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dead zogbots in Iran edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Financial TV Streams61905800:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/
>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits
>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings
>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
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Going back to NTDOY: the starters look like pure shit. Bearish.
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Some anon said that he is waiting for a pullback to buy HGRAF. Guess he will wait forever. you should fomo at some point or YWNGMI
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>>61911451
I'm making them on the fly as AMD crashes. Here's "Remnants of a Portfolio"
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>>61911621
It'll be an ok month most likely
>inb4 muh Iran
Nothingburger in a crispy taco shell
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>>61911621
>ides of march
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>sold my miners when silver at 110 and gold 5400
>bought the dip when they shitted
>up 20% from miners now
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anyone a talented Bobo artist here? I need a Bobo like Pic related for the upcoming market crash
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>>61911623
HGRAF is going places.
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>>61911633
Unless something happens in the next 12 hours or so your retard is batting 0 for 3
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>>61911647
Did you heed my warnings anon? I called the local bottom yesterday but today we doomp.
>>61911650
Best I could do, that'll be fifty bucks please
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>>61911673
>wallmart has a higher PE than nvidia
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This is me btw
IF YOU CARED AT ALL
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>>61911617
Fully-evolved starters have been pure shit in every game past Gen IV. If they can't even get the unevolved forms (i.e., the most important) right, that bodes very ill for the rest of the lineup.
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>>61911650
How about this one
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Calls and puts printed?
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I should get around to playing Chrono Trigger one of these days. Need to finish Link's Awakening first though.
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>dilution
I remember when shills said they dont need to dilute because they have so much money, kek. Littlelies like that make me question whether its a good buy or not, their behavior the same as every other penny stock that gets latched onto by people trying to finding a huge win in the penny stocks
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IREN IS ABOUT TO POP THE FUCK OFF
GET IN NOW OR GET FUCKED
BOMB IREN NOT IRAN
IREN IREN SO FAR AWAY
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$9 here we come
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>>61911792
They ought to just mark them down 50% and sell them the next day
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>>61911792
Something tells me those metal donut holders aren't getting washed. Well now I don't even want donuts knowing the donuts are sitting on metal that may just be bumping into the interior sides of a trash can every night
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>>61911797
Things change. Shit happens. Hasn't affected the stock price in a negative way. If anything, it's been bullish since it underscores the urgency to get to production for the imminent contracting pipeline.
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>So, the red streamer gets their $3B paid by the other streamer who has extended themselves with this deal that will probably still not get approved by the state and then the red streamer goes in and gets it for much cheaper. (Netflix/Paramount)
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You ever look at the ytd this year. So many companies are down 15-20% this year. Already. It's not even march yet. Almost every single thing in my watchlist is like this. It's actually amazing how well spx and ndx have held up
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>>61911831
This rotation thing is getting fucking retarded by the minute. How long they can keep doing this is anyone's guess, but when you get fucking wallmart or whatever at 40 or 50 PE, you know the market is a peak terminal retardation and no amount of rotation will save anything
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>Your goybucket, sir.
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Year to date have most of your portfolio's just be crabbing? All this effort and for what? I could've just stayed cash since early January and been better off.
>>61911815
Yeah, I'd buy that, not like I frequently buy donuts thobeit.
>>61911831
Seems like its mostly been a bear market since late last year. My portfolio has just crabbed since then.
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Eric Sprott on Kitco.
https://youtu.be/8Lp6EYaj73g?is=5Fo-Ay-_VXrV0JeS
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Ross coming in hot for HGRAF.
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What are you holding over weekend?
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>>61911815
Jimmy John's does this. They save a set amount of leftover bread and put it out the next day as "day-old bread" for 50¢ a loaf. They still waste most of it, but it's pretty neat and everybody wins.
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We've invested Trillions of Trillions of dollars into this AI shit, and this AI chat bot can't even tell me why Clayton Bigsby divorced his wife. Keeps giving me this shit that there's no evidence he was ever married boss.
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IREN YOU FUCKING NIGGER GO BACK UP
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DENVER, THE LAST DINOSAUR
HE'S MY FRIEND AND A WHOLE LOT MORE
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I’m wondering if Baggie is holding a HGRAF bag
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There isn't going to be a boots on the ground operation in Iran. The Trump administration believed that if they massed enough firepower in the Indian Ocean then Iran will just roll over. They don't have the cards or even a concept of a plan now that Iran hasn't bent the knee. This means its not going to be the mother of all red candles but the saber rattling is likely to continue for a while.
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Their "Clean Power" name is a relic from the mid-teens when having a "green" name was fashionable. They're really a nanotechnology company. Wouldn't be surprised if they drop the "Clean Power" in a name change going into NASDAQ.
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Oh so they're just a bunch of FOTM conniving kikes looking to scam people out of their hard earned shekels? Yeah looks like when they show up, people should just write the whole fucking sector off boss.
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>NVDA
It gets smacked down harder every time it tries to pump.
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I GET KNOCKED DOWN
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>>61912005
Kinda interested to see if Berkshire has strengthened their cash position.
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The brother of my brother's friend was an itinerant preacher who lived off dumpster food. Dunkin Donuts is apparently a godsend for the homeless since you can raid the dumpster immediately after close of business, allowing you to grab a ton of food before the rats get it.
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>>61911792
True donutisseries would never.
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I went for a walk earlier to invest in some groceries and got to get close to these ducks. Even though my portfolio will probably go down another $1k today or whatever... at least my day will be a little better because I got to see these ducks.
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>>61912053
What stonks would ducks buy?
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>>61912072
pfffffffsassspppppppfol
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>>61912069
>doesn't have the updated chart
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>he fomoed at $7
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>>61912083
They could make way more money this way. Hear me out, they might sell fewer donuts, but when people find out that they run out of certain donuts, it creates the illusion of scarcity causing people to impulsively buy the products, for fear of missing out. Since they are spending less money making the donuts, and charging more money for them, even if the sales stayed the same their profit margin would increase boss.
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>>61912080
>80% vs 598% over the past 5 years
>17% vs 22% on the 1 year chart
You would still have outperformed VOO, and this is a dumb fucking company. Even with its worse growth, I would rather have SCHD for immediate income (fuck the dividend irrelevance theory) instead of having to wait until I'm an old man until I'm modestly wealthy, assuming I don't have to liquidate a bunch of it earlier.
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will stocks ever go up again?
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The reality is until Japan announces zirp or the fed announces rate cuts spy will crab from 675 to 690 forever. The institutions are out of money and they will farm retail up and down for money until morale improves.
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What trading pattern would you say this is?
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jumping crab
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Oi, VIX... you want to stay doun
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it's obviously AI
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they can fly now too
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>oil and fertilizers moving up near Friday close
My body is ready.
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Private Equity - what could do wrong
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>>61912370
based
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>>61911792
i asked the manager of my location once why they throw away the donuts and she said they actually used to give them to the homeless but then they got sued by some lawyer group that claimed a homeless guy got food poisoning from it so management made a new policy of trashing all the food instead of donating it to needy people. basically kikes are why we cant have a nice functional society.
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>these are the illustrative images for financial website news stories
what a time to be alive
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>>61912428
The financial news story.
'Retardspeak took over from Newspeak in 2016. The human race was thereafter on a swift path to extinction, which became inevitable after the failed US attack on Iraq of 28 February 2026'.
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>>61912514
forgot the fucking pic
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>>61912482
Imagine having a daughter and she's getting fucked by random guys so she doesn't have to pay for menial labor. Grim.
Shit like this is why if me and my gf ever break up I'm probably staying single forever (we've been together since middle school), because I assume every woman over 21 has done shit like this.
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>>61911818
It's an open secret among food service and food factory workers that everything associated with food preparation, serving, distribution is dirty and unsanitary. That soup you ate probably has snot in it because the cook was having a bad day, and the burger you ate probably has semen in its sauce.
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>>61911891
My dick
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>KMB just continuing to casually pump 0.5% every day the last month on top of the 5% dividend
Making money shouldn't be this fucking easy. Diapers are the new Data.
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Do you own tankers anon
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>>61912482
lmao women, no, youll never be rich with one around.
ONLY meet them after you can buy them with whats essentially pocket change with your amassed wealth, if you do it too early itll eat into your compound interest.
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>>61912627
Majority of my paycheque go straight into the market. anything else is for bills. I rarely take any girl out at my expense. Im not ugly also if that helps.
>>61912526
Grim, but it be like that and they need our help.
>>61912522
Boss i knew you were smart boss, good advice.
>>61912492
ill try
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Early ding ding for me
-1.96% today, fuck this market
Have a good weekend frens. I'm gonna go grill burgers and play Breath of the Wild
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So when do we start sluuuuuuuuurping?
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>oil
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Im fucking flat
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>openai, we will give you 50 billion
>but in return you need to use our computing power
when is this pyramid scheme going to collapse
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POWER HOUR PLEASE
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
FIX THIS DUMPING NOW
WE NEED TO GO BACK UP
GET THE LINES GREEN AGAIN
JEROME
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>>61912651
simply delicious
have a good weekend anon
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>>61912701
lolno
creeeeeeeeakkkkkkkk...........
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>NBIS down -15%
Absolutely fucking HONKING GOO GOO GAGA CIRCUS MUSIC CLOWN STOCK
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So I bought 7000 bucks of WDC and Micron calls in the last week and I just got rid of the WDC with 21 dollars profit. Apparently there's a strong chance of a little "Trump bombing iran" this weekend and I realized it was a really retarded thing to take out calls on the assumption that TACO will always follow through, but then I remembered the one time he didn't TACO was when he decided to bomb that Iranian nuclear plan 8 months ago. Not sure why I exposed myself to a lot of risk for probably not a lot of reward. I guess I thought Micron might, you know, do something besides shit the bed relentlessly considering they think they'll have 100 billion in profit annually by 2027 but I guess that was naive since them arket loves shit like Tsla and hates companies that -actually produce things of real value-.
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>>61912738
god i haven't ridden a roller coaster in so long
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>>61912702
Its not a rerun its a sequel. Like remember in the first Star Wars, they bombed the big base that was nuking planets, and claimed mission accomplished, but then in the second movie, they ended up getting sold out by some nigger, Luke has his fucking hand cut off and replaced by a robot hand, and basically everything ended poorly for them. I think it's going to be more like that this time boss.
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r8 my portfolio
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>>61912778
>No KMB
You better get in on the diaper game or me and my boys are going to hunt you down and force you into one.
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>>61912760
Why do you keep escaping my filters. How does this keep happening. You and the Breakroom tripfag on /pol/. Every time I think you're filtered, somehow you're not.
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Rate my boomerolio. Was gonna start going into voo and VT and stop with voog since tech seems cooked. But I feel I should just skip voo and just go VT keep it simple
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>>61912794
wtf
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>>61912682
I dont care about their debt, they generate revenue Profit was up almost 75% Y/Y and they are on backlog for their services. Im not saying extremely bullish but also at being down 30% for YTD its a decent investment. Lasty its Jewish owned
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Heads up. The crash is going to continue to Monday
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Financial ruin
Get your money out while you can
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Lol LITE/LITX right now. Zoommmmmmm
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>>61913004
They must have heard you and bought.