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US-Iran War: Israeli victory edition
>Latest developments on the war
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/
>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits
>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings
>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
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>AT WAR EDITION
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>KMB shares down 1.5% on news that diaperheads can't win a war
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I was down -90% on my UVXY calls last week and closed for a profit at open today
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The art of the deal
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>I hold OIL stocks so I hold them into lower oil prices?
I sold all my USO calls this morning and used the money to invest in AI sluts. It's been working really well for me so far boss.
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Got tankers?
I wish I'd bought GLNG in January when I was thinking about it.
Still early, might do it in July.
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BRICS sisters what is going on?!
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WHERE'S MY FUCKING BIG DIPPY DIP? I WANT MY BUY LIMIT TRIGGERED ALREADY.
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Bobina sisters...
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>>61925249
Seanergy is not tankers.
Dry is doing well too, but Seanergy does not have shareholder interests at heart.
When the market is good and they make money, they will go out and buy the most expensive ships imaginable.
Because the only thing they care about is growing the fleet so they can milk more management fees and commissions out of it.
If you want dry exposure there are better run companies out there, I'd sleep better owning HSHP.
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I have trouble grasping the fact that newfags are born everyday. Iran was THE boogeyman for decades until Taiwan chips. Since we didnt instantly turn into irradiated dust, a yuge fud was removed from the board. There is quite literally nothing to worry about, nothing that came close to this at least
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>tfw you sell too early
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>>61925251
Iran was not allies with Brazil, Russia, India, China, or South Africa you drooling retard.
If someone started bombing Nigeria, would you say
>LMAO EPIC LOSS FOR AMERICA!!
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Someone buying your weapons does not mean you have a security commitment to them.
Russia benefits from having more of a free hand in Ukraine, China from America getting bogged down in the middle east AGAIN (which obviously was not trumps intention)
>BUT MUH CHINESE OIL
China relies on oil for less than 1/5th of its energy, and it can make up the difference easily from Russia.
You're an idiot who doesn't read.
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>I've been waiting for a dip to get in
>it's been 2 months no
>no dips at all
FUCK
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>>>/pol/
niggers
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what are the chances of oil recovering to highs not seen since last week
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Weak ass pump kek
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Did you know:
- The Gulf is responsible for a larger share of fertilizer exports than any other cargo type, more than oil and LNG
- Making fertilizer relies on LNG and is affected by its pricing
- Israel has turned off the tap that supplies LNG to Egypt, shutting down its urea production
Did you know:
- European LNG storage levels are currently critically low, and might run out by the end of the month.
- As storage levels dip, withdrawing LNG from them becomes more difficult
Did you know:
- While Japan currently has oil stockpiles to last 254 days, they only have LNG stockpiles to last 20 days
- India has oil stockpiles to last less than 2 weeks
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Except heggseth just abandoned the 4 week, wait 5 week, wait now unlimited timeline and said we may put boots on the ground.
As soon as Trump abandons the war he will be back in goodbooks.
Until then he's being a faggot.
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>ww3 starts
>my portfolio pumps to back ATH
babe
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ZIM
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I have never invested in my life but I think watching CNBC and doing the opposite of what they are saying to do (within reason) seems like a good strategy. I turned it on so I didn't need to listen to Trump's boomer babble. Most of what they're saying sounds like cope. Advice not to buy the dip also seems counterintuitive.
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MUggers, we are green. we bounced hugely off the 7 day
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Okay folks, I know some of you guys have the IQ of a woman with with downs syndrome, but can we figure out who's going to enter the boogey man position and become the new pariah now that Kahmeni's dead? Or wait, maybe that's just it, there will be no new boogey man for a while and that is what our Leader was talking about when he said "Golden Age" boss.
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soxl
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I was kind of wondering something similar myself for a new long term thesis for my ROTH. where will collective Jewish paranoia and schizophrenia drift to now that Iran is defeated? I would like to get in early before group consensus.
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>>61925339
>you guys have the IQ of a woman with with downs syndrome
a hot one or a regular one?
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>>61925339
back to china and AI war boss
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I asked Gemini for a US-based fertilizer producer and exporter and it gave me this. It has moved but not dramatically.
Maybe something to think about.
Venture Global (US LNG producer) jumped like 20% today.
Anything that isn't based in the Arabian Gulf is good now I guess. Russia is the big one. Huge on LNG and fertilizers.
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>>61925310
EIS
Just goggle isreal etf bought some UAE
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>>61925339
IF U DON'T GNO
WHO THA NEW BOOGAY MAN IS
U R THA
NEW BOOGAY MAN
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it will porbably be spain
they have been the only eu country to be firmly anti israelli war
and the also just kicked all the us air force out of their country just a few hours ago
puts on spain! i am sure they will be punished by the "invisible hand". if i had any money not commited i would.
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Any reason not to put a thousand into NVAX and collect x15 to x30 every few years?
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RIP Canada
>Should trade negotiations prove fruitful (and depending on the exact terms of each trade agreement), the Canadian government has signaled that it will look to facilitate easier temporary access to businesspeople to Canada
>The Government of Canada has also consistently signaled its interest in addressing barriers to getting work authorization on a temporary basis for professionals
Looks like the Indian migration to canada and the outsourcing of jobs to India will continue
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how do I profit from oil crashing by friday
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I don't understand why. It's not even like its working. The cost savings from Indian workers backfires hard with quality issues
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>All done under the guise of boosting productivity
>Has opposite effect
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Would be a real shame for Spain if some oppressed Catalonian people were recognized as independent and sovereign. If anybody were to hinder their autonomy there could be some repercussions, and of course I am talking about utilizing the full strength of the US military to protect their democracy boss.
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>EWY
imagine seeing korean girls posted all over your stock market general and not being invested
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This. Just keep holding, oil companies will continue going up.
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This it's still underperoming the SPY at 5 years and has room to grow
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Micronsisters, we're green
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>>61925527
Darling you buy first and then watch it like a hawk.
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>>61925537
I don't like short haired women, something about when you're running your fingers through their hair while your fucking them, and then the hair just runs out is just a super disappointing feeling boss.
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>GMO
not in my vegan antiglobohomo slop bowl.
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>>61925173
SPECIAL MUTT OPERATION
5 MORE WEEKS
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>weeks of record breaking earnings
>red
>one day of bombing sandniggers
>green
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>>61925537
>then I understand the pajeet schizo babe spammer
no no you don't
it's not about money for him it's about "love".
real human connection and shared interests and values... he's a very special boi
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>retardbuy in the morning
>retardshort in the afternoon
every fucking day same soup reheated
how can you even lose money in this market?
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I've been jizzing my pants the whole last week and today too
i'm running out of spare pants
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China just released its final FINAL warning.
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>>61925614
and Iran just raised the rainbow flag of double fisting
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>>61925577
>2 Ayatollahs in 2 days
>Markets recovered before lunch
It's not too late change your turd world worshipping ways anon. There's still time to learn to make money.
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>>61925627
She's our young queen
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I sold my oil for 1.8k profits and now it's going back up and going up higher than what I sold for
fuck you baggie
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Saving this rare Pepis
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Gonna need you to sauce this one big dawg. It is required.
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>not leveraged
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>>61925647
it wasn't me but I don't like your car either
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checked
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>>61925660
I've held some stocks for 3 years till they've recovered, but with novo im not so sure. it has to do a +50% for me to break even, which probably would take years. maybe i have to learn to let go and stop hoping, and just ride the wave like you
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>>61925664
I just flip a coin
it serves me well
>>61925672
always have stoploss if it is a very big position
only time I dont have stoploss is I really believe in the company to do well 10+ years or it is some memeshit to magically buy me a lambo i.e HGRAF
if a company doesn't have large moat they basically are very volatile with the smallest bad news
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>>61925555
>when you're running your fingers through their hair while your fucking them
do you smell the hair as well? what does a girl's hair smell like from up close? i can only smell girl's hair from a distance of about 20cm when riding public transportation since i don't wanna be a creep
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>>61925674
Yeah, until you buy the peak and months worth of gains gets nuked in an afternoon.
>>61925679
If you wanna gamble, then that's fine. That's what every smigger is doing. Nobody here actually does any research of positions any way. And no, buying oil after orange nigger starts bombing isn't "dd", this was priced in before thanksgiving.
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>>61925664
This is why you sell options. It's much easier to say it will stay above X or stay blow X, you can then short the volatility as news dies down
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>>61925627
We're investing in the product that has won 100% of application tests and is 4x more efficient than the current grapheneslop on the market.
>but they aren't as big as google yet!
This is why you'll stay poor.
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hymc
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stingers and javelins
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>>61925698
we summon old Nick
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t.
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>>61925756
Jimmy no!
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>>61925604
Is that a good thing? If so then yeah. I guess you could say I'm the one doing the butterin'
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I bought some CRDO 140 calls for earnings
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>and months worth of gains gets nuked in an afternoon.
And this is why men are bobos.
Only women and trannys buy and hold.
A man wants battle.
He wants his fortune made in a single afternoon, even if not very often.
The woman of the spirit want to sit around and watch xer child grow up.
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THE JEWS like to keep THE NIGGERS guessing and confused.
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putin fought a young man when the war started but I think now they are both old while macron didn't age at all
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>/smg/ OPs have been nothing but shilling buying in with not so subtle zionist overtones.
Bear flag if I’ve ever seen one.
Don’t let yourself be the exit liquidity bros.
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>According to our latest quarterly thing, WKHS has been heading into the red. Or the black. Whatever the bad one is.
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Everything green
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EWY is a proxy for Samsung + SK Hynix, the former of which will soon be the most profitable company in the world, and the latter of which is projected to have earnings exceeding its ENTIRE current market cap. Don't let the chart scare you, look at fundamentals. $Gook will continue mooning and it's not too late to buy the dip.
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The enclaves are so depressing. And yes it's always enclaves. They don't integrate. Something I find curious about the leftist who support globalist policy like this is the apparent blindness to two of their traditional points of contention: urban sprawl (because jeets are the ones buying all of it on bad credit) and motor vehicles. Jeets LOVE cars. A trademark of their enclaves is cars jamming all available street parking and driveways, jeets pouring gravel on their own front lawns to create additional parking for more.
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>currents
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Super Based take honestly. The chinks just work smarter and harder
>>61925884
why do you continue to cry about this subject, we both know this will continue to grow.
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Anyone else making returns like this?
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KEK BOBO
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KEK
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I am vindicated. Glad I spent all weekend brainlessly bullposting with wreckless abandon. It worked and I will do it again
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ExxonMobil for lithium
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5.05 €
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i'm getting nervous
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1/2 throttle hour. Been a good enough day lotta shit happened already. time to give it a gentle rest
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>news a smol tanker was hit
>Korean stock market dumps immediately
Why can't Asians into oil?
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>CRCL stock now moving 5-6x as fast as bitcoin
My thesis will be proven correct in the next bullrun when a bitcoin move from 50k to 200k translates to a CRCL run from 30 bucks to 900 bucks.
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damn I remember when this shit was 26 cents like a year ago. 6 bucks huh. Looks like you had to accumulate it when it was worthless and be utterly schizo about it though.
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WE HAVE VIBE CODED THE TECHMOLOGY FOR RAPID 0DTE LOSSES
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USING ADVANCED PHYSICS WE HAVE COME TO THE EQUATIONS OF PROFIT
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Pour hour
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