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Why the fuck would anyone choose Tessa over Chidori?
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>>286442029
Not my fucking problem
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>>286442029
She's cuter.
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>>286442154
not true
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>>286442154
100% objectively correct
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>>286442029
People have their preferences even if they fail to see Chidori's immense greatness.
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>>286442029
Because the losers are always hotter than the winners
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>>286442029
>I want an annoying cunt over a literal angel
Tessa is literally better than Bitchidori in every way imaginable. I honestly can't even comprehend what people see in her.
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>>286442524
Face, legs, breasts, hips, waist, butt, hair, back, belly are all better than Grandma
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>>286442524
Chidori is cute, fun and a sex bomb. It's really that simple.
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>think this is drama
>It's comedy
Stupid
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Oh this thread again?
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>>286442029
I’m more of a Rasengan guy myself
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>>286444093
Rasenjob was introduced as insta-kill technique and hasn't killed anyone since
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I’m going the third way
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>>286444188
correct
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Each has their faults, so the correct answer is simply both at once.
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>No Mao option
It’d be the best night of your life, but will likely end in tears and a hangover
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>>286442029
i can't choose yet, i need more arguments to settle the debate.
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>>286442029
Chidori is an unlikable cunt.
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>>286446347
I love Chidoris cunt
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i love tessa's everything.
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>>286442524
its just rei vs asuka but in a more endearing way.
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>>286442029
Smart, cute, assertive, doesn't condone domestic violence, has a steady income
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Someone impregnate Tessa before her eggs expire
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>>286442182
>>286442192
the duality of man.
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>>286451275
Is this a :P or a :D?
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>>286449756
I can’t….shes my sister…
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>>286442029
Kaname gets a happy family, stay mad
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>>286449756
I think she is canonically a spinster in Family, lol
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>>286447717
I can self insert into shinji, I cannot with sousuke
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>>286447717
The difference is that Asuka is more physically attractive than Rei while that's not the case for Chidori compared to Tessa. Tessa has both the personality and the looks over Chidori.
Also, Asuka is not nearly as bitchy as Chidori. Not when you compare her relationship with a man like Kaji, which is what she needed, not an insecure boy but hey, we can have an alcoholic whore make multiple sexual advances on a 14 years old boy but God forbid an older male is portrayed to have a healthy relationship with a young girl.
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>bumps a dead thread just to post poor bait
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>>286454571
Well yeah, that’s how you FMP
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>>286442029
Probably gay.
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>>286454301
>Asuka is more physically attractive than Rei
False.
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Oh wow this thread is still up
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>>286454301
>Asuka is more physically attractive than Rei
True.

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