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Explain THIS

>>5090557
>>5090867
I can't...

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>>5090867
explained

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Do not resist the Zoi

>>5090557
it's a shrimp

>>5090557
Looks like some sort of fetal long necked unicorn

>>5090557
atheists in shambles

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>>5090976
Or do resist the Zoi

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resist this

>>5091411
Edward suffered an unjust end.

Do not dishonor his memory.

>>5091361
longue

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THE TIME FOR EXPLANATIONS HAS PASSED

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EXPLAIN

>>5091571
Why are borzois so fucked up looking?

>>5091605
they are purpose built

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The Rat

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>>5090557

>>5091676
borzers are my favorite kinda rock

>>5091688
False, dogs have many drawbacks. The reason why people like them is because they have been breed for 20,000 years to be servants and the most sycophantic animal on earth. If they talked the would speak like ChatGPT-4o did (with out the useful data) before it was put down. So most retards that want a submissive creature to project their ego just fall in love with them.

And before you mutt fanatics go against any other specific species, I just like all animals even dogs, I just don't fall for the spell and see them as they are.

>>5091822
Dogs are very independent. I could keep a cat, a rabbit, and even a snall parrot in an apartment for its entire life and barely have to do anything but clean up after it, but a dog would destroy my life and possibly harm people if I didnt meet their demands.

Just because an animal is smart enough to work for pay doesn’t mean they’re dumb or servile. That’s just you projecting your liberal commie laziness and narcissistic tendencies onto animals. Dogs just have the social reasoning skills to operate on social contract based morality. There’s not actually much difference between pet wolves and pet dogs (ie: husky, shiba) essential behaviors besides how much they trust strangers and how likely they are to ask for help.

>>5091828
See, the difference is that the genetically programmed sycophancy of the dog makes you have more emotional empathy for it, meanwhile the other animals mean shit for you because you are unable to understand their ethological needs, and language, even if you understood it would be intellectual empathy not emotional, you think a rabbit or a parrot in an apartment is okay but you just don't have the same empathy not ability to understand them to see how they might suffer.

Obviously dogs can still reveal against you if you push them hard enough they still have some instincts and autonomy, however that does not remove the fact that the reason why you and many other mutt fanatics are so obsessed with them is because they are designer sycophants.

>>5091878
>sycophancy = fighting back against captivity
You’re delusional mate. Either you’re wrong or dogs are so much more intelligent than cats that they alone can comprehend captivity.

Protip: a sycophant doesnt need trained. A sycophant doesnt rip your arm out because they’d rather go another direction. A sycophant doesnt need to be taught the benefits of coming when called. Sycophants don’t inspire violent oppression among lead addled boomers and double digit IQ thirdies and peasant cattle.

Cats are excellent sycophants. From birth they are cringing, nervous attention whores. Dogs? Not so much. A dog chooses. A cat obeys. A dog negotiates. A cat accepts. All you have to do is clean up after a cat. A dog is basically a person by comparison. More of one than you, actually. You know you’re a yes man and it scares you.

Dogs are secure in their independence and know what they accept and why
Lesser animals cant even comprehend whats going on
Dog haters are fragile narcissists that would seethe hard if they had to work a job and answer to a superior and they project this fear onto animals. They can not imagine that anyone would voluntarily choose not to be the one giving orders. As a narcissist this frightens them greatly and as a narcissist they have an innate need to defame and slander anyone and anything that threatens their sense of egotism.

Its like when a raving antisemite sees someone successful just not give a fuck about jews
>WHAT!? YOU GOYIM MUTT SLAVE THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU

>>5091884
I think its partly because dogs are associated with traditional masculine roles and general success. Larger parrots and corvids can be trained to gladly do shit and horses are terrified into obedience on the reg but they only seethe about dogs because the image of a handsome white guy with a beautiful wife, two kids, and a dog is burned into their brain and causes trauma when they remember it.

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>>5091727
pyrite
is alright
with me

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>>5091882
>>5091884
>>5091885


>Reasonable critique of a domestic animal and their fanatics
>Fanatics react as expected and start attacking anything that is not said animal

LMAO

>>5091893
>reasonable critique
>made up bullshit that’s easy as fuck to debunk
You’re an old school incel. You hate dogs in the tradition of lovecraft because you are the same species of loser. That tradition has had 100 years to be right and it failed. Get over it. Grow up. Dogs are great.

Animals are not “genetically programmed sycophants” because they’re social and capable of learning. That’s just you coping with your aspergers and its comorbid narcissistic symptoms.

>>5091901

I already said that I like dogs, I have lived with them since I was a kid and in fact me and my wife rescued our current dog from a backyard breeder that got one of his dogs pregnant by another dog that wasn't the same breed, so he was going to just get rid of them. But Im not stupid to not notice the extreme bias society has for dogs due their artificially breed traits while disregarding the well being of other animals over dogs.

Yes they are genetically programmed sycophants, they have been breed to be more submissive and useful to man than any other animal, you have a breed for everything, from pocket dogs to weapons meant to take down prey. You can even see this in research, wolves struggle a lot following orders because they have not been programmed to be submissive and to be so tuned to human emotion. That's why even floppy eared dogs are more popular than more primitive breeds like huskies and GSD. Its all about making them more human like and to make them do what humans want.

Obedient dogs or any other animal are labeled as smart, dogs or animals with conviction are labeled as dumb or dangerous and get culled.

>>5091908
>An animal is smart enough to learn and negotiate. Its a sycophant!
You dont know what sycophant means. Apparently it means intelligent. Wolf pups behave around their person like a dog would.

Ultimately you have issues
You dont like the idea of an animal liking you
You dont like the idea of an animal liking anyone

You would gladly mistake a braindead, comatose animal with an eighth of the brain matter for a civilized thoughtful gentleman
And let me guess, you think cats “need” to go outside

>>5091909
Also here’s the kicker

Yes, I said cats are little sycophants. If they’re not poorly socialized or traumatized they are insatiable attention whores and seek out bad moods and rev up the purring. Its why people have been making excuses for their existence since the start of it.
But guess what? I train cats. Every cat I meet. I teach them all to sit, paw, and come at least and some are even smart enough to learn to stand and lay down. Clicker training also works on them better than the average dog because realizing the click is a dishonest signal requires more intense thinking. Only collie variety herding dogs have ever been clicker-trainable to me because they’re one of the few breeds that are genuinely sycophantic. Its their entire point. Otherwise they would be shitty herders. Surely, they’re not being fooled that badly. They’re just hankering for a good boy. Most other dogs don’t tolerate total reward fading

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>>5091909
Thanks for supporting what I said; obedient dogs or any other animal are labeled as smart, dogs or animals with conviction are labeled as dumb or dangerous and get culled. Unless they are meant to be a weapon.

It is of a lot more value and privilege to be genuinely liked by a wild or even a less domesticated animal than have an animal be selectively breed for 20,000 years to be more submissive, like you and serve you while displaying body language that triggers your empathy system. I mean dogs do deserve empathy they are still sensitive beings, like any other animal. But they are overrated as fuck due such artificial traits.

>>5091925
This is huskyfaggot levels of nonsense. Very few breeds are genuinely cucks and only the higher tier examples of them. These breeds are also prone to epilepsy and weird obsessive disorders!

Dogs like you by default. So do cats. So do wolves. What you’re seething at isn’t artificial, its a wolf with a socialization window that doesnt close at 7 weeks. You need to get the fundamentals before you yammer on about trve wvlf spirit like every retarded pseud ever. Oftentimes a smarter dog, like a malinois over a husky, is LITERALLY SMARTER. They have enlarged frontal lobes and a more developed region that resembles the human broca’s area. They are literally - smarter. A fucking coyote would adore you just fine but they would be dumb and skittish. And a mal is 0% servile. They embody that a dog chooses. You negotiate with a mal or they negotiate with you. They exceed some supposed humans in intellect.

Again I train cats without issue and the only difference is they are fucking retarded and can not learn much or understand grammar and compound commands like even dumb dogs can. People have wolves and wolfdogs performing on movie sets. Wild ass tigers as pets. You read too much into animals liking you because you have issues.

>>5090867
I unironicallygot a little flutter in my heart the moment I saw it with a cowl. Fuck my gay monsterfucker life.

>>5091361
it matters not. The results will be the same.

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>>5091925
Tldr dogs are overrated pets for normalfags. Gotcha.

>>5091940
nah he’s wrong, literally mad that an animal is smart enough to get along with instead of an instinct machine

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>>5091930
>It wags the tail when I come, they do what I say and are very easy to train, also they have a brain which is pink, human have pink brains too therefore smart.

>other animals can be trained but they are dumb because they don't do what dogs do!

BTW domestication has made dog brains quite smaller than wolves, its part of the domestication syndrome. Wolves of course act dog like but there is a reason why wolves are not in everyone's house and part of their allure is their wildness and ferocity and not labeled as man's best "friend".

>>5091951
>cope
You think huskies are smart lmao

>>5091952
Just like dogs, attacking even your own kin (per your perception of me being a husky fanatic).

Sadly Im no dog breed fanatic, Im fine with all breeds, even mongrel dogs. Did you missed the part in which I have a rescued mongrel dog? Which is not even related to huskies, I don't care what breed she is.

>>5090867
Vicar Bitch

>>5091956
You also have everything ass backwards

Golden retrievers are literally smarter than huskies. They aren’t artificial cucks. They are more intelligent. More intelligent animals are more agreeable because they can reason out logical, beneficial courses of action.

You can see this in people. Imagine saying east asians are artificially bred sycophants selected for by the state. No dude, they are more intelligent and most belligerent and stubborn moments are born of flat out stupidity and a lack of foresight.

>>5091940
Dogs overrated? Absolutely
For normalfags? if the suit fits, put it on.

>>5091964
you will never be better, more enlightened, or more refined than anyone else no matter how hard you try. this time you’ve spent trying to stand out has only made you more generic - more ignorant, closes, and dismissive - the definition of basic.

>>5091972
I said smarter than huskies, which means they are just 2 IQ points ahead of a dravidian indian. Not supergeniuses.

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Imagine if a Borzoi did this to you in public.

>ratio that appears a lot in nature appears in nature
wew lad

>>5092156
Adorable.
But, please. Close your mouth tiny asian man.

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>>5092162

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>>5092156
Absolutely and utterly TURBOMOGGED

>>5090557
the nugget follows the golden ratio

>>5092488
that's a big nugget

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>>5092392
The horror!

>>5092509
got his head severed right off

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>>5091934
Currently the best representation of a real life Borzoi in all of media.

>>5092836
This was the inspiration for >>5092835
100% sure

>>5092835
As a monster it would have been more scary if they left out the black dog nose but they HAD to include it. Borzoi inspiration confirmed.

>>5092836
>Vicar Amelia

>>5092974
Damn I hadn't noticed the post just above

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Why are they so creepy?

>>5093157
leggy

>>5093157
Looks normal to me

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>>5091888
gold is better
gets pussy wetter
pyrite
is not right
with me

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Where do you even acquire one of these things?

>>5093157
lanky cute

>>5094353
impossible
they're now sanctioned russian goods

>>5094919
this is real

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>>5094921
indeed

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>>5094924
What about this?

>>5095239
I was on that plane

>>5094924
>eyes not red
nice shoop, you retard

>>5095263
>implying he has that level of knowledge or expertise

It's just slop. It required zero thought and zero effort.

>>5094924
nigga that's ZOI

a pleasing thread

>>5095493
There's something inside you, it's hard to explain
They're talking about you, 'zoi, but you're still the same

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>>5091822
The amount of time, effort, and money I have put into making sure my dog experiences joy and comfort would suggest I'm the bigger sycophant, but I enjoy loving my companion.

>>5095593
Borzoi transcends 2nd, 3rd, and 4th dimensions.
Last one hard to capture in photo

>>5095591
>>5095593
flat fuck Friday

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dog race science is back on the menu

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don't question it.

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Tail looks like some ancient fossil

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>>5096273

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>>5096194
Why does she do it?

>>5096369
Abby just knows

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>>5092156
Damn, he will poke out an eye with that sn00t

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>>5092836

>>5090557
I love borzois, they're probably my favorite breed.
That said, they're an expensive dog for the bourgeoisie. In reality, they're little different than teacup chihuahuas, the only people who own them are cunts who bought them because they need their pet to be a status symbol for 2500 dollars.
I'm not really into that mindset, and I believe in getting shelter dogs. A borzoi is never going to be in a shelter.

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>>5096921

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>>5097102
longer

>>5096655
Ugly silky GET OUT

>>5097342
rude

>>5090867
>"Hey, don't use the Old Blood"
>*proceeds to use the Old Blood*
>"What did I fucking tell you?"

>>5097908
lol

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>>5096922
>>5096923
the mog dog

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>>5098753
true

>>5090557
Long dog

>>5098895
I never realized they were this large before

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>>5098959
they where made for hunting wolves

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Do what you will, I've already long

>>5098959
I saw a zoi in person for the first time last year. He was so tall that I had the primal urge to ride him like a horse.

>>5099205
DO NOT let this dog on a plane

>>5099205
long is the head that wears the crown

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The Zoi will not be contained

>>5099532
now post the fast one

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>>5099312
pleasing is the head

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>That stupid bitch that tries to steal your tiny asian man

>>5099808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIIBXdx0ODs

>>5092156
This is the one upside to being a manlet I've found. I can do that with all dogs.

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>when you do not get what is being explained

>>5100446
Some people also do this head tilt stare when they don't get it.
Did dogs learn this expression from us or did we learn it from dogs?

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>>5100447
I think it's an instinct in most animals, except fish and amphibians.

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>>5100446
>what do you mean "no"?

>>5100450
Cute!

>>5100450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTjeCYeKASA

>>5100453
>uploaded 17 years ago
RIP little buddy

>>5100057
You like getting mogged by dogs?

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when memes and reality converge

>>5101376
so that's why their snouts are so long
it all makes sense now

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>>5099205
This u?

bitch

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snowbulls

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>>5101376
>>5101471
Is the pringle can long because of the zoi
Or is the zoi long because of the pringles can

>>5100456
:( cummon man don't say shit like that

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>>5090557
Explain THIS

>>5102301
They coevolved: the borzoi benefits by gaining exclusive access to the pringles, and the pringles can benefits by more reliably transmitting its pollen to other pringles cans.

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He cant keep getting away with this!!

>>5103137
You can see the collar lighting up from the soul energy he's absorbing from the dude

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>>5099641

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el borzo stretchy

>>5103564
They have such gorgeous heads. Very regal and aerodynamic. I cannot for the life of me understand how brachycephalic dogs are more popular than dolichocephalic ones.

>>5103737
Women

>>5103737
Most modern people have no sense for aesthetics.

>>5103747
You may be onto something here. They just love having some brute looking beast on a leash and having another reason to virtue signal online instead of having a dog that looks like an actual sweetheart.

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This was the last photo recovered from his phone

>>5104565
picture the fragrance

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Do Borzers also suffer separation anxiety or are they more catlike?

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>>5104722
They'd probably get more annoyed you came back.
Now they have to pretend to walk on all 4s like a normal dog.

>>5104758
I'm surprised /x/ still keeps sleeping on borzers

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>>5100449
Birds do it because they can't move their eyeballs iirc
When I do the head tilt my mom calls me the RCA Dog

>>5104785
ok, rca dog

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>>5104758
So like this but with borzoi?

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Cobhead