At least you have a car. The tiny dictators that do the exams won't even give me my permit.

>>61924605
>Unironically listening to 4chan

This is the place where you just pretend to be retarded for the funnies. You're not actually supposed to listen to anything on here.

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>>61924605
I never understood why people can’t clean up their bedroom either even if they don’t work. Even if it’s not your house. How can you just sit in filth? What’s the point of that?

>>61924619
If you are from America its pretty easy depending on the state.

>>61924647
I am not from America. I am from a socialist piece of crap European country.

>>61924633
House chores are mind numbing labor, why are you surprised? Not everyone is david goggins

>>61924620
i would never pretend to be retarded

>>61924605
>told me not to work and to just buy crypto
Why never said that. Don't quit your job until you have enough to retire, dumbass. You just saw retired chads dabbing on wagies and thought those people are broke neets

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You can still have sex in your car

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>>61924605
you havnt arrived at your true calling yet nigger
sucking dick in the street

>>61924683
Yeah, some people don't have to pretend.

>>61924605
Get better at using AI coding than anyone else, make your own company.
Most people are scared losers and are looking for the 9-5 wagey cagey.

>>61924605
uber
gravyard shift at yoour local warhouse
delivery gig hustles (great tips)
CDL truck driving, (your single young ) 50-70k first year easy guaranteed.

plumbing, oilfilds electricina,
dont sweat it op

there is always the navy and airforce.

>>61924605
there's no way your good at coding

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>>61924605
just become a bum on the front porch of your parents' house. Be sure to look as miserable as possible (drunk at 8am with vomit on your pants is perfect optics). They will be too ashamed and fear the neighbors bad mouth them, so they will let you back in.
That's what i did after my dad ousted me and now we happily live together and everything is chill and comfy.
t. neet chudding for the past 20 years

>>61924679
>not living in slop means you have to have the mentality of a guy who just runs 50 miles like a psycho

>>61924860
actually good advice. also you might be a sociopath, but good advice.

>>61924605
The only people who encourage you to neet are those who want to drag you down to their level, or those with rich parents who don't have to worry about money anyway.
If you couldn't realize this and fell for the meme, it's over for you. Thanks for playing.

>>61924605
Individual accumulation of capital is more or less dead. Crypto is a scam and you'll get played unless you already have the capital to outplay others, or you'll accumulate such a pittance that you would have been better off working.
Your choice is basically gig-work to pay your rents for access to consumer goods, or to ask if this is really the best way we can live.

Hey, nigger, listen to me,You are 23 yo. It’s perfectly ok. You are still in time. You will now listen to 4chan for the last time, you are lucky, this is the first time I enter in this board.


You will do like this:
- you will start computer science at university, education is almost free in Europe, if it’s not like that in your country find a way to go study in some other country in Europe, u can do it.
-You will get asap any kind of work in cs field, until that moment, any kind of work is ok, you can both study and work, no excuses
- this studying and working will be hell but that is what you deserve, no big deal, life starts NOW
- you won’t waste any minute more of your life
- cs is one of the few course that you can study without even going phisically to lessons
- after the first 3 years you will get a bachelors degree: you can then go to do things like omscs even if u live in shithole and have no time.

Why am i telling you this? Because i am doing exactly like this, and my life is changed now. Started studying at 23/24 yo, started working as a dev at 24/25. It is not the end, you are just late, but it is ok as long you don’t waste any more time.
Believe in yourself op, you can do it

>>61925096
Don't you worry with AI that this is a bad idea? I am thinking you have to have some skill set that you could do in person at the very least.

>>61924667
You’re fucking retarded and not worthy of being white if you can’t get a drivers licence. T. Another yuro

>>61924605
>fell for the neet meme
you're your own man

>>61925198
You will study so that you won’t be replaced by AI. Only code monkeys will be replaced by AI. Instead, you, will use AI

>>61925645
Maybe if you are the top 1% or if you own your own startup this is true. I would be concerned about any job that can be done digitally in the next 5 years.

Not to mention with these jobs you compete with 50 million Chinese people who have coded since 11 years old. If a job requires you to be in person its much safer as they can't have someone do it overseas or it can't be automated very easily.

>>61924605
You only have yourself to blame for consistently choosing the paths of least resistance in life.
Least effort possible is sitting at home, typing on a keyboard. To anyone with any decent intuition or survival instincts, this path was very obviously going to be a dead end and suicidal path, but you took it anyway.
So blame your lack of having foresight or lack of a third eye or imagination, you fucking lazy, clown, trend following NPC.
Effort gets you ahead in this world.
You've now learned that too late.

>>61925096
im genuinely too stupid for this, i dont even know what programmers even do, getting hired as a dev after 1 year is unthinkable ive had 10 years of false starts.

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>>61924605
I wish I was a neet, I'm tired of this life bros.

>>61926026
The learn to code meme was really forced. Coding was genuinely a good choice 10 years ago. Or if you got in right during the pandemic as well. But now all the STEM propaganda worked and its like any other industry except with the most try hards.

You'd be better off doing something that requires you to be there in person. Only go into coding if you are true prodigy or if you genuinely love it (which most people just force themselves to do). Blue collar work is still good but I think its similar to the learn to code meme its very forced and soon every normie faggot will be trying to do it. I wish I could say I knew a fool proof industry to get into. Best bet is something that isn't stressful is physical and has a lot of certs or hoops you need to jump through to keep normal people out of it. That's another huge issue with coding, the barrier of entry in the past was just anyone with a coding project or who went to bootcamp.

Everyone is neet at 23, you literally just finished college.

>>61926066
I was thinking IT since it is very cert heavy and deals with more physical things. I dont think im cut out for entirely blue collar things. Feel like its either IT/accountant or im a warehouse wagie forever

Only poor people will tell you neet at 23 is bad. Most well off people are neets for a bit after age 23 if they don’t have a job lined up right after college. Most people irl and online are POOR.

>>61926098
Well idk where you live anon, but if you live in the West getting a cushy government job is the path of least resistance. You can get some niche degree and then you get a job and you pretty much will never lose it. You won't ever make crazy money but it beats retail/warehouse work. You will never stress and have a mediocre life.

That's what I will do if I can't get into a good industry. There's all kinds of government jobs with some niche degree requirement once you get the job you will never lose it and you'll get raises for doing nothing. I don't know too much about IT work, but I know its competitive and a lot of CS guys will end up in it because they fail to get a job in their degree.

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>>61924605
Beans n rice. Buy the dip and stfu.

>>61926123
Ai should get many government employees laid off to cut government spending

>>61926157
Any gov job is likely to be hit much later by AI. They are very inefficient. Also there's a lot of legal reasons they need a person to do things. For national security etc. There are still gov jobs using 80's organization. You would have plenty of heads up before you get canned.

Its not a great option but if you are mediocre and your going to stay in retail you should do it.

>>61925214
nah examintors are just trash

>>61926175
It is hilarious how government jobs in the west are for low iq people but in the east, it isn’t like this. In usa, the government is the biggest employer of blacks. lmao. pathetic .

I'm kinda a neet but I work 3 days a week to afford prostitutes and food

>>61926175
So pathetic that the country is represented like this.
>the people that represent us, we will hire low iq people
Always such an eyesore when I enter a government building and see how dysgenic and clearly low iq everyone looks.

>>61926175
Also the mood and atmosphere of government buildings are one of laziness and sloth. It is hilarious. There isn’t a sense of purpose or urgency. 0 efficiency.

>>61926236
I don't even blame most people. You get benefits and you'll make twice as much money then any other job similar effort level. Working for the government is the closet you could get to a neet. Many people I've known have milked Gov desk jobs for a decade+ just doing nothing but scrolling and messing around all day.

If you want to give up or you have no chance of learning an actual skill its your best option. Working retail is the worst you are stressed all day but you also are so poor and broke. At least with Gov jobs you got zero stress and benefits.

You can get some ecology degree and spend all year creating graphs about how many rabbits exist in America or some BS. I'd like to work at a State Park or get some fake pencil pushing job. Its a boring existence but its better then a lot of peoples.

>>61926354
Total useless eaters death

>>61926380
The redpill is most jobs are like this. Even corpo jobs are mostly fake and gay. Only 40% of people are necessary in the economy.

The government just gives companies money to hire random people at this point. The government is just on another level though.

>>61926236
Yeah any US government job is nigger daycare. No wonder nothing fucking works and everyone is retarded

>>61924605
I voted for this

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>>61926418
Pathetic. AI cannot come quick enough.

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I'm 29 and I don't know how to drive
I still feel like a kid everytime I'm reminded of it

>>61926454
It's all automobile propaganda fren
In a normal society you'd be able to choose your mode of transportation without the automobile jew putting his thumb on the scale

>>61924605
So what are you waiting for anon? Learn a trade. Electrician. Plumber. Simple as.

>>61924620
This except occasionally drop gems to drive the schizos nuts

Op is the ultimate faggot. U give him solutions, he finds excuses. I guess i didn’t find any excuses to be a neet and to buy shitcoins. Ok. Easy as that. No more wasting time here. Pretty delusional. Bye /biz/

You are 23, many of us rich oldfags would give it all up to be 23 again. Stop moping and start doing something, anything. You have nothing to lose but your shackles.

>>61926783
Anyone rich person that grew up well off wouldn’t mind being 23 again. lol.

>>61926418
>all jobs are useless trust me guys im a neet
lmao

>>61925817
>>61924990
>>61924967
>>61924620
>>61926660
this

>>61926814
Females are useless and bottleneck the economy

>>61925096
this is probably the worst advise you can give op right now
ai is going to eat the i study coding because its in demand people
only true talent will be left standing

ops best bet is absolutely maximizing income right now: work double shifts at whatever will have him
some trade at day and whatever gig work he can do in the evening, he is now at the point where he has to go into unpleasant things for thats the only placement left that will take him
the job market is brutal right now even for people with sterling academic performance

>>61926783
>many of us rich oldfags would give it all up to be 23 again
you make the classic mistake of thinking you will be 23 again back in the year you were 23, which considering the age range of this place means you land somewhere in the great period of stability and prosperity of the 2010-2020 era
op on the other hand is 23 today in 2026, i would not want to be trading places with him as its so much harder right now to succeed than it was in our time

>>61927047
> i would not want to be trading places with him as its so much harder right now to succeed than it was in our time
kek true. Terrible today.
It is so fucking bad even the msm mentions the k shaped economy every few hours. lmao. I was mentioning it here on biz many months ago msm started mentioning it non stop 2 months ago. Thats when you know it is terrible out here.

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>>61924605
If you're a NEET, you ain't white.

>>61925096
>Computer Science
Really???? In 2026???

OP, your first step is to stop listening to retards from here.
With that being said, please don't get into computer science. It's just as bad as getting into crypto right now.

>>61927047
nah I'd hagmaxx

>>61924633
>clean it everyday
thats 15mins minimum lost per day
>clean it once a week
thats 1 hour lost every week
>clean it once a month
thats several hours lost a month
>never clean it
no time lost

its simple mathematics

>>61924605
Crypto fucked over so many people last cycle, the first cycle where the usual rules didn't apply.

>>61924620
We are a team asshole, start trying.

>>61927556
Every msm outlet was saying “zoomers are the generation very into crypto because they cannot afford homes” lmao.
So they rugged zoomers and made them wage slaves. lol

>>61924647
how much harder could it be to pass a test outside of America?

>using the word “code” as a verb
You were never going to make it.

>>61925198
Only idiots who don’t know anything about technology think this.

>>61926066
People who refer to programming as “coding” always proceed to say the most retarded uninformed shit.

Why are you so willing to give an opinion about something you have zero knowledge of? It’s not even your own opinion, you’re just regurgitating sensationalist headlines. Why are you so determined to do that? How does it benefit you in any way to engage in intellectually dishonest behavior completely lacking in critical thought?

>>61924605
Every opportunity for success keeps getting patched. I know we've had plenty of recessions throughout the years, but what's the last time there was so little economic opportunity?

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>>61927047
Wouldn't matter.
I was a cute asian twink at 23. I'd land a sugar daddy so fast in SF.

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>>61927512
fact check: true

>>61927654
We're coming full circle, work with your hands, do good job, be successful. Only the trades will be left til robots do that and then maybe UBI or slavery, the ladder seems more likely.

>>61926454
robot cars soon, us no-license chads will inherit the earth

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>>61927636
>>61927639
>>61927642

>>61924605
Chuds deserve to suffer

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>>61924620
I'm not pretending

>>61927512
the best type of cleaning is just bare minimum every now and then, the first half of your cleaning will take out 80% of the trash and filth, the other half is going to be nitpicking and inefficiency(women do this)
but you wanna clean to avoid lung cancer from dust

>>61927642
Most CS grads I know are struggling to get a job in this market. Its not a good industry unless your heart is really in it. If you just want a fat paycheck then there are many other degrees that would be easier.

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>>61924679
Anon, what you just posted, is depression. Im not sure if youve heard, but Canadian healthcare has actually discovered a cure to this ailment. Would you like to know more?

>>61927615
To be fair on them even without crypto they were doomed to be wage slaves regardless

>>61927941
What do you mean? Zoomers were into crypto and every news channel was saying this and they also liked to add it is because they cannot afford anything especially homes. lol. This means zoomers invested into crypto expecting gains.

>>61924605
You still have time to do it like me. That means work hard to push through school and work in 20s, and retire in early to mid 30s. I haven't worked in 9 months but I still have a couple million to my name despite the recent market downturn.