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How many hugs does an onii-chan need a day?
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yes
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>>286403314
Your greed will consume you.
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>>286403257
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>>286403452
Why are they so high maintenance?
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>>286403452
Then why have I not died yet? Checkmate, atheist.
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>>286403257
I want to slip my hand between her buttocks while hugging her
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>>286403765
Are you alive?
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hugrape your onii-chan, post results
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>>286403257
They fucked at the hotel, didn't they
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>drive by hugging
>hugway robbery
>your money or your hug
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>>286404524
There's absolutely no way they didn't.
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>>286404680
Total Onii Hug
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>America bombs ME
>Imouto thread is dead all of a sudden
Hmmm....
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Big sisters need their hugs too, anon.
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>>286403257
My imouto refused to give me a hug when I visited home this year
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>>286403452
What about fhugs?
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>>286406045
The brave men and women of Alabama (et al.) have gone to war.
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Your move?
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>>286406258
Did you ask her for one?
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>>286405155
Young lady that is not a hug.
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>>286408684
My shirts are MINE!
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>>286411702
Only if you can hold onto them 24/7.
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>>286403257
>my sis just confessed to me she filmed an amateur porn vid with her bf
>she basically sucked his cum, swallowed his cum on camera, then she got railed according to her
so huh, what do I do now? I've been imagining that video these past few days
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>>286406045
i am alive fool
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>>286412288
You steal your sister back, marry her and rail her so that you don't have to imagine the video because you're living it.
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>>286412288
You go to /b/; find the secrets thread; and tell them what you told us.
See the reaction report results
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>>286403257
>Tfw no cute imouto to hug me
I suffer
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>>286413099
Even if you have cute imouto, hugs are rare.
Having a cute imouto and a huggy family would be different.
Best I can get from mine is patting her head
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>>286408823
No, usually when I go home/fly out again my family hugs me at the airport but this time she didn't. I didn't press it because that would have made it weird.
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>>286412288
>so huh, what do I do now?
You go find and and fap to it, obviously. I'd do that if I was you
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>>286412288
Why would a sister tell her brother something like this?
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>>286408180
>normgroid alabama memes on /a/
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>>286412288
tell her you want to make a video with her
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>>286408180
Never got the alabama meme seeing how it's still illegal there
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>>286412288
What the fuck is wrong with your sister
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This guy, Mori Satoshi just died, apparently he worked on oreimo
https://anidb.net/creator/17420
says his role was
>Chief Animation Direction Assistance (総作監協力)
Whatever that means.
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>>286413583
>Why would a sister tell her brother something like this?
We were talking about nudes because of a friend of ours doing lot of nude modelling now and since the OF thing came out she confessed she did it once, although they just posted it on pornhub before the big purge. She's been with the same dude like since forever but it really did make me rethink my views of her
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The oldest regular imouto related threads in the ancient archives are about kyon from haruhi's sister?
https://old.sage.moe/a/search/text/imouto/results/thread/order/asc/
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>>286411702
YOUR shirts are NOT YOURS!
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>hug to the heart and you're too late, you give imouto a bad name
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>>286415494
Kyon and his sister aren't given proper names in the Melancholy and the other Haruhi novels. They're just Kyon and Kyon no imouto. I've seen some theories that his name is actually John. Without actually looking at the archives I'd imagine Sunohara (imouto) would come up as well. As somewhat of an oldfag I'only started noticing imouto threads around the oreimo era with them becoming legendary once OHB did his creative writing exercise, but that was post nisemonogatari even.
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Nanoha is technically an imouto.
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>>286403257
How can we stop imoutos?
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>>286416455
>How can we stop imoutos?
I don't know...have you tried pepperspray?
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>>286416455
I recognize that art style!
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How do I suppress my desire to nakadashi my imouto?
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>>286417720
Remember you don't have one?
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>>286417875
Anon, I can't just ignore her butt
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>>286417973
The butt is a lie.
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>>286404471
>look for the onii
>can't find the nii in the normal nii places i.e. bathroom, bedroom
>look outside
>the brotherwagon is gone
>call him
>he is with his lame friends at a dnd session

Fuck. Also you shouldn't surprise hug people when they have knives, that's dangerous.
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>>286418193
I can tell this is fantasy because if anyone leaned that far back in one of those chairs the back of their heads would be having a meeting with the floor.
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>>286418253
Women have a lower center of gravity.
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>>286418074
Be more alert next time.
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>>286403257
Hugs are powerfull weapons that can lead to wincest.
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>>286418074
Double hug when able to account for the deficit
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>>286418762
I'll be asleep by the time he gets home. I'll try again tomorrow.
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>>286403257
I took the advice from a meme that said 40 seconds of a hug releases serotonin or some shit. Decided to do it to my imouto when she had a long day at work. We have multi minute long hugs now daily. I will say it does make you feel really relaxed.
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My sister doesn't grasp that I am a man and it is driving me insane. No knocking, barging into the bathroom to ask me questions, walking around the apartment in underwear, it's driving me crazy and I don't really know how to bring it up without opening myself up for her to fuck with me over it.
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>>286419681
Onii won't do shit LOL
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>>286419681
Masturbate in the bathroom when you know she's likely to barge in and when she sees you you ask her if she likes what shee's seeing, she'll either refrain from barging into the bathroom from now on or you'll complete the first step into having a sexual relation with your sister. Either outcome is a win-win.
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>>286419774
That's part of the problem.

>>286419822
This would not work the way you think it will. I got made fun of for nearly three months because of something similar happening.

>just proposition her

No fucking way, I don't have a death wish.
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>>286419861
See picrel
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>>286411702
Little sisters do not comprehend property rights, anon.
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>>286417720
You don’t. They need regular nakadashi treatment to survive. My little sister is on a 3 filling a day regimen and that’s just the bare minimum.
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>>286420993
As much as I'm glad the author didn't off himself, I just wish he drew more of this.
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>>286403452
*dies*
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>>286421162
That onii probably got violently raped
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>blocks your path
What do you do?
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>>286421232
To be fair, from what I read on his twitter he seemed very, very mentally disturbed.
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>>286421263
Why is sis so angy?
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>>286414355
Eh, pretty normal women behaviour if you ask me.
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>imouto has been actively inserting herself more into my life again
>she is fun to be around, so I'm happy for it
>still, miss watching animu with her like we did ages ago
>decide to just ask her if she wants to re-watch something
>suggest Death Note because it used to be her favorite
>she agreed like it was nothing
>next weekend at her place
>told to bring snacks and wine
I know there is no deeper meaning to it, we aren't like that. But I'm looking forward to it.
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>>286403257
As many
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>>286403257
Many
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Is this a solution for siblingless anons?
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>>286422803
It would be if girls like that existed.
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>>286415494
>SEIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's imouto has bunny ear
Who? Saber from Fate? Someone else?
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>>286415494
>>286415990
>https://old.sage.moe/a/thread/1010178/#1010178

>What's with all the incest threads on /a/? it makes me think you fuckers never had a sister. Look, in real life, you never think your sisters looks hot, even if they are, and you get sick of them anyway because you're stuck around them all the time. Think girls are all pretty and nice? Wrong. They're just as crude and cruel as guys.
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>>286421232
Unfortunately, yes.
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>>286422605
What's she doing?
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>>286403452
I hug my dick with my hand, does that count?
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>>286422405
>I know there is no deeper meaning to it, we aren't like that. But I'm looking forward to it.
sibling bonding is fun because it's fun
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>>286422960
>https://old.sage.moe/a/thread/1010178/#1010185
>incest is hawt, thread over.
first post best post even 20 years ago
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>>286404524
>>286404705
they where still pretending at that point
Also they werent married at that point and a good onichan wouldnt let her sister commit nonmarital sex
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>>286408180
>Land of the free
>Cant even marry your cousin
Is this really such a taboo for normies
My grandparents in Italy where cousins and while its not common its also notreally looked that down upon
It feels like normies will go batshit crazy if they see any thing like that
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>>286403452
Hugs are ok but I doubt that therapist has any strong research to support her claims. Psychology is such a meme.
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>>286411702
Onii-chan's shirts are rightful imouto clay.
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>>286425606
>in Italy
reminder that incest is legal in italy as long you don't cause a scandal
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>>286412288
Like the second reply said.
>go to >>>/b/
>hope some autist is lurking that day
>wait for them to find the video and post it
>link us the thread/post
>???
>profit
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>>286426071
Even if it's illegal in your country, would it really be that hard to keep it a secret? It doesn't sound too strange for two siblings living together in the current economy to save money, and it's not like you're making love in the open.
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>>286426387
Oh I think there are a lot of siblings in borderline couple relationships, especially slightly older late twenties onwards where they're single living together, the sister might have a child, and they're both looking for a slower time saving money together but they're sexually frustrated and see each other half naked from time to time.
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>>286425634
Yep. Thomas Szasz completely dismantled the whole subject.
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>>286427457
Some things are obviously legitimate and quite important but the whole field is a masterwork in abuse of statistics for grant money claims
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Stop staring at her butt.
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>>286427841
Whose?
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>>286427841
S-she should stop prancing around the house wearing those dolphin shorts then ///__///
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>>286404471
Hugged the fucker and told him he has been doing good on his diet and I'm proud of him. He let his hands drift a little too low. I don't really give him many hugs because I can tell he likes feeling but I guess he has been doing good lately so I'll let it slide this time.
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>>286428668
What's the current loss?
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>>286406451
Good lord
Sexo
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>>286422605
I too want to get raped by my imouto
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>>286421263
Run and cry
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Do you spoil your imouto?
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>>286431189
imouto
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>>286428668
stop denying him hugs
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>>286403452
Why does that seem like a lie?
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>>286428830
He's down 6 from last week. He's actually said he's been feeling a lot better and I don't have any issues getting him out in the evenings for jogging and walking.

>>286431578
I don't deny him hugs, I just don't give them often because he gets a little pervy sometimes and I'm not really comfortable with it.
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>>286432530
So is that about 17 total now if I'm tracking your previous updates?
>he gets a little pervy sometimes and I'm not really comfortable with it.
He should respect his sister's boundariess more, he's lucky to have you, I'm greatful my sister is as understanding as she is when I jokingly use her to lean on. Gentle good humoured chastisement and deliberately moving his hands from sensitive areas should be enough. You don't want to encourage bad habits to form.
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>>286408180
why did so many US states outlaw cousin marriage?
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>>286433269
*sorry if this feels overbearing.
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>>286419861
>I got made fun of for nearly three months because of something similar happening.
story time
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>>286431189
A bit too much honestly, and I rarely get anything in return. I should cut back on it, but it's hard to deny her.
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>>286433655
Not that anon but when you live together long enough shit is bound to happen. My mom has walked in on me fapping before, I've walked in on my sister changing before, she's walked in on me changing before, sister's walking in on me taking a shit, sister walked in on dad fucking mom before, sister has had nip slips multiple times. Things just happen, none of them being real stories aside from just chance encounters.
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>>286433836
I feel you anon. My sister wanted to go see that Iron Lung movie and begged me to take her because she is a brokie. Part of it is because she is cute, the other is because she will not stop until I cave and I can't get mad at her because I don't want to hurt her feelings. Ended up spending $80 at the movies with her.
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>>286433893
Apparently a lot of siblings are seeing iron lung.
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>>286408180
>Yellow marker
>Orange legend color
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>>286433931
It's because its a youtuber movie and she grew up with the crap. I will say it was better than I thought it was going to be. She leaned on me about halfway through the movie and it was cute. It wasn't even scary but she is a big sissy.
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>>286408180
Reminder you can have a physical relationship with your own sister in both NJ and RI
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>>286434122
wasn't there another us state like ohio or somwehere?
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>>286433842
It's way worse when you have to share a room with your sister. Just because we're twins doesn't change the fact she is a girl and I'm a boy.
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>>286433842
What the fuck is going on at your household, anon?
The only time something like this happened to me was when I accidentally caught a glimpse of my nee-chan's butt when she was running into the bathroom holding a towel in front of her body.
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>>286431189
why is her shirt lifted up
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>>286431189
fake news, where is the ram
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Imouto is love.
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Imouto is life.
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Onii-chan is a pervert.
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>>286403257
None
I hate hugs
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Imouto treats me kinda distant when I am at parents, when she comes over she is clingy and sneaks into my bed sometimes.
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>>286436611
You are getting fhugged then.
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What is a proper reward for an imouto who's being a good girl?
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>>286403257
Imouto lets me put my face in her chest when we hug. She smells nice. I get anywhere from 2 to 6 a day so I would say 3 for sustainment.
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>>286437113
I give my imouto massages. It's great because it's free.
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>>286437113
Praise and maybe some candy.
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>>286403257
I never had an imouto, but I always wanted one, even when I was a fairly young boy myself. I thought a cute little sister would be nice to play with. Way better than my older sister who was loud, obnoxious, and annoying all the time, and grew up to be a truly terrible person I have nothing in common with. I bet if I had an imouto she'd have been an annoying little cunt too. Probably when I became a moody teenager and wanted to just stay in my room listening to cassettes and feeling existential dread my every waking minute, she'd have barged in and wanted to hang out and I would never have had any peace. At least with an older sister she was too busy going out with her friends and partying and stuff during those years. Then by the time I came out of that in my high school years and wanted to reconnect she'd be a smelly young teen with bad hygiene and start dating boys and I'd be disgusted by her.
But maybe, maybe when I was still like 10 years old, if she was a cute little elementary school kid who loved me and wanted hugs and to play games with me, it would've been really nice. And maybe as adults she'd call me and want advice on stuff and we'd have a nice relationship now. I'd probably forget all the silly fights and disgusting puberty stuff when we were both going through it and I could have a close family member and get to visit and be an uncle. I think maybe I could have saved her from a lot of mistakes, and been the positive older male influence my dad never really gave my actual older sister.
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>filing my taxes
>claim imouto as dependant because she lives with me and doesn't work
>she is asking me how taxes work
>"So like if we got married would you pay even less?"
>tell her technically yes but siblings can't get married
>"Well duh, I was just wondering."
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>>286437613
On a scale of 1 to happening, how happening is it?
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>>286438074
That sounds like a 3. Tops.
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Should imoutos pick out their onii's cologne?
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>>286439922
Yes. An imouto has the best sense for how her onii should smell. It's a natural task for an imouto.
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>>286425606
America's founders were all merchants that were outside of the aristocracy and thus heavily resented them and anything that was seen as of the noble caste, which includes interfamily marriage.
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>>286440878
15 children with imoutard!
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>>286441207
>15 children with imoutard!
Are they on a school trip?
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>>286439922
I havent picked out cologne for myself in years. My imouto always drags me so she can find out which one she likes, then I am allowed to buy that one.
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>>286441207
>imoutard
Why are you so fucking MEAN?
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It's time for some dangerous imouto.
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>>286433893
>>286433931
>>286434089

I liked that movie a lot. Way better than it deserved to be. Could have made a good anime adaptation too.
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Reminder: This imouto tried suffocating her nii.
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>>286443038
the oniiwhore deserved it
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>>286403257
>How many hugs does an onii-chan need a day?
What about otouto?
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>>286441792
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>>286437131
>chest
My imouto wants that
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>>286444403
that's an otouto
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>>286444544
She's pretty insecure about her DFC.
I enjoy chestmogging her
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>>286444772
>I
so you're obese...
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>>286439922
>>286441765
Strange that it never even crossed my mind before that this is happening to me. I always get a big bottle on Christmas or my birthday and it lasts until I get a new one. Maybe it's a normal thing?
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>create a thread about sisters who are Brocons
>get banned
This is discrimination
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>>286444882
link?
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>>286444903
https://4rchive.org/a/thread/285887786
I'm still open for recommendations
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>>286438074
>anon explaining to the IRS agents that it's not a fake tax fraud marriage
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When I get hangry my imouto pats my head
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>>286444974
Mizuki should be posted more. I lost my bokuben folder
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>>286444862
Do you even bench, onii-chan?
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>>286445248
no I just used to climb and carry heavy shit for work
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>>286444974
>Any other shows where the little sister is unapologetically into their older brother?
>If possible, no "they aren't actually blood related" bullshit like in OniAi. Fucking ruined.
sounds like you made a rec thread and wonder why you got banned
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I think it's time I squeezed my imouto's buns.
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>>286445321
Onii-chan boutta get knocked out...
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>>286445321
You leave those buns alone, they're still proving, let her finish cooking first.
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Hank status?
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>>286444882
>>286444974
you made a rec thread, you deserve to die
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>>286404705
Even if they didn't back then, they did for sure later as confirmed in After Story.
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>>286445415
buns are best a little undercooked
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About to kiss my sister
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>>286446725
post consequences
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Do not French kiss your onii-chan
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>>286448047
What if she's French?
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What if he gets pregnant?
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>>286418074
can't be beaten if you aren't in beating range
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>>286414110
/a/ is healing no cap
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>>286443671
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>>286448515
for >>286448317
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>>286448592
Ruri is too pure, she needs to be protected from hopeless degenerates.
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Okay, guys, what color state are you from? Be sincere.
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>>286448686
Orange bad.
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>>286448686
green sounds cool, purple sounds gay
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>>286445942
always found that rule retarded
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>>286448803
boku no piko
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>>286448663
Ruri is an angel who deserves so much better for how hard she tries
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>>286448803
It makes shitty threads. You're not the main character, no one's going to bend over backwards to recommend you the good shit, you gotta lurk for it.
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>>286448686
>yellow
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>>286447001
She blushed and slapped me and kissed me back
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>>286449872
Where the hell did you kiss?
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>>286445003
explain with action. not words
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>>286449835
You guys have internet access?
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>>286450084
I just think it's pretty cool to ban homofags
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These threads make me sad that I don't have a little sister to dote over.
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>>286450177
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>>286450228
https://files.catbox.moe/t2i82u.png
Start praying for your next life.
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>>286403257
i havent talked to my little sister (or any of my sisters, i have four) in over 16 years. little sister even lives with me still and i just ignore her presence completely.
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>>286445847
Still being published, no incest.
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>>286450471
how far behind raws are the tls?
Is imouto getting brotherly healing that could lead to her awakening unsisterly feelings in a sunsequent unofficial anonymously released doujinshi?
Is it selling enough to keep Hank in rice?
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>>286450471
>>286450714
Hank should make NHK but imouto
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>>286450776
elaborate further I neer read or watched welcome to the nhk
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Do you take your sister out with you for excursions?
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>>286450811
Similar plot to her latest manga, but the imouto is the one who saves her onii-chan instead.
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>>286427457
>Thomas Szasz completely dismantled the whole subject.
He wrote books 60 years ago. All his theories are dismantled by now. He even supported the legalization of drugs.
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Why do you lewd your imouto? Are you a pervert?
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>>286451015
Sounds based. What were his views on brother-sister incest?
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I train my imouto to not steal my shirts.
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>>286451270
It's her fault, she's always walking around in shorts and I think she wiggles her butt while reading on the couch on purpose.
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>>286450295
Give me the imouto that gives the best kisses.
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Thoughts on inbred offspring?
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Have any of you ever tried suckling off your imouto's breasts?
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>>286451711
How is that working out for you? Any reduction in shirt disappearance?
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>>286451903
Although the risks of problems are higher than for offspring with an unrelated partner they're surprisingly not that much higher for first generation inbreeding and people regularly do things that can cause more damage. If you have any particularly nasty recessive disorders lurking that risk is higher but you can do gene tests to screen for many of them.
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>>286418193
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>>286452405
There used to be anon with a disabled sister who posted about her in these threads. They had a lot of fun.
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>>286452551
The one with the Death Note OST?
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>>286453485
No clue, I think she was in a wheelchair, it was quite a few years ago.
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Imouto is mad at me. I haven't been able to text her because I was working and there is a wall of text she sent saying crap like I'm ignoring her and I don't love her, etc. I'm putting off responding until I can think of a way to respond without making her more pissed off.
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>>286453842
Text your sister, Andrew.
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>>286453842
>Sorry, I just got off work and saw your texts, are you feeling okay now?
the divert the conversation to food or something
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>>286450228
You didn't miss anything, you almost always end up fighting that little shit, especially if she's close your age
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Your imouto will get married one day.
But you won't.
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You will get married one day.
But your imouto won't.
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>>286454583
She is 32 and never even had a boyfriend due to being socially awkward, well both of us are. At this point I'm almost sure we'll both die single.
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>>286451270
Yeah, you're supposed to protect your imouto, and keep her away from boys until she's ready for marriage to somebody you've vetted.
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>>286453842
Just tell the truth. You love her but you were working and didn't see her texts, but you do want to text with her. It's not that complicated.
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>>286453842
Your imouto sounds cute
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>>286453842
How old is she? Is she a child or just prone to freakouts over nothing?

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