>>5105605
They smell bad (as in, worse than cats usually do) and their asshole sunction cups onto flat surfaces

Just trap an outdoor cat and drug it until it likes staying in your house and will kill politicians on command ala mkat-ultra

>>5105605
You have to bathe them very often, like once a week.

>>5105614
>their asshole sunction cups onto flat surfaces
Lol wut

>>5105643
That doesn't seem too unreasonable

>>5105605
>>5105643
Someone I know has two, they get quite greasy, also they look alien, but still behave as cats.

>>5105643
So how often do you bathe if you think thats "very often"

>>5105658
That's very often for a pet, retard

>>5105658
I dont bathe mine unless they stink and they never do, or if its just needed. If you want a primo cat all youre really looking for is one that isnt gonna shit on the floor, shed a lot, and has a good tempermant. Go to a shelter and look for one in a cage that has shit in the box, is chill, will let you hold it, and doesnt shed a lot when you run your hand on them a few times and its easy to tell which one will just fit for you. A sphinx is like saying you want the 8/10 difficulty cat, but the average any other chill cat is 1/10. If you just reallllllly like them then get one but if youre trying to make it work then you just need one that fits. Also 6mo-10mo old so you can play w them and watch em grow lazy