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Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:00:28 No.5103373

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:00:28 No.5103373 [Reply]▶

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Posted my question in the dog thread but It's urgent when it comes to my Frenchie
My dog is a fucker, cute, and doesn't have any issues following directions or have accidents in the house, but he started doing something that pisses me off and I can't stop it.
>waits for me to take a shit, follows me into the bathroom.
>when i start shitting and cant deal with him, he climbs in the boxers around my ankles and gives me a dumb look
>fucker starts pissing all over my clean boxers
>cant get up until i wipe
He's done this 3 times already, and looks smug everytime. What the hell is he doing?

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Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:05:55 No.5103376

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:05:55 No.5103376▶

Just close the bathroom door nigga

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:07:42 No.5103377

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:07:42 No.5103377▶

>>5103376
Bro, he comes in when I'm not looking usually. I live alone too, so I forget sometimes.

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:08:42 No.5103378

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:08:42 No.5103378▶

>>5103376
But my question is more of looking for why the fuck he's doing that and if it indicates behavioral problems/

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:10:08 No.5103379

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:10:08 No.5103379▶

>>5103376
He's never even gone in the house before these specific instances.

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:16:39 No.5103381

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:16:39 No.5103381▶

>>5103373
Bumping for advice.

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:16:59 No.5103382

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:16:59 No.5103382▶

He realized that it's okay to release waste in the bathroom, because that's what you do.
I had a dog that pooped in the tub twice probably for the eame reason.

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:19:37 No.5103383

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:19:37 No.5103383▶

>>5103377
>>5103378
>>5103379
>doctor, when I eat cream cheese I get nosebleeds, what should I do?
>don't eat cream cheese
It's a french bulldog.

Enviromental causes aside it could just be down to him having a few neurons miswired by the nature of his breed. They're naturally inbred, they are going to do somethings which are kinda stupid. Just close the door or take him out when he gets inside. This is a problem with an easy solution.

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:19:43 No.5103384

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:19:43 No.5103384▶

>>5103382
I ain't exactly training him to piss in my clothes though. Why does he think that is okay?

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:20:44 No.5103385

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:20:44 No.5103385▶

>>5103383
I really can't. My other pet, a ginger cat, freaks out if I close the door.

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:23:38 No.5103386

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:23:38 No.5103386▶

>>5103383
Also, I want to train him to be able to come into the bathroom without pissing directly into my boxers. Shit's nasty af.

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:41:16 No.5103400

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:41:16 No.5103400▶

>>5103381
Anyone?

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:43:30 No.5103401

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:43:30 No.5103401▶

How about this:

>Take your cat with you
>Keep your dog out

Simple.

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:44:36 No.5103403

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:44:36 No.5103403▶

>>5103401
Again, no help with root cause.

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:45:32 No.5103404

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:45:32 No.5103404▶

>>5103403
The root cause is preventable in keeping the dog out of the bathroom.

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:51:00 No.5103407

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:51:00 No.5103407▶

>>5103404
I did try it once actually, but he went to my room and sprayed a pair that was laying on my bedroom floor.

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:54:49 No.5103410

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:54:49 No.5103410▶

>>5103384
Well I'm assuming your boxers smell like poop.

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)18:58:55 No.5103411

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)18:58:55 No.5103411▶

>>5103401
But what will I do with my bag of grain?

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)19:03:02 No.5103413

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)19:03:02 No.5103413▶

>>5103410
They smell like heaven.

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)19:18:22 No.5103419

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)19:18:22 No.5103419▶

>>5103373
Bump.

Anonymous
02/22/26(Sun)19:43:29 No.5103428

Anonymous 02/22/26(Sun)19:43:29 No.5103428▶

>>5103373
Any advice besides just "shut the door"

Anonymous
02/23/26(Mon)00:20:31 No.5103534

Anonymous 02/23/26(Mon)00:20:31 No.5103534▶

>>5103373
Bump.

Anonymous
02/23/26(Mon)02:17:51 No.5103579

Anonymous 02/23/26(Mon)02:17:51 No.5103579▶

>>5103373
He's going to keep doing this. fuck.

Anonymous
02/23/26(Mon)13:50:34 No.5103736

Anonymous 02/23/26(Mon)13:50:34 No.5103736▶

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>>5103411
Good one

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)12:45:29 No.5104310

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)12:45:29 No.5104310▶

Bump

Anonymous
02/25/26(Wed)15:32:58 No.5104349

Anonymous 02/25/26(Wed)15:32:58 No.5104349▶

You need to cognitively train yourself to close the bathroom door

Anonymous
02/28/26(Sat)03:09:23 No.5105111

Anonymous 02/28/26(Sat)03:09:23 No.5105111▶

>>5103373
super unrelated IS this your dog? looks absolutely fantastic compared to the average frenchie now a days!

Anonymous
02/28/26(Sat)12:46:12 No.5105209

Anonymous 02/28/26(Sat)12:46:12 No.5105209▶

>>5104349
fpbp

Anonymous
02/28/26(Sat)14:06:53 No.5105224

Anonymous 02/28/26(Sat)14:06:53 No.5105224▶

>>5105209
>25th (twenty fifth) post in the thread
>fpbp

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