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>>5068335
The little critters (few months ago)

>>5068335
BIG RACC

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Tell me about the raccs
why do they steal

>>5068442
They don't subscribe to your silly human morality

>>5068442
Cuz dey be coons.

>>5068442
faustian spirit and master morality

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>>5068442
My heart

Coming in to say I love raccoons pls post more pics and webms. Their little hands are so sweet

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>>5068562

>>5068618
He ahongers for the cereal

>>5068335
I fucking hate coons

>>5068442
purely socioeconomic factors

>>5068509
>>5068989
I lol'd thx boys

>>5068716
that's because you have toxo and its entailing weird attachments to cats

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>>5069033
How could anyone hate the little critters

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Learning how to skitter

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*Yoinks ur popcorn*

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The raccs are capible of appreciating the beauty of nature

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Raccs love jello

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He looks happy

what if raccoons were the size of bears

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>>5069124
Maybe someday they can return

>>5069124
Black bears are already just big raccoons.

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What would the critter shop sell?

>>5069033
What? How are cats relevant here? I just hate niggers.

>>5068335
Anyone have that image of the EXTREMELY R O U N D raccoon sniffing the ground between its front paws?

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>>5069190
?

>>5069070
Take a closer look at that snout

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>>5069213
What about it?

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>>5069207
Cute pic but not the one. It looked kinda like picrel
It was sniffing the ground and kinda bent back with its butt lifted upwards.

how feasible would it be to domesticate raccoons?

>>5069063
realistically, how can you defeat this racc?
too many iframes..

>>5069345
Offer it something tasty as a peace offering. It's the only way.

>>5069207
Wierd fat cat

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>>5069322
This racc?

>>5069442
That's the one. Thanks.

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Post moar bandists

>>5068335
I have trapped five raccoons and drove them far away from my house so they dont get to my chickens.
I imagine they are always incredibly confused when i let them out of the trap

>>5069345
Rangespam, exhaust it's stamina

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Fat or fluff?

>>5069827
Must be how humans feel when elves teleport us away from their elf enclaves

one time I saved a raccoon trapped in an empty dumpster by leaning a big stick into it, I still feel happy when I think about it

>>5069864
Both

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>>5069981
Thank u anon for helping the skittery bandits

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Racc knows how to drive.

>>5070183
where tf my uber driver taking me

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Remember to thoroughly wash your raccs

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>>5070298
Thank you for the reminder! Washing the washbears is important.

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He renounced the life of crime

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I love the ones with these almost-albino coats. It's a separate condition, forgot the name.

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>>5070787
Ik they r called blond raccs idk the official term thi but they r cool

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sniff sniff

have you ever experienced the joy of having a racc walk up to your window?

>>5071607
It walked into my mudroom, he(?) stood perfectly still against the wall as if I couldn't see it unless he moved.

>>5070787
Leucism

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>>5071607
Yes its a wonderful experience

There is a yearling coon who likes to rest on his back in my back yard, like a little fat man at th beach. I’ve seen him several times. You flip on the back porch light to go do the laundry or get something out of the freezer, and he’s laying there with his forelimbs flung out on either side of him looking at you. If I ever get a pic of him I’ll post it here as proof.

I have no idea WTF he’s doing. Moonbathing, maybe.

I want to shake a raccoon's hand!

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>raccoons don't actually wash their food they just dunk it water for textu-

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>>5072998
Washing washbear

>>5072349
They have nice hands

>>5071953
Based racc

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It's happening

>>5073443
no, don't
please
not another case of getting HUMAN'D

>>5073451
The SMASHSLAMMING is inevitable

>>5069864
big bones

i wish i had (more) racoons in my country :(

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>>5074205
Sorry coonfrien

>>5073443
>raccoons are self domesticating
>tfw can't import them in my country let alone keep them as pets
The only way would be emigrating to the US, and that ain't happening either.

>>5074205
what's stopping you from importing enough raccoons into your country to establish a stable breeding population?

>>5070183
He can't even SEE the ROAD. He is going to CRASH and FUCKING DIE because he's also too SMALL for the seatbelt.

>>5073491
Why would it do that?

>>5069070
Thats Scippie!

>>5075259
Ye, wonderous critter, but why does he look so sad?

>>5074847
good idea
>:)

>>5069070
They’re just so damn cute.

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The long racc

>>5069074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5qf9O6c20o

>>5068618
The way it gasps for air always gets me

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Delicis grapes

I know raccoons can eat basically anything but are there any foods I shouldn’t give them?

>>5076107
I actually dont know? I know cat food is bad for them long term

>>5075259
Scippie always looks like he's about to cry.

>>5072349
I have, its very pleasant, very tiny leathery hands.
They're agile too. One gave me a fist bump, the other just sat there with his hand layed in mine. They are very sweet animals.

>>5077371
Its a uniquely beautiful experience having them trust you enough to eat from your hand 10/10 would reccomend

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Henlo, racoon frens. I went on a walk this morning and I found these prints on a frosty board. They look like coon prints to me.
Am I right? It was far enough away from my house that I think I could leave him some treats. What do these little guys like best?

>>5069033
I like cats, dogs, raccoons, deer, bears, possems, bunnies, squirrels and most of all, foxes. People, on the other hand, are more miss than hit for me.

are cats and raccs brothers?

>>5078309
100% raccoon prints
they like to kill chickens for fun, if you have chickens you have to make the coop raccoon-proof as well as hawk- and coyote-proof.
hell my dad had a weasel get into his chickens and kill a few.

>>5078309
Indeed the prints of a wonderful critter. My little cooners love grapes and nuts, but they are not picky

>>5078353
In the streets, no, not usually, both kill each other on occasion, and are too skittish to be chill with each other most of the time.
But people have gotten birds, mice and cats to hang around without the cat automatically going into murder mode, raccoons won't be too difficult.

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Eepy racc

>>5079974
truly raccoons have the souls of men

>>5079974
he's just like me

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>>5079974
Why are raccoons unable to NOT cause mischief?

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>>5079974
Came here to post this.

>>5080132
>Why are raccoons unable to NOT cause mischief?
Because they have, by some miracle, survived on a natural instinct of
>what if I did ________?
And it apparently works out most of the time.

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>>5080181
>>5080132
>>5079974
Wonderful critters

>>5073443
This was debunked btw

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>>5080740
Say it ain't so

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>>5080902
Yes and no, its a misleading headline. Basically, raccoons are adapting to urban conditions, but that doesn't mean they are "domesticated". So no smashed and slammed raccys thankfully.

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Round winter critters

>>5072111
STOP FIGHTING!!!

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Guests of honor.

>>5081899
Fat fucks

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>>5083251
NO THEY ARE NOT WE ARE JUST FUZZY FOR THE WINDER NOOOOO

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>>5080982
Adapting to living near humans is the first step to domestication and smashslammification

a coyote tore apart a raccoon outside my home last night :(

>>5080982
Why would the urban environment select for shorter snouts, tho? I understand that when you move from foraging to raiding trashcans a long snout loses utility, but i don't see how it becomes disadvantageous to the point of being selected against

>>5083735
RIP...

You know with their gripping capabilities, high intelligence, and quick breed cycle raccoons would be the an optimal animal for uplifting.

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>>5084152
Raccs would take over the world and enslave humanity if they were uplifted.

>>5069033
>Cats out of NOWHERE
fuck trash pandas.

>>5068442
They are not stealing they are devout communists

>>5085223
Me when i have to do anything

>>5084249
I for one welcome our cuddly masked overlord.

>>5078353
The cats I take care of and the local raccs are low level accepting of each other but not bros. They usually won't fuck with each other and just kinda keep an eye on the other while they do their own thing.

>>5078353
I don't think they like each other, but raccs are just too polite so cats rarely start shit with them.

>>5068335
Fluffy

This thread was made by a woman.

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>>5089290
FFS, thread ruined.

>>5089290
>a woman on 4chin
Don't make me kek

>>5089828
/an/ is one of the more chick-oriented boards

>>5089864
you saying I could, as in non-zero chance, score a SLAMposting gf??

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Raccs are now oil sheiks.

>>5090333
>jarhead
i never got that till now

>>5089878
go to /out/. they take girls slamping all the time. it's like camping, but with a fat bitch

>>5090347
You still didn't get it, unfortunately

>>5090349
but the hajis look like jam jars when they wear it?

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>>5090354
Jarhead is slang for US marines because of their standard haircut

picrel its also a decent movie

>>5090384
the haji looks more like a jar than a zogbot with a dickhead haircut

when will raccoons realize they can use their hands for making tools?

>>5091337
They can't, their thumbs aren't opposable.

>>5082530
their absolute greed sickens me deeply

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Wagoogus

>>5068716
Same, but what does that have to do with the thread?

>>5092170
I love how it looks like a raccoon's hands have minds of their own.

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Today was blessed

>>5073443

I'm listed as an author on that paper. It was a bioinformatics course doubling as a paper mill. Which I don't really mind, except that I have no confidence in our professor's understanding of statistics or validity. She was quite open about how bad she is at math.

>>5091337
>>5091352
they could probably learn how to throw rocks though, which in turn could be a major nuisance

>>5070780
lolwut how mate?

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>>5094599

Wish we had these fellas in Europe still haven't seen one irl. Last time I went to the zoo they were redoing their enclosure so I couldn't see them even there

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Cross postan from the webm thread, imagine having a racc bro as a tradie. It would be absolute dimes

>>5095173
that racc died on a workplace accident involving one of those because stupid owners thought internet likes were worth risking the life of the little bandit. Hell, in the full version of that video you can see how he is almost crushed by a cinderblock

>>5095189
Well fuck. Should have known there can't be anything nice

>>5075675
I was about to say that, the first time I saw it I was crying from laughing too much

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>>5095147
They are IN GERMANY

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Why did no one told me Caribbean Islands has its own coons ?

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This one has been coming around our house for almost 6 years.

>>5096214
Almost seems like he's begging for more with those hand motions at the end. Always amazed at how polite they are.

>>5096039
Wonderful critter

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>>5094602
Some raccoons just shed their masks after realising the error in their mischievous ways

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Bucket of bandit

>>5095575
Only like 200-300 adult specimens left of the cozumel raccoon. Sad state of affairs

>>5093950
Where is that? Louisiana? I visited New Orleans in 2024 and went on a tour where we visited raccoons in the bayou on a boat, it was delightful.

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>>5068335

>>5097399
That sounds wonderful! I bet its nice and warm there, my raccs are all in topour with the cold wave

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Activty in the thread slows, as raccs everywhere are in topour

>>5098135
Not the ones in my ceiling

thank you raccoons

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>>5098207
Wonderful critters. Say hello to them will you?

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What is he looking at?

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>>5098135
City raccoons can’t afford to torpor because it’s tax season now and there’s work to do!

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>>5099021
Poor critters, critter revolution now!

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Cross postan attempt #2, please don't tell me these ones died too

>>5100325
did an evil human grease the board to trick the Raccoon?

>>5100332
Nah, it looks like treated aluminum.

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Wonder if raccs can sleep in so many places cause thier fluff is a full body pillow or smth

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If raccs are so smart how come they haven't figured out tool usage?

>>5100752
They don't need tools when they can open a lock or door just by fiddling with it.

>>5100355
Their fur is gross and nappy as well as patchy in places. It looks repulsive and diseased on some level. This is why they will never have the cute appeal of cats to me.

>>5098606
a vulnerable chicken that is unaware.

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>>5100767
Thier outer fur is course but sleek, and their inner fur is fine and fuzzy. And they have hands!

>>5100752
Raccs need to befriend some otters so they can learn how to smash with rocks

Are racoons actual goblins?

>>5101106
The sound resemblance is uncanny.

>>5101106
Very polite goblins.

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>>5095332
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rascal_the_Raccoon

>The series revolves around a young boy who decided to provide shelter to a raccoon that was discovered by a hunter. As the boy attempted to domesticate the wild animal as part of his family, he soon realized through trials and tribulations that his efforts were futile and decided to release Rascal back into the wild.

>Raccoons are an invasive species in Japan and there is evidence that Rascal the Raccoon has contributed enormously to the problem of invasive raccoons in Japan.
>Although Rascal the Raccoon's storyline revolves around the difficulties of taking in a raccoon as a pet, Japanese citizens became inspired to import raccoons into the country as exotic pets, leading to unforeseen consequences.

i'm sure everyone itt is familiar with the story but it's my favorite example of catastrophically missing the point

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This raccoon is an Olympic gold medalist!

>>5102032
this beautiful racc will win again on thursday

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>>5102080
RACCOON GOT GOLD IN THE WOMEN'S SINGLES

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>>5102507

>>5102032
Such a god damn cute but with the stupidest piercing choice, even on a racc princess that looks dumb as shit

>>5102032
>>5102080
>>5102507
i'm in love, she is the most attractive woman i have ever laid eyes on and i will go mad if i look at her any longer

bump for coons

I was much fonder of the neighborhood raccoons until they decided to hang out in my attic.

I *think* it's only two of them. One has found a new life in a nice park; I hope to send the other to join him soon.

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>>5104255
Wonderful critters

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>>5104571
He gets rounder with time

>>5069147
>Half an Arby's Sandwich (Restores 20 HP)
>Bird Nest Omelette (Restores 15 HP + raises Speed)
>Ballistic Plate Carrier Aegis Mk4 (+3 DEF)
>Crawlspace Smorgasbord (Restores 40 HP)

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Awake from topor, grabbing some critter food