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>>948402509
More puz
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floof
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CAAAT...
Mouse is running out of batteries. Help.
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>wireless peripherals
ngmi
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tall ladies
model size, even
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>>948402717
hi floof

pat pat
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>>948404045
hi hi

idk wut to eat today
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a lox bagel
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i don't have bagel, or lox
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:D
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a tragedy
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I want to eat a creampie
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disgustamundo
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yes pls, I'm a dirty little e-slut~
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disgusting
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Cat soulslike
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1206410/Kristala/
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I'm tired but I had coffee early in the morning
might not be the best idea to have another cup of coffee tonight, but it could be good
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

or I could just nap
nap or coffee?
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bye
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I napped. I dreamt I was a cat. It was a sex dream with a dog who looked like Georgette from fake Gegn's call sign.

Alright, I'm gone for the evening.
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fursi the big gey
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didn't nap, just been listening to arguments all day
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>>948408965
Oof that's rough, sorry bud
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>>948409614
life
a bit more guitar practice and I'll stream, but tomorrow I'm driving to a friend's house
I need a license ASAP, fuck this shit
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I need titties
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dont we all
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>.>
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I have tiny ones right here, can't wait for them to swell up and grow again
but damn I'm fat, I'm making pizza because there's nothing else to eat....
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I wanna suck on Suns
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actually making pizza or faking it.
becasue IM ACTUALLY making pizza.
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good luck, I'm gonna be first :)
10 years of thirst is while I'll be first
I'll show her what it means to be a true queen
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>>948410867
do you think my lazy ass is ever going to make a pizza when I'm here and always suffering psychic damage over time?
there is no food in this house, nobody wants to cook
I only eat garbage like a fat fucking possum
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fish
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food
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What does Cat eat other than catfood?
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Is catbox fugged or is it me?
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wut kinda pizza we talkin?
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>>948411149
I'm thinking fried/grilled onion and bell pepper.
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interdasting a veggie pizza
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>>948411149
screamin sicilian pepperoni
it is good for frozen, I like italian seasoning and a bit of garlic on mine
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>>948411534
Im going to fry it all in bacon fat
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so apparently we have a few slices of strawberry cheesecake and a couple slices of oreo cake on my brother's side
I wish I had known that earlier
cake for dessert it is, fuck it
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guh so full and fat
no dessert, stopped overeating and now my tummy doesn't like eating half a pizza
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GUH
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Darwin is mortal, thou has guh'd.
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>>948412205
F A T
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oh no darwins here? im outta here
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patty's gone, post paws
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palms and soles?
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who said i was gone?
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YES
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>>948412740
GET OUT
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i couldnt even if i wanted to
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ok :(
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>>948412858
werewolves~
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what makes it a paw? what determines it from being just a hand or a foot?
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the beans, its the beans
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qualitative open palms are surprisingly hard to find
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i dunno how much more i wanna fug around here tonight
i need to make a pizza here soon
im listening to epic music and getting moody over it.
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Loyse has smol feet.
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>>948413303
Loyse is gr8 nonetheless
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she got big boobies
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those'r the best kind
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indeed
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I have big boobies
in the future
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moobs do not count
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do not underestimate my power
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You hold no power
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Ah
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Ha
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I almost lost my mind looking for the misplaced cheeze grater.
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do you do dishes by hand, E?
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>>948415529
My shallow bowlplate and my slightly deeper bowl I lick out clean. any other dishes I generate I do by hand. I have moodified my diet to minimize dish cleanup and the difficulty of messes on dishes and pans.
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I'M the one who get the chore of cleaning out the shit in the dishwasher cache, despite NEVER using it. The last time I cleaned that shit out it was FUCKING gross. It made me ecstatically more proud of myself that I don't use that thing!
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>>948415587
Goddamn.
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If you've ever seen what the inside of water mains looks like you'll probably feel less gross about what your dishwasher trap looked like, lol
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I have more power than you can possibly know, but perhaps you may understand in time
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I hope I find good stuff at the Jefferson swap meet tomorrow, my fucking 1931 ford model a door hinges for a new set is 300-400$
at least my parts set from centerfire was a nice barely fired unit, weird firing pin setup, but kind of cool
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lol no
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you always doubt me, yet I always prove everyone wrong
or is that just what you want to see?
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lol pizza...
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>>948415998
was it good?
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how was peeksa
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No
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>>948416008
The best pizza is the one you make yourself.
the crust on this one is a little dense, I think I added too much oil/fat so that's messing with it's rise.
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so you don't want me to succeed, that makes sense

>>948416049
I don't eat because I want to eat, I eat to do what I must and fill the void if my brain isn't cooperating
didn't expect binge eating to return but here we are
I like em thicc tho
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its not that we don't want to see you succeed, we want to see you fail. I'm kiddin do wut u want or not i aint ur fatherly figure
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I may do some crazy unexpected shit, who knows?
I think my personality would be good for content creation
>what the fuck is this lunatic going to do next?
I have some ideas ehehe~
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Pootoob wants me to watch Boondocks on 4 different streams for who the fuck knows nigga reasons.
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you aren't being politically correct enough!
watch more black people!!!
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>>948413479
I really like this one. Loony looks good with small titty and swollen dog pus.
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Insufferable
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you tell'em eth
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At least my breads look,.. ok.
should I overeat and have some? I already had three slices of pizza.
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nutella
whatever flavor that jam was
or dog honey.
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what part of dog does honey come from?
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disgrusting
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dog honey:
My sister bought a jar of some really good honey a loong time ago, forgot about it in the cubbard for months. didn't care for it anymore and sharpied the word DOG on the lid. and then she forgot about it again and didn't want to give it to her dogs. so she gave it to me.
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IM NOT ABOUT TO LET GOOD HONEY GO IN THE FUCKING TRASH. YOU KNOW HOW HARD BEES FUCKING WORK TO MAKE THIS SHIT!
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I am happy eating the flesh of animals, but not so much into bodily excretions
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Weh
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>>948417747
:D
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mmmm bred
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At least you didnt guh
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Cuz boondocks is cool
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My back hurts, my glutes hurt, I'm horny

Guh
Weh
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fug he guh'd, it's over.
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God I love watching women nut hard
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watching women trying to crack open nuts is painful
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I need a woman to shoot ropes all over me
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Like, miss you with a harpoon gun, you know, over your head kinda thing. and then the trailing rope falls on you?

im so confused.
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same
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that's a man, you're looking for a man
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or jsut like a net launcher?
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>>948418367
NBets are sexy
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im about to guh
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dont u do it eth dont u leave me with this riffraff
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I wish I could.
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gross
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fursi big gey
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Fursi rigidly straight.
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I really hate that there's no way to search for a tweet from an image filename.
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post image, reverse search image.
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rape
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consensual sex
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how obscene
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YOUR ASS IS OBSCENE!!!!!!!!!1111
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yeen beans and booty
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