>>61927178
GOD DAMN IT I'M LIKE 50% WORLD TRADE ETFS

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PLEASE PUMP MY STORAGE BAGS

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Best way to invest in japan?

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> futures

NATGAS AND OIL
I
G
G
E
R
S AND JEWS

Stock futures aren't even fun anymore because they're meaningless.

DAVE is free money right now

They blewout earnings double beat and increased share buybacks

$300 by EOM

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>he didn't buy PLUG rigth before close.

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?

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I'm scared of checking my stocks at the train. Afraid someone with more money will laugh at me.

>>61927192
wtf does Dave even do

>>61927194
ye but who's the anime girl in the small pic?

>>61927203
saber

>>61927186
heavy industry and telecomms alone. it and south korea are about to be attacked because china won't let the us do to both what europe tried to do to ukraine

why op gay tho

>>61927194
How do people look at these gooks and think they're real? This shit is so filtered it might as well be AI.

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>>61927207
cute

>>61927213
couldn't say they didn't look mad cute though

>>61927197
yooo send this to the white house

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Israel *WILL* launch another false flag 9/11 on US soil to get support for their ground invasion of Iran. The last 9/11 tanked the stock market 50%.

>>61927219
>pete runs over to the generals with a print out of this extact post

Yo put me in the screen cap

>>61927203
Darkness from konosuba. Its a futa video

Surely if AGI is achieved by any one of the S&P500 the whole index goes to infinity just for containing them, right?

>>61927221
"false flag"
"I didn't vote to invade iran either"
"epstein is not in [false flag location]"
"not dying for jews"
"lmao foids"
jews made a serious mistake in how clearnets would not have erased military aged men's memories. australia's attempt at to have censored clearnet social media failed already for example

i'm starting to think america is just a retardation hyperscaler
>>61927200
u can hide it by pressing on the balance

>>61927200
I had my thinkorswim on my screen when I started a screen share today for a split second. I hope nobody saw my retarded options plays.

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>>61927213
Actually I constantly monitor and record japanese webcam models in stripchat while trading and noticed a bunch use some AI filters to make their body look thicker, but the filter gets screwy when they move their faces around which is an easy telltale sign, they're still pretty hot though.
They also seem to have studios where multiple girls go and seemingly take turns streaming because I have seen go online one after the other but in the exact same room.
Unfortunately I'm not smart enough to figure out which stocks should pump based on this knowledge.

>>61927201
Predatory payday loans in a quasi legal way

>>61927259
is this a good resource for learning japanese? I am interested in securing a japanese bride in order to secure a future for the white race

Are markets now reinflating??

>>61927221
still to high. this last year has just been one retarded move after another.

>>61927203
A jobber who lost to the Japanese education system

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>>61927221
>cut the pentagon
>go into war
hmmmmmmmmm

>>61927259
entertainment has depended on consumer markets or distractions for most parts

>>61927187
Wtf is this real?

Bebe is up for reelection. And trump has mid terms . This is the only time they can get away with an unpopular military action for nothing . The goals that hegseth could not articulate are simple, give Israel everything it wants in terms of destroying the only other regional power.

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>dying for Israel is bullish

woah

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First for South Korea . Samsung made more money from memory than from phones .

>>61927268
that’s actually pretty based, I love exploitative companies

>>61927336
so far more Pakistanis have died than Americans and they're not even involved

>>61927348
What's your favorite blood money sociopath anon? RTX has treated me well

>>61927348
Profit off of misery with me brother, the poor's money is better off in our grubby hands.

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>BOIL still creapin' up in the overnights

>>61927221
>Data: Various Polls
lmao

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ITS 4 DAYS
GIVE US A WEEK
OKAY 2 WEEKS
UHH 3 WEEKS
ITS 5 WEEKS

WE'RE GONNA NEED A MONTH SORRY

LMAOOOOOO

NEOCONS ALL NEED TO HANG THEMSELVES

>>61927186
NYSEARCA: DXJ, LON:DXJP or ASX:HJPN
https://totalrealreturns.com/n/DXJ,VOO?start=2011-03-02
>Past 15 years total return
>DXJ=+587.42%
>VOO=+590.93%

>Past 10 years total return
>DXJ=+402.60%
>VOO=+309.76%

>Past 5 years total return
>DXJ=+232.31%
>VOO=+90.86%

>>61927332
what is babe up for reelection for? Queen of my heart isn't an electable position

future bros...

>>61927221
That republican data is fake btw.
I live in a conservative area and all I see are people thinking trump has lost the plot.
I’ve seen massie win new fans.

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tradingview down?

anyone ever use gemini to comb through their email to categorize their receipts for tax write offs?
I feel like if I did this I would have to go and check the AI's work anyways because AI lies more than a woman

>>61927367
pltr, with Jews you win

>gold miner stocks down for no reason even though new average has been established at 5k
>shit stocks recovering

Fake market refusing to accept real losses on their top X etfs. Slurping up the smallest dip and pretending like this War isnt another red flag to their overpriced shit.
These people are dogs, I will carry on as usual.

>>61927184
>>61927178
Alright who's shorting oil? I'm dumping money into UCO puts and DRIP calls.

I did this last time and turned a fucking massive profit. We'll see if I can go two for two.

WOOP WOOP MAYDAY MAYDAY

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>>61927469
??????????
Can't look I'm at salsa class

>>61927478
that's just the sound the hallway ceiling makes don't worry about it

>>61927238
You know jews neither invented nor run the internet right? Go look at early RFCs, they're like 1-2% of the authors.

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>red futures

oh wow it's nothing just like today.

Permanent underclass timer status?

>>61927503
Imminenr

>>61927465
>world war 3
>gold and silver miners down
>bitcoin miners + ai up
make it make sense

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ok what's our price target on SOXL?

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Reminder this is a secret /ck/ thread, act as such

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>>61927465
cost of energy hurts miners

>>61927510
gold silbur buyers have been buying in anticipation of exactly this
bitcoin vol was oversold

>>61927507
how many googles do I need

>>61927517
just cut carrots into chunks

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i need to stop investing in potato chips from my local KR. Every bag I get from every band is always mostly smashed crumbs. The zoomer girl who stocks the shelves has a cute butt... but I think shes genuinely retarded. Its a union store too, so she'll probably never get fired, short KR

>>61927526
invest in yourself and buy some running shoes

>>61927526
Anon, you should eat healthier

>>61927520
Silver’s been struggling to hold 90 since 9 am this morning. Both it and gold sold off heavy at opening. So far it seems like this war is bad for precious metals and, yes, I also hold both physically.

>>61927532
I feel like potato chips are healthier than they get credit for, they're just very expensive.

>>61927530
I've run 200 miles so far this year
>>61927532
No, healthy food doesn't improve my mood

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Where my uranium bros at?
https://files.catbox.moe/y82tew.jpeg

>>61927535

I'm going to sell some of my physical silver soon. About 80 oz. Hopefully they'll give me spot price at least or within 1-2%

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>>61927524
But what is a chunk, really?

>>61927526
invest in the stock girls butt

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>>61927551

>>61927551
my exchange doesn't do fractional shares so we're gonna need a stock split soon

>>61927537
they are not

>>61927524
>cut
*dip
>chunks
*WOODSTOCK SCORPION PEPPER HOT SAUCE

>>61927562
It's just fried potato. It's not like candy or whatever.

Japan is getting fucked!

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>>61927551

Are traders just coping and hoping for the best with this Middle East situation? It can easily spiral out of control and get even worse

>>61927518
1911 Gold Corp (TICKER: AUMB) does not have this problem, and they are doing very well. One of the few miners that preformed today. They don't get hurt by cost of energy cause they got their own supply of power with hydro-electric. Oil could moon, and 1911 Gold could give less a fuck and continue to profit on gold. I'm up bigly on them (220%) and they got more upside swing.

KEK AVAV

>>61927604
>best
KEK
E
KEKKK

Oh, well, probably STOOKS NIGGERS but COOMOODITIES KANGS have a different outlook.

>>61927604
yah bro third world Iran is a big threat go back to /pol/

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>he invests in mainstream tech stocks
NGMI

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>>61927551
Zoomer girls dont' like me. Nor do older girls actually. Or anyone really.
Can any of you fancy COST members tell me about buying chips there? Do they only sell massive bulk size bags? Idk if I'd survive that

what do you guys do after selling a stock/etf for profit? reinvest it into something else or move it to your savings account?

>>61927617
They seem more capable than Russia, they just don't have nukes.

>>61927631
my stock account is my savings account, I can withdraw it if I'm not bringing in any money but hopefully after this month I'll be back in net savings

>>61927631
Lose it in the next trade

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>>61927631
Buy 4 lb bags of GREAT VALUE NUGGS and 5 lb bags of GREAT VALUE TATERS SEASONED & SHREDDED to go in muh AIR FRYER and dip in HOT SAUCES.

>>61927631
The answers to this really depend on the types of accounts and trading people are doing. A full-time day or swing trader is naturally going to be making frequent withdrawals to pay for living expenses. Meanwhile on the other end, someone like me who's managing a Roth IRA is not planning to withdraw cash from the account for decades.

bottom is in for google, $300 is bedrock

>>61927658
google needs to unfuck its entire product suite before I invest a single dime into them

>>61927660
>unfuck
*UNJEET

>>61927660
Hey Google listen up! You better unfuck your product suite or this guy won’t put any of his moms money in your stock!

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>>61927664
google is my mom's top holding.
>>61927595
it'll be green by morning babe. goodnight. love you.

lunar eclipse tonight, purim tomorrow.

>>61927631
Take back what I spent, keep 20% for reinvest and save 80%.

>>61927671
your mom is google's top search result.

Just kidding, babe

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You see, when the NIGGER looks at the price of NATGAS he only looks at places that show the FRONT MOONTH COONTRACK, but BOIL and KOLD are mostly on a whole other MOONTH. For example, RITE now the NATGAS FRONT MOONTH is J, but BOIL and KOLD are on K, and will be until April when they rool to M. Anyway, that's just one of the infinite reasons we call them NIGGERS, you know?

>nightmare scenario occuring in the middle east
>market doesn't give a shit

>>61927676
I asked Jeeves and he said "Damn, that slut? Prime pussy son"

And Lycos kept barking and shit

And cowboy Yahoooooooooo~ just kept posting yer mum's blogspot and MySpace results

>>61927645
Are there actually any air fryers with 9lbs of storage?

>>61927684
I'm calling HR.

>>61927680
The nightmare scenario would be nuclear war, but in this case its basically tantamount to all of Irans leadership accidentally tripping on the way down the stairs and breaking their necks on the way down. Its not a war because its impossible to even have a two sided conflict between Iran and the west. Its just a complete domination.

>>61927680
private credit is arguably just as nightmarish
we're pinned for now though

>>61927696
You mean a freezer, you fat fuck.

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i am getting murdered in the markets currently

>>61927680
the markets basically think trump is gonna TACO, iran is gonna back off, and everything will be back to normal in a week. they're not prepared for the spike in oil once destinations start to realize that the oil and LNG from hormuz is no longer coming.

>>61927680
The nightmare begins when Dick Cheney's ghost determines we need boots on the ground for the next 20 years. Invest in IEDs and IED accessories.

>>61927680
international markets are getting wrecked

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>>61927724
Same

hows bobo doing?

>>61927624
i don't like girls very much either desu
why can't they just be normal

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>>61927664
That's right. I'm kind of a big deal!

>>61927608
Cramer was shilling it 300 this morning no joke

>they bet against America and boughted VSUX
more like SUXASS

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BOIL
O
IS STILL CREEPIN' UP IN THA OVERNIGHTS
L

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Somehow I'm not so much in the mood anymore to short the market, which is why we'll probably gigacrash very soon no cap fr fr

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>>61927680
It's only a nightmare scenario for (you).

>>61927680
Already priced in

>finally finish selling all my VGT and VTI and rotating over to VXUS VAU and EWY
>Iran invaded
>Foreign stocks tank specifically
Fuck my gay chungus life apparently

what do I gamble 5k on to make it either 10k or 0 by the end of march?
Swing trading space on 2x lev has been profitable but it's not fast enough
Probably silver calls when it hits the 70s again ehh
i think it's gonna crash like march 22nd or something tho

>>61927773
Hgraf has earnings tomorrow. Wait for Wednesday shakeout to chuck some money in.

>>61927716
Erm, no, I mean an air fryer that has 9lbs of capacity

>>61927617
It is not that Iran is itself a big problem for the US, but Iran is up against third world Arab gulf states. It is third world vs third world. Unless the US defends them (it won't) they are going to get rekt by Iran

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>>61927739
The division between bobo and mumu is created to stop us from collectively boiling crabs alive and embracing a volatile market.

>>61927782
I will monitor the dip but it feels like cheating on Penelope if I invest in a woman CEO

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>>61927724
how do u feel now?

Just look at Diesel. It's over.

This is btw bad for miners, somebody already mentioned it, which is why they crashed so hard in 2022-2023

>>61927801
If it's bad for miners because of the diesel that is good for silver because of the demand which is good for miners because of the production which is good for my wallet because of the implication.
We price gold in the east now bitches

>>61927541
I'm 120% up up up!!!
also is that shadman babe?

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>He sold his oil positions yesterday

>>61927773
just play roulette dude

ONDS?

Buy PLTR

>>61927221
israel didn't do 9/11 and you're retarded.

that being said, the war is not popular and they should bring this to a close as soon as possible.

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This zogslave traitor is going to cannibalize all of the air defense that are keeping China from invading Taiwan and crashing the US economy to zero.

>>61927840
*defenses

>>61927680
It's plunge protection team.

Plunge protection team exists for situations like this.

Big institutions get a legal house edge on you. >when they're going to liquidated, they can ask for money
>they get advanced notice of major moves by the governemt
>they get advanced intel on foreign markets
>they get tax breaks

The cost of this, is that in situations like today, when the CIA and WH call them and tell them to buy, they have to buy.

Iran's war goal is to crash the market, it is a matter of national security that they buy when told.

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>futures

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>HOFT

>>61927825
I don't want to go to a casino and I have the time to speculate. It's the hobby i use to feel smart

>>61927773
red

>>61927840
BASED, fuck Taiwan, INTC ftw.

>>61927840
Good. I want to see what happens when the welfare payments stop and a playstation costs ten thousand dollars.

>>61927840
If China was going to do something they'd do it now while INDOPACOM has been cannibilized for war with Iran. They haven't, therefore they won't.

>>61927873
/thread
Gay ass island can defend itself

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>>61927859
>It's the hobby i use to feel smart

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>>61927877
There is a big misconception that the Chinese want to become America.

They don't want to become America and assume responsibility for the whole world, they want a multipolar world.

Trump has actually been on board with this an has been focusing more in America and less on Asia, becoming an American Hadrian, settling in to more defensible borders of the empire (until now).

China can afford to pay a bit more for fuel, it got out of the oil game a long time ago and barely needs it anymore.

High oil prices hurt Japan and Korea, and this event has increased Europes desire to break away and become its own thing.

These are all in line with Beijing's interests.

The much more damaging thing for Chang at the moment is that Zimbabwe are being retarded again and have banned lithium exports until the Chinese do all the refining in their country using Zimbabwean labor.

(essentially meaning nothing will actually get done and EV production is massively disrupted because Zimbabweans hate working).

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>>61927840
>wars can be fought forever
Unbelievably bearish

oof silver, missed second chance to reshort

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SILVER MARINES
QUICK CALL?!

>>61927917
BLESSED, now you can stop watching GAY shit and put all of your focus into NATGAS!

>futes

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>>61927846
And yet. Just like the panda, the market should have died out decades ago, but humans want to play God and delay the inevitable.

>>61927921
The Hormuz/Qatarenergy pump was pretty weak. WEAKSAUCE

>>61927934
THUS
FAR

>>61927604
I just remember what kinda started it all in 2022 was oil doing 110 a barrel yes because of overall inflation I suppose but it probably wrecked a lot of peeps too. 110 a barrel again might be some serious shit, if it drives inflation hard we might see a rate HIKE and that will ruin the markets.

>>61927680
Screenshot this post to mock me but international markets are highkey crashing atm so I want to believe that red markets tomorrow will be a thing. If they aren't I swear to fucking God millennials with inheritances are owning this bitch ferociously now. Imagine just straight up trillions of Boomer money flooding into every dip. Crazy shit.

>>61927896
Good for Africans, shouldn't let some opportunistic yellow man ply some copy temu slave trade on their people. Get your bag from these wretched shitheads.

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>>61927934
I suspect that THE JEWS are intentionally keeping THE NIGGERS guessing and confused. They (((suppressed))) any poomp on that to keep it from drawing the attention of THE NIGGERS but the elastic energy got loaded into it and will snap at (((the determined time))).

>>61927896
>China can afford to pay a bit more for fuel, it got out of the oil game a long time ago and barely needs it anymore.
China is the largest importer of crude oil in the world you slant eyed bullshit artist.

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i'm taking profit on DAVE in overnight markets

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>>61927947
>GRRRRR!

Illiterate retard.

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holy kek shiny rock niggers btfo

>>61927840
How is it even possible that everything he says is a lie?

>>61927221
Won't work. If 9/11 happened today half the country would be like, "lol good do California too pls."

>>61927896
holy chang cope. they'll never let you get rid of all the missiles pointing at your cities less than 120 miles away.

>>61927953
Even ignoring the fact that power generation is far from the only reason a nation needs oil, that chart shows a significant increase in both absolute volume and relative ratio of oil used for power generation. You fucking retard

silverbros i am financially heemed

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>>61927839

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STOP FUCKING SELLING

>The KOSPI fell sharply on Tuesday, triggering a temporary halt in the effectiveness of program sell orders, known as a sidecar, for the first time in a month.
>A sell sidecar is triggered when the KOSPI 200 futures index falls 5 percent or more and the move lasts for 1 minute.

>nikkei closed -3%
owari da

>>61928009
>>61928010
>KOSPI -7%
holy KEK a lot of anons bought the top

>>61927960
how is it even possible leftypol is still here? Border is closed

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>>61928014
>buy signal is when they start posting pepes in the newspaper again

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erm bros

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at 5pm my sexy cowoker will be at the parking lot and iam planing on asking her out.loading on betablockers and trt. if she says no iam fired 100%.if she says yes iam spending my ytd returns on her(12%)

Reddit in general supports a proper invasion of Iran.
Anyone who says it's not a good idea is downvoted.
Israel hasn't been this popular in ages.

The polls saying Americans don't want war are lying. Americans want wars. The middle east is the playground for rednecks to play cowboys and indians.
That's why the stocks are pumping, that's why silver and gold is dumping. You don't need safe havens if you love war.

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>Trump meets with the German Chancellor
It's over

>>61928044
What are Betablocker and trt for?

>>61928057
German boots on the ground is bullish for the dax. Germans love wars too.

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>>61928061
you have never met anyone in the german military haven't you?

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>>61928056
>Reddit in general supports a proper invasion of Iran.
>Anyone who says it's not a good idea is downvoted.
>Israel hasn't been this popular in ages.
>The polls saying Americans don't want war are lying. Americans want wars. The middle east is the playground for rednecks to play cowboys and indians.
>That's why the stocks are pumping, that's why silver and gold is dumping. You don't need safe havens if you love war.

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>>61928035
>411.17 avg cost

>>61928082
post ur hgraf right fucking now

How is Tesla still doing Tesla things

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>>61927840
Bro is getting less likes on his posts than a mid-instagram model.

The only way he's getting over 10k is if he also mentions immigration, or the dems coming after him, or something else in the post.

I still think he will call it quits soon. He is smarter than this. And I know he is because he was pulling back to the Americas while saying all of the bullshit rhetoric to appease the AMERIGA FUCK YEAH idiots.

oilbros i'm thinking we're back

>>61928090
horry fuk calls on RTX and LMT

>>61927391
>Trump
>Neocon
He’s the farthest thing we’ve had from that in 50 years, which isn’t saying much granted but that Roe v Wade move was incredibly Libertarian and no other Republican President would have had the balls to do it. Also if my country were being ruled by tyrants killing tens of thousands of my people in the streets I would want other countries to step in. Even Nazi Germany didn’t celebrate getting bombed.

PE ratio of S&P500 indicates we are going to have a lost decade in stocks

>>61928056
LOL

Even with all the bots Reddit is overwhelmingly against the war.

>>61928096
I'm all in on RTX and LMT puts.

Defense contractors are looking at a -60% downside in the next 3 months.

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>>61928097
>He’s the farthest thing we’ve had from that in 50 years

The majority of Americans disagree with your analysis.

He will go back up om polls when he ends the war.

Went long oil for few weeks, this thing is gonna drag the fuck on.

>>61928106
The majority of people are retarded and shouldnt have their opinions heard in the first place desu

>>61928111
Especially MAGAts

>>61928113
And women (mostly women)

>>61928111
Unfortunately for you, it is a democracy.

Imagine futes rise after the blood moon

>>61928115
Its not though, the founding fathers knew that most people were too dumb to vote which is why they made a republic and not an absolute democracy in the first place.

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Iran just tested a nuke?

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>>61928108
>He doesn’t follow people inside the industry he’s investing in

>>61927595

Highly reliant on ME oil and gas. Small stockpiles too. Like 20 days of gas.

Energy shock is gonna crush them.

>>61927187
i love AI so much bros. dumb cat videos is the real use case.

>>61927604

What Traders? The stock market is mostly controlled by large ETFs and passive flows. That are controlled by a handful of banks/funds that also control commodities pricing.

It’s the international component. Will they pull their funds from the ETF managers.

>>61927957
wtf why is he using a stationary bike inside a fucking sauna?

>>61927845

He gets it. It’s a national security issue now. But they can’t control the international component. If they pull their capital it’s Giggaprint or die time.

>>61928122
Yea yea, I'll be shorting like everyone else in a while, just taking a slice in the meanwhile when it peeks at 90+.

>>61928007

Nobody is selling the physical. You can get any! It’s a paper market.

https://sonar21.com/is-donald-trump-looking-for-an-exit-ramp/
exit strategy

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>>61927840
from
>"its day 1 of the 7 days special operation, we have defined targets and we dont plan to stay there for long like in iraq or afganistan"
to
>"wars can be fought forever"
in less than 48h. he really wants to burn the stock market to the ground, doesnt he?

holy EU natgas (TTF)

Wen short?

>>61928116
Futas rising? hnngggg

>>61927839
its literally a waste of time arguing with antisemites. they are willfully delusional.

>>61928136
This is taking too much of it at face value.

He wants out already. The Iranians aren't willing to talk yet since he (accidently) blew up the Iranian pope.

But in international relations theory you need a large credible threat to be able to negotiate effectively.

Anyone who watched the Hegseth briefing today could see this obviously.

No one is chatting but the language he used was very conspicuous in delineating "our" goals vs Israeli goals, which is not something he did before. As far as he is concerned he has paid Bibi what he was owed.

at this pace oil is about to surpass $100 this week

>>61928158
Whats the latest headline

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>>61928160
no idea they took down the sticky in /pol/ and i don't want to search through mossad threads to figure out what's going on anymore
i just look at the oil chart now

>>61928160
israel ground forces invading lebanon and their army is retreating.

https://x.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/2028737697523638638

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HGRAFsisters look at the price at premarket

>>61928160
We don't get any news on what they are doing in Iran for obvious reasons.

As for what they've done to us, supposedly they are claiming to have hit the embassy in Saudi (confirmed) and destroyed a US airbase in Bahrain (unconfirmed but likely did hit at least).
>https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/iran-destroys-air-base-bahrain-36806621
>https://www.itv.com/news/2026-03-03/fresh-israeli-attacks-on-iran-and-beirut-as-us-embassy-in-riyadh-hit-by-drones

>>61928168
>https://www.aninews.in/news/world/middle-east/authorised-to-advance-take-control-of-additional-positions-in-lebanonisraeli-defence-minister20260303133352/

It is confirmed that they have advanced into Lebanon to take the high ground. They called up 100k reservists last night.

I seriously doubt that Israel is retreating given how much of Hezbollah they have destroyed in the past months.

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>Israel prepared for weeks-long Iran campaign, unlikely to deploy ground forces, spokesperson says http://reut.rs/47koX1s

That's where the US comes into play

>>61928174
Lebanon is retreating not israel.
>Israeli troops have crossed some parts of the Lebanese border, the Lebanese army has withdrawn from at least seven forward operating positions along the border - Reuters

>>61928176
How would the US even get troops in there? I dont see that being likely logistics wise. I think they're just going to get relentlessly carpet bombed. Bullish tungsten, EQ Resources

>>61928178
The Lebanese army is not Hez, they were in charge of keeping hez in line in the area and working with the IDF, so I don't think I'd call that a retreat, more of a handoff.

I would be very surprised if the official army opposed them at all.

>>61928104
>Even with all the bots Reddit is overwhelmingly against the war.
I doubt it

>>61928160
The other major headline would be European's coalescing around France to breakaway from the US axis.
>https://www.aa.com.tr/en/europe/several-european-countries-support-frances-nuclear-deterrence-plan-vow-cooperation/3847480

And before any retard starts spamming about Trump or whatever, this is what Trump want's them to do, Rubio told them to go their own way. They're just actually doing it now.

Again, this is why you should be shorting LMT and RTX.

>>61928097
Trump is 100% George W Bush

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>>61928181
I see.

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>>61928185
shut up idiot.

>>61927391
>without providing evidence
lmao journos are retarded

>I slurped some korea yesterday
-6%, I should have waited today

>>61928176
lol

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>>61928180
I'm just kidding. A bit of mockery.

>>61928194
Put a Japan and Emerging Markets ETFs on my watchlist. If those go through a major jump might get me some asian exposure.

A blood moon just flew over my
house

Now that the crust has settled, was mondays bounce an exit pump or just mms saving their own asses before the real dump

OILBROS
I am gonna make it!!!

>dram stocks eating shit in premarket
I should have invested in weed or whatever hgraf does. Obviously the dram mines being blocked in the strait of homos would cause them to dump.

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Also this market is making the vix chart look retarded kek

>>61928190
to be fair, reddit is just anti trump regardless
during covid they became antivaxxers because trump told them to get vaxxed

>>61928101
what about the foreign stocks

>>61928206
PPT

Iran will make a deal shortly. They told negotiators they have 460kg of spicy uranium. That is enough to make all of Israel a poisonous wasteland even if they just plug it onto the fornt of a rocket and blow the dust out the front.

If they really wanted the end of the world they would already have fired.

They want to convince the US they can cause pain before sitting back down again to talk.

Trump wants to signal he is ready for forever war even though he desprately needs to make a deal.

Both sides are desperate but pretending its all totally fine.

But CIA will keep forcing MMs and funds to buy until a deal is reached so the Iranians can't force them to the table.

>>61928217
>gravity: off

https://youtu.be/KQRaj1vcnrs?si=8iCbQaAAVKu0EW1D

>>61928242
panicky futures traders (1000 sweaty shaky heebs in all) make as big a gap down as they can, heroic goy bulls fill it

get used to this pattern

we will never break range for sand negros

literally building and kicking sand castles

>>61928169
I cant Stop jizzing mY pants!!! Help

>>61928248
pretty based take ngl

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>>61928242
>girl smiles at you
>'she was hitting on me bro'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

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>>61928262
I know you are smiling at me right now pervert

Man I really hate that orange nigger, everything he does is so retarded, think I might have TDS.

>>61928223
Appropriately price
Will dump less when US stocks dump, will pump more when US stocks pump

Lol
Just realized dram stocks are bleeding out because samsung is bleeding out and korea is bleeding out because japan is getting cucked by the lack of iraqi oil. What a chain reaction that specifically fucked me right in my largest holding all at once. I should have sold on wednesday when I almost panic sold.

>>61928242
based

>>61928262
18yo smiles at me as I walk by? She must want my cock.

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>>61928278
then why is samsung cumputer getting rekt.

Anyway I volunteered to work for the town's local election today which was a bad move in hindsight. Someting I noticed is that every time I do, the market takes a shit.

he didn't sell extreme ytd gainers
he didn't sell market cyclical evro industrials

>>61928283
I hope this is bait
Literally one of the international companies most closely tied up with the US AI bubble

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I'm "finna boutta" dump everything except my rock solid investments. Turdnald sounds like he wants to piss away the empire for his little dick wagging war.

>>61928176

I haven't checked. Are the MAGA guys having buyers remorse yet?

>>61928286
>le cyclical meme

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>iron dome PENETRATED
erm puts on raytheon

>>61928294
You post like a 40 year old. Relax.

>>61928296
doesn't the market go up and down

>>61928297
RTX fraudsters on the run. Anon was right all along!

>>61928294
yesss panic and sell everything on open today that you didn't yesterday. good boy

why not pick up some AVAV too? there's a war don't you know. it's even on sale! lmao

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What kind of mememarket looks like this

2 hours until TJE EVENT

>>61928314
markets open in 5 hours, anon

silver kek

The war euphoria is wearing off.

People got extremely bullish recently but now it's wearing off.

>>61928203
becareful since they both usually suffer from high oil price

Aaaaaaa why is it down further!!!!! I should've just never bought back in this year and stayed cash!!!! What a terrible year it has been for trading!

>>61928262
She waved at me in a sea of dysgenic looking people. It was at the very least a signal to talk to her but I'm a coward which is why Ive never had a gf.

Are we doing the fute dump open pump dance again?

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Why? Why did you fucking amerimutts have to saddle us with the orange nigger?

>>61928321
seems like it

>>61928308
Looking for LPSY

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>>61928323
americans are special please do not poke or critize them it makes the meat go stinky

Damn RAM stocks getting fucked

>>61928321
Less likely. There were a fuckton of 0dte puts monday so the institutions had to pump or else face negative gamma and a bunch of assignments/settlements.
No such setup today so it might dip and stay dipped.

Funny that HOOD is getting heemed, market volatility should be extremely bullish for them.

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>my snxx is at the same position it was a month ago

>>61928315
The blood moon

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oh now I know what it is
they waterboarded trump too hard

>>61928333
> hedgies work extra hard for 5 months to keep us in range
> have to pay attention to their terminals for 5 hours a day instead of 2 for that whole time
> throw it all away one day because 5 or 600 premarket Jews are trying to frontrun the decline of western society

I mean I agree with you about the options pressure but if you think this gap isn't getting filled you might need to zoom out

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>>61927210
yeah. wtf, op?
>>61927178

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is this bullish or bearish for today's session?
thinking to get 0dte puts on open (you're welcome)

>>61928343
For whom the Taco Bell tolls

>>61928014
It pumped over 100% in a year, what did you think would happen

>>61928356
it did a 3x in less than a year like a crypto shitcoin

Uhh guys why is my global index fund is down 2.3%. Im a retard for dumping in a 50k lump sum a few weeks ago when this shit was entirely predictable

>spy down 1.5%
what in the actual fuck is happening

>>61928363
The big crash is starting