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What the actual hell is wrong with this dog? I was told it was a female. Those balls are bigger than mine.
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>>5102651
She/he/it lifts the leg to piss like a man and is very bossy and demanding, howling, bitching, crying, wandering the halls non stop. Eating napkins, toilet paper and toys. Tried to rip open the bed, pissed and shit on another bed. I didnt charge enough. Its name is "Big Mama". Wasn't told the age or breed. Supposed to be a female.
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>>5102652
Damn that dog needs to lose weight. I have a pig named big mama haha.

I dog sat for two weeks and then they just asked me to keep dog while they went to live out of state. Turned out pretty okay even if I didn't really want a second dog yet.
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>>5102651
>even dogs are transitioning now
Grim.
I had a chicken named Big Mama once.
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>>5102651
It’s just a really fat chihuahua.
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>>5102652
if you cant figure out if a mammal has a penis/testicles, idk what to tell you other than you might be retarded, or a virgin
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>>5102708
But anon, you can't assume an animal's gender from it's genitals.
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>>5102651
Those aren't her balls. She's just got fat titties. Also small yippy yappy dogs like that are so annoying, no dogs below the size of a corgi should exist.
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>>5102684
Is this a common name? And im glad you kept the dog.

>>5102701
Idt chihuahuas get this big or tall. Ive heard that they biggest are only 8 pounds. This mf is like 26.

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>>5102768
Not really wanting to dig deep in the fat of a mentally disturbed dogs mystery body part maybe balls maybe tits to see if theres any dick in there...
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>>5102651
>>5102652
That's obviously a FAT female.
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>>5102651
If it was balls they'd be like 1 inch away from the butthole, not on the lower abdomen like that.
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>>5102868
Its not that i dont believe you but im confused why it pisses like a male and tries to piss high too? And while i was told female the retard owners couldnt even say age or breed.
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>>5102869
I had a female husky that did the same thing, you'd think she was a male if it wasn't obvious when she sat down and didn't have a sheath.
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Its OP. A few hours ago she lifted her leg and pissed on my orange cat who was previously meanly staring at her and repeatedly swatting her tail and massive ass. He's not happy.
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>>5102977
Kek. Based.
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>>5102977
LOL. LMAO, even. ROFL too, perhaps.
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>>5102652
She's hopped up on extra chihuahua energy, she needs to go on a walk, not to pee but to get all her energy out.
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>Share your pet sitting or sitter stories.
Once while I was off work for a few weeks I got saddled with dog sitting for a relative for a week. She had a dog with severe separation anxiety and was also afraid of men so she (the dog) would constantly bark any time she was alone but also refused to let me comfort her in any way and just kept her distance from me. I don't think I got a full night of sleep the entire time I was there from that dog randomly barking in the middle of the night. Literally anyone else would have been better off taking care of that dog but I guess I was the only one that was available.

Ever since that I stopped telling people when I'm on vacation.

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