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Monkey!

https://youtu.be/37gBELe6aSU?si=jCIHBz-P2tQ6nqhl

>>5091091
>>5091092
these are apes

>>5091021
Based

>>5091187
Apes are monkeys THOUGH.

>>5090927
wtf

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>>5090828
Chubby baby Cherry. I just love her chins! Pic is from 2020. Her mom Berry next to her is also a land whale.

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>>5091198
no

I remember seeing a video of some turd worlder crushing the skull of a baby monkey appearing in my recommendations years back after I was watching documentaries on gorillas. It went into a seizure and presumably died shortly after.

It was weird.

>>5091299
You will never be a real monkey. You have no tail, you have no cute faces, you have no small body structure. You are an ape twisted by delusions of "common speech" into a crude mockery of monkey’s perfection.

>>5091287
I can’t believe that shit like this was on Youtube.

>>5091287
Why is animal torture so abundant in third world countries?

>>5091424
I would assume lack of education

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>>5090828

>>5090840
haha yeah i like monkeys theyre cool i think

>>5091424
Hey now, in argentina if you hurt an animal you get a lot of niggers lynching you and shoving a stick up your ass. One of the most famous serial Killers here, el enano orejudo was killed in jail after killing the prison cat.

>>5091460
It may be an asia thing then

>>5091424
First worlders pay for it.

>>5091708
>saar i will torture this monkey five dolla
>god damn you saar white people make me do this!

>>5091713
Never said the pajeet had no responsibility.

>>5091713
Should have said redeem this monkey

>>5091717
do the pitiful?

>>5091708
you mean liberal white women
earlier it was third world jackass with monkeys
then wh*te women came and turn that whole thing into 50 shades of gray with monkeys

>>5091716
>a thirdie sought out rich americans interested in torturing monkeys, and found some! now he is enabling them! how could america do this!?
>hunter biden: he got the idea from one of my old laptops sorry lol

>>5091734
The people identified by the BBC investigation looked like stereotypical MAGAtards.

>>5091746
>propaganda outlet cherry picked
no really?

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less shitposting, more monkeys

>>5090927
How did a chimp end up inside their?

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>mmmmm crab

Where’s the AI videos of baby monkeys overwhelmed with office work and screaming and having a fit in their cubicle?

>>5093596
Nowhere sadly

>>5092592
(Horseshoe)crab-eating macaque. Commonly referred to as a longtail.

>>5091382
Large canines, front facing eyes. Must be a predator.

>>5094793
vampire monkey

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Bros... how could we let a filthy monkey chinmax on us like this?

>>5090828
i hate monkeys especially baby monkeys. why wont this thread die? now im going to have to go and watch my baby monkey torture archives and be reminded how satisfying they are to watch deserving tree rats get their due

Pet monkey helpers should be more accepted so long as you treat it as an equal because it pretty much is.

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>>5096041
Cope and seethe

>>5091282
Bad AI. Monkeys are only taxonomically valid as the infraorder simiiformes, which is new world monkeys, old world monkeys, and apes. Since old world monkeys are closer related to apes than New world monkeys, there is no valid taxonomic class you can sort new world and old world monkeys into without including apes. The distinction is based on the error of early naturalists who (reasonably) thought the opposite was true, and the apes were the outgroup. Before this the words ape and monkey were entirely synonymous and interchangeable

>>5091762
But they were MAGAtards and they did torture monkeys as opposed to you just making shit up

>>5096048
dumb cope post done by an inferior ape, you will never be as pretty as a monkey

>>5096192
Imagine a world where new world monkeys convergently evolved their own colorful apes

>>5096269
ever been to Brazil during the Carnival?

>>5091517
They believe animals are objects like rocks or shoes

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>>5096269
We don't need to go to the new world for apes with monkey like species diversity... we just need to go back

>>5094359
most beautiful monkey species

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barbary macaques used to live in Western and Southern Europe until the last ice age

should they be reintroduced

>>5096499
Yet again, the British to the rescue by introducing the Macaques to Gibraltar

>>5096499
Yeah why not
>B-b-but they would cause trouble for the people
Don't care, i don't live there

>>5090840
Pitiful!

>>5096043
>the innate primal desire to run at this thing with a hammer and smash it to a million billion pieces

>>5091187
>thread ruined

>>5097726
Nah you're just either A. Pedophile burger mutt B. SEA third-worlder

>>5094463
Ironically, they primarily eat grass, those canines are used for display

>>5097726
That means you are retarded. True pity chads get the urge to mentally torment it for all eternity

>>5097735
this but unironically

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>>5098246
I just like getting high and making stupid raps on the little lyrical engrishism of Baby Monkey
>D'light in the Fright and the Spite of the Sight of the Baby Monkey
>Bite and Englight to the Plight and Take Light of the Baby Monkey
>Hate it is Great what a Date to en Plate up a Baby Monkey
>Shitty he Pity the City Bus Flitty Flat Baby Monkey
>Rolling keep Scrollin this Troll is from pol he HATE BABY MONKEY
>LAUGHIN AT GAFFINS THE DRAVID'NS GAT B'PON BABY MONKEY
>OH MY GOD NO PLEASE YOU CAN'T POST HATE FOR ANY BABY MONKEY
>FUCK YOU, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK MODS AND FUCK JEWS AND FUCK BABY MONKEY

>>5099140
why is this shit not deleted yet?

>>5099706
because it’s legal

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monkeys are cool

>>5099344
little one looks really happy

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>>5099140
>someone actually finds this funny

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Is this what we look like to other primates?

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>>5104208
Most likely

>>5104406
Nice stache