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I can only grow my beard out for two months before it goes from bushy hipster to rape hobo and women start crossing the street if I am behind them downtown.

I wonder what a yeard would look like on me

Make-up for men.

i suggest nothing
that being said, any day i do a fresh cut people visibly are intimidated in some way which is odd because i’m a manlet but there’s a certain aura to seeing a skinned and visibly tatted up white dude that browns and liberal faggots perceive

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>>24071963
you may not like it but this is what true wizards look like.

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lol

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>>24071963
Whiskers.

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>>24071973

>>24071965
Nothing that God gave you is make up, you just are effeminate and look weak. More like an overgrown boy.

>>24071976
>religious spammer resorts to bait when nobody responding to his spam

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>>24071963
I know you've been waiting for someone to do this, so here you go OP.

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>>24071978

>>24071964
>Big Arsch Burger

>>24071965
What a gay comparison. It's natural, not chemicals that we paint on every day. It also serves a purpose beyind vanity, winter is cold and men who can grow real beards know how warm they are.

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>>24071979
King of Kings
God of Gods
Lord of Beards
ICXC NIKA

>>24071978
nice work anon.

>>24071974
>If you don't believe in my version of God then you're a heckin evil sinner!
The fact that you posted this is enough to condemn your soul.

>>24071966
>manlet
>baby face
>aura
You're an actual child.

>>24071977
What the fuck are you talking about, m8?

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>>24071983

>>24071987
Australians are the most secular Anglos on the planet. Truly a miserable existence. Have mercy on him

>>24071978
He's still got it!

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>>24071987
forgot beardpic

>>24071986
>babyface
having a shaved head and face doesn’t make you a “babyface” you fucking retard
enjoy your neck beard, i shave because i get 5’oclock shadow at noon

>>24071978
blessed post.
i get a sense of philosophical fierce artistic steadiness from this hairy fella.

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>>24071988

>>24071978
really great to see quality shitposting again after awhile

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>>24071994

i feel disgusting, i must shave

>>24071982
Annoying getting your beard hair constantly yanked by your jacket zipper. Condensation on your mustache. Blowing your nose and having mucus all in your whiskers. Simply not worth it in my experience. And forget about in the summer. Clean shaven or stubble is optimal.

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>>24071996

Eastern Orthodox mysticism is not Christian, and not suitable for white men.

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>>24072000
ntw next year will mark the 2,000th year anniversary of the start of our Lord Christ's ministry

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>>24072000
Was fine for St Alfred the Great. I think you are just indoctrinated by modern religious americanism

>>24071978
The exodia of facial hair

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>>24072001
>>24072000
>not Christian

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>>24072007
>St Ignatius is not Christian
hold my beard while I get devoured by lions in the Colosseum

>>24071978
Damn bro, save some pussy for the rest of us.

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>>24072007
fuck off, christ-kike

>>24072003
Iconodules and papists involve themselves with extrabiblical practices and works and denying the complete and sufficient work of our Savior on the cross.

Never trust a Westerner who concerts to Eastern Orthodoxy. It's the biggest LARP ever. One week in the pews wirh Olga and Boris, reciting incantations over a bedazzled skeleton with a bunch of bearded swarthy men would cure most of their delusions.

Join a Bible believing Reformed anf confessional church.

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>>24072011

>>24071978
>Biblically accurate angels

>>24071998
None of those "issues" are real for Whites. Indians are gross no matter what facial hair you have don't blame the beard for your shitty genes.

>>24071966
retard, next time just say 'I'm a neo-commie with a full head tattoo', because that's the only way what you said makes sense

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>>24072013
>One week in the pews
We don't use pews.

>>24071992
Cry about it.

>>24072005
Kek

I'm just teasing. I have no ill will towards the Orthodox, but I do disagree with the doctrine of the EO church. I'm a member of the Orthodox Presbyterian Church myself. May Christ guide us all.

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>>24072014

>>24071963
For me it's the philosopher beard

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>>24072020
We'll be here when you want the real deal, and feel the need to go back to the beginning.
God bless you, good strength for Great and Holy Lent

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>>24072021

When engaging in intimate skinship with the fairer sex, she will prefer either a clean and smooth face or a long and soft face, for a rough and short face will be injurious with friction

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>>24072024

>>24071965
Facial hair grows naturally. Makeup is artificial.

>>24072016
Romans remarked about how either the Gauls or Germans all grew facial hair so large that everything they drank was strained through their large moustaches and everything they ate got in it

>>24072016
I'm white and yes it is if you can grow a real beard. Lmao. How the fuck does hair getting stuck in zippers and mucus have anything to do with the race of the dude? You're in the running for dumbest post of year contender, you absolute mongoloid.

>>24072021
Ya know, I like the Orthodox shit and everyone now and then I'll watch one of Father Spyridon's videos. But I can't see anything through for a week or two, never mind a year of being a catechist or whatever they call it in Orthodox. Also, 3 hour liturgy? Fuck that

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>>24072025
sex? do you know where you are?

>>24071967
He's not a Wizard, he's Monk, with a few levels in Cleric

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>>24072030
The kingdom of heaven is taken by violence. The gate is narrow and difficult is the way that leads to eternal life, and there are few who find it.
but
I can do all things, through God who strengthens me. Apart from God, you can do nothing.

>>24071978
You may not like it, but this is what PEAK MASCULINITY looks like

>>24072017
my tattoos are on my arms and my family escapes commie persecution in katyn, some died
fuck you

Israelite here.
Jewish through my father's line, so not Halachic Jew.
Finding myself opening more and more to the spiritual heart of the Orthodox Church as I learn more. I have love for Jesus. I see the messages he tried to give to the children of Israel. Seeing all these quotes from the sages of the Orthodoxy are really resonating with me too. I won't "change" teams because I was sworn into the covenant as a baby and I have to uphold my end of the deal, but I also recognize that for the world outside of Israel, Christianity was a way forward so long as people kept both faith and acts, though the Romans sent the Christians astray too.

Anyway, writing this to tell you all that I love you and will not let my back be turned to you no matter what the evil ones do. You are my brothers and I truly believe we must stand united as one.

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>>24072032
True human beings redeemed and united to Christ, the Lord and Master of Creation, are themselves lords and masters of creation

>>24072019
cry about shaving the beard i can grow if i want?
fake masculinity faggotry, congratulations on being able to do what all men can do bud.

>>24071978
what vidya does this guy play?

i have facial hair what does this mean

>>24071963
'Member when the Millennials were all running around in man buns and beards? I wonder if any of the faggy shit they'd put in their beards would work on eyebrows. Need fierce gigabrows.

>>24071964
I have not had a good experience at McDonald’s in so long I can’t remember. It’s always stale, lukewarm, bleh. I switched over to Wendy’s, which was a big improvement.

>>24071978
LOL. that's fuckin' great.

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>>24072036
Sunk cost fallacy is one of the biggest reasons why the Pharisees and Sadducees killed God. And that is why Jerusalem was obliterated, and the Jewish people scattered throughout the ends of the earth, as Christ prophesied.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%2021%3A24&version=KJV

You wouldn't be changing teams. You would be becoming a true inheritor of the promise of your forefathers.

>>24071968
I think that’s true.

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>>24072036
You cannot know and commune with God except by the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church.

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>>24071979
Lol. That’s pretty good. Saved. That’s a poignant comment. And it resonates with anyone who’s familiar with what he’s describing. The abyss of despair is a bleak place indeed. But God is good. You can always trust that. It’s the truest truth can can know. You can trust the truth of Gods goodness everywhere you go and in every experience you have.

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>>24071999
That’s probably good advice.

>>24072010
Wow! Those are some harsh words. lol. I don’t this guy likes Jews very much.

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>>24071963
that chart is accurate
I have a long beard (used to be dark red, but it's all white, now), a long moustache (it's always been blonde, and still is) and long devil eyebrows (and I don't do shit to make these like so, on the contrary)
I also used to have metalhead long hair, until my 30's, but I'm in the second half of my 40's, so I buzz cut, now

the eyebrows are mildly concerning: they really do the devil-aquino thing (not exagerating) on their own, so I wax them with super hard moustache wax to try and tame them
it barely lasts the day before they relapse (in the morning, they really are full aquino tier), so I cut them a bit when they get too long
I think the devil does it, but I'm not quite sure what to think of it

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>>24072050
It is worth mentioning that Hieromonk Zacharias Zacharou, St Sophrony's spiritual son and successor abbot of his monastery, says that the world is so secular now and people are becoming so progressively weak to temptations, that even St Sophrony's popular quote here is outdated. It may have worked for his generation, but ours is too weak even for that, we will too quickly fall into despair. Archimandrite Zacharias suggests now that being thankful is the best we can hope for, because we can't pray unceasingly like the great ascetic fathers of old, and we can't face the true depths of the world now - but we can give thanks to God in every moment, and use every action as a way to give thanks and therefore restore communion.
This is all assuming you actually are receiving Holy Communion, though, in the normal Orthodox life of the Church. Otherwise this world will chew you up and spit you out, as is happening to everyone else in society as you can see.

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I want one of those old timey boxer mustaches.

>>24071967
he watched his mom's pussy open up as he came screaming out

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>>24071963
What do you call this facial hair type?

>>24072056
it just takes wax and cutting it more on the middle than on the sides (if you want food to reach your mouth more than your moustache)

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>>24072067
Memelord Paisios

>>24071978
Lel saved

>>24072036
You’re most welcome as our brother in Christ, Shia. I would say it’s best to focus on Jesus. He’s very accessible. Every range of intellect can be satisfied and swayed by his teachings. Everyone from the simple peasant to Issac Newton.
>for His word is like a two-edged sword that cuts to the bone, yeah unto the very marrow.
Do always remember that mind can assist in the strengthening of your faith, but it can also be a big hindrance. The heart is the focus of The Gospel. The heart is what it’s all about. Don’t get me wrong, it’s very important to understand what you believe and why you believe it. But its power is sourced in the heart.

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>>24071963

>>24071967
Who breastfed him?

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>>24072073
He was abandoned as an orphan on Mount Athos, where no women are allowed. He was raised by the fathers.

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gimme dat reverse goatee AKA the Matthew Arnold

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>>24072074

>>24072044
The scattering was likewise promised in the book of Deuteronomy, and the covenant itself is everlasting. The Israelites will be slapped around, but still be preserved as a fulfillment of the Almighty's promises until we truly return in repentance.

For those not already in that covenant, it's natural to have explored attaining a second one, and that offered through Christ is an understandable outcome.

>>24072046
I truly believe any person can discover and experience God, as this is supported in scripture even outside of the Israelites during the time of Moses.

>>24072070
I will stay the course and trust that the Almighty will deliver the truth unto all of us and forgive us for where we fall short. It may sound like cope, but I really do believe we are nearly in the time of the redemption. It's very close, I really think so. Prayer every day...

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>>24072008
get the fuck out MEL GIBSON
i knoweth thy name and by thy name thou art accursed, mortal flesh

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>>24072080
Mel Gibson is a roman catholic

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>>24072075
Would still need some milk.

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>>24072083
lots of people over the last century and more have never been breastfed

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>>24072081
apostate
thou shall slave for my daemonic horde in the underworld

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>>24072087

Not political

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>>24072088

Not being able to grow a full beard sucks man

>>24071965
Make-up for chinlets

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>>24072089
sssssshhhhhhhsssaaahhhhhh u i shall name....uufffshhhhh

>>24071980
uncanny

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>>24072005
Can you imagine if Jesus came back and saw how much you cared about what others thought of your spirituality based on your appearance?

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>>24072098
you're allowed to laugh at jokes you know, mr baptist

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>>24071967

>>24071978
emperor ganishka!

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>>24071963
Clean shaven since ever, due to having t-rex jaw

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>>24072103
kneel

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>>24072107
become enlightened fren

>>24071965
what is shaving? women's leg and armpit pruning for men? I like women's legs wrapped around my face not treating my face like a woman's legs.

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>>24072109
ffaalll huuumAN

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>>24071965
Sometimes, right? For me having wildly unkempt long hair despite balding and not often shaving my facial hair can be attributed to my sheer laziness and comfy middle-aged lifestyle. If you see a clean-shaven fellow in my neck of the woods there's a good chance he's either a cuck or an oilfield worker or perhaps both. Or maybe he's self-conscious about his face-hair sparseness. Even Air Force dudes are permitted beard hair, but I think it needs to conform to some trim limitations... can't look too scraggly or whatever - like a typical porno chick's muff.

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>>24072124
Last one
God bless you the reader

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>>24072125
blessed Great and Holy Lent

lole jannies were reading the orthothread and blasted it once it stopped

Jewbro still here.
Keep these quotes coming, it brings me great peace to know that we are of the same heart.

>>24072230
I'm pretty much out, thanks for reading
Pick up a copy of the Philokalia, it's a whole book of those types of quotes

>>24072112
>be in almost every GET thread
>never make it into a screen cap
I fucking hate this place