>>24072673
hi emo, I'm anon

I'm a lemon

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I'm elmo

I am a great big fr00t! Haha!

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im retarded

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>>24072943
I enter the thread
I read your post
I laugh

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Stolen valor. You're just depressed and like emotional music.
Name 3 emo bands and their non mainstream album.

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>>24073298
Escape the fate (Dying Is Your Latest Fashion)
Pierce The Veil (Collide with the Sky)
Ghost Town (The After Party)

Maybe a little mainstream though

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>>24072673
Ur such a poserrrr owmaigawwwd

>>24073302
Yeah stolen valor mall emo nushit. All those bands are post hardcore bands and those albums are their most popular. You couldn't whip out MCR's Danger Days because you're not in the know. You just like the aesthetic of emo not the lifestyle. You're wearing a costume.

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>>24073567
fuck

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>>24073567
Emos are GAY normie eveyrytime i hear emo i can't help but think of either FAGGOTS who cut themselves or those big ass Aussie birds
Metalheads are way cooler

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>>24073592
So, like, boomer metal or what? Listening to the same music that my dad and uncle like makes me feel weird.

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>>24073596
>So, like, boomer metal or what?
Yes
Together with lsd from great uncles pocket

https://youtu.be/pOfBdvuky1s?si=4EqDZqcKqfGxJYxG

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>>24073580
Here's a mandatory listening list so you can pull your head in and be a real emo.

It all starts here with Rites of Spring.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLglUu7rOaMDvXY-Ah6PHTbCe8wgZxb9pt&si=mBRLqv2kydKq3aTB

Sunny Day Real Estate encapsulates the Midwest emo vibe

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeCO3VkusdWQBo4DJYk_CuoC9hxofjb5G&si=nSTv2krqXLGMc-x0

Move straight into American Football for the refined Midwest emo sound LP1 is choice

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL17bOsiS5yPp9HNAcjTHesZW9iqZkAJHO&si=k3R2RFKsSnlhVGa1

Dashboard is mandatory

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_l-uiYhxWUx0ExCc39mwE3DhAtJ-lCYpJ8&si=7X8NCJ30_JjaTU8D

30 seconds to Mars was part of the mainstream push

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kueOuYw2YRgy9Hs1UqZ9m6kZjvn2Z2uO0&si=FttSsuts1TQmURBw

Finish it off with MCR's bridge between the mainstream and the underground

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lsmUgLd5wSOVo4LbA6mmIekQGEwGJ4amo&si=yjA1fPVAtX1qJk8Y

Now you have an appreciation for the craft and scene. Start looking into MGK's revival efforts along with Sueco if you enjoy a more modern sound.
>>24073592
I hate metal. All noise no substance. I don't enjoy metal heads either. Their women aren't interested in relations unlike emo girls. Emo lifestyle is about love, loss and the human experience not at the top but in the middle.

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>>24073604
Their boomer metal CDs are what got me into it when I was a smol shota.
This is what I really listen 2 nowadays desu.

https://youtu.be/3WNaaPe41Dk

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>>24073618
Sorry but I don't even straighten my hair or wear skinny jeans anymore. I CAN'T be emo.

>>24073629
I remember straightening my thick hair... God I miss my thick hair

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>>24073629
>I can't be emo because I took the costume off
Where's the button that let's me come to your house and punch you in the face?

>>24073636
That ugly elf shouldn't lay hands on that titty demon

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>>24073633
You can still do it if you're okay with weird looks. just bee urself

>>24073636
Everyone knows that you have to straighten your hair and wear black skinny jeans to be emo. Otherwise you're just a poser conformist. Also you have to have at least 5 warped tours under your belt or your yapping card gets revoked. I was there when the bombs dropped.

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>>24073618
>I hate metal. All noise no substance.
Based game, corny poster+ YWNBSF (you will never be Sally face)

Metal boys are prime tho

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Back in my day being emo meant cutting yourself, abusing prescription drugs... the difference to other teen girls was that they dressed in black clothes and listened to shitty indie bands

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I remember my friends older sister asking me if my other friend was emo because he wore black socks.
>Me
Yeah hes emo
>Her
Wow thats hot

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>>24073645
Grok order an Apple hit team to anons house.
>>24073646
You know it's funny you'd say that. One of my bf's is literally Larry. I even buy him metal band shirts that he likes. Yeah one day imma have to wear corpse paint or whatever the hell it is but that's okay. He'll enjoy it.
I'm not Sal from the game. I'm Sal from the fantasies of girls on Pinterest.

>>24073651
I've always thought pill habits were so scary and easily translated to harder opiates... is this fear unfounded?

>>24074046
>I'm Sal from the fantasies of girls on Pinterest.
Based old delusional man thinking he's a teenage girls dream

>>24074053
Nah its an acceptable fear, its good to have respect of stuff like that, the type of kids that already did prescription meds in middle or high school most of them end up as low lifes

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>>24074070
Unfortunately due to my interests, musical tastes and choices in entertainment I run afoul of delusional girls who think a man in his 30s would be willing to commit a felony solely to validate her worst behavior.
While yes there's sick fuck moids who groom little girls there's also sick fuck little girls trying to groom grown men into pedos.

>>24074282
I'm sorry but please don't groom any more kids you already groomed my boyfriend when he was in high school ags....

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"Ay yo these kids just keep throwing themselves onto me trying to groom ME"

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Are the Normie files about to get leaked? Grown ass men shouldn't even be talking to underage girls on the internet DESU.

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>>24074291
Whichin?
>>24074308
The Normie files would just be my collection of banter dick pics, face shots and various dox information. Well maybe some of my less than above board weapons deals might come to light. Idk how y'all feel about importing and promoting experimental weapons from Taiwan. The most shocking thing would be peering into my discord. You'd piss your pants to discover that nothing you thought about me was true and my server is only for playing TTRPG's and the most mild memes. Pic very much so related.
I guess you could make a stink over the books and instructions I have on my NAS like the improvised munitions handbook...
>Oooooooooooooooo look Normie was a heckin terrorist ooooooooooooooooo
Eh. Everyone knows better. I'm more likely to take all my money, fly to Iran and start clapping the regime than harm an American citizen.
To say the files would be underwhelming is an understatement.