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I prefer the South East Asian edition

Weekly programme:
- Cracker Mondays
- Taco Tuesdays <=== (YOU ARE HERE)
- Midweek Poomp
- Taco Thursdays Supreme
- Fat Fridays

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>do taxes
>it's just you telling the IRS things they already know
Why can't I just push the pay button or something?

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What are everyones thoughts on buying childrens place stock? Is it a good buy at under 3 dollars?

>>62114588
zero females on that pic, correct?

>>62114590
if it weren't humiliating then it wouldn't be the USA would it?

I could really use a TACO right about now.

short oil

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Pro tip: Drink your coffee before breakfast on an empty stomach to get the most benefit out of it!

TASO Tuesday

The cause of this war is South Korea.

South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop.

Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons.

South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syria
https://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/

S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incident
https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c

>>62114582
i wish i looked like this

Long PLTR.

LET ME TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET. IT GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT. 0DTE CALLS WORK EVERY DAY

>Trump Always Makes Angry Libs Eat Shit
TAMALES Tuesday

>>62114590
>Why can't I just push the pay button or something?
That’s how you do it in Sweden. Just go through it and press accept. Takes like 2 minutes.

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>futures

>>62114605
$1000 worth a good idea

why is everything always going up man i just wanna buy something thats not overpriced

The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.

This is like one of the most common idioms for investing and trading

yet people always forget it

Stop being surprised about the market being irratational

>>62114612
NVDA is a good price. Software stocks are a good price. Staples are good prices

>>62114613
what do you mean 'remain solvent'?

>>62114613
NAME 1 IRRATIONAL THING ABOUT THIS RALLY. AMERICA IS SELLING MORE OIL THAN EVER. THAT IS GREAT FOR AMERICAN STOCKS AND THE AMERICAN ECONOMY. YOU RETARDS FUNDAMENTALLY DONT UNDERSTAND CAPITAL FLOW

>>62114604
Long your PLTR social credit not the stock price.

>>62114615
You can buy something nobody wants.
People do that all the time, we call em hoarders n dumb n lots of slurs

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uhwut
fcuk u oil llong retards i'm finabcially tyoined

>>62114623
COME ON MAN ITS BEEN POSTED 100 TIMES ALREADY. GET A NEW ONE. ITS MORE STALE THAN ME SAYING MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT AND TO BUY 0DTE CALLS

>>62114622
what slurs

>>62114625
fuck u my xke dpwm i'm just coping ficl uuuu

i have a bad feeling

what is for taco tuesday

>>62114613
The market is rational and irrational based whichever frame opposes my current position.

This general is so dead during europoor hours. Is this why we’re so poor compared to Americans?

So, can all our good up and green be brought low to down and red today?

test

>>62114618
All those tankers headed to the Gulf of mexico will be sitting there for two months waiting because even at max output america does not produce enough oil to fill them all
Stop trolling the general you faggot tranny chasing trump shill

>>62114589
But we already pumped yesterday.

Dude, Food stocks have to be a fucking buy at some point, paying 7-10% dividends and are trading at like 1999 prices, people still need to eat

Do I dump 15k in the market or DCA like 1-2k every week? I just want to get myself into the market and stop trying to time it

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>62114639
???? AMERICA PRODUCES MORE OIL THAN ANY COUNTRY ON THIS PLANET RETARD

>JPM earnings report good
What does this mean? Big crash incoming because the market is irrational?

>>62114645
>people still need to eat
WRONG. THE CULLING IS COMING. ROBOTS WILL REPLACE THE WORTHLESS HUMANS. ONLY THE RICH NEED TO EAT NOW

>>62114653
EARNINGS DONT MATTER. ITS A LIQUIDITY GRAB TO SELL

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my hedging was premature and my puts are down 70%

>>62114656
HERES AN INCREDIBLE PROTIP FOR GAMBLING ON PUTS. DO IT INTO DOWNWARD MOMENTUM, NOT UPWARD MOMENTUM RETARD!!!!

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Any of you niggers actually trying to be smart? Seems like the real bottleneck is not oil production but congestion at export terminals. Aka don't buy oil but bet on tankers.

>green futures
where is the chart

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Every time I see the Tradingview symbol, I think it's Hebrew

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>follow any stock even the small caps in bumfuck nowhere
>theres like 20-100 random people who own millions worth of the stock
>these people just exist and are rich and walk among us

It always bemuses me somehow, we all know about the turbowagies, lawyers, megarich and celebrities and whatnot. But theres this quiet bunch of wealthy fucks who have these holdings and I wonder what their lives are about. Like who is that guy, where does he live, does he go shopping? Does he work? Is he just some guy who sits on a board of directors but we never know how he got there

>>62114590
They need to make it complicated so wealthy people can put in their GameShark codes.

JPM FULL RECOVERY. BOBO REKT AGAIN

>>62114658
who is this and how can i look like her

Oh nice my line is going up and go the right

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>>62114666
Kek, saved.

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>european
>wake up early for once to have a productive day
>just sit around being bored as shit, waiting until the markets open so I can watch number go up
what the hell do people do all day when they aren't invested in the stock market?

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Volume has been getting lower on SOXL

Buy puts, 30% Pull back is coming.

>>62114684
I put on a maid suit, kneepads and suck cock for $20 on grindr.

>>62114593
Ladyboys are women, chud.

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>>62114639
Is called Gulf of America so you’re wrong twice. Suck it commie.

MARKET GOES UP. AND. TO. THE. RIGHT. IT WILL NOT BE STOPPED

>>62114689
Imagine being a 12-year-old thai boy walking around seeing all these women, but one of them could be your dad on the clock, grim.

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IT
IS
TIME

GORILLAS
ASSEMBLE

OOOOH AHHH OOHH AHHHH

>>62114690
A commie renamed it that, tranny faggot

NVDA better gongo or my peepee is gonna be very poopoo'd

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>>62114693
I don't think they are known for impregnating women, anon...

>>62114592
We bought all kids clothing second hand because it's much cheaper and they grow out of them so fast. Plus birth rates are low and only going lower. Would avoid.

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>>62114694
Well thats embarrassing I posted BBW instead of GRRR

We love our BBW don't we folks?

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Is it worth it to hop into a space-themed etf to ride the SpaceX hype?

VIX WILL NEVER BE ABOVE 20 EVER AGAIN.

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What's ZION DON gonna TRVTH about today?

>>62114582
I matched with a fat chick on tinder.

Chubby face, small tits, floppy/saggy gut, skinny legs, 5'10".

What should I do?

>>62114697
They make so much money some Thai women go for them, there are so many of those on the Chat Sites.

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Who's coming to Thailand to celebrate becoming a gorillionaire with me?

What we're seeing now is the US exhibiting late-stage empire disease. They need to be humbled for the good of the world, and Americans themselves.

>>62114707
Buy the dip then short

>>62114707
fomo into LWLG

>>62114645
Its a trap
The concept of dividend kings and aristocrats is pretty much dead
Companies have zero qualms about slashing the divvies these days
Once a divvy goes above 6-7% it's basically guaranteed, doesn't matter if the yield went that high because of dividend growth or multipel contraction.
And once it's cut, the stock price will go down even more.
The transition into a low-trust society is progressing rapidly

>>62114705
I know it's supposed to be Taco Tuesday, but I feel some dump tweet coming in the air tonight. Oh lord.

>>62114707
MAYBE SHELL BAKE U COOKIES AND TAKE CARE OF U REAL NICE DUDE. TALK TO HER AND SEE IF SHES INSUFFERABLE

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>>62114710
nuh uh look at the stock market, everybody gettin this panem. jesus (president) would be proud.

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I hope the Navy takes its time clearing out those ship mines just to keep those VLCC’s heading to Texas. Trump wins again.

>>62114716
She's very nice so far... I think her friend in her pictures is hotter though.

>>62114723
THE HOTTER SOMEONE IS THE MORE INSUFFERABLE THEY ARE. IF U JUST WANNA FUCK HOES WHATEVER BUT IF U WANNA FIND A WIFE PICK A FAT BITCH WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM AND U WILL LIVE A HAPPY LIFE

China just ran the blockade apparently

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SOXL is up 110% from a week ago

>>62114687
I’m banned from trading options for being too poor so it’s just stocks for me

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>>62114708
What the hell are you talking about?
ladyboys do not go into relationships with women, retard

>>62114726
Well. We both are looking for longterm only and monogamy only in our bios.

>>62114593
Ladyboys are women, chud.

>>62114707
Too bad about the small tits. Fat girls only redeeming quality is watching them bounce up and down. Take her for a test run. You can usually test how big of a prick you can be with fat girls since their self esteem is pretty low. Buy Oil.

>>62114663
Like who is that guy, where does he live, does he go shopping? Does he work? Is he just some guy who sits on a board of directors but we never know how he got there
His parents founded the company, and he inherited their shares. No, he doesn't work, and just has a LARP on the board where he pretends to work.

>>62114730
I hear that David has been putting in overtime at the SOXL factory.

>>62114601
Israeli government bot post. They just copy-paste the same spam post over and over again.

>>62114714
This is why you switch to a lower yielding divy stock once it reaches this point. Then you either hold and milk the high yielding stock (invest its divys into something lower) or you sell it and buy something new. Don’t forget about the capital gains taxes though.

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>futures

>The New York Times, citing people familiar with the talks, reported that the US proposed a 20-year suspension of nuclear activity, while Iran countered with a plan to halt it for as many as five years — similar to an offer made in February.
chat, is this real?

>>62114752
OLD NEWS. US ALREADY REJECTED 5 YEARS

>>62114658
Real shipping barons have already purchased BWET weeks or months ago

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>>62114754
>>62114752
If it's rejected already, then why are we still so much up?
is the market really being held up by Fake News™ right now?

>>62114760
no that would never happen haha

>>62114760
Which app is this?

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>>62114759
holy fuck I remember it being at $70 and it dropping 30% for me to say "fuck that, I'm not touching that shit"
has the war really been going on for so long already? seems like just yesterday it all started. Where did the time go?
gut wrenching seeing missed moonshots while in the meantime my folio has been slowly bleeding instead.

>>62114763
financialjews

Coinbased chads ww@

>IRAN MULLS PAUSING ITS HORMUZ SHIPPING TO AVOID DERAILING TALKS
BRAPPENING

Trump is about to bukkake the world with a heavy load of WTI and the best part is they will pay for it and say thank you when it’s done.

>>62114759
man i should have bought that

>>62114734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EqFVWzOfN8

>>62114770
Coinbase will be the first $10T company in the world. Screencap this post.

>>62114773
All those tankers are going to sit in the Gulf of mexico doing nothing for months because they can't fill them quickly, performative nonsense just like a leftist

>AMAZON TO BUY GLOBALSTAR FOR $90 PER SHARE
>stock trading at $79,52
easy money?

>>62114738
Her friend in her pictures has a slimmer face, giant tits and thicker thighs/ass. I'm like.... damn...

She's nice though, so maybe I will take her out. I'm really not into fat chicks though... it's a tough position to be in.

>>62114779
You may be right...

>>62114789
oh, it's halted pre market
damn, didn't know that was possible

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So this is what all the hype was over? Did they just pay Iran's toll just to get turned around by the US?

Holding mag7 and tech rrady for a month-long recovery, loading any profits on miners, safer in a possible recession.
>>62114737
No, a man with boobs and drugs is not a woman, he's a shemale. In the West they are deluded and get depressed when they realise, then every other tranny heroes. In Thailand they are legally required to admit and warn you, no delusion and lower hero rates. And of course it's in your best interest so you can pick up a ladyboy without mistaking him with a girl.

>>62114796
It'd be funny if they charged another toll to come back

Fuck my ass I sold some SOXL to buy some more INTC

>>62114781
I'm selling at $200 today

Why isn't the market crashing?
I just want to buy low...

>>62114808
Your bags have a cost basis of ~300 thoughbeit.

>>62114801
It happened to me in Jersey.
Fucking assholes.

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>>62114814
It was kinda low around two weeks ago. Could always happen again though

>>62114815
True but I need the money now

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> futures

>>62114814
Buy high now or even higher later on. There are no dips.

>>62114814
Why are you trying to kill my net worth? Just kidding I’m 50% cash

Can Nasdaq climb another 1% today?

>>62114599
I always do that though.
t. gayropean

>>62114826
I bought somsome then but stayed mostly in cash expecting the situation to degrade
It did but prices rose instead of dropping

>>62114833
What's your plan?
Mine was to buy this week's dip

There's an opportunity every single day to make a large return, no matter which way the market is moving

you have to stop getting hung up about missing some big move in the past. instead, start trying to figure out what the next big move will be before it happens

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HGRAF. It's happening. They just announced the opening of the Austin HQ.

>>62114814
I'm just hoping we get a crash when the missiles start flying again. I was eating into my savings buying the dips so I'm a few grand below where I want it to be.

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>>62114844
>just predict the future bro

>>62114845
TAschizos think this means anything

what if LABU is the new NRGU

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oh oh

/smg/ is bullish today

it's going to be a red day

>>62114855
The Hyper-Bull always wins against the Nihilistic Bear in the long run.

>>62114841
I’m done buying for a bit, going to let interest and dividends roll in while living monk mode and growing weed and watching /smg/ build the next Epstein Island

TOTAL MARKET POOOOMP

LOL LOOK AT THAT COOKED, FAKE, AND GAY PPI NUMBER
MARKETS STILL GONNA GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT BECAUSE THE RICH CONTROL FINANCIAL MARKETS AND ITS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE THE POOR POORER BUT LMAO

>>62114814
Well, we're probably going to get a recession when the oil prices starts to fuck with the industry. I'm guessing they'll keep things running until after midterms.

>>62114796
Shadow fleet tankers will dock in Oman first

bang bang bang etc.

>>62114796
CAN CHINA JUST FUCKING DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE

Wtf how is vix this low? There are boats running American blockades

>>62114781
CRYPTO IS 100% RETARD FUCKBRAIN BAGGIE

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I'm trying to look at other markets again for when second/third order consequences hit.

>Brazil is a major beef exporter but tropical soil is highly acidic so it needs constant imports of continuous inputs of potash and phosphorus to be productive in crops. It has just secured a major trade deal with the EU and is looking to expand its export market further.

Phase 1: With the Middle Eastern supply cut-off the yields don't just fall but rapidly collapse.
Phase 2: Brazilian beef is pasture-raised but the finishing process and high-grade cattle rely heavily on supplementary feed (basedbeans and corn). Onions and corn are incredibly fertilizer-intensive. As fertilizer shortages destroy onions yields, domestic feed prices will violently spike.
Phase 3: Liquidation. Cattle ranchers will slaughter their herds as they can't afford to feed them, the market is flooded with cheap beef for a short time. Because the breeding stock was slaughtered, there is a following multi-year deficit of cattle. Prices rocket upward, but the producers have no inventory to sell, devastating the export economy.
Phase 4: Facing low-productivity and the need to maintain livelihoods, farmers will expand faster into the Amazon with slash and burn tactics triggering the EU Deforestation Regulation which imposes sanctions on imports of Brazilian beef into its most lucrative market.
Phase 5: Brazilian currency crisis. Lula goes cap-in-hand to China/IMF for a bailout.

>>62114887
>yields don't just fall but rapidly collapse.
thanks chat jeet pee tea

>>62114887
BRAZIL: SHITHOLE COUNTRY. I WOULDNT EAT A SINGLE THING FROM THERE IF I WAS STARVING

>>62114886
what the fuck is a fuckbrain boss?

>>62114896
BRAIN OF FUCK

>>62114886
you are forgetting we live in clownworld. nothing is supposed to make sense.

>>62114898
So like a gooner, or is it something else boss?

>>62114873
100% this is the plan, take every corrupt action possible to stave off collapse till after the midterms and then blame democrats

>>62114900
YEAH BUT CRYPTO IS OWNED OVERWHELMINGLY BY THE INSTITUTIONS. IT ONLY EXISTS NOW TO HARVEST MONEY FROM THE RETARD GOYS WHO THINK 2021 IS COMING BACK OR WHATEVER AND THINK DIGITAL MONEY WITH NO ADOPTION, NO USE AFTER NEARLY 20 YEARS IS A SERIOUS INVESTMENT
THE TREASURY WANTS TO CREATE ITS OWN DIGITAL DOLLAR ANYWAY, CRYPTO IS POINTLESS
>>62114903
ITS UP TO YOU TO DECIDE

>>62114887
As a plus, the fall in beef prices might coincide with 4th of July.

>>62114892
u wot m8

>US Treasury Secretary Bessent: The World Bank has made good pivot on energy.
UP AND TO THE RIGHT RETARDS

>IEA'S BIROL SAYS TODAY'S OIL PRICES DO NOT REFLECT CURRENT SITUATION WE ARE IN, PRICES COULD RISE
oil:
>dumps
really makes you wonder

>>62114911
I'm getting puts, my sources are telling me the US Navy is going to sink an oil tanker in the gulf today boss.

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Potash might still be a good play. Canadian giant Nutrien might be good, the ticker is TSX: NTR.

>>62114920
>A C*nadian stock

Just light your money on fire now.

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>$95 oil

KEK OIL BAGGIES

also wtf is with 4chan today, the catpchas are super slow

>>62114911
Let’s get it

>>62114915
>let the pooryim deal in the real world

>>62114887
Woa that escalated quickly.


I'm thinking fertilizers expensive, wheat expensive, Africa, india, china will eat more of cheap legumes and chickpeas etc.
A company like AGTF will gain on this.

>>62114887
The same fertilizer problem was said when Ukraine/Russia war started but here we are now.

How hard is to create a fertilizer industry?

>>62114786
You spelled Gulf of America wrong again.
>>62114855
Were you the one who used to put this to audio on vocaroo?

Go long oil if you like money. Iran isn't going to bend and the strait is still blocked, except now Iranian oil can't get out either.

OIL is totally not manipulated

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>no bang bang bang post

>>62114939
You got some of Donny boy's pubes and cum hanging off your chin

>>62114933
There's a lot of potash entering the market soon. Belarus will soon start to export and there's a huge new mine in canada by BHP opening. I'd be careful with NRT and other potash heavy names.

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SOXL PUMPIN
>SOXL PUMPIN
SOXL PUMPIN
>SOXL PUMPIN
SOXL PUMPIN
>SOXL PUMPIN
SOXL PUMPIN
>SOXL PUMPIN

where is bang bang bang anon ;-;

>>62114942
Sorry, the captcha is glitching out for me this morning

As always, my only regret is that I did not buy more.

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oil has been manipulated by OPEC for decades. its why OPEC exists.

>>62114942
Generational top signal

>>62114907
>no adoption
I think apmex accepts bitcoin so you can buy shiny rocks with it, if mcdonalds accepted bitcoin it would be a real currency

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NOGbros our longs.................
fuck

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>>62114942

>>62114950
Same here anon

CRDO +11%
+33% over the last 5 days

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how do you think that terrorist bear is doing haha

also get your shit together 4chan

>>62114942
We're fucking doomed. No one told us to make gains

And yeah, captchas and posting is super skow, takes like a minute each

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>>62114942

>WTI now lower than on friday close
Didn't even need a TACO.

>>62114955
^ >

Gamma makes it look like exactly what happened yesterday is going to happen today, just swap out 6800 for 6900.

>>62114970
THATS RIGHT BABY ^ AND >

Bongposter has left us
Bobo won...

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rip bears

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>>62114942

Buddy check semiconductor computer

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>>62114942
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>my 5x nq long that was -3ß% few days ago is now at break even
kek thx retarded jews
i will exit the market now and buy after the crash

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Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will begin to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have changed from positive to negative. Because returns are currently positive, that means the value of stocks is growing rather than shrinking. However, if returns switch to negative, then the value of stocks will shrink rather than grow. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. Until then though, stock values will continue moving upward rather than downward.

I went 0DTE anon I hope you’re right

So I missed this earlier but remember how the bear cope yesterday was that PPI was going to be 30% and crash the markets?

OOPS LOOKS LIKE IT CAME IN LOWER THAN EXPECTED GET FUCKED BEARS

PPI 0.5% MoM, Exp. 1.1%
PPI Core 0.1% MoM, Exp 0.4%

PPI 4.0% YoY, Exp. 4.6%
PPI Core 3.8% YoY, Exp. 4.1%

>>62114945
March cutest girlfriend

>>62114984
Finally some alpha on this POS website

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I guess there is no oil shortage

>>62114984
u should start a substack

>He didn't buy GRRR
>He didn't buy IREN
>He didn't buy BBW

MSFT +2%. possibly back from the dead.

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>Futures

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>>62114991
You have to remember that bears get their information from absolute retards. Of course PPI was going to come in low, rents aren't rising, real estate has been weak for like 2 years now, eggs are 2 dollars a carton, etc. But that requires you to get out of your house and not just watch demoralization slop for 12 hours a day.

>>62114999
I did buy IREN and I'm barely getting back to original COST BASIS.

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>>62114998
better than Burry telling people to sell and short chip stocks only to have them go straight up lmao.

>>62114975
>>62114975
>hits the weekly expected move on a tuesday open with zero good headlines.

just another attempt to bait retail into buying ath

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oh nononononononononononononononononono look at this dude

Bear genocide.

>CPER, SLV, IAU, PPLT, URNM
mmm grayons

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I just want all the bears to know that my port is now higher than it was before the war started and I didn't do any trading

how much do you think the bears lost from watching stupid youtubers that say the market is about to crash any day now for years on end?

>>62115006
That's on you for not doubling down at $30

YOU ARE WELCOME

>>62115013
they choose to die

>stocks are up?? i will never buy.
watches market go up for decades

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so let me get this straigh
we dumped hard because of political tension
oil pumped and caused a mini crash
the political situation didnt change except current ceasfire (partial)
there is billions of gallions of oil erased from earth
but the oil price is stable and stocks pump eventho nothing changed????

>>62115005
Still asspained about eggs, refuses to acknowledge price increases across the board, posts some bullshit screencap implying these aren't your masters lol all from some cubicle you're chained to in a foreign country

>>62114943
I know it’s tough being brown but you must learn to live with it.

Fuel increases rising prices even further than inflation

>>62115024
damn you are salty, how much money are you losing haha, gonna start screeching about shills next?

>my Japanese onahole is being held at customs for a month now
Just another reason to note that you miggers are faggots

>>62114752
How is that enforced exactly? The same as as under the Obama agreement in which Iran continued to enrich uranium? LOL, this whole ordeal has been the result of one man's ego all to achieve what Obama had, at best

why crypto stocks pumping on steroids right now?

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>>62114999
Checked. I did buy GRRR thoughever (on a paper account just for fun) and I'm currently down 40%

WTFWTF

>>62115018
I'm up too. do nothing, win.

>>62115021
clown world
clown economy

>>62115027
The only subumans that orange nig can get to support him are brown

>>62115039
you have to be 18 to post here

Okay I said this last week and was wrong but for real this time I think the oil ride is over .
Both sides still seem interested in peace and the US blockade seems to have walked back their stance to only blockading ships from ports of Iran and not transiting Iranian coastal waters like centcom said originally

>>62114705
Who's the guy on the left above Ghislane?

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>>62115035
You'll soon be a paper gorillionaire and wish you had bought it for reals at a 40% discount to your initial fake cost basis :3

>>62115042
>walked back
I'm pretty sure that that was always the case. Blocking ships from/to Iranian ports + ships that paid Iran's toll. Rest are free to transit.

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>>62115021
>oil price is stable

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wrong again

I thought the war was still going on?
Also why the fuck is 4chan so slow

I think chemtrade (che.un) got heavily discounted. I'm buying.
I'm betting on the fed and province will force the permit.

690 we did it bros

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAH!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

What the fuck dude, i withdrew $20k from my 401(k) cause I thought the world was gonna go to hell and shorted oil.

Now i’m fucked, what the actual fuck is this gay world.

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>>62115046
Every ship that goes through Iranian coastal waters is paying a toll and centcom originally included it in their blockade announcement

They will now try to memory hole that in the interest of peace and that's bearish for oil

THE ENTIRE WORLD IS COMING TO BUY AMERICAN OIL. THE AMERICAN STOCK MARKET IS GOING TO GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR

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KEK OIL BAGGOTS

>He thought longing the second most plentiful liquid on the planet at its historic all time highs would make him rich

You deserve everything you get and worse. Ironically oil baggots getting shorted will fuel the next bull run :3

Is oil tanking on recent news, or just because?

>>62115030
It should be obvious how inorganic your spam is by now

Oil going up is still deflationary for the US.
Hence wti future pricing's optimism.

>>62115060
???

If you shorted oil you'd be up bigly like me :D

>>62115070
Insiders know a peace deal has been reached and are shorting the fuck out of it, oil will be $60 this time next month. Oil baggots have only just begun to feel pain but its going to get much worse for them.

>>62115070
Its oil traders following my analysis

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ALMIGHTY PUMP

>>62115066
post port

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>>62114942
Let's FUCKING GO!

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>>62115060
You are supposed to buy when the goyim are scared, not sell you absolute fucking retard.

>>62115070
>>62115074

They just figured it out in the last 10 minutes? That's the oil crash I'm talking about. Maybe it's because Bessent just said it's not time for a Fed rate decrease because of the oil crisis.

All I know is: I've never lost money by DCA'ing mutual funds and holding. $270k net worth at the ripe young age of 29

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bobo shall know true pain

So, where are we on the timeline of the 200$ oil chart?

>>62115072
he has less posts than you ITT. why dont you go do something you actually enjoy?

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Good morning /smg/!

Are you beginning to see?

Can you see Mr. Bobo yet?

>>62115029
Bullish for everything other than the dollar.

>>62115082
can you stop posting this dogshit eating son of a bitch on every post already you cringe tranny?

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Micron chuds where we at how we feelin'

>he bought and sharted paper oil instead of buying etfs and paper metal
retardkun…

where do we check for updates on the PDT news?

>>62115087
Based and boringpilled. Hold very few individual stocks.
t. 1.3 million @ 43

>>62115092
The real price of oil is $200, but it has been artificially suppressed by Trump's TACOs. This is bad because it accelerates the shortage. If prices were allowed to rise naturally, demand would fall, which prevents the shortage from getting worse. But when prices are artificially suppressed through market manipulation like Trump is doing, prices stay low, demand stays high, and the shortage increases at a faster rate, ultimately resulting in a greater disaster than if prices had been allowed to rise, because the shortage is made worse by demand remaining high.

>>62114796
The Auroura, Elpis and Rich Starry won't leave the Gulf of Oman and have remained there since the blockade came into effect, the "blockade" isn't a traditional blockade like it's the 1800s where the US will use ships to physically blocks ships that have gone to/come from an Iranian port, the US is going to intercept these ships when they go out into the Indian Ocean, like what they did in Venezuela, so there's no "breaking of the blockade" when ships go pass the Strait of Hormuz because the Strait of Hormuz isn't being blockaded, if the US could blockade the Strait of Hormuz then Iran wouldn't be in control of it

>>62115094
Do you pretend to hold his hand in your discord too, fag

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Silver survivors

>>62114689
>>62114737
ladyboys literally insist that they aren't women, they are ladyboys. Stop perpetuating gender stereotypes chuds

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> nows

SILVER

>>62115114
hey its your life

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>oversold? buy
>overbought? BUY EVEN MORE GREEN MEANS GO
based david

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>>62115102
>Animetroon bearposter seething
Lmao. Buy a VOO share, buy 2. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the market, but slurp the dips anyway. Tip your female stockbroker. Enjoy the ride, goyim.

>>62114942
The site's running like shit since they did maintenance/updates last night maybe he got got by that.
>>62115103
Still worse than everyone who has direct access to Korean exchanges.

>>62115117
>>62115122
silver isn't even back over $80, I still remember when it was being shilled here a few months ago at $120

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What’s it like being a panican?
Must be exhausting

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>>62115110
OH!

Someone read the book!

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bank earnings look pretty good. WFC down a bit today but still +30% over the last year.

>>62115134
It's about to go above $80. Maybe not today, but this week.

why is this /an/ tranny not ragebanned yet?
xe keeps spamming xis animal shit with zero stock market content
bet 2k that its a tranny janny
also a pajeet one

>>62115135
I can only assume at this point they are all taking the piss

>>62115129
best CEO in the world. no doubt lmao.

>>62115134
It's about to go above $80.

oh nonono bobos on suicide watch. the ai-, private credit-, housing-, ww3-bubble was supposed to pop... hehe

>>62115110
This statement is full of inaccuracies and should basically be disregarded. The poster who wrote it should also be called a fucking retard boss.

>>62115021
don't worry babe

I have always lost money being a doomer, I have always made money being an optimist.

Life is good bros, stop being a bobo.

NASDAQ SHOOTS UP 1.50%!?
Can Nasdaq hit 25,800?

>>62115127
Yea, putting up with the same exact stale shillspam you /ptg/trannies think is so clever

>>62115129
>doubled in 14 days
I should've slurped :(

>>62115153
at this point it's gonna blow past ATH while i sit here in the cash cuckchair waiting for a fucking pullback that never comes

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Bear bros...
It's over, go on without me...

BOBINA IS BUILT FOR BIG GREEN CANDLES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffAWPLe9oHI

>>62115131
Kek, nice big cuppa coffee too

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>>62115150
Based and optimist pilled

The eternal chaste bear and the salacious multiple orgasming bull, dancing together in perpetuity. Yin to Yang and light to dark, we mere mortals caught betwixt titans in a cosmic tug of war.

Captcha is being a fucking gay retard today.

>>62115158
it pulled back for 3 months...

>>62115061
lol get fucked china

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CRDO bros

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>>62115141
Everyone is mad it me :(?

There aren't any other bear anons ITT but everyone is really mad??

Are you really afraid of Mr. Bobos party? Do you hate fun and partys?

Did Bobos get addicted with Covid? That was a once in a decade drop, and I slurped the shit out of it.

>>62115158
buy every two weeks when you get paid bro!

we're all gonna make it.

who the fuck told me to buy PBR calls yesterday I want a refund

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i have emailed the CEOs of SPY and VOO requesting a 10 for 1 stock split.