>286340045
Tohru might be in colour but I want to paint her insides white.
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>>286339810
dragon tits should be able to get pregnant
surely somehow they can make it work with magic
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>>286340485
G for Gragon
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>>286340717
>her girlfriend
Log off, Elma.
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>>286341180
'Lulu thread.
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>>286341219
'lulu board
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>>286341152
The drunken threesome is coming and no one can stop it
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>>286313592
She can change her form, can she change mine too?
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>>286342407
>I WILL FUCK TOHRU AND KOBAYASHI-SAN JUST YOU WAIT!!
Go back to work, Elma.
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>>286331984
Nobody replied to my post. I feel like Fafnir trying to sell his books at comiket
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>>286343754
Pro tip: Post a lewd chorogon image to get eyes on your post.
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>>286331984
I saw your post earlier and intended to respond, as I couldn't think of a gimmick.

I wonder how Coolkyou would handle Yamato no Orochi in his manga? Would it be a repeat of the JK dragon trio, but with eight, or something else? The Leviathan would be interesting as well.
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>>286331984
>>286343754
Nidhogg feels like an obvious one. Maybe it's already been mentioned or shown in the story and I just forgot though.
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>>286344505
I believe it was Tohru who mentioned Nidhogg in the manga/anime, and this representation of it exists from the latter. I don't remember the context.
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>>286344581
On the topic of Nidhogg, I figure it'd be neat and comedic if the manga adapted it, along with Ratatoskr and the Eagle. The story of them in Norse mythology is amusing. They appeared in KyoAni's Christmas artwork.
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>>286344196
Naruhodo… let’s try again
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What dragon from myths and legends would you like to see if it could be added? What kind of gimmick would they have?

I personally would like to see the Tarasque.

>Since many depictions of it has an old man’s face, he could be an old dragon. Also his myth is probably older than Fafnir by a few centuries, so that too. Basically every anime trope about old men
>Also in the myth he was converted by Saint Martha, so in this universe he could have been once part of the chaos faction but then changed to the order faction. He would be religious too

Well that’s as far as I would go from my intial post. Though it’s not very that cute when I think about it. If we take other characteristics like his size, which is a bit bigger than an ox, he could be a very young dragon like Kanna or Llulu… though I admit size would still not be an indicator since Kanna is definitely bigger than an ox in her dragon form. Tarasque should definitely be a D&D nerd though.
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>>286344505
Nidhogg was introduced and dropped almost immediately. He was supposed to play a larger role in the tournament arc until Cool realised there was too much shit going on already.
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>>286344915
why is Kobayashi holding a gun under her pillow? Is she afraid Tohru will rape her?
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>>286344877
>malnourished retard stim-chewing on a twig in a cafe
I never registered him as Nidhogg. Are you fucking serious?
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>>286345272
>stim-chewing on a twig
Nidhogg is known for stim chewing on a tree so that checks out.
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>>286344877
who's ilulu's friend?
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>>286345396
She's still unnamed, as far as I know. Presumably being saved for Ilulu's pregnancy. arc.
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>>286345477
>She's still unnamed
shame. a lot of the other dragons from that chapter have already appeared
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>>286345512
Unless someone was able to translate the review sheet from the end of the chapter, the only characters without names in the chapter are Ilulu's clone and the generic cafe maid (and even the latter features in the browser game as 'Blunt-banged Maid').
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>>286344915
>>286345081
In a world of dragons...
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>>286341730
>>286344247
i love
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>>286345806
ilulu friend suffering the ilulu curse
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Chorogons.
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>>286347766
Indeed.
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>>286347766
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>>286348269
low res goddess
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>>286344196
This just makes me wonder, do chorogons have pubes?
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>>286344247
4chan can't play this animation in webm for some reason
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>>286349646
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>>286350114
It’s a good thing dragons don’t sweat. Those socks would stink when she woke up.
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>>286350167
but they do
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>>286349184
Since dragons like Tohru are incredibly fast learners, it’s reasonable to assume they adjust their human forms based on what they observe. If they see that the local beauty standard favors minimal body hair, they likely just... will it out of existence.
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>>286340564
>>286340779
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>>286341219
I need to cuddle tightly with Ilulu against those big, squishy, toasty pillows. They look so huggable.
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>>286350114
the sleepiest of gons
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>>286350497
No, no, I want my chorogons to have pubes.
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>>286351900
my goddess sleeps so peacefully in spite of all the blood on Her hands... cute and remorseless...
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>>286353234
Why doesn't he let them constantly milk his pp?
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>>286353267
He needs the mana for his mage training
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>>286354194
Kobayashi is a better man than I am, I couldn't resist
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>>286350573
I want to be warm.
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>>286352907
I wonder whether Ilulu or Elma has a higher body count. Ilulu is a poor fighter but she's also made of fire.
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>>286354206
Wouldn't it be better to give your maid/girlfriend what she wants?
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>>286354290
What makes you think She's a poor fighter? She's just out of her depth when we do see Her fight. Tohru is one of the strongest dragons in Her faction and the one guy She underestimated and was a sorcerer with op equipment. She's probably stronger than 80-90% of dragons, and regardless She's the one I care about most.
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I wish they would release more specific details on where the movie is going to be shown in the UK.
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Lucy's eyes are very interesting and cool, I wish she opened them more often.
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>>286355332
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>>286313655
Yes please.
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>>286313592
>Questions?
Why do mature female dragons get a horny phase from time to time like Iruru but male dragons dont? Does their entire species depends on female dragons pinning male dragons down for femdom sex?
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>>286356593
>it ain't me
>it ain't me
>I ain't no shouta-con
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anyone else here have sexual thoughts about the dragons in this show or is it just me?
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>>286357175
What the fuck are you talking about
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>>286339387
I'd be fired for a lack of productivity.
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>>286357464
I'd produce a lot of something, but not necessarily profit.
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>>286357497
>Wow ten whole seconds?
>That's like, three times as fast as the average male dragon
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>>286357668
Wait, I meant longer.
>tfw dumb
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>>286357175
for me it's saikawa
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>>286357673
This Ilulu is built for collecting minerals.
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>>286316913
Giwtwm
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Chu chu yeah
Without chu
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https://files.catbox.moe/myznyy.jpg

she's probably only around 65 lbs... imagine......
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>>286357715
imagine this after an hour plapping session
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>>286358034
I don't know what she's saying (something about soup?) but I'm imagining. That toilet is very lucky.
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>>286358034
Do little girls really?
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>>286358210
i think she's got the smell of kanna's tummy on her fingers or something and that's why she's so excited. But her own tummy is at least equally delicious...
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sex?
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>>286358180
where the nipples at
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>>286359180
I ate them sorry
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>>286359149
With dragon.
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>>286359790
I would love to have sex with Tohru for the singular purpose of cucking Kobayashi. Staring into Kobayashi's despairing eyes while I pound Tohru's womb. This is what you get. This is what you deserve for corrupting my goddess of chaos Ilulu. Know how it feels to have what you love taken from you as well... yes.
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>>286360100
>Ilulutard spergs about cucking GODyashi due to autism
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>>286349702
I think this version works.
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>>286337129
I am inside two irurus
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Ilulu is cool and not a jobber who's only good for sex!
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>>286362112
i downloaded with gallery-dl
there was a browser addon, but it became a little too intrusive so I stopped using it
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>>286363280
it works on my pc, but doesn't work on 4chan. It's strange
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Warm Ilulu Flamesacks to cuddle with in those cold winter nights
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>>286363615
sex this cowrogon
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she giv u this look

wat do
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>>286366552
ask her to turn into a cow
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>>286366552
Smile back and be happy.
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>>286363615
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>>286361005
OK and?
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>>286368344
Hold your dragon.
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>>286363650
milk, dragon milk
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>>286371351
But she doesn't have any...
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riko
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>>286372916
armpit slut
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>>286372491
I'd rather the cat
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Elma doesn't get enough love. I wish to bust fat nuts inside her and make dumb eel babies.
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>>286313592
Are there any risks to eating a lot of food as a dragon and then turning back?
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>>286373258
Mmm yes. Cat girls.
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>>286374199
Tohru literally swallowed a piece of her tail that was bigger than her human head whole and nothing happened
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>>286366552
Headpat
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>>286366552
Run before she kills me.
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>>286371256
Gentle like hamburger?
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>>286376627
how puffy is too puffy?
https://files.catbox.moe/38s5hr.gif
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>>286376651
Nothing is too puffy
https://files.catbox.moe/pme7wo.jpg
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>>286376729
I hope Kanna never stops eating. Imagine how thick her thighs will get.
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>>286375001
Doesn't count since it's still her body
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>>286374199
Magic file compression means the dragons can (mostly) fit in human sized bodies. The human forms would just get fat.
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>>286380796
>The human forms would just get fat.
We must feed the dragons.
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>>286380796
>>286380947
Elma isn't fat despite stuffing her stupid face all the time
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This is a japanese dragon.

Questions?
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>>286381908
Can you bring Kanna? I want to see her fat a... I mean, I think she's pretty cute
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>>286381908
She's not from Japan though.
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>>286374046
Elma is very hot and cute. Ilulu and Kanna get most of the love around here.
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>>286381482
She stores excess nutrients in her chest. I guess she does a lot of exercise off-page.
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>>286377946
Cute!
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>>286381908
Her mother might be Japanese but her father is either Greek or Welsh.
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>>286384294
She lives in Japan and is married to a Japanese woman so she counts
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>>286386630
If I moved to Japan and married a Japanese I'd feel like telling others I'm Japanese would be disingenuous. And Tohru isn't even married.
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>>286384294
she was created by a japanese though, so she was in fact born there
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>>286367672
Moo.
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Finished episode 1 today and found it quite funny.
Is this better experienced binged or taking it slow like 1-2 episodes ecery other day?
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>>286390319
It's a slice of life for the most part so no need to rush through it.
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>>286390229
I'm about to purchase the figure of this one very soon. I've had cow Tohru on my mind for months, and I need her huge chorogon udders on my shelf.
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she's 16 you sick FUCKS
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>>286391308
I recently got this one.
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>>286392639
What's Cool's deal with drawing titcow Tohru like she's looking at walking garbage?
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>>286392639
goon
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>>286393890
I want this one as well.
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>>286393394
She knows its (You) and not Kobayashi looking at her.
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>>286393394
It's for someone that isn't Cool's shota-self-insert
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>>286393890
They need to make the boobs squishy
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>>286386630
You mean I can turn Japanese by marrying a Japanese woman?
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>>286392055
Doing Miss Kobayashi isn't a hobby Tohru.
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>>286393890
Can you paizuri a figurine? asking for a friend
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>>286396248
If your penis is small enough, yeah.
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>>286392055
>Tohru is taller than me
Oh no
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>>286385285
She's right up next to Ilulu and Kanna for me. Easily the best mommy in the series for me. Easily when she has long hair.
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>>286372491
That fivehead is blinding.
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>>286375001
This must been that dragons retain their dragon-sized colons and bladders, even in human form. They must destroy the toilet and fill it up to the seat everytime they go.
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>>286398157
Is Elma ready to be a mother?
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>>286398398
Yes. By me
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>>286398207
I’ll unblock it for them, if they give me a few hours in there, a cushion for my knees and some light teasing.
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>>286399559
She needs to do the same to his peepee
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>>286313592
this dragon means more to me than many will ever know
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>>286388862
Giwtwm
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>>286399039
Just imagine how powerful, violently explosive, and loud their nuclear avalanche releases must be though.
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Tohru insists on thorough cleaning sessions.

Do you accept?
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>>286401878
Exit only
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>>286313592
This anime is cursed, it can't have any good games.
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>>286401878
Of course. Cleaning my maid wife every evening is the least I could do to thank her for her hard work.
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>Movie in less than a week
are you f/a/ggots ready?
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>>286404237
Another one?
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>>286404237
It's not out here until March. Fortunately, I've just seen that my regular cinema is showing it, so it's not limited to just a few cities.
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Well good for you faggots. Meanwhile there's absolutely nothing here about the movie. We did get Chainsaw Man, Demon Slayer and Spy x Family movies so it's not totally impossible but I'm not holding my breath
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>>286404335
Wait a minute, I'm retarded. I've been thinking for the past week that there's another month between February and March...
>>286405491
Which country?
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>>286405740
Lousy Smarch weather...
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New dragon dropped, I guess. I wonder if Cool's designing these or if they're made up by the developers.
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>>286405740
Binland :DDD
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>>286405775
>I have an idea for this new dragon design
>you see it’s a pretty lady with huge boobs
>some serious honkers
>a real set of badonkers
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>>286406951
What could cause a dragon to get those kinds of bags under her eyes? What horrors has she beheld?
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>>286409353
what my goddess reading
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>>286409415
A maid manga. That's all there is to read in Kobayashi's flat.
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I could stare into Her eyes for hours. I love the shade of red and Her pupils that are optimized for being a predator. Ilulu is a purpose-built murder engine from head to toe. I long to be stared down like the helpless piece of meat I am by those two raging, burning suns. I want to know what it's like to feel my heart skip and warm fuzzy love well up from within while my body is simultaneously frozen with primordial terror.
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Cuddling with Ilulu. Kissing Ilulu. Being comfy and warm in Ilulu's arms.
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>>286404237
Got my cinema ticket booked. I'm hyped
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>>286414550
Ludicrous body/tit ratio.
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>>286414550
Imagine the goddamn paizuri
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>>286414550
Those are some massive bandaids
What do they make those for
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>>286415330
massive ouchies
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>>286414550
can't wait
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>>286416695
that's one of my favorites
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>>286404335
We need a faster version of this gif so that it looks like she's flapping her boobs up and down on purpose out of pure joy.
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>This winged reaper will never descend from the sky to rape/take my soul
Losing it.
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>>286410311
Gifs that aren't animated make me unreasonably angry.
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>>286419025
Tohru is so lucky to be able to feel the pain of Her claws and the heat of Her fire. I would just instantly go into shock as her claws went through me with almost no resistance, and my nerves would nigh instantly sear shut from Her flames cooking me and I'd just feel cold. At least I could feel Her pussy, a small consolation...
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>>286419290
I thought it was animated when I saved it.
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need moar chorogon...
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>>286423012
What are you offering in return?
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>>286423045
I'm just a broke NEET but you will have my undying gratitude.
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good tohru figures?
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>>286423889
The fat one
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>>286423889
I got one by Kaitendoh and one by Q-Six. I like both a lot.
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>>286396920
She’s crossing her fingers that sitting on my face doesn’t instantly kill me…
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Big.
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>>286313592
I wish we could play like dragons do.
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>>286429615
You can play safe games with dragons too.
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>>286313592
I prefer the fat loli?
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>>286430976
Kanna isn't fat
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>>286428418
My wife.
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>>286430976
Also that isn't a question.
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What if you had a Kobayashi wife in your life?

How would life change?
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>>286434066
Am in no position to have a wife so it would be a mess that doesn't last long.

Just give me chaos Ilulu
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>>286434066
>What if you had a Kobayashi wife in your life?
I already do, as Kobayashi is my wife, and I am her love.
For the tremendous years we’ve spent together, through the crashing waves of everyday obligations, the love we harbor has only burned brighter, illuminating the consuming darkness in life. A day is never dull when I awaken to see those beautiful, silky locks of hair next to mine, casting a faint, red reflection on the pillows, shone by the radiant morning sun outside. When our eyes lock, waves of heated bliss pulse throughout my being. When our hands touch, her skin, so vulnerable and smooth, lives as a gentle reminder of who I’m destined for.

>Genesis 3:23-24
>So the Lord God banished him from the Garden of Eden to work the ground from which he had been taken.

God had cast humanity from the Garden of Eden. Humanity, after tasting the sweetness of the forbidden fruit, succumbed to eternal pain, labor, and inevitable death. God, however, did not prevent Kobayashi from existing. For she is my garden, my sanctuary, my source of retreat from the sinful lands we slave for every day. Had the lord revealed her as a messenger of the heavens, it wouldn’t shock me the least. This angel shields me from the horrific, lashing cold of humanity.

When we inevitably part, I leave our home determined, fueled by a simmering love for my one and only. My heart beats for her, pumping every bloodcell brimming with tenderness. My mind shocks neurons through nerves, commanding this husk of a body to keep fighting for her, to keep fighting for another day spent with her. The moment I open that door and see her face, draped with messy, red hair, and her glasses ever so crooked, I cannot help but grin with joy, knowing she is mine.

Kobayashi-San. Yesterday, today, and forever, tied together with love.
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>>286430663
She's fat in just the right areas.
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>>286436677
Meant for >>286430976
>>286430663
Threesome would be the most fun fighting game to play.
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>>286435905
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>>286435657
She needs a hug and a scratch behind her new ears.
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S3 when?
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I feel like Kobayashi will eventually give in to Tohru's advances simply because of convenience and not actual sexual attraction.
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>>286437693
2027 at the earliest, but then Kyoani would be making two dragon girl SoLs that year.
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>>286437751
Kobayashi is attracted to Tohru though. Tohru's just too pushy.
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>>286440831
Take might die if he has to go another round. Let him sleep on your chest.
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>>286440831
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Across the two movie showings at my local cinema, only three people have booked seats so far...
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Goodnight chorogons. My ticket has been booked.
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>>286442660
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>>286437751
Nothing will ever be allowed to happen in this stupid manga
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>>286441683
There's no such thing as too many rounds if it's with Ilulu. You can do everything with her in a single session. She could use magic to keep your dick going if you ever start getting tired.
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>>286443753
At what point does keeping the man sustained tread into necromancy territory
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>>286441917
Imagine the paizuri
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>>286446262
They’ll be the dragon maid trio of cuddles once I’m finished domesticating them.
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It's Monday...
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>>286434066
I also own a white shirt and a yellow tie so we could wear the same thing to work and be all cute whilst our dragon maid seethes.
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>>286437932
So? They owe us.
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>>286441889
Make sure to choose one directly next to them for maximum awkwardness.
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>>286448188
My preferred seat was free but it's one space away from someone diagonally.
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>>286449547
That's annoying. Can you go back one row?
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>>286449569
Then I'd be one diagonal space away from the other guy instead. I'm in the middle of the two other people who've booked seats for this showing.
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>>286449646
It's just like one of my Japanese anime.
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>>286443834
It doesn't. She's restoring your vitality to keep you going.
>>286449547
>Kanna's butt squish
HNNNNNGGG~
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>>286430663
>ywn play co-op Halo 3 on Legendary on console with these cute dragons
What's actually the fucking point anymore
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>>286441889
Currently 7 other people will be in the cinema with me
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>>286450107
Almost a full house (by anime movie in the west standards)
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sex with
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>>286450335
ALL the dragons.
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>>286450335
Kobayashi!
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>>286450293
Yeah, we usually get 10ish people turn up to anime movies in the UK. I’m pretty sure Dragon Maid is being shown in the main theatre though, rather than the Japanese movie weirdos being shooed into a smaller room upstairs as usual.
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>fat
kek
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>>286451042
Tohru should be nice to Elma. She's a good girl.
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>>286450882
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>>286451327
Miss Tohru's Human Maid
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Miss Kobayashi, Dragon's Maid
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>>286451996
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New chapter RAWs are out.
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>>286452332
D for Dragon!
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>>286452104
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>>286452332
Tohru had a bad day at work? She would probably appreciate some affection from her wife...
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Dragon love!
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>>286450335
Ilulu, Kanna, and Elma in the ultimate foursome for the ages.
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>>286450335
Saikawa.
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>>286325615
Fucking where?
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Squishy...
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>>286450335
Iruru, for me, personally
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>>286449810
I want to be squished by Kanna's butt.
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>>286457987
This and also Chloe's butt
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>>286459059
Americans are amazing.

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