This dude's just got a pig face

>>24083547
probably help to not use a pic that looks like it was from linkedin

>>24083547
I can fix him in 6 months. Lose 60 pounds on ozempic, shave the head, get dental treatment, work out, and take a more interesting picture.

>>24083547
Only if you date some in their 30s. And don't get me started on women in their 40s...

>>24083547
Yes. The end

kids talk shit about shaving your head and growing a beard then they grow up and look like him

Forgot the unspoken fourth 6. 6/10 if you meet the other three 6s

>>24083547
>30m
Dude looks 50

>>24083547
Dating is only ever miserable if you are ugly

>>24083547
He needs to stop trying to look like your Republican aipac congressman

>>24083551
this, you can easily get with younger women if you don't give a fuck about what people say, you have resources and status they find attractive and they all have daddy issues and want to piss off their parents and show how mature they are by seducing an older guy.
Just don't believe their lies, once they sucker you in, they'll ditch you. You have to "hold frame" as the pua's used to call it constantly with them or else they'll get the ick, and accuse you of taking advantage of them etc.
But also, if you're alone in your 30's, you're probably pretty used to being alone, why shatter that peace by sharing it with a woman who just brings pain and suffering? Sure it sounds nice having someone to fuck and cuddle and be together with, but honestly, women are just annoying at this point to me. I wish I could just fuck 'em, but I always get attached, so I just try not to go further than flirting.

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>Be Gen Z
>Swiping on Hinge
>Get a match
>Heart starts pounding as you open up the chat
>Stare at the prompt
>Pull up the calculator app on your phone and calculate the exact amount of time to wait so that you seem assertive but not overeager
>Do a quick scan of her profile pictures
>Notice plants in the background
>enhancethatonejohnson.jpg
>Bingo
>Type out a message
>”hi! i like your plant!”
>Hold your breath as you see the response bubbles working
>”i don’t garden”
>Goddamn it
>A bead of sweat rolls down your temple as you frantically scan her other pictures
>Zoom in on a picture and notice a smudge on her travel mug in a picture of her hiking
>Yeti
>You type a message, delete it, type another, and delete it again while praying she isn’t looking for response bubbles
>”ah, ok. nice yeti cup, I was thinking of getting one”
>You end the message with a smile emoji, but quickly reconsider and delete it
>”yeah they’re good I guess”
>You feel your sphinter contract and your scrotum wither as you sense that you’re losing her
>Wait… you saw her holding a Starbucks cup!
>Begin typing a joke about a complicated Starbucks order that you think of on the fly with the speed of an NSA supercomputer
>Your body is now in full fight or flight mode
>Your perception of time is at a crawl as adrenaline screams through your veins
>Your finger slams the send key as you near hyperventilation
>You nearly vomit as you see that she has now unmatched you
>The events flash through your prefrontal cortex as your limbic system violently wrenches control from your amygdala, it buckles and warps under the strain of fighting to reconcile the trauma of what has just happened
>Mission failed. Well get ‘em next time

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>>24083547
Learn about the SMV curve. Consider that most zoomer males aren't having sex while most zoomer females are having sex. That's because women naturally find older men more attractive. This comes with the caveat that you have to not age like crap. A Chad in his 30s with a house and sports car is going to slay harder than he did in his 20s when he was a poorfag renting an apartment and working an entry level job. Most of the prime pussy doesn't go for broke zoomers. It's the wealthy older men that take pussy from the younger less powerful men.

>>24083547
Imagine thinking women actually care about 666 when your face looks like that. Why are men so fucking clueless about women?

>>24083551

FUCK YOU WELL POISONER I AM GETTING MY ASS HANDED TO ME OUT HERE

>>24083547
Men in their late 30s have a 40% higher match rate than men and in their late 20s. So a 1.4% chance of matching compared to a 1% chance lmao

>>24083559
lmao
relatable

>>24083547
Have you ever experienced, even the smallest bit, an IMPROVEMENT in your opinion about women over time? Would you expect your desire to be around them to improve over time?

>>24083549
>>24083550
>>24083557
>>24083555
this

also he should get a goatee and some oakley. he looks like a fucking redditor

>>24083556
Oh god I wish that were true.

Dating is, and has always been, a fools errand.

I'm 33, have been married for 11 years to the love of my life.

We are swingers, and as such enjoy casual sex with others as part of our relationship dynamic. Neither of us are the jealous type, so it works well.

Seriously - the key to happiness as a man is to have a woman that you know will stand by you through everything.

Dating is a total waste of time, money, effort, and emotions.

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>>24083566
>he should get a goatee and some oakley

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>>24083547
Nope. Lots of single moms to choose from LMAO

>>24083560
This nigga doesn't know that she WILL try to move in with you if you have a big house. I live in a tiny place strictly to make it impossible for that to happen. I have over 500K in my brokerage account and no debt, but several girlfriends under the age of 21.

>>24083547
Angry women that can't stop being angry even in a nice restaurant. The ex. Faaaaahk. The ex the ex the ex.

And why aren't there any men making enough money to buy a $2 million dollar stick house in shitty citty so I can drop my crotch fruit and settle in to chow down into hampiggery? Where are the real men? (Glares hard at you across the table) WHAT??? YOU"RE HAVING ANOTHER BEEEER????

Seriously guys, just jack off at porn.

Anybody got some hot Greta AI porn? for some reason that little munchkin tard give me a stiffy.

>>24083569
kek

>>24083568
Just say you’re a cuck. It’s faster.

>>24083569
that infographic works ngl

>>24083547
7.5/5/5’10”

I am married with kids

>>24083569
I unironically wrote this message. I’m still stuck on /pol/ at least I’m happily married

>>24083547
I wouldn't know, I didn't go on a single date in the last 21 years and I'm 48.

>>24083577
Do you have biological children?

>>24083579
Yes - 3 of them now

>>24083547
Trying to date out of your league, unless you are rich is always miserable

>>24083547
Yes it is, but ONLY if you search around your age.

The secret is to date 18-25, ignore all age gap fuckery, is better to listen to a naive 19 yo and her idealistic worldviews than a bitter 32yo demanding you to be better than all her exes

>>24083547
No, it's worse.

>>24083547
>pursuing women in 2026
You deserve everything happening to you

If you’re still dating at 30 you didn’t learn anything the previous decade

Women are trash

>>24083566
If you go to the post you see him say he is a reddit mod on his hinge profile

>>24083559
>be 40-something boomer millennial
>match with 20 year old zoomer
>sup baybee u lookin for a SD
>yes daddy
It's that easy.

>>24083569
>Ladies you are lookin' good tonight!!
>OMG RAPE!!!!!!

>>24083571
>he thinks being a propertyless rentoid with 500k in VOO is impressive

>>24083547
he looks like an accountant or real estate agent

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>>24083547

Yeah I went on a few dates last year, I have no idea what they even want. It was so much better back in my early and mid 20's, actually fun and enjoyable.

>>24083566
He'd slay if he did

>>24083566
So look like a migger who gets no oussy outside of trashy 3/10s

>>24083593
Go back to your containment thread migger lmao

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>>24083547
It isn't when you aren't a fat ugly fuck without any interesnting hobbies

>>24083547
32 here
My current gf is an 18 year old Latina
Before that I was with an 18 year old schizo/bpd chick. Not worth the trouble, dumped her when she turned 19.

5'11, live at home with my mom, make like 60k/year. Dating is easier now than in my 20s living on my own
Just avoid hags and you'll be fine

>>24083587
if you're really shitty with money, it is, lol

>>24083594
>oussy

>>24083547
Actually dating did a completely 180 for me. I've been dating 26 year olds.

>>24083597
Based, any tips for finding them? Does going to the club work?

>>24083547
666 rule is a meme, dating is almost purely face business and this dude has a literal pig face

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>>24083547
>Pig face
>Fat
Even if he lost weight, mother fucker never stood a chance in this dating market, will say he has more hair than I do.

>>24083547
oh yeah i wouldn't bother unless you are just really desperate

easier to stay single

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>>24083548
>This dude's just got a pig face

>>24083547
no one is dating.
and if they are, it's through their established networks.

>>24083605
Yes, OINK, women are much more brutal when it comes to facial aesthetics than we are, by a long mile.

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>>24083559
>Be 36 yr old boomer
>Match with this same chick
>Hey are you looking for a dad?
>yes daddy
>fuck her within hrs of meeting her make her call me dad and choke her out while I raw dawg cream pie her.
>she tells me she’s ovulating afterwards

>>24083547
Jeb bush lookin ass

great another 36 year old who looks 17 thread

>>24083608
clavicular lookin ass

>>24083608
That's a man

>>24083612
:)

>>24083547
Kill yourself nigger

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No matter how many times we have this thread it just never seems to get old.

>666 rule
Participating in satanic rituals I guess? Sounds about rite for "people" who use hookup apps.

It really does suck that pretty much everybody, men and women only have their 20s to date. From your 30s on to your death around 75 most people become undatable when only a few years earlier you may have had a chance.

The worst part is, most of us don't even get their shit together until their mid 30s so when you're finally ready to get serious, it's already too late from the start

>>24083617
Nice fagposting

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>>24083560
>23
>36
Massive cope, this is the real curve

>>24083547
No fucking way this guy has "6 pack abs".
>>24083566
Kek Google the post title, he's a reddit mod

>>24083618
People should be more up front about the reality of the situation so that they will take it seriously and not miss their chance.

The worst thing you can tell a young person is to be slow, take your time, there's all the time in the world to accomplish your goals, like having a family. When in reality, you're leading them on and tricking them into missing their very tiny window for the ideal life.

Yes, obviously some men and women find love in their 30s on up but it gets harder and harder every year and when you do find it, it's not going to be the fun, passionate romance of a couple twenty year olds. More transactional and business like.

My advice to young men is to knock up a girl in your 20s, don't wait. It's best to do it before you have a career so in the inevitable divorce you have nothing to take. Then after you leave her ass you get your shit together and keep all your money for yourself. You get to have a family and be independent and free. That's a win win

>>24083621
He probably thought the last 6 was 6 inches

>>24083547
You could not design a dweebier looking man in a lab.
That looks like a caricature of a stereotypical accountant.
The guy looks like he butters toast for fun.

>>24083622
>inevitable divorce
Then why waste time with that hoe?
>keep all your money for yourself
LOL LMAO if you make more money they'll rise your child support
>You get to have a family
If you're divorced you don't have a family

Way to lead anons straight to hell, the only right thing you said is that there is no time to waste

>>24083547
why would you want to date?
the conversation?
do you like dancing?

>>24083547
It’s nightmare mode. Only if rich or good looking will you be able to get with women 5/10 or higher otherwise it’s just single moms and obese women

>>24083622
No one asked for your faggot advice nigger. If you want a gf go and get one if you don't then don’t

>>24083589
I'm not buying your overpriced boomer mansion

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>>24083547
No its fucking so easy compared to my 20s. It's like a flip switched once i turned 30

>>24083625
My advice is but one option, obviously it would be better to find a perfect woman, have a lifelong relationship together yada yada and maybe that's still possible in other countries but certainly not in America.

Being married for life is a pipe dream, sounds good on paper but foolish to expect it instead of anticipating the actual reality of what happens to the majority of couples, which is divorce. You been plan for it or you can let it catch you by surprise. One of those will obviously lead to a better outcome than the other.

>>24083587
>bragging about being a SD
Lmao pathetic

>>24083566
he should also either shave that horrendous comb over or use those 6 figures to book a trip to turkey. going anorexic for a few months will improve the pig face too

>>24083559
Just described the dating experience of a normie jester to a tee.

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Holy shit I caught myself reading dating advice on pol.

>>24083559
This but not only for zoomers

>>24083568
>will stand by you through everything.
Rarer than getting struck by lightning.

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>>24083548
well he's fat.. if he worked out he'd look more orcmode which could score him some pam-from-the-office grade woman for sure.
you can't be piggish and fat at the same time it simply compounds too quickly

>>24083555
Eyes say he's thirty. The haircut, lack of beard and suit say he's got a soulless, mid-level management job that eats up his whole life.