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BLONDE

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>>5102201
obligatory

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I don't get it
Why would you get round when you then don't fit through doors anymore? It doesn't make sense

>>5102232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyOuM-xVvOI

spherical horses > cuboid horses

Why won't my sister let me ride her horse? Are horse girls just like that?

>>5102242
Become better friends with the horse than your sister.

>>5102242
She's probably afraid of what people will say when her retarded brother falls off and gets hurt

year of the horse starting strong, what are we buying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eK8dvmmU1A

>>5102201
untrustworthy beasts

>>5102389
You're a small guy.

>>5102203
APPLEJACK

Steam Horse Fest has started

>>5102470
MareQuest looks cute...

>>5102470
Rival stars horse racing looks good. I feel like uma musume pretty derby is a psyop to promote gambling. All the gatcha games are astroturfed to promote gambling.

>>5102472
Fun activity for umamusume fans: look up your state's horse racing board to check the number of cute horsegirls that have been put down recently
https://www.chrb.ca.gov/racing_fatalities_Cat1.aspx

>>5102473
thanks for the buzzkill, petafag

>>5102470
Still waiting for Mareholic: The Game

I didnt think about reap horse race gambling in relation to uma musume. It's 100% trying to get zoomers into horse gambling.
>>5102475
Don't support gambling?

>>5102492
>Don't support gambling?
make me

>>5102470
>western riding simulator
>english riding simulator
>picking up manure simulator
>riding in a big circle simulator
Why do horse game devs hate fun? Do they not realise that simulator games are a snoozefest?

>>5102524
the pony games are RIGHT THERE bro

>>5102524
Lots of people like sim games, anon. I enjoy them from time to time, they're relaxing.

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>>5102470
can they get this fucking ZIGGER out of my HORSE FEST

>>5102531
kek, simmer down, Applejack

Even people that like horse racing obviously point out the horrible ethics that companies that promote it partake in and do what they can to try and push for better conditions and proper treatment for the horses before, during and after their racing careers. There's entire businesses that are designed around trying to make sure those horses don't just get discarded and slaughtered and are also taking advantage of the growing popularity caused by umamusume worldwide to encourage more people to put pressure on those industries to push for better treatment. It's good more people are getting eyes on it, especially through a medium that encourages parasocial relationships to the horse itself, since it leads to more people caring about their treatment rather than just the money it brings in.

>>5102552
Do you think horses enjoy cocaine?

>>5102552
That's all good, but but bursting into a discussion of steam games to yell "look at this list of dead horses!!!1!" feels like peta shock-tactic nonsense to me

Italy is planning to ban the sale of horse meat, classifying horses and other equine animals as pets, and also requiring breeders to chip and nationally register their horses so they can be held accountable for them soon.

Vaguely hons related game is free on steam.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3908900/FoE_Remains/

>>5102552
OK but Uma musume only exists to promote gambling to zoomers. Horses are the vehicle for the gambling. It's no accident that gambling: the video game, is the new hot new game in EVERY gaming category.

>>5102555
How is it a shock tactic? Peta does kill most animals they take in while calling shearing sheep "abuse."

>>5102557
This is 100% based around limiting food production and the depopulatuon agenda. If people don't eat horses then why ban and track them so strictly?

>>5102557
based, if mexico would do the same, export from the USA for slaughter would tank.

>>5102559
How is it not?

>>5102560
>ban and track them so strictly?
the point in tracking them is to hold the breeders and owners who carelessly discard them and sell them to slaughter accountable for animal abuse. the proposed law would make the slaughter of horses illegal due to their classification as pets/companions.

>>5102567
I don't think the chipping and banning of slaughter necessarily protects horses in the union of
>we are trying to digitally enslave you and control your food supply, but we REALLY REALLY REALLY care about horses :3
Abuse is already illegal and this is simply government over reach.

Do you think requiring IDs to use discord makes it safer for kids? When governments willingly allowed the com to operate there? (The com was a blackmail sadism group ran by feds that produced CP and blackmailed teens into suicide.)

>we are importing tens of millions of low IQ Muslim rapists and throw you in jail if you talk about it
>BUT WE SUPER DUPER CARE ABOUT THE HORSIES!
C'mon man.

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Horses?

>>5102491
This would be so based

Fuck off back to /pol/, retards.

>>5102553
only mixed with ket

>>5102560
Horses haven't been a major source of food for humans for several thousand years.

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It's nice that some racehorses get nice stories at least. Wind in Her Hair turned 35 today and people brought her lots of presents to the farm she spends her retirement at. It's amazing a horse can live that long and still have lots of energy

>>5102670
It's nice to see the old gal survey her objects. It's a good thing when people are kind to horses.

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>>5102473
>35 in 2025
>58 in 2024
>that also the most in recent years
>in a place as big as California
I wouldn't mind looking at mortality statistics for horses that don't do racing.

>>5102695
afaik a lot less, at least in the "big" sports. I think it's like high single/low double digit numbers a year for eventing and jumping, and rare freak accidents in horse dance

>>5102570
Does being negative all the time and only focusing on bad stuff ever get tiring for you or are you just a miserable person in general?

>>5102719
I'm simply pointing out the people trying to enslave their citizens, are hiding command and control of your daily life behind "think of the children!" and "think of the horses!"

I think horses are great, it's why I post here. The law is about controlling citizens, not protecting horses.

>>5102764
Its also pointless. Microchips are easily destroyed by uneducated who have no intent of keeping the animal alive. It takes a vet to remove one safely.

These are for enforcing taxes and other nonsense. Oi m8, lets make shoire u hab a loicense fer dat oarse! For the wicked, there’s saying ran off/lost/stolen (or stealing the horses themselves) and destroying the chips.

>>5102201
How much of a horse do you think you could eat in one go if you were really hungry? Im a pretty big guy and I thino I could do some work on the average horses hind leg if I skip lunch

>>5102201
Is this the right general to discuss chariot/harness racing, and jousting? How does one follow these kinds of events, I need a new hobby.

>>5102773
I hear it's very tough and lean. Probably best cooked like pork shoulder. Slow cooked until it falls apart. I know eating horse is unpopular, but I see it as respect. Same as cows who act like dogs.
>>5102774
Seems like it to me.

>>5102773
The biggest steak I’ve ever housed in one sitting was 128 oz, and that was a struggle. I think that horse is unlikely to be significantly easier to eat, so 8 lbs is my guess.

I wouldn't eat a horse, what if another horse finds out and eats me out of revenge?

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>>5102836

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Why does media decide to make the horses sexy so often? Just watching something then it'll casually try and pass it off like I don't know what they're doing.

>>5102848
not trying to entertain your weird thoughts, but i imagine since horses and interest in horses are typically female-coded in media, they apply more feminine traits to them in things like cartoons.

>/v/ thread on steam horse game sale
>immediately gets a million times worse than here.
>>>/v/733413095

>>5102851
They put them in costumes and make them dance at circuses. There's no coding for that.

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Cool horse banner background, steam.

>>5102857
My friend was complaining that they get nothing but horse content if they interact with me but I think reality just has a lot of horses in it.

>>5102857
FUCKING ZIGGERRRRRRRRR
the donk can stay tho

>>5102906
There's something about that horse's gaze that is very captivating.
I'd read those comics just for those horse eyes but I'm not aware of any after that by that artist.

>>5102934
The artist understands

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Out of all the equines killed off by man, the saddest loss has to be Harringtonhippus. You had a whole separate genus of horse living in North America that was completely killed off and very distinct from anything alive today.

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>>5102906
Why would a stallion do that? At most they sniff and smile. That's unrealistic.
>>5102949
Probably not a lot. Tapris are related to horses.

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why are they like this?

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>>5102951
Have you interacted with women?

>>5102951
he's OBVIOUSLY trying to revive the horse

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>>5102951
The tables have (over) turned

>>5102955
what show is this from?

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>>5102949
I gave a symposium on proto-horses and their personalities and I've never heard of this creature. It's strange how things can pass you by.

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>>5102950
If you could look at a tapir with all of the skin removed you'd be shocked. The fact they stand underwater makes them incredibly powerful.

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>>5102955
I like how the horse is also acting. They make dolphins look like absolute idiots.

>>5102949
But did they have feathers?

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>Hippocampus
If it wasn't for sea horses we'd have no memories. Take a minute to throw a carrot into the sea to thank them that you remember that time you had to stay at your grandmother's house because you were sick.

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>>5102959
People definitely want to pretend animals are dumber than they are to justify mistreatment. Cows act like dogs, but nobody cares about feed lots.

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>>5102962
They say creatures are flesh automatons and humans are super special for developing emotions as behavioural reinforcement and then turn around and call creationists silly. I have to shoot certain animals for part of my job but people are shocked when I stop them being bad to animals.

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I wear my horse glasses at night so I can, so I can

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Got sent to the career's councilor for weekly meetings because I shook a tiny twink co-worker by the lapels and had a 50 minute horse conversation. I am getting fired.

>>5102962
>are u a chiclet

would your life improve somewhat if feral horses wandered through your neighborhood on a regular basis?

>>5103021
Yes.

>>5102962
I know a horse that enjoys looking at a cat but doesn't want to be able to touch the cat. What would the human equivalent be?

>>5103021
No. I'd have them all in my really small house and die in the first week.

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>>5102956
I forgot the name but it's from a couple years ago and some professional horse specialist who travels around with his horse doing silly horse stunts with his horse

Might as well post them all

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>>5103029
And forgot the content

>>5103038
she's probably constantly calling him fatty in horse

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>THE FRONT DOOR
>THE BACK DOOR
>THE CELLAR DOOR
>THE ELECTRIC KETTLE
>THE STOVE
>THE OVEN
>THE ELECTRIC FAN

>>5103026
A human that enjoys looking at a cat but doesn't want to be able to touch the cat

>>5103057
but with hooves

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>>5103002
>I am getting fired.
On the bright side now you have more time to think about horses

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>>5103074
how do you know that his current job was to think about horses?

>>5102956
>>5103028
NTA, but I found it using image search
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnchLbVXw

>>5103102
Thanks!
>actually a whole decade has passed
What the absolute fuck.

>>5102955
do horses actually like doing these kinds of shows. i sometimes worry about show horses and wonder if they genuinely have fun doing little performances like this, or even things like show jumping and wonder if they actually like the attention and doing these little performances or if the trainers have just kind of forced them to go along with it. animals are generally smarter than some people give them credit for, and horses at times have shown to love when people shower them in attention.

>>5103138
It depends on so many things. How the dude is training the horse, how he is treating it, how he is pushing its limits (or not), how the horse's character is etc etc and more.
There are horses that are way above average IQ that NEED to have brainy things to do or will hurt themselves. This horse seems to be one of those and if the dude knows how to treat and train it well (which is kinda apparent here) then it's cool.

>>5103031
GIWTWM

>>5103102
How did they convince the horse to stay alive? He must have been lying down for three minutes.

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>>5103224
the dark side of the horse is a pathway to many neighbilities...some considered to be...unnatural...

>>5103102
They really must be the best of friends.

>>5103138
I think the horses understand it's for entertainment, and enjoy it to some degree. If a horse doesn't want to do something they probably won't. The diving horses were called abuse, but the owner claimed they never forced them to dive if they didn't want to.
I wonder how they get such great communication to train. How does he do the stunt where he pulls its front hoof, and its back hoof moves the hat away? You can't whip a horse into doing tricks like that.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Otaq2tmNMM&pp=ygUPc3BhY2Ugc3RhbGxpb25z
Thinking about it again.

>>5103250
>tfw your friend horse will die before you
they are a blessing and a curse

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>>5103224
Sometimes horses just decide that dying is not an option

>>5103038
>I'm ovulating
>now way fag

>>5103002
i'm thinking about this horse in particular

>>5103038
sigma horse

>>5103520
Mare are not for stair, I see

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>>5103520
NOOOOO BRING HER BACK

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idk

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How are horses this accurate with thrown objects?

>>5102848
MODS MODS MODS HE POSTED CARTOON HORSES MOOOOOOOODS

>>5103886
He looks terrified. What's happening?

>>5104000
>What's happening?
Just some horsing around

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>>5104000
just some bronco bucking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXNZlv3yjbw

>>5102773
If I'm nearing starvation I would vomit out everything I eat after a while so eventually I could eat a horse

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Focus on the horse.

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>You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby.

>>5103026
Severe autism.

tfw not a horse
FVCK my NIGGER life

>>5104218
enemies or lovers?

>>5104377
Do not let anything stop your from become horse.

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>>5104218
>>5104378
>Tags: Enemies to lovers, size difference, bondage

>>5104378
can't be lovers because love only exists between a man and a mare

>>5104218
I know this post is for YJK fags but it's worth mentioning that all male horses (both stallions AND geldings alike) often let it hang as a sign of relaxation and not arousal. The phallus may also flex for the same reasons your muscles twitch when you lay down to relax after being really tense. That being said, the photo seems to be taken from a horse fair of some sort so yeah he problably got whiff of a mare and went hnnnng.

>>5104218
Not gonna meme here, the horse obviously is being taken care of INCREDIBLY well. You can tell by how pristine and clean everything is

>>5104403
>this is the closest japanese manga artists got to drawing a horse character that isn't an animu gril with animal ears

>>5104403
What did Muira mean by this?

>>5104475
Do NOT smell the mares.

If you've ever worked with horses, you can't tell me you've never huffed a mare.

>>5104598
>it's fine to do a little heroin
Dangerous slope. Horse is the REAL horse.

>>5104485
>he doesn't know about Mareholic
poor guy

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The punishment fits the crime

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CTHULU FHTAGN

>>5104654
that's too much, even for a nonce
>>5104598
elaborate

>>5104714
nah he should be publicly hanged

>>5104598
kind of hard to avoid, they brap all over the barn

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Horse thread up on /v/
>>>/v/733841923

>>5104784
more like zoophile thread

>>5104784
in a perfect world, zoophiles get the bullet

>>5104810
No! My wife is a good person!

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>>5104654
what are his crimes against equine kind? Were there horses on Epstein's island?

>>5104826
Afaik it's been disputed but supposedly Ghislaine Maxwell owned a horse named Bubba, which means the "video of Trump blowing Bubba" could refer to either that horse OR Bill Clinton (whose nickname is also Bubba). Personally I hope it's the latter because animal abuse makes me sad. :(

>>5104850
hoax, the kike could barely type, was probably on meth, and as a democrat didn’t like trump, who knows what the satanic heeb meant, also a good chance he was aborting babies on site and eating them as judaism encourages

>>5104826
They'd line up expensive horses and emotionally abuse them for hourse. It's how these freaks get their kicks.

>>5104855
holy cope

Sometimes I draw pictures of horses and then roll them up in sausage meat

>>5104865
maxwell owning a horse named bubba is the hoax

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Guys. They're trying to figure out the secret language.

>>5104875
Humans can do that too though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_5yt5IX38I

actually it would make a lot of sense if that's where mongolians copied it from

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>>5104889
I get told I make horse noises a lot. On all levels but physical I am a Mongolian.

>>5104941
why are miniature horses so big

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>>5104944
She has another even smaller horse inside her.

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>>5104949
Was it a buy one, get one free sale? Or is she smuggling horses across the border?

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>>5104951
My attorney has advised me not to answer.

>>5104949
is there another even smaller horse inside the smaller horse? how deep does the horsehole go??

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>>5104960
Be mareful asking about horsehole depth.

>>5104964
never ask for whom the mare foals

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>>5104974
You never know until they foal for thee

>>5104977
holy smokes will she ever regain her beach body after this

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>walk in the fields at night
>see this

what do?

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>>5105164

>>5105164
check if ded

>>5105164
zamn check out those TEATS

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>>5105164
Take cover, she's about to explode

>>5105164
>Help her up and lead her disorientated body to my stables
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep in the barn
>Deal with her furious neighing and kicks when she wakes up
>Ask her if she's ok
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if I can ride her home
>Tell her to take mare

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>>5105184
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It's the entire year of the horse?

>>5105193
yes
can't handle this much hors?

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>>5105200

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You guys are far more experts on this sort of shit than I am. Is this horse just being goofy or is this an actual sign of stress as this twitter user claims?
https://x.com/abacus_pangya/status/2027684052573295060

>>5105202
Doesn't feel like that long ago. Funny how time slips away.

>>5105204
Tell her she has two horses literally MURDERING another as her profile pic which isn't funny either

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>>5105200
Foals are so silly looking. I wonder if they know what they'll turn into.

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>>5105215
i like seeing the mom be loving and proud of their babies. always happy to watch them skip around and even do the horse version of hugging them

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>>5105219
Needs gta
>WASTED
screen

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Isn't this dangerous?
>couple years later
>horse DEMANDS the same
>she says no
>[BODYSLAM]

>>5105235
The solution is simple. She has to hold the horse like this once a day for the remainder of the horse's life. She'll get strong in line with the foal.

>>5105219
teat jiggle

>>5105235
horses can still rest on humans in ways that don't hurt them. this baby will probably view resting their head on the person's lap and dozing off the same way as they'd view this

>>5105204
Not enough info to say one way or the other based on a 14 second gif.

If it's a chronic behavior, yes. If it's something goofy the horse does when the owner comes around, he probably heard somebody laugh when he did it, and wants them to laugh again. Many horses like the sound of laughter and will repeat things that made someone laugh.

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>>5105164
I begin the standard horse greeting procedure.

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sometimes a horse will get in my face and reverse snoofa me. when they do I usually try to return the favor, but is this the right thing to do or am I enabling bad habits?

>>5105377
Activate your vomeronasal organ and trade information

>>5105379
Didn't know we still had a VNO, although it doesn't work. Neat.

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>>5105164
Ummmm, what the hay?!?

>>5105185
kek underrated