Waiting for captchas is bearish

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Nixon did know his stuff about Iran doe. We need to install a friendly shah

TOLD YOU RETARDS AGAIN UP AND TO THE RIGHT. HOPE YOU LISTENED

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Uh oh Oil Baggies

KEK KEK KEK

If you liked oil at $120, surely you'll love it at $60. KEK OIL BAGGOTS

:)

Lots of dumb mumus in here celebrating over a couple soundbites from blatantly biased media. If you like money, now's the time to go long oil and short equities, especially US tech. Buy the dips in Asian stocks when shortages start and people start panic selling.

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A Toast!

To Mr. Bobos arrival!

To the greatest and biggest party anyone has ever seen!

The fuck is going on as of lately?! That last thread had way too much talk about ladyboys going on. I miss when sister mating was the thing. This ladyboy stuff is too confusing, it makes me feel strange...

>>62115302
TRVST THE PLQN...The squeeze is coming we will win against the treasury...they are manipulating the price...

>>62115299
YOU NEED TO INSTALL 0DTE SPY AND QQQ CALLS. THERES STILL TIME

>>62115299
shah fren or or sheikh fren

>>62115299
YOU NEED TO INSTALL 0DTE SPY AND QQQ CALLS. THERES STILL TIME
>>62115305
LMAO ANOTHER RETARD REKT BOBO TELLING PEOPLE TO SHORT INTO AN UPMOVE. ABSOLUTE BRAINDEAD RETARD MONKEY KEK BAGGIE

>>62115299
Iran doesn't want a monarchy

folio is at ATH again
I know I could have profited more from this war but I'm up 14% YTD it feels really good

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Dearest Bobo.
It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you of salt and pepper's imminent breach of the 7000 threshold.
It seems your vigorous and ladylike protests of market manipulation and arm waving that things should not be thus did little to delay the rushing brazen bulls.
Yours truly, Mumu.

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alright sandisk, its not funny anymore, START PUMPING AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>62115317
BOBO IS TOO RETARDED TO UNDERSTAND THIS

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> nows

>>62115319
Sorry bro $1000 is too big of a mind barrier gotta wait for their 1:10 stock split thanks for playing

>>62115305
Nobody is panic selling because of some sand people. I also blame the mass use of ETF.

NAME ONE REASON TO PANIC SELL STOCKS WHEN THEY WILL ONLY GO HIGHER QUICKLY DUE TO INSANE INFLATION AND DOLLAR DEVALUATION. THERES NOWHERE TO GO. BUY 0DTE CALLS ON THE INDEX NOW BEFORE YOU GET LEFT BEHIND. IF YOU DONT BUY 0DTES EVERY DAY YOU CANT EVEN BEAT INFLATION

>signed up for IPo alerts from fidelity
>every single one has been utter shit

need to get in on the ground floor of the next BIG THING

>>62114726
>IF U WANNA FIND A WIFE PICK A FAT BITCH WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM AND U WILL LIVE A HAPPY LIFE
Terrible financial advice. I did this and she turned into a gigantic bitch and a gold digger demanding to be a trophy wife. They all have Tiktok now and deserve an easy life on your dime.
"Dating" is a humiliation ritual and you will lose all your gains. Hoeflation is out of control.

Only YOU can stop thread splitting

>>62115333
WELL I DONT BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE OR HAVING A STEADY PARTNER IN CURRENT WESTERN SOCIETY. EVERYONE IS INSANE. SORT OF JEALOUS OF THE JEETS AND THEIR ARRANGED POOP MARRIAGE AND STUFF ALMSOT SEEMS LIKE THEY HAVE A BETTER CULTURE THESE DAYS

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>>62115333
Why do I find actual whores then?

>>62115326
>Nobody is panic selling because of some sand people
Oh they will when the recession hits, earnings nosedive and the layoffs start. People haven't experienced a real recession since 2008. It's going to be fucking brutal because the AI bubble will pop at the same time.

COCOABROS WTFWT

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>>62115317
Mr Mumu, did I ever say that this wouldn't happen?

I told bearanons not to buy puts! I have been saying so for weeks!

We need time to prepare, Mr. Bobo hasn't been back in our world in almost 100 years!

If you are losing money, it is because you are underestimating the size of the party!

No one alive today remembers a party this big!

>>62115307
think about how bullish would it be if your sister was a ladyboy

>>62115337
i don't know anon, why do you do that?

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>https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116403535989117537
Drill baby, drill.

693 spy
^>

>>62115341
Where. I don't know why I said why.

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Let's pooooomp!

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>>62115346
SPY'S THE LIMIT!!

>>62115346
UP RIGHT BOYS WW@
I TOLD YOU I FUCKING TOLD YOU FOR DAYS SINCE LAST WEEK SINCE BEFORE THAT. ITS BEEN 2 WEEKS OF THIS AND I GOT IT ALLLLLLL EXCEPT THE FIRST DAY

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Oil crashing… how the fuck was this move so effective?

>>62115355
kek
The gif of the guy falling down the stairs saying "I TOLD YOU BRO" but it's mirrored horizontally and vertically

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>>62115338
You've been saying the AI bubble will pop in 2 weeks every day for the past 2 years now. Learn2plumb.

>>62115338
BLAH BLAH BLAH MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT RETARD. GO SAVE FOR A FEW MONTHS FROM YOUR MINWAGE JOB TO SHORT AGAIN AND LOSE IT ALL RETARD

>lower supply of oil somehow (and derivatives) makes its price go down
repeat after me:
CLOWN WORLD

>>62115358
we are making gains

Crvde oil mvst hold $92...

>>62115367
DAMN SKIPPY WE IS

So what is this now like 10 days of green across the board??? I guess the market stopped believing in the concept of "down"

>>62115366
THERE IS NO LOWER SUPPLY. THE SUPPLY IS ONLY INCREASING FROM AMERICA AND VENEZUELA. THE MIDDLE EAST OIL IS IRRELEVANT TO THE AMERICAN STOCK MARKET AND ECONOMY

>too big a pussy to touch oil at all
>made nothing
>lost nothing
meh

>>62115377
STOCKS WERE UNDERVALUED FOR MONTHS. WE HAVENT EVEN STARTED TO GO UP YET

>>62115377
>a ledditorsaying this only happened like 4 other days in history and we should trade accordingly
FAGGOT

Sold my calls.
I might go back in but the majority of 0day strikes are calls where we are right now. I'd have to wait for it to show easy to read signs of unpinning.

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>>62115365
Mr Bobo applauds your cynicism Mr Mumu!

When people become cynical and self interested, that's when Mr. Bobo appears.

And once Mr. Bobo shows up, all the power in the world can't stop him! The mightiest empires bow to Mr. Bobo! He's the strongest there ever was!

>>62115382
Exactly, the real market has been in a rotational recession for the last 6 months, we needed volatility and fear to accumulate more, then when the obstacle is removed we can break the psychological barrier of 7,000 and fly to 8,000.

We will be over 9,000 in 2027. Pepper your Anguses for all the Vegeta posting.

CAPTCHA IS RAPING ME TODAY

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I CAN'T PROFIT
I CAN'T POST
but seriously it was a good run. down only now until some more of you sell though.

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Elevator down ROCKET SHIP UP 10 trading days 10% up holy shit bears on suicide watch

K I admit it I see mister bobo now /a/ schizo

>>62115408
If we'll be intellectually honest it was a crater down but a slow climb up to a full recovery

THE STOCK MARKET WILL NEVER GO DOWN EVER AGAIN

Haha mumubros watching the line go up is cool haha wow it goes on and on but can we please stop for a bit, like chill out and pullback so I can perhaps buy some stuff? Haha it's just that buying stuff with 80 RSI doesn't sound very fun, don't get me wrong I don't doubt line go up and to the right but I sorta don't wanna buy and suddenly be down 10% the next day you know?

Why would you ever sell? It always goes right back up so it just doesn't make sense at all

>>62115417
IM NOT WATCHING THE LINE GO UP IM GETTING PAID BY THE LINE GOING UP. GET FUCKING REKT CHICKENSHIT BOBO RETARDS AFRAID TO EVER BUY CALLS AND LONG THE MARKET PERMABEAR IDIOTS GET FUCKED BAGGIES KEK LMAO

A lot of top-calling in this thread but the trend is your friend oh well

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>>62115417
No

>>62115419
You only sell if you're doing options and if you're doing options smartly you would already have a long buy and hold position.

>>62115419
Derivatives

WAIT UNTIL SPY BLASTS THROUGH 700 AND STILL DOESNT GO DOWN THE BOBO COPE IS GOING TO BE GLORIOUS

I'm going to drop a little truth nuke here- you should be a bobo but hold something bullish so you are right (and happy) either way

GONNA DROP A LITTLE TRVTH NVKE HERE, MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT. GET FUCKED BOBO BAGGIES GET COMPLETELY UTTERLY BANKRUPTED

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>>62115426
A lot of top calling?

We have almost nothing but Mr Mumus left! SPY 700! SPY 800! SPY 900!

We have exuberance! As we should before a BIG party!

>>62115440
MIGRANT-RAPING TRVTH NVKE

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>>62115417
Damn it really is too bad there weren't any recent buying opportunities.

I'm getting the feeling that we are approaching the top. You probably will need to get out of the market within the next two more weeks to avoid significant losses on your investments boss.

Also this website is running like absolute dogshit, and I will be spending the rest of the day posting on stock twits.

>>62115444
NOBODY HERE IS EXUBERANT BESIDES ME AND MAYBE THE ONE GUY WHO BELIEVED ME
EVERYONE ELSE HAS RAGEQUIT THE THREAD ALREADY OUT OF FRUSTRATION. THEY HAVENT EVEN CAPITULATED INTO LONGING THE MARKET YET. WE HAVE A LOOOONG WAY TO GO UPWARD AND RIGHTWARD RETARDED MYSTIC NIGGA

>>62115426
Too much theta decay to not be calling interim tops fampai.
If I was a real cool kid I'd be doing condors at the pin too waiting to jump into the next move.

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THIS IS WHERE MU IS THE SUPERIOR MEMORY STOCK
TOTAL SNDK DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH

>>62115450
>The Faggler is a Stock Twit

Of course, it all makes sense now.

>>62115450
I HOPE YOU LISTENED TO ME AND BOUGHT 0DTE CALLS INSTEAD OF YOUR RETARDED PUT BULLSHIT. SERIOUSLY WHAT A DUMBASS YOUD HAVE TO BE TO BUY PUTS INTO AN UPMOVE

>>62115450
I always go long when Baggler says to go short. The problem with listening to him, is that he doesn't need money to be happy. He could be dirt poor and living in a shoebox but as long as he has his Miata to kiss men in at the park behind his wife's back he's perfectly content. Not a good person to listen to when it comes to matters of money.

imagine not believing capslock poster
all he wants to do is help
^>

>>62115466
I now imagine Kirby's Poyo emoticon dance but instead it's just
(^'-')> (^'-')> (^'-')>

Is the strait open - No
Is oil being shipped - No
Are gas prices decreasing - No
Are jannies banning a trump jeet tranny fucker trolling spammer - No
Then why are bulltard larpers celebrating
Because this is what paid shilling looks like
None of the subhumans posting now are even from America because there's latency and site wide connection issues happening

>>62115470
he is dancing to the beat of the market

>>62115474
>copypasta bullshit
Get fucked NIGGER I'm posting from my office it just takes time to post and if browns are smarter than even you that's not my problem

>>62115474
>>62115317

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>>62115474
Dies Irae.

The Day of Wrath.

Mr. Bobo will get his party.

And on that day.

Neither Bobo nor Mumu will be posting

And Mr. Bobo himself will be
the only one left smiling :)

>>62115292
>forgot to put "/smg/" in the subject
congratulations, retards.

>>62115474
>Because this is what paid shilling looks like
>subhumans
notthing human about these posters. it's bots.

mfw no money to slurp oil :c

The US has successfully vibeblockaded the strait

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>>62115466
They crucified Christ for the same thing.

I say we crucify captchas, they have forsaken us this day.

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>>62115456
fuck you bitch il see you in 20 days when the er comes out

>>62115292
I hate you so much its unreal. Dont even bother trying next time. I rather have no general than this crap

>>62115504
I know they'll do gangbanger earnings. It's all in good fun. SNDK had a good runup yesterday

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>>62115474
>>62115491
You dumb fuck retard bobos are now schizoposting that everyone that told you to buy the generational bottom last week are bots? We literally just wanted to help you make money.

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>SOXL

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>>62115508
I was just joshin too bro, I cant believe someone screencapped my post

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It’s time to start investing in sandals and 10 yr old rugby jerseys.

We Africa now.

> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tPsBztxt8oE&pp=ygUPU2FuZGFscyBjdW10b3du0gcJCdMKAYcqIYzv

this is the worst /smg/ yet

>>62115292
>no /smg/ in title
can you mouth breathers make a proper OP for once?

Thank you anon who suggested 0DTE today. ily faggot.

>>62115474
KEK BROKE BOBO RETARD COPE

>>62115524
THATS ME THE THE HARBINGER OF THE PUMP. YOU CAN THANK YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR DONALD PUMP FOR BLESSING US WITH SUCH GAINS

whats the vibe today

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>Oracle accused of targeting employees with stock options in recent layoffs, per NYP

>>62115528
thank you based donald pump

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>>62115530
I'm feeling a little euphoric ngl

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>>62115530

>>62115530
It can only go up with a side of watch for unpin from the call wall.

We trade in a market where the most successful person has been an anon retardbuying calls every day and screaming about it in all caps 24/7 ITT
Dude can't even read good but in a single week he's easily up more than 90% of pro traders who actually do this shit for a living are up in last year
He just wakes up, buys 0DTE calls, alt tabs to call everyone a retarded Bobo in a Malawi basket weaving forum, then comes back to cash in his daily 500% return
Let that fucking sink in

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>>62115534
>You can't fire me, I have options!
Lmao. Javacels getting purged.

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>>62115547
Market?

It isn't a market anon.

But it will go higher.

It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from here :)

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>>62115547
Welcome to /biz/, anon.

You really think they give their larping jeet janny talmud telegram bot any money to gamble in the market while the other mongoloids monitor the spam chained to their cubicles in some moscow commieblock

I'm throwing everything into a pile of puts for today's close, a no cap 6-7 yolo fr fr as the kids would say boss.

>>62115517
It'll be a fun little rivalry we have :3

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Took profits on Micron. So it'll probably easily pump another 50% from here, at least. You're welcome

AMD +3%
NVDA +3%

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>>62115565
I think the Faggler should put up or shut up

And maybe step away from the screen for an eve and take gookfu out for a nice dinner and some romance :3

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>SOXL

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soxl has doubled in 2 weeks without me.

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I don't even want to look at the charts. Someone tell me what's happening and make it funny please.

bears were celebrating last weekend..........

>>62115592
What's your move now big boy?
Make your move, come on and make your move!

>>62115592
You're still on time to buy now so it halves with you on board haha

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I made something like $30-$40k over the last few days. This seems so fucking dirty and people do back breaking labor for like $13 an hour…

What the actual fuck, this is fucked up how can people accept this?

>>62115617
Sometimes there are good times, sometimes there are bad times

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>>62115617
You ain't cut out for this racket, your hearts too big.

I'll take those pesky stocks off your hands. you'll sleep a lot easier without the burden of guilt they imbue.

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>FIGMA

>>62115665
FIGMA BALLS LOL

Well that was fucking easy boss.

#Winning #Winning #Winning.#Tiger'sBlood

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im sorry but this is funny

>>62115684
this is what listening to the chink jiang does to a nigga
nobody ever called Iran the graveyard of empires

>>62115692
reddit has so many bears there its unreal. i almost feel bad for them.

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>>62115684
>>62115692
the stock market is a device for transferring money from the incontinent to the incompetent

>>62115665
From what I know of this company, I don't know how it survives at the height of the AI age.

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>sndk already recovered
I didnt even panic

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>>62115684
I remember an anon posting something very similar on /smg/, almost word for word

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Remembers anons, when you bet on sports, someone either wins or loses in reality.

If you need to gamble, sell your stocks, bet sports.

Don’t support the communists in the White House and Wall Street setting prices to fuck (you) over.

All of this pumping is not coming with printing, it’s coming from loans. They will fuck (you) to pay for it.

new ath tomorrow?
fucking jews lol
everyone was scared and they bought

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I love money so much bros

>>62115919
jews sure do love their humiliation rituals

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>no bang bang bang
>no ding ding ding

what went so wrong bros? I thought we were back

>>62115935
don't worry it's ai (eminem died in 2014)
also I posted that and a 10% position in my port immediately took a nose dive in after hours smdh
PS fuck this broke ass captcha

>>62115945
you are in the wrong thread
>>62115898

>>62115499
i cant wait for the global vibecession

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why is this thread still here

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The worst part is that, as a goy who is forced to deal in the real world, there's no way to hedge against losing my job from oil shortages as long as the market is rigged to only go straight up to protect jewish billionaire portfolios at the expense of literally everyone else. I guess I'll just become homeless.

>>62117528
Because OP is a retard

>>62118948