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How many hugs does an onii-chan need a day?
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>>286403314
Your greed will consume you.
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hugrape your onii-chan, post results
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>>286404524
There's absolutely no way they didn't.
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>>286404680
Total Onii Hug
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Big sisters need their hugs too, anon.
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>>286406045
The brave men and women of Alabama (et al.) have gone to war.
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Your move?
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>>286403257
>my sis just confessed to me she filmed an amateur porn vid with her bf
>she basically sucked his cum, swallowed his cum on camera, then she got railed according to her
so huh, what do I do now? I've been imagining that video these past few days
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>>286408180
>normgroid alabama memes on /a/
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>>286413583
>Why would a sister tell her brother something like this?
We were talking about nudes because of a friend of ours doing lot of nude modelling now and since the OF thing came out she confessed she did it once, although they just posted it on pornhub before the big purge. She's been with the same dude like since forever but it really did make me rethink my views of her
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>>286411702
YOUR shirts are NOT YOURS!
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>>286415494
Kyon and his sister aren't given proper names in the Melancholy and the other Haruhi novels. They're just Kyon and Kyon no imouto. I've seen some theories that his name is actually John. Without actually looking at the archives I'd imagine Sunohara (imouto) would come up as well. As somewhat of an oldfag I'only started noticing imouto threads around the oreimo era with them becoming legendary once OHB did his creative writing exercise, but that was post nisemonogatari even.
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Nanoha is technically an imouto.
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>>286403257
How can we stop imoutos?
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>>286404471
>look for the onii
>can't find the nii in the normal nii places i.e. bathroom, bedroom
>look outside
>the brotherwagon is gone
>call him
>he is with his lame friends at a dnd session
Fuck. Also you shouldn't surprise hug people when they have knives, that's dangerous.
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>>286403257
Hugs are powerfull weapons that can lead to wincest.
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>>286403257
I took the advice from a meme that said 40 seconds of a hug releases serotonin or some shit. Decided to do it to my imouto when she had a long day at work. We have multi minute long hugs now daily. I will say it does make you feel really relaxed.
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My sister doesn't grasp that I am a man and it is driving me insane. No knocking, barging into the bathroom to ask me questions, walking around the apartment in underwear, it's driving me crazy and I don't really know how to bring it up without opening myself up for her to fuck with me over it.
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>>286419681
Masturbate in the bathroom when you know she's likely to barge in and when she sees you you ask her if she likes what shee's seeing, she'll either refrain from barging into the bathroom from now on or you'll complete the first step into having a sexual relation with your sister. Either outcome is a win-win.
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>>286419774
That's part of the problem.
>>286419822
This would not work the way you think it will. I got made fun of for nearly three months because of something similar happening.
>just proposition her
No fucking way, I don't have a death wish.
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>>286419861
See picrel
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*dies*
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>blocks your path
What do you do?
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>imouto has been actively inserting herself more into my life again
>she is fun to be around, so I'm happy for it
>still, miss watching animu with her like we did ages ago
>decide to just ask her if she wants to re-watch something
>suggest Death Note because it used to be her favorite
>she agreed like it was nothing
>next weekend at her place
>told to bring snacks and wine
I know there is no deeper meaning to it, we aren't like that. But I'm looking forward to it.
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>>286403257
As many
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Is this a solution for siblingless anons?
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>>286422803
It would be if girls like that existed.
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>https://old.sage.moe/a/thread/1010178/#1010178
>What's with all the incest threads on /a/? it makes me think you fuckers never had a sister. Look, in real life, you never think your sisters looks hot, even if they are, and you get sick of them anyway because you're stuck around them all the time. Think girls are all pretty and nice? Wrong. They're just as crude and cruel as guys.
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>https://old.sage.moe/a/thread/1010178/#1010185
>incest is hawt, thread over.
first post best post even 20 years ago
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they where still pretending at that point
Also they werent married at that point and a good onichan wouldnt let her sister commit nonmarital sex
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>>286408180
>Land of the free
>Cant even marry your cousin
Is this really such a taboo for normies
My grandparents in Italy where cousins and while its not common its also notreally looked that down upon
It feels like normies will go batshit crazy if they see any thing like that
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>>286426071
Even if it's illegal in your country, would it really be that hard to keep it a secret? It doesn't sound too strange for two siblings living together in the current economy to save money, and it's not like you're making love in the open.
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Oh I think there are a lot of siblings in borderline couple relationships, especially slightly older late twenties onwards where they're single living together, the sister might have a child, and they're both looking for a slower time saving money together but they're sexually frustrated and see each other half naked from time to time.
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S-she should stop prancing around the house wearing those dolphin shorts then ///__///
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>>286404471
Hugged the fucker and told him he has been doing good on his diet and I'm proud of him. He let his hands drift a little too low. I don't really give him many hugs because I can tell he likes feeling but I guess he has been doing good lately so I'll let it slide this time.
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>>286421263
Run and cry
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Do you spoil your imouto?
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He's down 6 from last week. He's actually said he's been feeling a lot better and I don't have any issues getting him out in the evenings for jogging and walking.
>>286431578
I don't deny him hugs, I just don't give them often because he gets a little pervy sometimes and I'm not really comfortable with it.
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>>286432530
So is that about 17 total now if I'm tracking your previous updates?
>he gets a little pervy sometimes and I'm not really comfortable with it.
He should respect his sister's boundariess more, he's lucky to have you, I'm greatful my sister is as understanding as she is when I jokingly use her to lean on. Gentle good humoured chastisement and deliberately moving his hands from sensitive areas should be enough. You don't want to encourage bad habits to form.
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>>286433655
Not that anon but when you live together long enough shit is bound to happen. My mom has walked in on me fapping before, I've walked in on my sister changing before, she's walked in on me changing before, sister's walking in on me taking a shit, sister walked in on dad fucking mom before, sister has had nip slips multiple times. Things just happen, none of them being real stories aside from just chance encounters.
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>>286433836
I feel you anon. My sister wanted to go see that Iron Lung movie and begged me to take her because she is a brokie. Part of it is because she is cute, the other is because she will not stop until I cave and I can't get mad at her because I don't want to hurt her feelings. Ended up spending $80 at the movies with her.
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>>286433931
It's because its a youtuber movie and she grew up with the crap. I will say it was better than I thought it was going to be. She leaned on me about halfway through the movie and it was cute. It wasn't even scary but she is a big sissy.
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>>286433842
What the fuck is going on at your household, anon?
The only time something like this happened to me was when I accidentally caught a glimpse of my nee-chan's butt when she was running into the bathroom holding a towel in front of her body.
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What is a proper reward for an imouto who's being a good girl?
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>>286403257
Imouto lets me put my face in her chest when we hug. She smells nice. I get anywhere from 2 to 6 a day so I would say 3 for sustainment.
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>>286403257
I never had an imouto, but I always wanted one, even when I was a fairly young boy myself. I thought a cute little sister would be nice to play with. Way better than my older sister who was loud, obnoxious, and annoying all the time, and grew up to be a truly terrible person I have nothing in common with. I bet if I had an imouto she'd have been an annoying little cunt too. Probably when I became a moody teenager and wanted to just stay in my room listening to cassettes and feeling existential dread my every waking minute, she'd have barged in and wanted to hang out and I would never have had any peace. At least with an older sister she was too busy going out with her friends and partying and stuff during those years. Then by the time I came out of that in my high school years and wanted to reconnect she'd be a smelly young teen with bad hygiene and start dating boys and I'd be disgusted by her.
But maybe, maybe when I was still like 10 years old, if she was a cute little elementary school kid who loved me and wanted hugs and to play games with me, it would've been really nice. And maybe as adults she'd call me and want advice on stuff and we'd have a nice relationship now. I'd probably forget all the silly fights and disgusting puberty stuff when we were both going through it and I could have a close family member and get to visit and be an uncle. I think maybe I could have saved her from a lot of mistakes, and been the positive older male influence my dad never really gave my actual older sister.
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>filing my taxes
>claim imouto as dependant because she lives with me and doesn't work
>she is asking me how taxes work
>"So like if we got married would you pay even less?"
>tell her technically yes but siblings can't get married
>"Well duh, I was just wondering."
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On a scale of 1 to happening, how happening is it?
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>>286438074
That sounds like a 3. Tops.
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>>286439922
Yes. An imouto has the best sense for how her onii should smell. It's a natural task for an imouto.
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>imoutard
Why are you so fucking MEAN?
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It's time for some dangerous imouto.
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I liked that movie a lot. Way better than it deserved to be. Could have made a good anime adaptation too.
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Reminder: This imouto tried suffocating her nii.
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Strange that it never even crossed my mind before that this is happening to me. I always get a big bottle on Christmas or my birthday and it lasts until I get a new one. Maybe it's a normal thing?
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https://4rchive.org/a/thread/285887786
I'm still open for recommendations
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>>286444974
>Any other shows where the little sister is unapologetically into their older brother?
>If possible, no "they aren't actually blood related" bullshit like in OniAi. Fucking ruined.
sounds like you made a rec thread and wonder why you got banned
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you made a rec thread, you deserve to die
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What if he gets pregnant?
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>>286448663
Ruri is an angel who deserves so much better for how hard she tries
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>yellow
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>>286445003
explain with action. not words
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>>286450084
I just think it's pretty cool to ban homofags
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Start praying for your next life.
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>>286403257
i havent talked to my little sister (or any of my sisters, i have four) in over 16 years. little sister even lives with me still and i just ignore her presence completely.
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>>286450471
how far behind raws are the tls?
Is imouto getting brotherly healing that could lead to her awakening unsisterly feelings in a sunsequent unofficial anonymously released doujinshi?
Is it selling enough to keep Hank in rice?
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Hank should make NHK but imouto
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Do you take your sister out with you for excursions?
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Why do you lewd your imouto? Are you a pervert?
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Thoughts on inbred offspring?
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Although the risks of problems are higher than for offspring with an unrelated partner they're surprisingly not that much higher for first generation inbreeding and people regularly do things that can cause more damage. If you have any particularly nasty recessive disorders lurking that risk is higher but you can do gene tests to screen for many of them.
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Imouto is mad at me. I haven't been able to text her because I was working and there is a wall of text she sent saying crap like I'm ignoring her and I don't love her, etc. I'm putting off responding until I can think of a way to respond without making her more pissed off.
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Your imouto will get married one day.
But you won't.
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