gotta get rid of that turkroach esl conrad

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>>24061191
don't be jealous. i go in despair and desperation. i wish penelope would go with me.

skipped the burrito, just making some frozenslop. off the lows of the day and hoping we can finish green, though i do doubt it, but intc and googl are green so it might drag my portfolio up. tna and labu trades getting worse, but i'm not down very much. thanks for the new thread john.

yes, that ESL turkroach named Conrad

>>24061321
have you ever thought about praying?

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I've been wanting to poast this pic for hours.

down to 195 from 220
would like to be about 175
heres my fave MJ song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEEMi2j6lYE

>>24061570
i look like this
>>24061339
and i say things like this

>>24061191
good choice on legos, excellent value, especially if ya can get a hold of some vintage sets.
but pokemon sets will hold up just as well because of the pokemon premium, you got multiple generations with nostalgia for pokemon.
check out alpha investments, rudy has a few videos on legos alongside his tcg vids.

heh, missed market close, oh well I ran away with profits after climbing outta the red a few times, knew I wouldn't be lucky as time went on. you got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away or however that song goes. depressing song once ya listen to the verses.

down .56 today. think it was an up week though, not sure. indices still crabbing. maybe next week they let us out, but i'm not optimistic. sent a few messages to penelope. ignored. and it hurts, we could be so happy. gonna nap then hit the gym.

i am just kidding tho i am not actually going to spam or flood the thread with images

i dunno i kind of liked it when this thread had some german energy behind it now it's just dead

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The NIGGER mind scans the horizon for life but spots none in the absence of perpetual BIXNOODAL motions.

took a nap. acting a fool over in /biz/ for the woman i love. is what it is. feeling like a bit of a fool as well, calling for the market to go up and it crabs. worried now we go lower, with 7k s&p rejected and this red week. on the other hand, we didn't make new lows and we're so overdue for the bull market to come back so anything could happen.

>>24062142
Don't give up babe, sometimes I'm ice cold because I love to see you so hot fir me. Love you always, never forget that

>>24062160
ya. something like that is what i'd like to hear from her. that would make me so happy.

dead thread

>>24062448
I wonder what the odds are that it would be "better" to desire and chase something actually real? I don't pretend to know for sure, but "common sense" would likely bias toward it. Yet, who are any among us to think we "know" with absolute certainty? Perhaps there are cases, specific cases, where desiring and chasing some "bullshit" provides a necessary fuel to arrive at some particular future point of legit, objective, cosmic fundamental /better/ that renders the "bullshit" along the way having been "worth it"? This, of course, supposes that this theoretical final good destination is actually truly good and not necessarily what we ourselves 'think" or "hope" to be so.

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>>24062501
>fuel
Well, fuel, /and/ path. As in, the motive inspired by the "bullshit" provides the fuel, and the steps of "bullshit" taken being needed to find one's true destination of legit good, is the paradigmatic outlay I'm describing here as being possible. Though, "possible" does not necessarily mean nor relate to /likely/. I can't claim to know how any of this applies to the present case being discussed.

>>24062501
i didn't choose this. i couldn't chase something else if i wanted. love struck me, i wasn't looking for it. better isn't a question, this is all there is in my heart and all that's been there for decades. i cared for no one and now suddenly i care for her. i get what you mean though, and i'm trying to channel my desire into positive things like the gym and not just glue myself to 4chan longing for her. and in the past things like you describe have happened, walk one path only to find it's a dead end but serves me well somewhere else. maybe that's happening here, maybe not, but it's part of my journey, i'm where i'm supposed to be right now.

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>>24062576
>her
tho

A lot of other stuff too, but
>her
tho

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anyways about to hit the gym, try to get something out of today.

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>>24062952

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started with a set of 195, but only managed 5, stiff and sore today, but did 3 sets at 200 5,4,4. also added weight to my deadlift, 260 3x5. not much but that's my best ever, getting stronger.

looks like its time for another hex

>>24063726
isn't your hair falling out in clumps? my hairline advanced this year, been hitting it with minoxidil. are you sure you're hexing right?

>>24063729
>minoxidil
i looked into that but read that once you start you can’t stop without accelerated hair loss. also that it affects sperm quality. didn’t go much further i don’t know if that is proven.

>>24063753
dang that's crazy. but i just checked and it's not true about sperm. but drinking alcohol isn't good for eggs. nor is wasting your youth.

and can you guys believe these millenial women? just because you're a hag does not also make you a witch.

>>24063829
fertility can be hacked with science and youth is a mindset. cortisol is worse than alcohol, probably.

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>>24063863
>youth is a mindset
it is. and i've worn it too long and am trying to grow up. loving and learning is part of that. maybe one day you'll decide it's what you want to. and it's so funny, i just had a laugh about how i was letting these women spike my cortisol, i saw my brow was furrowed, when i had that laugh everything loosened up, your comment was a nice reminder of that.

anyways as usual this story gets wierder. romance, politics, mystery, and now the occult. i was already hexed but it appears i am now doubly so. is what it is. i have been thinking a lot about penelope and i, and i get it, kinda. i was tempted and resisted once. people never believe this but i knew "remy lacroix" the pornstar before she started working and she had a crush on me and it took everything i could to resist her and i did. i'm not gonna go on and on but she was stupid but also incredibly hot and i knew if i got involved it was over for me, i'd be involved forever with one of the dumbest people i knew. i hope you don't see me as dumb babe, but i get it. just stop being cruel. i'll prove myself to you.

>>24064019
she didn't pursue me like this... not to confuse people. but i get not wanting to step into the current because you know you'll be swept away. you've got to believe it's to better places.

war has begun

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even so, felt like a magic night.
m
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that spells magic.

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ayyyy lmao

>>24064019
not sure domesticating a would-be pornstar into a faithful housewife is a fate worse than your present predicament, im sorry to admit. but i maintain my earlier claim that any courtship worth pursuing needs to first pass a sniff test. its a pheromone game with no ambiguity. gym girls are a better target. biology is upstream of attraction, we arent equipped to discern potential mates through glass screens. i know youre twitterpated so you wont really process this. maybe with enough repetitions. id go on with more flattery and supportive comments but it never seems sincere. this place sort of conditions us to be most suspicious of too much niceness.

>>24064854
>twitterpated
*NIGGERPATED

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i
BOGLED
O
IRANIGGERS CLOSED IT
LNG EXPOARTS SHOULD INCREASE

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I was on the shitter thinkin' a bit ago about how all of this OIL production increase that's been going on while still keeping OIL up around 60 could have been an intentional build up in anticipation of this coming so as to cushion the supply shocks. The production and stockpile levels vs prices just weren't making the most readily apparent sense to me, but I am always aware of being a NIGGER so what does or doesn't make sense to me is often enough meaningless. I just look at the screen with my NIGGER brain and have some NIGGER ideas and that's the best I can do while JEWS who know make all the moves under cover of darkness.

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good morning /smg/. did we win the war yet? hope it's over soon. nice day today, maybe i'll hit the pool.

swiftie spergout incoming tonight
scoops OD'd last weekend i won't explain
>>24064917
persistent geopolitical risk in anticipation of today. thinking about buying oil at futures open tomorrow, will play by ear but ultimately the trade is to fade the war spike in erl.

>>24065105
war's over we won
(we'll be hearing this for at least a couple months)

why am i here? i guess because my hair is still wet. but i need to do something with my time. feeling glued to my chair again and for no good reason. the war discount on eth is now slurped.

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>>24065107
Is that why it spiked last MOONDAY?

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OVER
DID
IT
in muh TATERS & BEANS
hory
SHEEEEEEEEEEIIITTT

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hey whats up

>>24065649
>whats up
dem SCOVILLES

the thing about this shit is the peppers are the main ingredient and it's not vinegar based so it's breddy warm.

IF U AIN'T
CRYIN' WEN U EAT
UR A BITCH

>>24065667
i like a little bit of spice

It's not fair Desert Rats get to have a cool war with sirens and shit and not me

TWO SCOOPS
>TWO SCOOPS
TWO
FUCKING
SCOOPS
already died a few times but this time feels different. It's a lot to process. I didn't know him very well but did interact and he had a great appreciation for NIGGERS N JEWS and gave me some very interesting takes on some things and I had a great appreciation for various of his aspects and above all I value all humans on a deep fundamental level.

THE JEWS DID THIS TO HIM

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>>24066768
the venezuela thing and now this shows the times we're in. both of them would be invaded in a taiwan crisis, and it looks like we decided not to wait for that point. if these delay or forestall a chinese invasion of taiwan, they were successful operations. if they don't, they're still strategically the best course of action, to cut off oil and control it's flow before the conflict rather than after it starts. one wild card i keep thinking of though, is if i were leader of the usa and wanted to avoid a war with taiwan, and the path i was going to take was to concede taiwan, i would consider iran and venezuela in a quid pro quo exchange to be a very good offer and i'd take it.

smoked weed, took nap. penelope was my last thought before dreamland and my first thought upon waking.

>>24066811
>avoid war with taiwan
meant china.

>>24066813
Your brain was probably cross thinking "with China" and "over Taiwan" at that moment. That's an interesting outlay regarding the oil strategy and probably was an intentional part of the equation exactly as such.

>>24066811
Well, the "exchange" aspect makes very good sense too. How do you see Europe, and Russia/Ukraine fitting into all that picture?

>>24066840
i don't see or understand that nearly as well. i do know that the "pivot to asia" was real, and that is where we are focused right now, and since the cold war keeping russia and china at odds has been the strategy. i watch a lot of csis and cfr videos and they're very pro-ukraine, and it seems like the democrat party is as well, so there's a lot of people that want to be more hawkish on russia they just don't have the power right now. i think the current administration wants to cut a deal and get assurances that they won't be an ally to china in a conflict with them. rambling here but the way i see things, that's less of a world war 3 scenario and more of an opportunistic conflict between minor powers, russia exploiting our waning presence and unwillingness to defend, europe trying to get as much of ukraine as they can before we lose interest and prioritize manila above berlin.

>>24066910
I'm absolutely with you on the notion that the present admin is trying to tie back in with Russia to undo some of the allying with China and such. Everyone is pretty much preparing for THA BIG ONE. If you read the article above, I'm highly suspicious of the Saudi part in getting us into this. They have been close with Russia too and it seems to me like there's been a trap to deplete the arms caches of the US and Europe, but at the same time we're using up some old stuff to make room for new stuff, yet we don't have the manufacturing to make new stuff, including major issues with ship building. I hope Palmer Lucky is getting us caught back up. I've listened to interviews with him and agree very strongly with some of his views. Listen to him and Mike Rowe if you haven't.

Not to mention India.

>>24066941
before ai came around, i asked my brother why they didn't just use the supercomputers at his job to solve for world peace. i was being a little sarcastic but i think that's a much better question now.

>>24066892
That post got shoahd.

>>24067008
I am quite sure they are using it to "figure things out", but it ain't anything to do with peace.

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7 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)!

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NIGGERS AND JEWS
thank you for your attention to this matter.

good morning /bant/. guess it's afternoon for most. got a good sleep. mom is sick though, hope she gets better. and also that i don't catch whatever she has. she's already been to the doctor, hopefully it's nothing and she just has a cold or something. not sure if i'll lift tonight or not, think it's time for a rest day, still sore, i should do cardio or something though. got tomorrow's trade on my mind, worried but i think things should hold up pretty well, perhaps even an up day. we'll see.

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oof

>>24070538
took a nap after this post and futes healed a lot. good sign. intc is down 2% on the robinhood markets though, think i'm still gonna get wrung out tomorrow. might have connected a bit with penelope, not sure though. wish i could chat with her now. gonna be a cardio night if i even make it to the gym, think i will make it.

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COOKED
O
O
K
E
DIS TRED B COOKED

THA FINAL
NIGGERS
AND
JEWS

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>>24071807
we're having another slowdown, but when the market is up again i'm sure people will want to share my joy with me. and it's important i keep this place up for penelope, when she decices she wants to change. i do wish there were more people to talk to, i'm feeling lonely right now, but i had this thought the other day, i'd rather talk to one wise man than 100 fools, and with that in mind we're well populated here still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-PylmHxSTo

had a smoothie, gonna do some cardio then smoke weed until fatigue takes me. upset with myself how i'm squandering my time, but at least i'm making the gym often enough. which is another good reason for /bant/ smg. it's a good place to write your intentions, if i hadn't blogged my gym journey, i don't think i would have been able to keep going. write something nice and try to live up to it, it works!

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>>24072294
I think you might be onto something here. I know that I haven't been saying NIGGERS AND JEWS nearly as much as I should, so maybe if I write out a commitment to say NIGGERS AND JEWS more then it will give me more of a sense of duty and I will actually say NIGGERS AND JEWS more. I don't know if it will work or not, but it's worth a try because if it works then I'll say NIGGERS AND JEWS more, and if it doesn't work then I'll just keep saying NIGGERS AND JEWS the same amount.

It seems to already be working.

NIGGERS AND JEWS
>NIGGERS AND JEWS
NIGGERS
AND
JEWS
E
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIITTT WOULD WORK SO QUICKLY

>>24072319
you should be braver and more ambitious. you're setting the bar too low for yourself, a goal so simple it's nothing to achieve it, the difference between the self you've idealized and what you are now is too insignificant. and if i'm being serious, it hurts my feelings when you do things like that, i'm being earnest. and that's maybe something you should commit to, earnestness in speech and deed.

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>>24072357
I don't know if you are being intentionally hurtful or just being hurtful without realizing it, but you are basically saying that there is little to no value in saying NIGGERS AND JEWS. How many people in this entire world throughout its entire history has ever said NIGGERS AND JEWS on a regular basis? There are countless people who say NIGGERS, and countless people who say JEWS, but I don't think you'll find many, if any others, anywhere, ever, who said or say NIGGERS AND JEWS. I don't mean people who say NIGGERS sometimes, and JEWS other times, I mean together, all at once, NIGGERS AND JEWS. Not even sentences that contain both NIGGERS and also JEWS, but just NIGGERS AND JEWS, exactly as such. What if this world would have gone through its entire beginning to ending without ever having anyone who said NIGGERS AND JEWS. And now you are speaking as if that is nothing, or not much, and I just don't know why you would want to be so hurtful to the one person who has had the _ necessary to be the official sayer of NIGGERS AND JEWS when no one else was stepping up in our greatest time of need for someone to say NIGGERS AND JEWS.

>>24072389
i'm not sure what you're struggling with, but you can trust me, i count you as a friend, and i wouldn't see you as less or weaker if you changed your ways, just the opposite in fact.

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>>24072405
I hope you wake up tomorrow with a miraculous understanding of the value of saying NIGGERS AND JEWS and wen you do you will wish you could buy STOOK in saying NIGGERS AND JEWS because it would just keep appreciating in value infinitely forever and you could just buy it lower and sell it higher over and over and over as much as you wanted and always make money and never even have to worry about it not working.

Time2Snooze
NIGGERSZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
JEWSZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

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>>24072442
alright, sleep well. i'll be awake a while yet.

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Turkroaches tongue my anus.

>>24072389
you're a real outlaw

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>>24072504

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I miss him.

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>>24072294
IT WORKED! went to the gym and got sweaty. like magic.

>>24072526
evening john, nice to see you. what do you think about this war? regarding scoops, someone dropped by and said he overdosed :(.

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>>24072549
The war is over.

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>>24072558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0assIBlNIB4

>>24072357
pot meet kettle.

natgas bro makes active trades, do you? you just sit on yo ass and play mtg and smoke weed.

I'm out here learning how baseball card prices move, so I can get myself some "throw in the closet and forget" investments. ON TOP of my part time job, on top of showing up every day trading futures.

bro you just wrote about yoself without knowing it. the only bar you clear is the gym, and all your other goals are outta your control (managing the moral of this thread, "pursuing" penelope)

also ya sit upon your six figures as if you're mr richie rich, but every year you aren't actively increasing that, actively trading, actively learning, is another year of rot, and that compounds, along with inflation to make your measely pile smaller and smaller. one day we'll look at six figures as barely upper middle class, if it isn't already. it was once middle upper class. shih keeps on slippin. and if you're not fully employing all your resources, you are only living up to part of yo potential. sure yo money works for ya, but yo mind is doin squat. money working without an active mind behind it is just worthless paper.

stop the weed, now. That shih is the killer of ambition. use all that energy that you use to pursue penelope to pursue a new investment avenue. you know that one of your companies will go bust, or at the least you will feel the need to reduce sizing, so do research NOW to find a replacement, and if ya can't find anything better, then your basket is the cream of the crop, which it is not, even the smartest bros on wall st have turnover month to month.

and hell, I'm projecting myself, I need to be out there finding replacements, at least one of my positions needs to be liquidated now. but I'm lazy, and I know it. you are lazy but delude yoself that you're not.

>>24072683
i could do better but i do trade and i cleared 13.6k last year, have realized 3.6k this years, have trades on now. and i did 40% last year, was up 10% this year. my mom did 30%. part of my strategy is patience, don't need to buy and sell every day, i'm fully invested and then some.

didn't sleep -_-' not like it matters. will get some during the day i guess, lift tonight. my mom has been getting fevers at night for a month and for the last two nights ive been too hot to sleep. i wonder if i'm getting sick too? it's been so long i can't even remember the last time. anyways down over 2% in the premarket. looking grim. hoping to catch penelope this morning, think she might already be up but i dunno.

off lows but still down a lot, 1.5%. gonna smoke weed, try to sleep some. no luck in love today.

>>24061609
>check out alpha investments
thanks for this.

i'm in lego limbo this morning. tried putting through another order but ran into a glitch. the order isn't showing up in the account, but i did receive an email from paypal confirming the purchase authorization. not going to get customer service involved. letting the lego gods sort it out and whatever happens is meant to be. hoping it goes through since i actually want to build the Model T, and i think the Maersk shipping containers will be sought after relatively soon.

+4.1% at open. bitcoin up this morning, eth up even more, and graphene is over $5 again. sold a little to pay for the plastic toys. world war iii is off to a profitable start. not sure what to make of that.

>>24073151
not gonna discourage you anymore. it's futile. that little wench is so undeserving but i hope you get what you want regardless.

got some sleep. actually green today. .04% but i am happy to see it, been a rough slide, down over 10% from my portfolio highs and i was not happy about the selloff this morning, glad it reversed. tomorrow is purim so we're going green again too. feeling good so i will get some lifts in tonight.

>>24074205
>purim

Are you unironically jewish?

>>24074283
i won't be celebrating purim if that's what your asking, and i only eat kosher incidentally. but i'd still say yes to that.

>>24074324
Explains everything

>>24074520
that's what i said when i found out. i was talking about my outlier iq and huge penis though, not sure what you mean.

farting a lot today. and after doing cardio for the first time in weeks, i'm reminded of something. pretty much everyone is full of poop. and that's not metaphorical, they're sitting there with 20 feet of impacted poop in their intestines fermenting into cancer. that is unless they do cardio regularly. that's the only way to prevent that. and everyone likes to walk around and act like they aren't in fact filled with a staggering amount of rotten poop, but they actually are. now anyways i know i said this wasn't metaphorical, but it actually kind of is. in our natural state we're filled with all sorts of evil, and it takes hard and regular work to keep us from getting filled with that, it has to be purged and replaced with the good, and not just once in a while.
having my smoothie and getting ready for the gym.

ugh forgot about my tea

the Dow Jones is doing hot
looking to roll with Nasdaq

lunar eclipse tonight

>>24075907
who fucking cares all I care about is fucking Nasdaq and Dow Jones
Niggerzzzz
and
Jewzzzz
niggerzzzzzz
and
jeewwzzzzzzzz

>>24075907
tell me more about this lunar eclipse

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>>24076147

anyways gym time. hoping to bench 200 3x5 tonight. i am sad and anxious, won't lie, hope to feel better tomorrow.

bench was in use. having tea and then will try again.

>>24074548
So you don't celebrate Jewish culture, and only follow their dietary rules sometimes? You just want to call yoself a jew but do absolutely jackshih else. Just call yoself something else, practicing Jews must hate people like you.

When I was Mormon I absolutely despised the crowd of Mormons that blatantly sinned but then showed up for church as if they were always little angels, just don't go to church at that point, you'll save yoself 3 hours on a Sunday. But heck even those dorks went to church, they're more Mormon than you are Jewish.

And funny enough if ya went to synagogue there's 100% more than a few jew girls who'd see you as less annoying than their parents, or at the least a handful of Jew moms desperate to set you up with their daughter. Go get yoself a big titty jew queen bro. Do it.

>>24076940
>mormon

: O
HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>24076387
not quite. opened up with 195, 6 reps, then did 200 5,4,4. had a good set of squats tonight though and said hi to a lot of gym friends.

>>24076940
i have jewish lineage but my family is white and secular. and i always eat kosher because vegetarianism is stricter. jew is an ethnicity and a religion, i am ethnically jewish.

(niggas a part of the jewish conspiracy)

>>24076940
you know damn well no girl will ever like him

his best chance is becoming an orthodox jew and being given a jewish bride.

But seriously I used to know a guy who was schizofrenic and he had a girlfriend while he was full on schizo and untreated he used to think he was a dragon or some shit and all kinds of other wacky shit so it is possible

>>24077064
-_-' jealous women secretly in love with me is half my problem and you already know that

>>24077064
There's countless girls that would love him, but not the one's he's chasing (not even referencing "penelope", btw). He's guided by lust based surface appearances so will not find what he's looking for because those women are not looking for his best qualities. If he gets himself properly oriented then all of that warping will morph back into place and he'll stand much higher chances. He does have some great, and rare qualities that are of exceptional value but what he's looking for can't see it, and he can't see the value of those he should be looking for. Many such cases. Sad!

>>24077083
the heart wants what it wants. i don't want a relationship so much as i want penelope. it got so bad i turned to dating apps to try to quench that but for now i really just want her. in the past i settled for people, i loved someone else but another opportunity came along who was pretty and i went with it, it didn't make me truly happy. i have to adore my partner or i just don't want to spend time with them. i adore penelope and want to spend all day with her. it's been a long time since i felt that about anyone and i doubted i could. what i've got is special and rare, i know that now, and it's what i really want and worth going after.
i do see what you're saying though, you make a lot of good points.

lol "penelope"

>>24077163
You're fucking freaking me out man true love doesn't exist

i love penelope too

>>24077166
you have a lot to learn. it very much is. didn't say that's what i was struck with, but in my mind it's the closest thing to it, or at least a prerequisite to it.

>>24077180
Is this Sam behind the screen cackling at me while calling me a pussy?

there's a lot to love about penelope, she's a great gal, I was wondering does she chat with anons very often?

>>24077182
a lot of weird things get said here. that's one of the weirder ones.

I think me jerking it is like this public affair sometimes, can't even jerk my dick in peace anons

one time i was jerking off in a public place, it was like this small nature trail path that connected to an even larger path, but this partial area was covered with trees as soon as you entered the path, it was sort of like some kind of garden, there was a lot of trees and then huge fields with huge untouched grass that is owned by this huge gigantic monastery that was kind of creepy looking

anyway i was under the trees and I was hidden by foliage and nobody was around walking the path for once so I had an opportunity and I jerked it quickly and nobody saw me

but then when i did i heard what sounded like a cougar it was growling and making all kind of cat noises and it sounded like it was distinctly coming from these bush/trees in the middle of this trail behind me and I heard something moving on the ground and dirt being stepped on and it sounded like the cougar or giant cat was running behind me it basically sounded just like if there had been something there