I like to piss in my jeans

>>946525962
Used to run this pretty big Dutch Porn Tumblr back in the day. Funny what people submitted while thinking it was anonymous

I'm the one who used to post Gypsy

>>946526545
sounds hot for a minute

I lost my virginity getting raped by an older girl in high school

My best friend and I sucked and stroked each other just about everytime we were alone long enough for years growing up. Even both of us having gfs in hs didn't slow us down much. We used anything we could find as inspiration, magazines, porn, girls we knew. Went on for many years.

>>946526561
weirdest?

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My mom and her bf fuck a LOT, and they’ll do it with me on the room if they think I’m asleep or not paying attention. I’ve pretended to not notice enough times that he fucks her really hard, surprisingly close to me. Pic related, my mom

>>946527039
This LARP again

fucked and creampied my wife last night

>>946526561
>>946527020
a girl admitting to fooling around with her cousin when they were younger

taken to secretly pissing on my wife when she and i shower and she faces away. just her feet and lower legs, she doesn't notice since it's already hot shower

>>946527347
classic. got to get further next

>>946527239
What made it so weird?

>>946527372
how much further do you think?

>>946526930
Same with me and my buddy, though we didn't start sucking each other until the summer after we graduated. I wish we'd done it when we started at 14.

>>946527481
How'd you finally get started?

>>946527039
Does her boyfriend have a big dick?

>>946527449
at least mid back. then you whoops when she turns around and get her tits. face you have to go for

>>946527238
Reported to the FBI. Make your time, degen.

>>946527481
Nice. Yeah, we started early. Probably around 10-11 taking turms licking and trying to suck each other. I know around 11-12 we found porn mags in a concrete box thing at a big construction lot on the edge of town, and spent like a week riding out there and making each other cum to those before they disappeared. I think that was the first time we actually swallowed each others cum.

>>946527481
>>946526930
sounds gay

>>946527507
nice, keep thinking about it. will try that. love piss play lately.

>>946527239
>>946527409
I knew both irl

>>946527655
pissing on or getting peed on?

my brother and i are close in age and have no sisters. we started watching porn about the same age and time and playing with ourselves. we wanted to see what it was like to have sex, so we tried on each other, i tried fucking him and he sucking me. we were young so didn't quite go like it did in the movies. we just tried it twice

>>946527497
We didn't do a lot of drinking or drugs in high school, but after we graduated we spent the summer drinking, and he smoked a ton of weed (wasn't my thing). I'd wanted to suck his cock for years, but it was alcohol that made it finally happen. We'd been out drinking with classmates and ended back at his house. He spent the summer living in his parents' RV in their back yard, and I stayed there a lot. There had been a girl that I really thought might suck my dick when we were out, but she ended up passing out. I told him that I was disappointed that I didn't get my dick sucked. He said something about he'd love to get his sucked too. I think I said something like "if you suck mine, I'll suck yours", and that's how it happened. I was happier to get head from him than I would have been to get it from that girl. He later told me he'd wanted to suck mine for just as long. Unfortunately we didn't get to do it many times before leaving for college.

>>946527800
both actually. i piss on myself sometimes, and have had a few "professional" ladies give me golden showers

>>946527648
And then?

>>946527879
how are the professionals?

>>946526859
Hot. Details?

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Dating a girl that I definitely shouldnt for 8 months now... Not sharing pics but would love to chat

>>946527648
Not really. We almost always used girls as inspiration. A lot pf times we would pick out a girl in playboy, or others for one of us to pretend to be. The girl would go in to a dark room and a few min later the guy would join her. Then we would switch. Took us a few years to just get off with each other just to do it. We both dated very cute girls too. Once, my gf was hanging out with us, had just left, and he said "god she looked good today, you should let me show you what I would do with her mouth." See, not gay at all. Just bros being buds. Lol.

>>946528008
still sounds like a lot of dick sucking by guys

>>946527921
they were pretty good, used to have a massage type place near me. would go every once in a while, they'd put plastic bag down and they would piss where i asked them to. not all were into it, but usually at least one would. no extra charge

>>946525962
I remember when Obama used a $6 thumbdrive to absolutely obliterate the Iranian nuclear weapons program to the point were they completely gave up on it in exchange for $400 million of their own money and then DJT tore up that agreement and then decided to spend $40 billion a day to make sure that gas prices go up and there is a huge civil war with the humanitarian crisis to boot.

>>946528140
how much went into your face and drank?

My cousin and I secretly dated for three years. We broke up because she went off to college on the other side of the country, said this was her “chance at a normal life”. She broke my heart and I can’t even explain to people why I’m hurting

my wife wears my cum on the daily and doesnt know it. i cum in her panties, bras, shoes

I may have accidently bumped into the gold digger trying to take advantage of my dad's senility right before she fell down the stairs and cracked her head on the marble foyer floor.

>>946528126
I mean, a few times a day sometimes..sure..but is it really gay if you are thinking about girls, and pretending to be one, while you suck your best friends cock? I think it's just being best friends with benefits. Both of us liked girls, it's just nice to also let your bud use your mouth like one.

My 9yo niece looks amazing in her new bikini

>>946528203
just a little in the face. most on chest. did't drink theirs, a little scared to drink someone i don't know

>>946528206
I've been living with my cousin for almost 15 years.
We moved to a city where we didn't know anyone and just act like we are married.
My parents were kind of freaked out at first but hers have always been very supportive. Mine are completely chill now.

>>946528329
you've been posting about her for at least 7 years, if not longer. I think she is actually legal now

>>946528332
need to have one grab your head and piss all over it. keep your mouth open

>>946528235
had a friend who would get me to do this to his wife's panties and bras, and also in her left overs she'd take for lunch and sometimes dinner, he'd take and send me pics of her eating what i came in

>>946528411
i keep thinking about it. you do it, like it?

>>946528344
So you moved away from home to hide it but told your parents anyway? I'm getting mixed messages here

>>946528317
I don't understand why guys don't help their bros out like this more often. Oh wait, it's because women would get pissed and withhold sex from them. Stay on that leash, boys.

>>946528432
havent tried food yet. would be hard as she doesnt like leftovers.

fav to cum in/on?

>>946528344
That sounds like a nice life. I wish she saw it this way

>>946527953
Freshman year of HS I took the required health class which was basically all freshman trying to knock out credits and seniors who did not give a fuck at all. The teacher got pissed that the seniors weren't trying, so she made a rule that partner projects had to have both a senior and a freshman. I got paired with a volleyball chick who was like six inches taller than me and ripped. She was a known bitch and I don't think even the older kids liked her. The project was to record a video of us talking about the dangers of drugs or some shit like that, but she refused to do any work during class time, so we had to stay for a half hour after school the day before it was due to record it. She agreed to drive me home afterwards since the bus already left, so I followed her to her car in the parking lot which was basically empty. She made me get in the back seat, which I assumed was just her being a bitch as usual, but then she followed me in and pinned me to the seat while she got on top. She held me down and kissed me until I was hard and then rode me and did whatever she wanted until she finally came and drove me home. Found out later that her boyfriend broke up with her for some other chick a couple weeks before, so she mustve had some pent up horniness and I was an easy target. I was kinda messed up about it at the time, but its definitely hot in hindsight and I still jerk off to it sometimes

>>946528600
have like the way it makes you feel small and dirty with shame

>>946528637
food and panties tied for first. 2nd was her pillow and her toothbrush

>>946528748
i like that feeling too.... so maybe i'll try it

>>946528750
what types of food? style of panty? share?

I let my father fuck me and I liked it. We probably fucked about six times.

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>>946528615
She moved in with me while she was in nursing school and we started fucking. then actually found that we were a good match. I think she told her parents first and they always liked me a lot, even though I am 7 years older than her.

It started getting awkward around our friends though, bc they all knew we are cousins and it started getting obvious that we were also together (shared a bedroom, etc) and some were weird about it so when she got out of nursing school we moved. We told my parents about then.

We mostly moved just so none of our friends or work colleagues would know we were cousins and just think that we are a couple.

>>946528787
hmm.. really don't remember specific foods. panties were daily wear, hanes style. something she would wear every day

Every summer my girlfriend and her family go on vacation for two weeks while I’m left behind for work. I watch their house while they’re gone and the first thing I do every year is dig through her mom’s laundry to pull out all the panties and use them as jerk material for the next two weeks. I love smelling them and interacting with her mom later knowing I know what her pussy smells like. They also have a box under the bed, but sadly it’s just a pair of handcuffs and nothing more fun. I also read her diaries just for fun and sometimes I even rub her makeup supplies on my asshole

>>946528898
nothing fun? why did it stop?

>>946528792
How'd it start?

>>946528792
dick or vag?

Made out and finger blasted my best friend's mom at her house. Had her suck my dick too while friend was in the other room. Her BF ended up catching us

>>946528969
i mean it was nice seeing her eat things and he'd sneak some pics of the panties. stopped as they moved away. and it wasn't like he had me do it every day.

>>946528677
sorry /b/ bro

>>946529252
It’s alright, I’m coping by jerking off to the memories and staying busy with work

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I lived out a lifelong dream and fucked my married aunt (mom's sister) when she visited me at college. She happened to have a work thing near and she extended her trip to spend a few days with me.
We'd talked a lot online previously but i hadn't seen her in person since i was in high school and it was this very sudden intense attraction. i'd always had a crush on her but this was different and sounds silly but hard to explain. Like i was drawn to her and later she admitted she felt the same.
We basically spent an entire three days at her hotel fucking and drinking and smoking. She swore me to secrecy and we agreed (even tho i wanted more) that it was a one time crazy thing and no one would ever know.

To this day i still have a big thing for her but nothing ever happened again.
This was a decade ago now, she is 22 years older than i am and has a son my age which only made it hotter to me.
Anyhow pic related, not certain how recent the pic is but last couple of years surely.

>>946529115
Eiffel Tower?

>be me, dad, married, nice house on a quiet street in the burbs
>friendly with neighbors
>2020 comes around, don't really mind bc get to hang with my family and go for long nature walks and cook at home, way less hectic
>covid wears onl start feeling a little isolated
>talk to neighbor couple who are friends with family that has kids same age as mine
>we form a "pod" and rotate cookouts and such
>don't hang with anyone else really, but sometimes invite others to patio get togethers
>become very good friends
>flirty with the wives
>the mom wife starts complaining about her husband to me
>one night she gets drunk and the guys go down to the river to check on boys
>my wife tells me the other mom was talking about how small her husbands dick was and how fast he cums and that he won't eat pussy
>evidently the other husband doesn'e eat pussy either
>covid ends and don't see them as much
>find out guy in couple has leukemia
> go over to with my boys to do some yard work for them
>go back a couple days later to pick up a couple tools we left
>neighbor wife is working from home
>invites me in for coffee
>both say we miss hanging out
>she starts crying
>says how hard it is with her husband sick
>give her a hug
>she says she hasn't been touched in months
>take my cue
>been fucking her for three years

All secrets of person in one place
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>>946529565
Nah, he wasn't too happy. I dipped right after and we were all pretty wasted.

>>946528706
Lucky bastard

I've posted ny own nudes pretending I was my bf in threads. A few people have commented very nice and brutal things not knowing they reply to me directly

I fucked a girl who was on the UK Traitors

>>946530448
My commiserations

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got a bj from a tgirl yesterday

>>946530590
Thanks

I like fisting porn

I cheated on my wife with 14yo girl I hooked up on the internet back in 2007. Also I was sexting with another 17yo girl at the time. Never told her.
It's our 20th anniversary tomorrow.

I have a massive stash of loli and furry porn on my work laptop. I'm affraid of the day I might get fired and get in trouble because of the loli stuff.

I was locked up at 19 and got raped by two black men who then owned me and pimped me out. I hated it but took to being their punk, and did what I was told. I kind of miss it, especially sucking cock.

>>946529967
Yeah I wish I was into it back then. I've looked her up a few times in the last couple years, but last thing I saw she had dropped out of uni and then nothing

>>946527039
These threads are just faggots repeating their larps until they get called out enough times and then they come up with a new one.

>>946528178
None of that happened.

>>946530621
That's a man, baby.

I showered with an 8 and 10yo girl this weekend

>>946532182
The faceless and faked on/off collages are particularly annoying

I got some things i enjoy talking about, all of it very misogynistic.

1) Do you know any rape victims? Tell me about them

2) Have you ever seen someone you know get groped by a stranger in a crowded place? Tell me about it

3) Have you done any creepy shit to your irls? Tell me about it

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Disc: joemama009246

Recognized a PAWG I went to college with on here. Was very surprised since she was a quiet nice girl who has a nice career, jerked a lot.

>>946532213
Oh stuxnet happened, but it didn’t meaningfully impact centrifuge operation. At best it set back Iran 6-8 months.

My friends older brother used to make me cross dress with him

>>946532321
A girl can't be 8yo and 10yp in the same weekend, stuppud

>>946531080
Can you green text about it?

I've gooned twice today and am now hungry and sleepy

>>946536383
How do you feel being a cuck

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>be me, 31 male, chubby
> loving hot chubby gf

> at 12 y i got bicurious
>was always in realationships with boring girls (not just sexual)

>broke up with my year gf about 3 years

>after that i got on a dating app and was invited by severeal men. Was nervous as shit but we met at a sex club. Drank something and a guy gave me several 4-mmc pills. "You will nned them virgin ^^.
>we strippied of our clothes and before i noticed it there were several men stroking there dicks in a circle. Around me.
I couldn't resist and started to stroke and lick the all.
>i am a good deepthroated and they loved that!
>a bbc tranny came towards me and told me she had a special surprise for me. She told me to bend over and she probably pushed coke into my butt. She waited till it had an effect. Got super horny instand.
>she pulled me by her haer and thres me on a bend and fixated my feet over my head.
>she took a bottle of lube and pushed about half the bottle insinde me
>i cold feel her huge cock pusing against my butthole and she said "push, your mine now. Happy birtday virgin"

> at that time i got to know a girl better insce i know half my life, she is an absolute cutie and i always had a crush on her (she always new is was bi)
> we came together and we are in a loning respectful relationship now
>she kne i had toys so we sometime shoved und a vibrator before a movie
>last week i dressed up in a dessous to see how it feels.... awesome!
>i was on vataion and we fucked each other every way possible. I turn completely submissive while whe controls toys while i lick her and make her squirt
>she filled a squirt dildo with hot fake cum and shot 6 loads in me
>it was so hot
>Had to take multimple loads directly ind my throat
>she put a strapon over my moth and pounded me...as i said slower she went harder an deeper, blew a load in me and i hat to suck hre dick clean and lick her afterwards
>it was awesome
>to be aa fat sissy slut and just serve and know your place...

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>>946525962
was here a few threads ago but still gooning to the fantasy of my boyfriend fucking and cumming in his own mother.

I have had a few women come to my house to shower (tweakers I knew on Facebook), then while they shower I take their clothes to "do laundry" and give them a baggy sweatshirt to wear. I'd actually do their laundry but they wouldn't figure out I'd taken their clothes to do it until they got out of the shower and figured out their clothes were gone.

Then I'd fuck them. Usually they'd leave after their clothes were done and not talk to me again.

I’m a teacher. Sometimes I go on girls I used to teach Facebooks/instas and masturbate to them. It’s the best orgasms I’ve had since I was a teenager

>>946538693
You don't look up current classes?

>>946539147
No

I keep a list of all the girls I've cum to this year and how many time I've cum to them

I used to work at a retirement home and on several occasions fucked some of the residents

>>946525962
My girlfriend is a cosplayer and I use to enjoy being her photographer when she did ACTUAL cosplay photoshoots.

But all she does now are mostly lewd (almost borderline nude) pictures for her ~2000 Instagram followers. I feel embarrassed and even humiliated sometimes when we're in public places and I'm taking these kind of photos for her while everyone is looking at us.

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Leaked this set on here about 13 years ago.

>>946540389
Looks like an average age of 15. Nice.

I used to pretend like I was a nigger who wanted to fuck fat bitches and I would post sex w4m ads on craigslist, backpage, and all the other sites available for that sort of thing. I made a fake email address, collected a bunch of photos so I could impersonate some dude, and made up fake stories and the works. I pretended to be this huge dick nigger and would get hundreds of fat white women to send me photos and videos of themselves naked. I'd print out their photos and jack off on them and send it back, and they'd think the nigger did it. I did that for several months before eventually getting bored with it.

I fucked Duran Durans backing singer. Been masturbating to it ever since

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>>946540981
I goon to the background singer for the Killers about once a week

>>946539923
Why not? Afraid you might be detected?

>>946528402
Top Kek

>>946533915
This

>>946540103
Based

>>946533915
These two were like 7 and 9 for 3 years on here

>>946525962
I want to fellate a cute femboy

i found a video of my mom getting fucked, completely on accident, and i've been jacking it basically nonstop since. And then feeling like shit. Then repeat.
Never felt like such a weirdo.

I was seeing a very submissive girl. She'd been abused by a family member in her late teens. One night when I fucked her really roughly, I told her I was punishing her for being a dirty little girl. She was struggling and upset and that made me fuck her harder. (She didn't use her safeword)

Turns out that was what he used to say when he was raping her.

She freaked out afterwards because it had been just like getting raped again.

I feel bad for triggering her memories but at the same time think it was incredibly hot.

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I banged this cam 304 who had a predator pussy

(pic related)

>>946532321
I want to suck your penis

>be me
>working at a small-ish company
>get put on an already ongoing project with 1 guy and 2 girls, 2 girls are from MX
>girls not trained right, other guy intentionally didn't train them well
>he's probably racist, but I love latinas so IDC
>one day I get fed up and decide to train them
>girl 1, quiet, does her best, no profile pic
>girl 2, has a profile pic with her 2 kids, obviously whoreish
>pick girl 1 and start training her
>originally, no intention of anything other than training.
>get on voice call with girl and she has a very sexy voice
>one day, talking about the weather, she turns on her camera to show how hot it is
>its her, 10/10 thicc nerdy latina with the sun in the background
>literally a dream girl, but play it cool
>turn on my cam to show her me
>she plays it cool so I can't tell if she likes me back
>get to know each other, she has a boyfriend, I have a gf, play it cool, enjoy working with a baddie
>every day she wants "training"
>oblige, cameras on
>stare at eachother as "training"

Cont?

In my teens and on I would give my dad bjs. Didn’t effect our relationship or other relationships I would have, just something we would do for fun

>>946546288
>Cont?
nah. boring imo.

I want to get trained by a bunch of BBC's.
>t. virgin bussyhole

>>946546449
fair, we ended up admitting feelings and periodically have phone sex. Plans to meet up this year.

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This might not be the ideal thread but fuck it. I worked retail with this girl a couple decades ago before she moved back to SoCal. A few years ago back in LA, she ran over a woman with her car after that woman had just been hit by another car a minute prior. The woman died on the scene.

The woman's family sued the girl I used to work with as the guy who first ran her over settled out of court. During the discovery process with the attorneys, this girl had a falling out with her family and hit the streets. She hasn't been heard from since.