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Only got old stuff for now, hard to tell which has been posted so some of these could be repeats

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>>5100095

>>5100108
today is my birthday, I want jefrey to congratulate me please!

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>>5100129
And how old might you be now, young man?

>>5100103
jef lookin kinda long here

>>5100131
I'm only 480 months old

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>>5100136
Congrats on making it to the big 4-0, I hope you are not a grand wizard

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>>5100133
he a tad long

>>5100095
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>>5100098
>>5100099
DO NOT POINT AT JEF I WILL CALL THE POLICE

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>>5100137
but I am

>>5100139
>may i offer you a nice egg during these trying times?

>>5100102
dumb idiot forgot how to drink water

i point at the peanut

>>5100139
gato con juevos

>>5100096
The eternal standoff...

>>5100165
he'd prefer you didn't

>>5100108
what secret is he telling capy?

>>5100105
>>5100104
jef doing hard time in solitary confinement

>>5100282
Lets hope he doesnt kill himself...

>>5100307
jef is used to the industrial prison catplex. capy is his celly and he's the shotcaller

>>5100314
does jef even have his license?

>>5100327
No, that's one reason why he's in prison.

>>5100314
look at him, basking in the gloriousness of not being in shotgun, but being in the drivers seat lap

I BET YOU CANT DO THAT OP

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>>5100327
No, but he never cared much about rules

>>5100349
He broke out of prison about a year and a half ago

>>5100353
For some reason he always likes being on the driver’s lap. He did it to my wife’s friend in her car as well.

>>5100393
sneak up and tickle his little feet. i bet he HATES it.

>>5100356
Jef was an ugly baby and he's still weird looking.

>>5100414
how bout i come to your house and beat you up

>>5100414
it's true

>>5100314
>those scratch marks on her arm
maybe she should stop pointing at the jef?

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>>5100414

>>5100665
he looks so festive

>>5100665
he looks so gay

>>5100702
you'll be the gay one after i come to your house and have my way with you.

>>5100658
Why is this man so ZESTY

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Here’s a classic

>>5100860
what the frick

>>5100840
"please throw him back in the garbage where you found him"
-big orang

>>5100860
he's gonna get graped :(

>>5100840
to be fair, jefff is a menace

>>5100842
>>5100843
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>>5100846
>>5100847
jef is such a little shit sometimes

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>>5101077
He always is

>>5101315
did you get back from ladyboyland?

>>5100862
how did his eyes start blue but turn yellow?

>>5101366
Nope I’m still here

>>5101491
AFAIK all cats are born with blue eyes that change into their final color as they reach adulthood

>>5100861
he's so cute i wanna eat him

i had a bad day. i need some jef pics

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>>5102049
Really scrounging since I’m not home still, but let me find you a few

cancel jefrey now

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>>5102123
why

>>5102125
he's mean

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>>5102130

does your wife know there's a bunch of people on the internet obsessed with your weird cat

>>5102248
Obsessed is a rather strong characterization, anon. We enjoy jef.

>>5102248
Yeah but not the exact extent. Honestly I don’t even know how many people are around, whether it’s just a few or a lot

>>5102253
I think your wife should be proud that you are bringing joy to peoples lives, even if its in a small way.

You should probably be compensated sexually for your generosity of spirit.

Tell her I said so.

>>5102268
I’ll show her a screenshot of this post

>>5102268
this. jef threads are all i've got. she should give it to you 10x per day. it's only fair.

>>5102253
jef is a crossover success. i've seen him on /pw/ and /x/ as a thread image.

>>5100095
So cute

>>5102137
>shitting with the door open

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>>5102288
tbf I wasn’t shitting, I wake up early in the morning, earlier than my wife, and to prevent him from 1. Screaming outside the bathroom door and waking her up, and 2. Not jumping up on the toilet into my piss stream, I do my morning piss with the door open and sitting down, because he gets extremely excited when I wake up in the morning.

>>5102282
I’ve seen him on the threads people have linked here, and I think I also seen him on /int/ once or twice

>>5102268
>>5102281
She didn’t gove me much reaction other than she thought it was funny, but since I’ve been gone so long I’m sure it’ll be on once I’m home

>>5102292
jef is gonna be so excited when you get home. you gotta film it

>>5102296
I will if I remember to

>>5102298
did you get all the mineral samples in thailand that you needed for your government chemical research job?

>>5102300
I wish I had a job that dope. If anyone is monitoring this thread who can offer me a gig like that, hit me up

>>5102303
government contract work actually kinda sucks. so much bullshit red tape and micromanaging. the pay is nice tho

>>5102298
he probably thinks youre dead. because you know... hes a cat

>>5102333
which is why jef is gonna FLIP when he comes home. it'd be like someone coming back from the dead. he's gonna be like
>...
>MMMMMMMMMMRRRRRAAAAAAUUUUWWWWW

where's the jef

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>>5102930
I’m still away from home and got about another 10 days or so til I’m back, so you guys will have to be a little patient. But Jef is fine, I saw him on video last night.

>>5102936
TEN days? you said you'd be gone like two fuckin weeks! the hell are you doing there? what kinda married man takes a month-long "vacation" to thailand without his wife? both Jef and God know exactly what you're doing there

>>5100860
>>5100862
Man Jef was an UGLY kitten

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>>5103060
Look man, let me put it to you this way: my life fucking rules. It’s why I don’t get mad at trolls. If I want to fuck off to a tropical island for a few weeks? Wife tells me to go have fun. If she wants to take a couple weeks in Japan? I tell her cya in a couple weeks, go have fun. It’s not that we never do these things together, it’s just that it’s 1. Hard for our schedules to sync up, and 2. Who is going to watch Jef?

It’s not like I’m out fucking prostitutes, I’m being a cheap bastard and basically hobomaxxing for less than $1,000 for a month, because fuck winter, and also, because I can.

>>5103144
you're out there bumping uglies with thai dudeladies. we all know how cheap it is. $7USD per romp. jef would be disgusted

>>5103144
I would like to point out that I do not in fact think you are out there fucking ladyboys
with that being said if you dont pay for a blowjob from one, you might be a little gay

>>5103144
stop having sex with ladyboys

>>5100095
OMG JEFREY <3

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>>5103200
I know

>>5103233
so you DID pay for a bj from a ladyboy whore?

Of course he didnt, retard. Can you morons shut the fuck up about ladyboys, holy fuck. Get a fucking grip, its not interesting to obsess over Thai prostitutes of any gender, you dumb fags.

Shit like this is why you shouldnt tell these morons anything, OP.

>>5103246
No idea what you're talking about..

>>5103144
You leave Jef for a month at a time? ):
Who will stop your wife from pointing at him?
She's probably pointing at him right now...
Jef is so scared

>>5103246
I don’t really mind honestly. As I said before I’m unbothered. My life rules. If you guys break my balls or not, I’ll still post some Jef

>>5100103
My cock is rock and I nearly ripped the head off jerkin it to your ankles bro nohomo

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>>5103276

>>5103254
Jef is not being pointed at, I just saw him on video chat

>>5103294
qts

>>5103294
jef side-eyeing big orang for the perfect time to attac

>>5103233
he got too fat

let's all point at fat jef

>>5103330
jef would be very upset

Not sure if Jef actually got fat or if it’s just the camera angle. It’s possible that during Chinese new year my wife’s family was giving him table scraps constantly.

>>5103497
it is the year of the tiger after all. jef has to bulk

>>5103500
I believe it’s horse

>>5103544
SHUT UP NERD

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>>5103549

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A side profile worthy of its own shiny gold coin

>>5103703
Is he enjoying that? I can't tell

>>5103699
jef and the killer..

>>5103705
why is he behaving

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>>5103718
>behaving
maybe only for a split second

>>5103699
uboa?

>>5103700
nice

>>5103699
your wife looks very spooky :(

>>5103702
He's honestly smaller then I thought, good to see his got a healthy weight.
My cato has another visit 2morrow to check the Weight he's getting closer the 5kg goal

>>5103912
i think jef was the runt of his litter. plus, he was abandoned and malnourished. makes sense he's small

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>>5103914
I tend to agree. It’s probably why he was dumped in the first place. I can only speculate because there was nothing medically wrong with him, so why dump him in some bushes outside an animal hospital? Possibly a dickhead breeder who decided Jef wasn’t worth the money to raise up. He did grow up to have a Napoleon complex though

>>5103947
jeffrey being caught with his hands on big orange
>no human, dont worry. its called a love choke

>>5103947
Any comparison with the Emperor is praiseworthy

>>5103947
usually the runts are spunky little fucks

>>5103730
Is it true Jef gets a new stripe on his tail every time he kills a man?

>>5103947
He knows what he does...

Jeff is pretty good

>>5104006
Why don’t you come pet him so we can find out

>>5104050
*point at him

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>>5103947
>>5103952
Napoleon was average height for his time. You fell for British propaganda.

>>5104082
Lets not split hairs. The man was short. Its fine. Nobody would defend the Emperor more than I.
Napoleon himself thought tall men were superior, thats why his Imperial Guard had a height requirement. He what he was and wasnt.

>>5104091
>The man was short.
Short to us. Not to his contemporaries.

>>5104108
>generally requiring soldiers to be at least 5'8" (1.73 m) to 5'10" (1.78 m) tall. These requirements were significantly above the average French male height of the early 19th century (approx. 5'5")

The implication of the critical value being 5'8" means that anything below that is explicitly "not tall". Or said another way, short.

>>5104082
>>5104091
>>5104108
>>5104113
take it to
>>>/his/
you fucking dorks. talk about jef .

>>5104113
I don't care what the army requirements were. Napoleon himself was average.

>>5104156
Do you know how to read? I explained it to you. Look the big words up on google. Moron.

>>5104164
can you program the collar to shock him every time he does a war crime?

>>5104166
Nah, it would probably ruin him so I wouldn’t consider it

>>5104158
I'm talking about Napoleon. You brought up the French army and Imperial Guard. Why? I don't know. It's irrelevant to his height. I'm not sure why you're having a tantrum right now.

For the record, OP here, I literally couldn’t care less about Napoleon or his soldiers’ heights and am not part of that argument

>>5104170
>still doesn't get it
Jesus fucking christ, you retard. I'm not wasting any more of my time brow beating your stupid ass. Figure it out or don't. I don't care.

>>5104202
based napoleon complex haver

>>5104202
To reiterate again, my problem was only with Napoleon and his height. Why you brought up other things for no reason, I'll never know; I can't relate to low IQ individuals. Anyway this conversation is over. Don't bother replying again because I'm not reading it. I know you will anyway though. I can already hear you typing through your tears.

>>5104200
HOW IS CAPY FLOATING

>>5104217
born from an egg on a mountain top
the punkiest capy that ever popped

>>5104217
Some spoopy shit going on while I’ve been gone

>>5104242
You should play a funny prank on your wife and convince her that the place is haunted. Gaslight her for like 6 months, then be like-GOTCHA! you got PRANKED!

>>5104245
There’s exactly a 0% chance I coukd accomplish that

>>5104321
put him on a diet

>>5104323
floating capy makes me uneasy

>>5104321
Why do you have so many fckin oranges

>>5104316
get down from there jef you fool

>>5104397
>sixteen
>"sO mAnY oRaNgEs!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!"
That's a perfectly reasonable number of oranges. You'd probably have a coronary if you saw all the produce I've got stocked right now, including oranges.

>>5104415
Sixteen oranges is an inordinate amount. Five or six is sufficient

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>>5104415
People just gift that shit during CNY. It’s like receiving candy during easter or something

Jeffrey Epstein the cat

>>5104447
my old friend jef, the financier?

>>5104445
jef nodding off from all the oranges

>>5104487
Nerve gas in the oranges

>>5104397
the chinese worship fruit
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35461265

>>5104415
YO THIS NIGGA EATIN ORANGES

>>5104498
Those are oranges not mangos

>>5104503
i've got some mangos for you
>points to penis and balls

>>5104503
Those are fruits not objects of worship
Why do you think i wrote fruit and not oranges

What, do you think youre smart or something? You are a drooling fucking retard. An utterly stupid, degenerate, inbred moron. You are so fucking stupid you should have forgotten to breathe at some point. You are such a dumb piece of fucking retarded shit. Fucking illiterate fucking moron. Go kill yourself, the average IQ in the world will go up by 50 points. Fucking dipshit.

>>5104506
damn OP settle down

>>5104507
Im not OP

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>>5104506
Who hurt you?

>>5104514
he envies your reserves of citrus

>>5104413
do not hinder jef's faustian spirit

please refrain from posting jeff's privates

>>5100095
JEFREY <3333

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Some old slop from when I was trying to generate a Crockett and Tubbs situation

>>5104680
Tell your wife to charge her damn phone. It's freaking me out.

>>5104701
Rude

my nam jef

>>5104415
lmao

>here youre an exotic fruit, like an orange. which is rare there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rIfJXDgps

>>5104906
lmao it's true

>>5104418
It absolutely is not. When I posted >>5104415 the other day, we had that many. We're down to ten and that's after nobody had any yesterday.
We'll probably be down to five by sundown tonight

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Took this one today before I left this particular place. I’m heading home day after tomorrow.

>>5104930
>>5104931
Why is he so viscous?

>>5104983
He hates being pointed at

>>5104988
That doesn't explain his viscosity
he's practically a non-newtonian fluid

>>5105017
shut up you know what I meant

>>5105019
Pointing is rude and jef values courtesy

>>5104930
>>5104931
hope he fukken bites u

>>5100356
gremling

>>5105179
Is he about to say a bad word?

>>5105199
He was threatening to say the N word unless I gave him his Capy back

>>5105203
blackmail him

>>5105203
jef looks like he says the n word a lot

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I’m back home

>>5105542
What a first pic back, welcome home OP

>>5100095
Why are you a woman?

>>5105542
was jef like AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH when you got back?

>>5105584
Not really, he was happy to see me but didn’t freak out or anything.

>>5105660
Thats expected, cats dont do that kind of thing.
Give him a treato for us.

>>5105660
did you and the wife do the old....heheheheheh.... sex?

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>>5105670
I can neither confirm or deny

>>5105674
having sex with girls is so gross. YUCK. i wouldn't wanna do that.

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>>5105681
I don’t blame you, girls are gross

Can a doctor explain why his ears are weird?