How much did you get back?

>>61920670
about 8

>>61920634
>>61920679
>Get about $800k from thin air
>Wah, the universe is out to get me this isn't fair!
kys famalam

>>61920679
That's rough brother but at least you have 8. That's very solid. Hold on for dear life.

>>61920726
humble bragging is a /biz/ tradition

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>>61920634
>18 months ago 200k
>today nothing

>>61920726
what does 800k even buy you these days. a slighty largely than average house in a boring mid western suburb?


look its a nice lil chunk of change im not complaining its just if i played my cards slightly different id have genuine fuck you money

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>be into algorand
>someone on /biz/ posts shit token called tinytoken
>buy like $20 worth
>couple hours later, sell for $300, feels pretty good
>go to work
>come home
>check price
>mfw I could have sold for $90k

>>61920634
Bought a bunch of SLCA in early 2020 around covid crash, sold super early because I was broke and didn't want to see number go down.
Could have easily turned 100k-200k from a couple thousand investment.

Being perpetually broke alters your mindset to he closer to that of a nigger, if I don't use it now I'll lose it mindset. Why plant the seed when I can eat it now while I'm hungry?

Failure is the best teacher though, I'll get another chance.

>>61920842
Nigger that amount of money, at my current bills, would be enough for me to retire.
Even a tenth of that would give me some much needed breathing room to really start to take off financially.

>>61920634
>Sold GME the weekend before the moonshot
>Sold 400 shares of PLTR after tripling my investment to buy NVDA at 140
Not make it amounts of gains but I could've been a couple years ahead financially if I hadn't sold as early as it did

>>61920842
You never would have held for this long. You are lucky as fuck that mt gox was hacked and that they forced you to hold this long and that they ever gave you even a single dime back. You are lucky beyond words yet you have no gratitude.

I bought Bitcoin in 2017 and got an insane percentage return over the years, but the actual amount I put in was pretty low.

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>Millions of DOGE
>Cryptsy

Just drop the fucking nukes already.

Was worth almost $10MM when LINK was $50+

>>61921534
I'm with anon here. You would have sold at $500-$1k walking away with a fraction of what you just got.

>>61920634
when I was 17, I had 10k and wanted to invest it, and wanted to invest into nvidia. Told my banking advisor that and he said he needs to do a lot of filing and we only were discussing ongoing investments today, so he put it off and I was too lazy of a retard teenager to commit and push

That was in 2017.

>>61920634
I knew about bitcoin in 2009 and I had best things to mine it

Also had lots of litecoins and deleted it cause i thought its a useless bitcoin ripoff (it is)

This one still hurts

>Be me
>21 at the time
>Find /biz/
>you guys seem cool
>start learning about crypto
>Get a crypto.com account
>I get the card that gives you a 4% cashback in cro
>It's a metal card!
>Cool
>Start using the card for everything
>Cool seeing all those tokens
>Tell my parents to use the card for absolutely everything
>My parents reform the house
>Thousands of Euros spent
>Getting that 4% in cro
>My brother buys an expensive computer
>Use my crad, brother
>Groceries, everything
>Random day
>Matt Damon appears on fucking TV shilling cro
>I end up with $300k in cro
>WTF WTF
Paralized
>I sell when it starts dumping
>Not remember but I got like 130k
>Not bad, just from cashback
>Send it to celsius
>Celsius goes bankrupt
>Lost most of it.

It is what it is.

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i have a recent near miss story.
>stake 8k usdc on a blend.capital pool on nov.
>check on march 1st after not checking for months.
>there is a 1000 usdc deposit on my wallet
>YieldBlox Pool Remediation
>???
>check pool.
>its closed
>google
>turns out it was hacked
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ensues
>double check pool
>it says that i have 7k usdc and that i can withdraw
>try to withdraw
>get a warning "Do not proceed, This transaction does not appear safe for the following reasons: Gaining account is classified as custom_malicious"
>proceed to shit pants
in the end i managed to withdraw and was made whole but it was annoying while it lasted, 8k is like 1/4 of the usdc i have and it would have sucked to lose it.

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>>61923255
>celsius
deserved, how did you miss the obvious warning signs?

>>61920842
you can retire on it in eastern europe easy

>>61923268
I had just started in crypto and greed took hold of me.

The Matt Damon day was surreal

>>61923268
And I must admit that a lot of people on biz warned me not to do it. I should have listened to you, guys

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>the year is 2020
>same orange president is in charge
>don't sell the 2021 altcoin top

>>61920792
based

>>61923291
forgot the rest of your post?

>>61920634
Used to take dance classes in 2009 back when usher was cool. In my class, there was a cute and for a teenager pretty damn chesty asian. She liked dancing and invited me over to her place together with her friend. I taught them the choreography of my class and it became late. Titty asked me to stay over for the night. I said "no i promised to bring your friend home"

She said "oh, okay"

>around 2022/2023
>wanted to stop myself from spending my savings
>look into buying gold as a safe way to store it and prevent spending
>take 20 grand out of the bank
>go to gold retailer store
>retailer doesnt even have 20k worth of gold herself
>shows me bar that isnt in perfect condition
>think to myself there arent many people in america that can even afford this much gold what if I buy this amount of gold and just get stuck with it and cant sell it in emergency
>tell myself to keep it in savings that I trust myself not to spend it.
>it will be ok cause at the very least my savings account will keep growing.
>seems too risky
>i didnt know enough
>gold at that point was i think 1,800oz
>gold today
>5400oz
>could have my own house with land in the mountains right now
>at least i still havent spent my savings :/

>>61920634
I don't have any

>>61920634
winter 2017
>trying to understand crypto
>go on biz and everyone says buy eth
>set up account to buy 100 Eth @ $7
>Accidently hit 1000 Eth
>can't buy bc not enough cash
> what the hell; add $7000 to account
>it starts going up
>Wife notices we only have $4000 in checking account
>screams at me for spending $7000
>tell her I bought crupto
>screams at me for buying crypto
>show her it is now worth $8.25 each
>tells me it is a scam
>agree to sell if it drops to $7 or rises to $12
>sell at $20
>put $12000 into checking
>wife happy; sucks dick
>play around with other $8000 buying shitcoins except 10 ETH
>shitcoins are hit or miss but eventually lose abotu half of it
>ETH goes to $400
>sell it all
>blow most of it fucking porn actresses

>>61925845
so 4k vs 400k, women are the worst financial decision ever

>>61920634
>Match with an old classmate from high-school when I was 23 - 24 years old on Tinder
>She's an actual trad-con without being a Christian retard, that wants 5 kids and has only been in one long-term relationship after high-school
>She's cute, but also a little chubby and has crooked teeth (it runs in the family)
>We go out on a dozen dates
>The first date I pay for coffee
>Second date we go for a walk in the park. I kiss her in the Pavillion as the sun is setting and ducks are swimming by
>Every date after that she's offering to pay it all, the most she'll accept from me is 50/50
>We both have the same ethical/moral values, we both agree politically, we are both family oriented, we both want the same lifestyle
>I ask her if she's a Jew (based on her last name)
>She isn't and says she's German and the Jewish name is spelled differently
>She is so sweet and amazing, maybe I've found the one...?

>In the back of my mind I'm constantly thinking about her chubbyness and her crooked teeth
>I've pulled way hotter women in the past
>Maybe I can find a woman like her, but hotter...
>I break it off with her
>I tried to do it as nicely as possible, but I'm sure it broke her heart at the time

>It has now been 7 - 8 years since than
>I've never dated a women that's made me feel like I did about her
>I've only dated 3 women since than
>Nothing comes close to her
>Women have become even more insane, entitled, fat and left-wing since Trump took office (in his 1st term)
>My shallowness and ego in my early 20s destroyed what I could've been today...

>I almost made it...

>>61920634
>>61925945
BUT, as a side note, in my loneliest times is when I've become the most productive and learned new skills. Now at 32 years old I'm in the top 5% of wealth in my age group. Something that may not have happened if I became a dad and family man at 25ish. My financial and economic literacy propelled me past ALL of my piers from school.

Now I have the wealth.
>but noone to share it with...

>>61925883
man you are bad at math:
>made:
$5000 wife knows about
Another $8000 she didn't
lost about half that in sitcoins
made most of that back on eth

Eth was up to almost $5000, which would be $5 million
now at $2000, which would be $2 million

Of cousrse, at some point, I likely would have fucked it up anyhow and blown it all of overpriced whores