>>5103063
Just what I needed

>>5103069
Wtf is that real?

>>5103106
mmmmmm dirt

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3.9 MB MP4

>>5103111
Yup. Most of these MP4s are older than AI videos.
Sorry this video is so tiny/low-res. : /

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>>5103128
aww, hoo's my lil buddy?

>>5103128
thats a really big moth

>>5103130
For who

>>5103123
They're WEBMs, genius.

>>5103106
those fish better be careful or else they'll be caught up in his floor snoofling

Animals always behave better than niggers and pajeets

>>5103128
Oh man. I want to cuddle with an owl too.

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>>5103063

>>5103106
A bottom feeder

>>5103203
What
The
Fuck

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>>5103196
smug ass fish

>>5103070
This isn't /sp/

>>5103106
I wonder how much sand they end up ingesting with the seaweed.

>>5103123
But how can it be real? I thought krakens didn't exist???

>>5103225
What can an eleph-ACK

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>>5103106

>>5103226
AI slop

>>5103225
>what are you going to do, ki-

>>5103225
>honey badger don't give a f-ACK

Does anyone have the webm of the huge orca fin emerging in front of a guy in a kayak?

>>5103225
the honey badger's game knows no limits. sooner or later, that elephant will join its harem.

>>5103069
Kraken attack

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>>5103070
>fat rolling
dude needs havel's ring

>>5103226
>tick tock
kys

>>5103234
>brain is now scrambled eggs

>>5103116
What the fuck is that mouth and eye placement

>>5103116
more like baked whale

>>5103637
ackshyually that's an echolocation organ called the melon; the brain, like other mammals, is kept safe inside the skull
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melon_(cetacean)
tl;dr is that it's just a big lump of fatty tissue on cetaceans' heads, used like a sound lens to focus/modulate vocalizations
if I'm correct in identifying the one in that webm as a beluga, then apparently it has a malleable melon that it can adjust the shape of at will

>>5103732
They have so many nerve endings there, it must feel heavenly.

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>>5103234
Belugas always seem so calm and curious, I have a hard time picturing them barreling through the cold dark ocean slurping up mackerels like the actual predators they are.

>>5103203
fRAT house

>>5103063
The fact that we still have a use for chainmail is so cool

>>5103732
so your telling me there brian is a melon

>>5103726
>>5103640
The males also have tusks that protrude from their lower jaws.

>>5103901
Just like my penis!
(it protrudes from your mom's lower jaws)

>>5103063
The way its eye twitches is so satisfying. I need to pet a shark.

>>5103732
impressive how the first sentence basically tells us everything we need to know in a shorter way (and is more valuable I'd say) than your tldr

>>5103069
Why did he do it

>>5104118
how nice of him to cut off a piece for his tortle friends.

>>5103853
what do you mean, it still better than stab resistant vests, its just that no one wants to sit around twisting rings or has a slave to do that for them

>>5104209
Nta but I think he was meaning that it's cool that thousands of years after it's invention it's still being used and has not been topped as the best at what it does.

>>5104118
lmfao that is the most disrespectful way i've seen a fish go out.

>>5104118
YUM

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>>5103818

>>5104209
Machines make most of them now.

>>5104216
this. chainmail is cool

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>>5104226

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>>5104279

>>5104221
More disrespectful than being fucked by a dolphin?

>>5104299
>FUCK OFF SHITBULL REEE

>>5103321
Geese are fucking crazy

>>5104338
Ok maybe not as bad as dolphin rape but this is close....

>>5103063
Paladin_petting_mount.webm

>>5103203
Would this really be that bad if the last fuck just kept the place clean, or would it be impossible to keep the rest from pissing and shitting everywhere?

>>5104390
where are they going

>>5104464
liquor store

>>5104464
Splatsville

>>5104279
>SO LONG GAY BIRDO

>>5104464
McDonald’s, want anything?

>>5103853
Chefs sometimes use chainmail (or metal mesh I suppose) gloves as well.
Anything where you want dexterity, and also be impervious to glancing points and edges.

>>5104279
Unspeakable things happened behind there.

>>5104226
>>5104299
Why are they soijaking?

>>5104390
>hmm, a common case of symbiosis
>RESEARCHERS BAFFLED
>COULDNT BELIEVE THEIR EYES

>>5104279
>>>/wsg/6100062

>>5103203
>Dude, buy real estate and rent it out! It's free money!

>>5104628
Quarter pounder with cheese plain cheese, coke and medium fries

Does anyone else want anything? just got paid

>>5104692
>symbiosis
how does the shark benefit?

>>5104859
it gets a cool hat

>>5104041
kek articulation-merchant anon

>>5104888
obligatory KURWA BOBER

>>5104888
>the charges, officer?

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>>5103203
I live across the street from an old mentally-ill widow that lives like this. It's not great and social services won't do anything about her.

>>5104888
Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do?

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psst... hey kid wanna see a dead body?

>>5104888
Just pick it up and move it, god damn.

>>5105778
Its pretty gruesome to think about how decay in the wild starts before you actually die. Poor thing.

>>5105802
They looked for him the next day and only found a jaw bone and fur.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFwd36v21hc

>>5104461
Remove food sources and nesting locations and the rats will vacate eventually.
Make take a few weeks or a few months.
Adding traps will apply additional motivation.
Afterwards, considerable effort would be required to cleanse and repair the building.

But this bloke would never put down the effort to do such a thing.
Far too lazy.
So lazy in fact, that he would rather move than try to reclaim his home.