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I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day

why did you bake early

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I just hope that Fern has a wonderful day

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no niggers beyond that line
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>>24068592
the vibe was off by the end, so I wanted a clean slate

>>24068598
you should be raped

We need to be gangraping Benleaks

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>>24068600
i volunteer

>>24068600
sorry 4 caring

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Emotion

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I hope Chanchan has a good day.

>>24068611
kys simp

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>>24068611
post guitar

>>24068613
Not while Chanchan is alive.

>early leaks bake
>skull hyde in the thread
cursed thread. vibes catastrophically nuked.

benleaks didn't ask to be raped. no sane person would. but he had woven the scene of potential tragedy.

>>24068614
What's in it for me?

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It's an omen. an evil omen.

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claire podcast

>>24068588
the hype is growing, only two weeks until we found out if Sam Hyde is hosting or not

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>>24068619
the guitars are AI! I knew it!

>>24068622
It's funnier to me if he doesn't show up at all because that means FTL dies sooner.

i’m going back to the old thread. i feel unsafe here

>>24068623
I'll show you my guitars I don't feel like bothering my dad just to take a photo of his nice guitars for bant.

>>24068622
find out*

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>>24068620

>>24068622
>sam opening mints' ai ass pic story while taking a dump

>>24068598
time machine

Benleaks if he was in the military
>GET DOWN AND GIVE ME 20 PRONOUNS!!!

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snowglobe

>>24068654
boom!!

>>24068657
here comes the boom!
ready or not
here comes to boys from the south

Benleaks I have come to hurt you, reveal yourself and I promise a painless death. You don’t want to see me angry

I’m hiding from that anon, he’s scary

Listen to Litany by The Deathstill on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/YkEBY2ZN6GZfAiOlYc

>>24068660
gym teacher used to play that song and till i collapse by eminem every single day #myptsdstory

>>24068670
kys simp

>>24068582
face blindness is a sign of autism

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are we killing benleaks now? is it time?

nina niggers want to kill the beloved benleaks

>>24068671
sounds like good times

The world needs more love

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>>24068672
I love Chanchan too much for that.

I wish I was this cat.

claire is the key to all of this

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>>24068676
can i have the corpse?

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>>24068676
Word on the street is the early bake fucked up the vibes, straw that broke the bucks back.

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>>24068684
and that’s on clod

let’s play some late night musical chairs

I think we are more addicted to the idea of the show than the actually show itself

>>24068694
well seeing as there is no show this sounds correct

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s5 Jet kinda looks like the character in a David Lynch thats meant to be the physical embodiment of all of humanity's evil and corruption

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>>24068697
we are exactly two weeks away from the show

>>24068694
The show is gay and jewish.

If you're unironically obsessed with ftl its because you're a degenerate gooner jew.

>>24068702
I’m not jewish please give me that respect at least

>>24068703
Stop gooning. Stop obsessing over BPD egirls.

>>24068694
if it wasn’t for the threads i wouldn’t have even made it through s1 i think i mean i know

>>24068705
the girls are just a plus, I like watching retards get mentally tortured on the show

>>24068706
how does anyone watch without them

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>>24068699

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>>24068699
>LET'S GOON
>I'LL GOON ANYTHING THAT MOVES

>>24068712
oh my god this is scaring me really really bad

>>24068709
idk the rice counting filtered me until i found out about the threads a few days later

Wn2b listening to Maisonette 9 Club Music from GTA 4: The Ballad of Gay Tony

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>>24068688
is the clod a cigarette smoker? my favorite VGR bit is him buying a pack for the first time to look cool in front of her but not knowing how to use a lighter and then getting sick from the nicotine.

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>>24068707
favorite tortured retards? mine are thomas and coal I think

>>24068718
she vapes mostly i think chat

>>24068720
I gotta say jon is the top tortured retard, between season 1 and bloodgames, he really brought the peak retard entertainment.

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>>24068717
okay I'll use my imagination and pretend to listen to this music because no link

>>24068709
>>24068716
I rawdogged all of season 1 and most of season 2 I’m just built different

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claire pouring you a damn fine cup of coffee

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>>24068722
true he is pretty underrated actually

Jet has fucked up baby teeth like Bobby Peru

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we gotta chalk it down then Jet it up!

>>24068731
I heard he hasn’t lost his baby teeth yet. That’s why they look so fucked cause his adult teeth never came.

>>24068740
>gap
gay and proud

Wow y'all, what an exciting another night for Elestanque.live. The Felix-Josh rivalry really is heating up. Don't forget to tune in to see how feisty these two frogs can get!

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this is a picture of betty

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>>24068742
pretty good night of content, drunk josh is a demon

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>>24068716
Rice counting could be funny as a bit maybe. They could have made them do it for like ten minutes and then Sam just walks up and flips the table over throws a bunch of shit around and calls them all pathetic and tells them it was a test and they all failed or something.f

If you want to fuck with the contestants you have to fuck with the contestants. You gotta create that environment of paranoia. If they actually had a good plant you could even incorporate that into it. Just have Sam physically assault the guy and drag his ass out the front door and kick him down the steps in front of the rest of them or something.

Real solid plausible deniability for the roid rage too

I just feel like there could be more chaos. Fuck with the contestants and fuck with the audience even.

They got good ideas and people seem to enjoy it enough, it's just the execution that has been flawed. Everyone knew Damiel was a plant almost immediately, at least in the audience, from what I've seen in discussion online. Kind of defeats the point.

Jimmy, though. I still don't believe Jimmy is a real person. I'm still convinced that is a contrived identity. A dude who acts like Jimmy is gonna have some of his past dredge up, almost inevitably. Not a peep though.

Anyways hopefully they get it together and have decoupled from working with Asian gangsters. That never ends well.

>>24068746
Dark Josh is hilarious, but like Fenix's Alondra only seems to come out when he's super wasted. What do these references mean, non-Elestanque.live readers might wonder? Tune in and find out!

>>24068745
What u been doing champ

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gve me 1 reason not to betty bomb this threads all day

>>24068749
playing a mmorpg but i cant say which one bcuase people might harass me

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in another life

>>24068750
because we already know what betty looks like

also missing betty a whole lot everyday

>>24068750
I think you should do it because it will breathe new life into the threads

Like blowing up a balloon with your own farts or something

>>24068750
Please do

>>24068751
Good luck and love to the clan I will intercede with the ether dwellers on ur behalf

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>>24068755
theres no life in these threads in the first place

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>>24068750
you might as well there's nothing else going on right now

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>>24068759
lewd and rude

omg guys what if going on fishtank is like going in the black lodge and if you don't enter with perfect courage you will fuck production and your shadow will be turned into a meme by gooners to rape on /ftl/

ok bye pedophiles

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>>24068762
I know the feeling

>>24068764
omg this is scary

Post videos of Betty squirting and cumming

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shes an angel dont be rude

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>>24068750
Ariel is a disgusting ammonia smelling whore who pisses all over herself, starves herself, smokes crack, gets her simps to kill themselves, cuts herself deeply/fucked up scars, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2jTr3Dcd9E

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>>24068775
You wanted to smash at first don't lie

>>24068588
Based benji with a proper bake no mention of sardine tin trash or Nina glorious.

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angel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN0czUMRMU8

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betty bombing will not stop until cease all hate toward betty and embrace her as an perfect angel

anyways

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im smoking on hippie crasher rn ngl

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I Love Betty

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Lmfaoooo

Tai Nguyen is in BIG TROUBLE on reddit.com!

https://old.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/1rgt9m2/how_i_protect_my_car_parking_downtown/o7vwhrq/?context=1

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>HA HA.. poor people

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uncut weiners look so weird.. all weiners look weird but they are just like a different kind of ew. i see why they started circumsition

>>24068793
Yeah, and then they all castigate him for allegedly insulting poor people lol

Why does everything have to be new anyway, a 20 year old car used to be totally normal

>>24068795
t. the most raped kikeslave

>>24068793
At least he can drive they are probably home schooled freaks

>>24068795
Do you often randomly think about cocks?

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>>24068795
HA-HA! genital mutilation!
>>24068796
I didn't think Nissan Sentras could last that long

>>24068800
you can still drive if you're home schooled

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its not random if he posted his thing...

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I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day

>>24068804
look its just a plain fact look at them they look weird like a dog pp

>>24068804
They're wrong about his car, it's a 2007 Prius

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we are not here to debate circumsitions

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>>24068807
>HAH HAH... Herpes Simplex Virus Type 2!

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We ARE here to discuss cocks

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>>24068809
That makes sense. Toyota and Honda engines last forever.

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>We ARE here to discuss cocks

im not surpised desu is fishtank fans

>>24068814
Nice cock bro

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD6FBHD3ixE

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>>24068829
too lewd. delete this

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i wish i could say hi to her hopefully she reads this

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shes still really mad at me btw

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I'll pass the message along for you don't worry

>>24068851
Are you the guy Betty told she'd unblock if he did heroin?

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she probly get mad at you if you do so idk if thats a good idea...

>>24068853
yeah but i dont have heroin and she never keeps her end of the deal she hates me

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that's why she's mad
he never did the heroin

>>24068857
Did you not give her 500 at Christmas or something?

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desu i dont even know why shes still so mad at me i did everything i could to show her i was sorry and didnt mean to act that way

>>24068862
what does this matter mind your busness

>>24068857
Hey, I remember your posts. You like to give your disposable income to her. You should give it instead to Elestanque.live! It's a great show with a small, close-knit family feel.

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sometimes i gave all my incomes

>>24068867
That's great! Even better! Roberto could use all the help possible. Think of yourself as part of something bigger than you, and you help out a small Salvadoran company!

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she still hates me idk i wish life was different

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Betty can't be mad at me. I won't let her.

>>24068864
You make it all our business though?

way to go dude, ruining the vibes and benleaks' thread

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imagine letting a girl be mad at you? that's so BETA chat

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these threads move slow now hopefully fishtanks never air again

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Early bakes are bad omens
I warned you

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>>24068874
thats not true i really have no choice is let her be mad at me what can i honesty do?? think about it.

she always secretly hated me im psure

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women just subconsciously hate BETA males I think

they can't control it like a natural reaction

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one time she reshared my art on x and saying how pretty it was but then a couple hours later she deleted it and never even tell me why? so i just deleted that twitter. i guess someone got mad at her for it? its always something weird like that.

she still has me blocked now so i dont even use it because thats the only reason i ever used it for... i miss her a lot

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i only check like once or twice a week now to see if im still blocked but its always yes

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These games were hype I remember renting the n64 one from blockbuster

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she always blocked me or get mad at me no matter what i do

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Just put the heroin in the veins chat

>bettypedos are back
grim

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>>24068894
i like that picture but its literally not possible if i dont have access to it.. all my social networks fell apart a long time ago when people start moving away and getting maried. im lost at life. 100% i will die alone like she said

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HEROIN GANG WOOOOO !!!

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Cool clods say the darndest things
This was such a goat fucking thread. Guy who does the /ftl/ podcasts please do that one.

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i would literally do anything for her i could

>>24068903
Would you move on and stop simping? Because that is the best thing you could do for her

i basically have. i dont watch her streams i dont interact with tweets or make alt accounts i just stay blocked this is only place i post about her. also simping is a very toxic word to use.

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dead thread is dead

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can you simp for someone who use to be your friend?

>>24068912
betty bombing will continue until everyone stop hating on betty (and me)

Wet Ass Penis

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https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/20730387/#20730697

>>24068594
Rine end here

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pro boner btw

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how could LGBTQ Sam Hyde say something so controversial yet so brave

>>24068919
@Klaus nigga why you so nasty and fucked up

end of rine

>>24068922
>>24067949
>cope harder nigger

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was that me? I don't think that was me chat

>>24068935
No, it was Claire who said that.

wet ass clarie needs her dog pussy taken to the pound kennels

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he’s back! season 5 is saved!

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>>24068939
Genuinely how many of y'all would crack Claire? Show of hands plz

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>>24068948

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I know Jin would SMASH

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>>24068996
I may...

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/ftl/ would SMASH

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I know Jin would RAPE

>>24068991
Crack as in crack her skull with a bat?

>>24069009
As in have sex with her

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i am watching DSP play resident evil requiem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9UCW1WT45A

>>24068991
usually i wouldn't but im in a state rn

maybe if she came with benji in a package deal

>>24069011
Oh then no.

>>24068777
Nah even before I realized just how evil she was, I knew she was too BPD for my tastes.

Major arm cutting scars are a deal breaker for me.

>>24068991
perbraps, perfaps

>>24069008
Binx is lucky I was too retarded and lazy to stream snipe her, y'all
>>24069013
I know that feel

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>>24068901
not the og podcast anon but here is the claire episode:

https://voca.ro/12MWzuvZoKbj

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>>24069017
suuuuure they are

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/ftl/ loves hags

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Jin fears the Binxio
She is far too powerful

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oh i made a poll to ask if i should get TRT and if that would fix me and help get betty to like me more

https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYWzw4na

>>24069035
Is this real?

>>24069035
true

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klaus seemed like he was asking for the jin edit so this is counterbalance for the threads

>>24069046
yes

>>24069022
Nah for real the cutting scar shit is a no-go for me.

I can tolerate a lot, but there are things I won't fuck with and BPD cutting scar bitches like Ariel are not for me.

>>24069013
push comes to shove you could use her as a human shield

>>24069046
afraid so

>>24069053
What about all the piss and weird porn?

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>>24069056
Yeah any chick who posts herself like that online for the world to see is a deal breaker for me too.

You really have to be a sick twisted fuck to be into a chick like Ariel Fartylooloo.

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love her so much it hurts sometimes

>>24068991
I would not

>>24068901
She called me a nigger last night

>>24068948
>he thinks he will be paid
LOL

>>24069073
She's disgusting

Elestanque.live update! Everyone is asleep. Production is asleep. But there is ambient background noise. Sometimes birds call out. Chimpanzees talk to each other, or some animal does. It is all very calming. Tune in now!

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nope not disgusting shes beautiful

im gonna fall asleep this isnt over though make the next OP a betty OP and i will cease spamming otherwise pay the price

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NEW

>>24069114
>>24069114
>>24069114

new

>>24069114
>>24069114
>>24069114

>>24069117
You ever stop sucking cock DD you complete faggot

Is my IP still banned?

Nice

>>24068682
This is Austin/The_Prick