>>5076470
based eagle, god bless america

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I-is the kitty ok?

>>5076637

No, he's feeding da wormz nigga
FUCK cats and FUCK cat people.

>>5076470
>c*ts are unAmerican
Of course they are, they originate from Africa and the Middle East

>>5076640
That would normally make Americans worship them though

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>>5076470
reminds me of that one time a turtle got flung into some one's windshield driving and survived unscathed.

>>5076470
That's old news nigger
Plus, the eagle did it in protest of the raids in the area. He hates Christmas

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>>5076660
reminder that Aeschylus died when an eagle dropped a turtle on his head, he is currently the only human who has died that way, you could have been the second.

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>>5076841

>>5076470
What kind of weak ass windshield would break from a cat dropping on it?

>>5076927
must have been cat-astrophic

>>5076470
Absolutely based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjlW_GWuXys

>>5076945
heh

>>5076470
Serves it right. Don't fuck with birds.

>>5076637
I feel like when an eagle grabs something it’s instantly skewered by the claws every time and that’s how they kill prey.

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>>5077168
skewered and crushed

>>5076660
real life mario cart

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>>5077168
Beautiful kill

>>5076470
>>5077187
God I love this
>Meow meow meow - ACK!!!!!!

this should happen to more fluffy spammers pets

>>5076640
So do we

>>5077400
Calm down coyote fag

>>5077170
Impressive

>>5077168
Nah, they can't even quick kill a fox cub, they regularly bring live foxes and racoons to the nest.

Source: nest cams.

>>5076987
>>5077168
If eagles are so good at killing cats why are there so many strays?

>>5077400
this guy goons to babyfur diaper shit btw, you can just tell

>>5076470
Everyone and everything is sick of seeing cats outdoors

>>5078936
We clearly don't have enough of them.

>>5077170
That's a big motherfucker

>>5079126
You're talking about yourself

>>5076470
THIS IS AWESOME

>>5076470
based

>>5076470
>Pest from the Middle-East that shits up the native biome and spreads disease
Worshipping those sort of things is the most American thing you could do

>>5078936
Because people are irrational and keep feeding them because "cute" but it only makes them generate more cats to suffer in the streets and die horribly

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>>5076638
This all the way.

>>5077168
>I feel like

That's not how it works.

>>5081209
This. It'd be more human to just poison every cat that comes by.

>>5081679
If you have a large dog, you can do your part by giving it a free lunch

>>5077170
look at those talons...all the kitty cat skulls it could crush

>>5083083
>feeding your dogs parasite- and disease-infested vermin
No thanks.

>>5084005
Dogs can handle it

>>5076470
the cat deserved it

Why are buttsniffers such subhumans?

>>5076470
nice

>>5076470
Eagle chads bringing the BOOM

>>5077187
need an entire video of this kill

>>5076470
That would mean cars are also unamerican

>>5090190
they are

>>5076470
Based Eagle protecting America's environment.
>>5076638
Based
>>5076637
Kill yourself catnigger

>>5076470
truly America's bird

>>5076470
kek finally a feel good story
fly free mighty eagle and smite thine feline foes and all their thanes

>>5076470
hello based dept

>>5086731
Toxo does that to the brain

keep your cat indoors and this wont be a problem. america has spoken

>>5076470
The hole is shaped like a heart

He's going crazy samefagging. This has gotta be that trooned out wog kekke.

>>5095689
Catfags are much bigger schizos than anti-cat posters.

>>5076470
Cats are literal vermin pests that somehow ended up being """pets""" (spend most of the time outside their owners house and only come back to eat and shit)

>>5076470
America is back and cats aren't welcome

>>5095689
It's insane how gormless he is with samefagging. The amount of times he's doing it and the number of threads he's doing it in. He has several shitwipe threads that his tranny janny benefactor lets him keep up.

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I had a shower thought I felt like sharing.
Say your house is on fire. You're in a two story building and you cannot escape through the front door. First floor is completely done. Stairs collapsed, whatever. You have an open window and your pet cat. You can escape but your chances of carrying your cat out are slim, but you have a cat carrier. You also doubt you could carry the cat carrier as you descend from your window, as you may fall no matter what you do.
What would give your cat the best chance of survival?
A) Tossing the cat one story into the dirt below? (one story fall)
B) Putting the cat in the cat carrier and dropping it into the dirt below? (one story fall)
C) Putting the cat against the side of the house and letting it slide down? (one story fall)
D) Putting a blanket inside the cat carrier then dropping it? (one story fall)

no way that was a fucking puma or what

>>5094345
I misread this as
>keep your car indoors and this wont be a problem. america has spoken
and thought it was hilarious

>>5097461
Probably A, but just dropping it as low as I can. Cat would have the best chance of instinctively righting itself for a optimum landing as they are known to do.

Now if it were my dog instead I'm wrapping them in blankets, shoving them in the pet carrier and hoping for the best.

>>5097534
drop an object from a high enough altitude and it does lots of damage

>>5097461
Hold the animal in my arms and leap down like a superhero

>>5097534
don't fuck with birds

>>5076470
she just wanted to collect the insurance

>>5095879
This thread overflowing with mental illness and melanin proves you wrong.

>>5101831
Nonwhite people don't like or care about birds. Birding is a White activity.

>>5076470
Huh, I read something similar in a book, didn’t realize this was a real thing. I live in an area with lots of bald eagles but have never heard about incidents like this. Maybe it’s just an American thing.

>>5102219
Outdoor cats are commonly killed by raptors and coyotes in America

>>5076470
Eagles are apex predators, unlike cats