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Why are cats like this
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>>5096012
>AI image
>Dislikes cats
>Shitting on Indians because they're the only group of people lower on the subhuman totem pole than he is
>Has no idea what bad lighting and a cell phone camera does to white skin because he himself isn't white
This is the brownest post I've ever seen in my life
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>>5096015
This is the h1b you have to fight after deporting all the lower level call center workers
His main attacks are monkey man slop, but his special attack is throwing cats at you. When he throws, double roll and strike his legs (the balls are too small to hit). Don’t get hit by the cats or else toxoplasmosis makes you hallucinate and lets him control your character as long as a cat is attached.
Bark Souls: ICE edition
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Reminder catschizo is indian and you should laugh at him and not take anything he says seriously
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>>5096234
Or the more likely scenario is that its an old picture, here's an older one from when he was a kitten.
Indians don't really even post on 4chan. You higher thirdies just make up shit and project it onto anything you can because deep down you're all butthurt about not being born a white American.
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>>5096251
>Heh clearly this tall man with wide shoulders, pale skin, that's capable of tanning is Indian because I can't recognize outlets and his door hasn't been painted in 5 years
>If I keep doubling maybe he'll just get frustrated and stop posting
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>>5096259
>Go to Lowes
>Buy any old regular outlets that come in a 4 pack because the ones that used to be installed in your room were worn out
>Thirdies with inferiority complexes try to pick them out of the background and use them as a part of a bizzare attempt to prove they're better than the OP of a Cats Doing Silly Things thread on 4chan's animals board
Why are you all like this
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>>5096263
With the bushy dark hair and unibrow, your incorrect outlet, catfaggotry, unmaintained cubicle sized bedroom, wall mounted garbage basket, obsession with being white, and standing AC considered, I have determined that you are not, in fact, indian. You are no pajeet at all. You are a paco.
Have a good one alejandro. Dont forget to pick up tamales at your grandmothers house.
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Why do i get the feeling this is Rajesh (cat schizo) trying to do some bizarre tactic where he is giving the mantle of cat schizo to another person and claiming said person is not indian so we stop making fun of him for being indian?
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>>5096638
Anon, if you actually knew anything about jeets you would know that they are fundamentally incapable of building muscle mass because of their shitty vegan diet
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>ur brown!
>N-NO UR THE BROWN ONE!
This sums up 80% of 4chan discourse in current year. I pray every day that this site brankrupts Hiro so he kills it. Nothing, absolutely nothing of value has been said here on this website for at least a decade.
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>>5096645
he's obviously sa/mex though
>i’m castizo senior! t. unibrow
castizo catschizo lmao
i am white, all my friends are white, no one capable of putting in the effort to lift lives in a dump like that. probably an argie or something. burgers dont know it but mex/sa are 50% white.
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>>5096688
The biggest impact of Indians on 4chan is how much they've mindbroken Youreaniggers especially eastern and southern Youreaniggers and the more intelligent spics. Their inferiority complex has been kicked into overdrive and they're constantly scrambling over themselves to dump on other people over bizzare and inconsequential things to prove they're better than the 60IQ shit eating subhumans that are living even more rent free in their heads than Americans do.
This thread is a great example where a guy calls the OP an Indian in a fucking cat thread because of a badly lit video and then walks back to calling him a Mexican after he shows himself to have a pasty white farmer's tan, decent sized arms and shoulders, and blue eyes because...he has 20 amp outlets and a spartanly decorated room. It's not just Indians that ruined the internet, it's ALL ESLs. This place was so much better 15 years ago when it was 90% Americans and Anglos you wouldn't believe. Even the worst of Australians and Brits seething over Americans wasn't near as bad as things are now.
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>>5096696
>spartanly decorated
hombre has stains on his door, a standalone ac from 1992 and a garbage basket tacked to his wall
>furiously insist you’re heccin white, my fellow nazis
>get torn down for falling 500 miles short of dignified living conditions and having a unibrow
>how could this happen to me?
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>>5096008
OP i must congratulate you. You mindbroke that guy so much that he's going to other threads pretending you were catschizo all along. Probably so we make fun of you for being mexican instead of him for being indian. Whatever his motivation is the result is hilarious nonetheless
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>>5096008
Revealing the belly is a sign of trust.
It is an extremely vulnerable part of their body.
You are breaking that trust by touching them there.
That's why they get so pissy.
>Dogs don't do that
That's true, but most dogs aren't autistic on a taxological level.
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>>5099559
>>Gives off "don't touch me" signals
That's your issue, they aren't. The back leg came to secure itself, it wasn't fully pushing yet, just a gentle check.
That cat wasn't really signaling for a belly rub, however, they really curl in when they do so, its unmistakable if you aren't a moron.
>They're all tsundere and autistic
It make sense if you remember they are about as much a prey specie as a predator one. Everything that matches the size of a cat will potentially fuck it up. A dog can seriously injure one by playing with it.
Also, you have to be a bit slower because they see events passing a bit quicker than us, things move faster in their perception.
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