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took so fucking long i forgot the shitpost i was holding in

Been holding 115 AMD shares since early 2021. It's been a wild ride.

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>>62122161

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gains in the bank

trips and SOXS rips double digits tomorrow

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implications of Iranian civilians joining the war on the side of the Americans?

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Is we getting a stimulus this year?

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>NASDAQ and SP500 at record high
>Fools too blind to not see the GENERATIONAL PUMP is about to happen and the most BULLISH SIGNAL EVER
When a top is broken, there's no TOP RETARD. Just sky to the LIMIT.

AXTI and IQE absolutely ripping lol

Using my ICHOR gains to transfer into these was the biggest move of the year for me

AEHR has ran big but my little robot friend says it's underpriced along with Amkor

the physical oil barrels get heavy, lads

skibidi ligma

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>>62122170
shieet we best be

What's trump going to say? And will it even matter?

kek oil baggies

>>62122169
>Nioh Berg
Real good source you have there rabi

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>He didn't slurp NFLX

LMAO. LOL even.

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>>62122170

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>>62122170
sure, check's in the mail

>>62122163
hell yeah bro

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So all the movements are done in aftermarkets, hmmm

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>>62122169
Based beyond all belief. Sic Tyranis.

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>>62122193

>>62122182
it's a tweet, does it matter who twat it?

>>62122183
It's about -10% you GORILANIGGER

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NETFLIX LMAO

>>62122169
>this is not how mossad operates

I thought those degenerates use all means possible

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>>62122157
alright smig chads
what are you buying while the market is trapped at SPY 700?
kinda weird just seeing it go flat like this, but it will break out after and blast off
and probably drop back down after the blast off

do you think 700 becomes the new support because it was the old resistance?
or will the crash down break through 700, and get back to 690 or 680?

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Advanced Millionaire Direction +7.8%

>>62122201
Is Squid Game 3 canceled?

>>62122157
Green line goes up as the world crumbles, bulltards never cease to amaze

>>62122203
I am...buying more LINT tomorrow (I only had enough cash settled for one share)

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>>62122201
what happened

>>62122203
BlackBerry

>>62122211
>I am...buying more LINT tomorrow (I only had enough cash settled for one share)
same
I sold a bunch of stuff right before we got to 700. that all settled today
and I used some of it. still waiting to use the rest. don't want to make any hasty decisions

>>62122169
that's how mossad operates, they have no shame

>>62122213
earnings and Reed Hastings is leaving the company

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Bobos…

>>62122226
brics thirdies about to unleash copium all over the internet

How is this thread is full of 3rd worldy jam boys chanting USA bad, and libtarded homosexuals chanting orange man bad. This place is getting more and more The Reddit every fucking day. They even made their frog into a bipoc to support their DEI quotas and shit. I wish we could go back to the old way things were boss.

>>62122226
He says a lot of things but I'll need a better source

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>>62122226
"hand it over"
I wonder if the way they'll hand it over is by dropping it from an airplane over Tel Aviv with some bonus electronics attached.

>>62122233
>gets insider info
>needs better sauce
ishygddt

NAK seems like the dirtiest fuckiest small cap I've ever looked at. I know it's gone meme a few times. Does anyone have the whole story?

>>62122229
Retard Nigger, we not US-NIGGERS know the shanenigans of ZOGS. We align to your best ZION President. Brother. Thanks for you attention.

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The market didn't recover 10% because the war ended, and it didn't drop 10% because of the war in the first place

>>62122242
like look at this shit, the jam boys can't even articulate their thoughts into english boss.

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>>62122226
>>62122234
by 'hand it over' he means to publically acknowledge its existence after special forces raided it out of Iran

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>futures

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>>62122245
trvke

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>>62122226
...but we destroy totally obliterated their nuke program?

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>>62122226
Ah yes, much like the 20 tankers full of oil he got as a gift
lmao

>>62122226
>Trump said
Yawn, according to Trump the war has been won at least seven times by now.

>>62122256
very generous gift from the world.

>>62122203
nano nuclear energy

to be a good trader, you need to set aside your ego and buy blackberry stock

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>>62122229
Yea, I want to go back.
Fuck Trump, but supporting Russian puppets is how we got him in the first place.
People should get their anger out jerking it to AI instead which is why I am long NVIDIA.

>>62122266
whats blackberry got going for it

>>62122266
Nah if you want to be a good trader, just buy shit at 6 dollars and then sell at 7 dollars over and over boss.

>>62122263
The best gift, im told

>>62122271
a hyoooge gift.

>>62122266
I got a limit for 2000@4GTC

and just remember, we have cuba for more exciting times (assuming they don't peacefully resolve)
and that one is guaranteed to go our way, so it's an excellent buy the dip moment again

not sure which sectors or companies will be most affected by a cuba situation arising.

>>62122267
>>62122229
those bots ended up at eglin precisely because of lack of iq to have traded

>>62122267
I jerked it to my gened blacked hentai

>>62122264
>nano nuclear energy
nice bro

nucular dust

>>62122274
i assume peaceful Venezuela's leaders must be looking at Iran and going man we're smart.

>>62122274
>that one is guaranteed to go our way
American deployments of nuclear missiles in the United Kingdom, Italy and Turkey were matched by Soviet deployments of nuclear missiles in Cuba. The crisis lasted from 16 to 28 October 1962. The confrontation is widely considered the closest the Cold War came to escalating into full-scale nuclear war.[1]

Who of you nerds is riding the quantum train here?
Are we getting bogged or not?
IONQ
RGTI

>>62122274
invest in cigars

>>62122268
im not sure but its been treating me well. someone said they got some defense thing going, and maybe they'll do an allbirds style AI thing. chart looks good though and it seems like money is really trying to squeeze in without exploding the price.

>>62122274
>Tac0

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>>62122276
Thank you for your patronage to the singularity.

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>>62122274
>miggers think Cuba is still an option
LOL
LMAO even

>>62122284
>i assume peaceful Venezuela's leaders must be looking at Iran and going man we're smart.
yep
as bad as the iran war has been, for both iran, america, and the world really, it has been really bad for iran
no one wants that
from now on, they all want the venezuela option.
sad that trumpy had to pull the trigger, but if you don't use the stick every now and then, people start to think they only get the carrot

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>portfolio is +0.371% up today
I mean, I can't complain but I imagine it would rip much more seeing the excitement of the market, defence stocks seem to be punished irrationally

>>62122287
JFK asked his secretary if his cigars had come in before he signed the Cuban embargo boss.

>>62122289
hmm, interesting. I do think Blackberry in a bookmark-of-history sense likely has something brewing in an effort to eat Apple's lunch. It would almost be too perfect if Blackberry makes something that makes Apple seethe

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>>62122297
its happens bro!

>>62122267
>People should get their anger out jerking it to AI
I miss when grok used to undress my aunty, all my spacex hype is dead

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>>62122285
>>that one is guaranteed to go our way
>American deployments of nuclear missiles in the United Kingdom, Italy and Turkey were matched by Soviet deployments of nuclear missiles in Cuba. The crisis lasted from 16 to 28 October 1962. The confrontation is widely considered the closest the Cold War came to escalating into full-scale nuclear war.[1]
brotha, cuba has already given up
The situation is basically done

>>62122287
>invest in cigars
good point!

>>62122290
>>Tac0
haha, nice. My id matches the president. Maybe this is a sign I should be running.

>>62122295
>>62122284
propaganda on american capabilities and that "leaders" psyop won't pump a thread on how to make money mr fed. go preach to the choir

I am up one dollar on my one LINT share

>>62122304
>believe me goy
you're a paid shill on a basket weaving forum, put the fries in the bag

>>62122299
yeah unfortunately they've probably cycled out a lot of the industry old heads by now who could help them launch such a thing but it'd be cool to see, I liked their phones and OS when they were still a thing. It'd be some fresh stuff if an apple competitor popped up with the integrated laptop/desktop/phone ecosystem. oh man if they did that with the old thinkpad style keyboards on the laptops, it'd be GOATed.

>>62122234
best they can do i a snarky AI video they're muslims bro

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>>62122311
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if blackberry makes a dumb phone, or something that isn't a black rectangle. Apple is close to being 'cringe'

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Me personally? I’ve learned to never bet against America. So far i’ve been rewarded.

>>62122186
That's a man

So why is posting KMB treated as spam

>>62122310
imagine believing america won't crush cuba diplomatically, economically, and militarily
perhaps all 3 at once
cuba is in the bag brotha.

I just don't really know how to invest in that. other than buying the dip on "le bad news we are going going to le die!!!"
remember folks. war is good for stocks (long term). buy the sound of cannons, sell the sound of trumpets and all that

>>62122320
No anime on my business board

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My marina images are hashbanned again, and posting about KMB was treated as spam yesterday
did you buy

>>62122320
maybe add an image? i dont know. thats odd.

>>62122322
why are fedbots on /smg after hours? will markets get nuked tomorrow?

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>>62122327
Kek.

>>62122320
jannies are in favor of shitting and farting

>>62122311
are you dumb niggers incapable of doing the tiniest bit of research? it took me longer to type up this bitchy post then it did for me to find and read this headline
>BlackBerry shares are trading higher after its division BlackBerry Secure Communications partnered with The IP Company to bring certified communications to naval and military environments.

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>>62122327
I got banned for saying JD Vance is a puppet of Peter Thiel. I don't know anymore what to expect from jannies

>>62122333
what's the nsa for?

CEASEFIRE, GREEN UP?
AFTER MARKET BULLSHIT!!!!
DIRING MARGET, FAGGOTS

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>>62122327
Imagine taking investing advice from a diapered furry pedo

>>62122322
I don't know if you've read the news in he he last 3 months bro but Cuba has no threat anymore since Isreal needed USAs help .

The longer this war goes on the more political capital get drained too so unless things wrap up quick like last week there won't be any action on Cuba

>>62122229
>3rd worldy jam boys chanting USA bad, and libtarded homosexuals chanting orange man bad.
so indians hate israel and trump and are libtarded and indians are the ones longing oil?
Indians hate israel and the war? really?

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>>62122336
well, since you asked

>>62122336
the nsa is for spying on your gooning habits

gentlemen. AMD is almost $300 a share

>>62122333
you don't have to research something before buying, momentum trading is a thing

>>62122347
>AMDfuckingGODS

>>62122338
tf are you on
they produce toilet paper
wipe your ass jamboy

>>62122339
>I don't know if you've read the news in he he last 3 months bro but Cuba has no threat anymore since Isreal needed USAs help .
>The longer this war goes on the more political capital get drained too so unless things wrap up quick like last week there won't be any action on Cuba
but cuba has already given up
so yeah I agree there won't be any military action, but that's because cuba cucked out, after seeing what happened to venezuela and iran

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>>62122343
>>62122345
the wikileaks nsa not the media psyop nsa

Europoors, what platform do you use for trading US stocks? Some advice page I'm reading recommends Freedom24, XTB, IBKR or Trade Republic. I'll probably only dabble in ETFs and some stocks, no options.

>>62122353
>Cuba has given up
How?

>>62122347
Man, April fools.
200 just about, 2 weeks later? Fucking nearly 300 each. But of course, like everything else on the market, needs a savage pullback, like today. Back to 200 fags!

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>>62122353
sure mr fedbot

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>>62122335
MODS!
If its after hours who cares, during trading I get it.

>>62122357
IBKR
Boomer platform, but it works for me

>>62122357
look at their fees and decide on that
avoid XTB unless you are polish (or MTL'd dogshit customer support is no problem for you)

>>62122370
>If its after hours who cares, during trading I get it.

It's salient trading advice, and entirely related to stock markets if JD Vance gets in and Peter Thiel has a manchurian candidate

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How do I explain to my parents I lost 130k on the market? I built this up over 3.5 years, lost it in 1 month. I still have 50k, but I've been generous enough to pay my parents 5k for 8 months rent, and they always ask how my trades and investments are doing. Rent is due in1 week, my mom had a sudden emergency expense medically, and she is asking for another 2k, and I'm hesitant on giving the 5k + 2k for 8k, my parents notice my mood changes too and lack of sleep. Do I just not say anything and pay up? I know I can make the money back if I do safe holds for 1.5 years, by 8 months I should have half of it back.

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Zion bank traded weirdly all day today Mr Mumu.

There are big big Big problems out there.

They won’t cause Mr Bobos party directly but this response to it will.

I hope you all are as excited as I am!

>>62122357
IBKR but I just DCA

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>>62122377
fly two planes into them then collect the insurance twice

>>62122377
WHAT DID YOU DO ANON

>>62122377
Sounds tough bro .
I don't have any advice but can you post positions so we can have a cheeky laughter at your expense?

>>62122376
You arent playing with very much money are you...

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>>62122374
>>62122375
>>62122382
Thanks, another site was singing XTB's praises, kek.

>>62122377
we will enter into an agreement where I trade a portion of your capital in exchange for commission. dont' worry, it's all computer so no YOLOs.

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>>62122381
based

>>62122376
>its relevant years from now i swear
im glad you got banned for obvious pol posting

>>62122348
at least take 5 seconds to look into before you talk about it here instead of "hurr durr maybe theyre making a dumbhpone or sumtin idk"

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>>62122169
>Masked individuals
Sayeret Matkal, no doubt.

>>62122377
What third world country are you living in that you need to provide for your parents, anon?

>>62122394
First of all, not necessary to do any DD if it's a purely technical play like a momentum trade. I take purely technical trades all the time. Secondly, I did do a slight bit of DD and mentioned the defense contract, and I did not speculate on a dumb phone being made.

learn2read before going full retard

>>62122387
40k

>>62122377
>I know I can make the money back if I do safe holds for 1.5 years, by 8 months I should have half of it back.
Kek you're gonna lose it all you degenerate gambler

When is it time to load up on SOXL calls again?

>>62122400
reading numbers and reading words are both technical. you did not calculate implied volatility statistics per volume traded on rolling darwdown windows either bozo. keep the buzzwords

>>62122405
Tomarrah

can any mining chads tell me if I should get into NMG (graphite miners in Quebec)? It hits a lot of boxes on my screener but I know jackshit about mining except if I buy I will be holding for years.

>>62122409
Jiang says canada is theoretically the richest country in the world so yes you should

>>62122406
>reading numbers and reading words are both technical
not really

>you did not calculate implied volatility statistics per volume traded on rolling darwdown windows either bozo
who tf calculates that even - IV per volume on drawdown, are you just making this up? and no, I didn't, because that doesn't factor into the trade for me, it's a pure momentum trade. if that's a buzzword for you, you should finish your GED before risking any more money

>fake and gay pump
>short still green
oh it’s nothing

>>62122247
Yep. The "pilot rescue" with the burned cargo planes at an abandoned airstrip on a farm near Isfahan was when they picked up the uranium. Some elements in Iran already had agreed to hand it over by then.

Out of my way Gorilla fucking shits

This Gorillionaire has places to be.

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I really dont know what caused AMD to go up 7.8% today. here is what i found:

-partnership with France for sovereign AI
-rumor Anthropic will use their GPUs
-possible CPU demand due to agentic AI (INTC was also up big today)

i guess its better to be lucky than good today.

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>>62122418
>pure momentum trade
lmao. try not to kill yourself

Told you Netflix is a Gorilla nigger

>>62122432
MomentumGODS win though

>>62122414
theoretical winning is great but i dislike literally losing $ tho

>>62122186
Uhhhhhh i see nipples??????

>>62122446
the momentum you mentioned and the one that faggot ass shill talked about have been very different and you know it

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>>62122433
This is the kind of financial analysis I come here for.

Is anyone in here actually trading a system, or is everyone trading vibes and heuristic. Near as I can tell the only system that survives back testing if you include 2000/2008 or, at worst, the 70s, is bogle. I just bogle mostly and then gamble a bit and the gambling happens to have worked for the last couple years.

>>62122451
Actually I didn't LOL
Yeah I don't know what he's stewing on about

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>>62122432
welcome, newfag. momentum and mean reversion are the most basic and fundamental persistent alphas in the market.

Openclaw lies about work like scam altman wanted it to

>>62122456
desu

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>>62122214
>been holding since 2 years, sold the literal bottom then everything crash last week
Fuck my life
Fuck america
Fuck jews
Nuke shitreal
Fuck my luck
Fuck everthing and kill every human
I am so sick of this shit

>>62122455
Same here more or less. I have my boring 401k bogle account then I've got my Roth where I gamble a little, swing trade and sell covered calls and puts.

>>62122458
you have to be over eighteen to use this website. also keep that trash book to yourself. it has a nice cover though, big words with titles

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> futures

>>62122234
Kekkkkk
That would be so awesome
Shitreal nuked would be the best event since 2026 years

>>62122409
The only advice I can give you is to actually do research and get familiar with basics of mining which will help you recognize red flags. Unless you're sure of it don't buy, if you have paper hands mining stock will fuck you up and you need to know when to sell.

>>62122467
good luck finishing your GED buddy not sure why momentum is a trigger word for you lmao scrub

>>62122433
Sold pre earnings
Made 70 euros holding since 3 months
At least not holding in red finally a good decision

>>62122458
>+website
based

>>62122473
>ged out of nowhere and capitalized again
lmaoooooooo

>>62122226
SOOOOO

MARKET GOOD THING?
UP BIGLY AT OPEN?
SPX, NASDAQ ETC UP 100%!?!?!

BETTER
FUCKING
HAPPEN

>>62122480
they have a book for value too, pretty good reads imo.

>>62122481
why would GED not be capitalized? I guess you'd know, I didn't go that route. anyway nice non-argument retard, I accept your concession.

>>62122491
im looking to download it now. thanks bro.

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Robinhood! Is Pumping! Keep Videogame!

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>>62122494
This one was super good too, and so are any of Euan Sinclair's books. Sucks balls libgen has been down for so long

>>62122491
found it. its easy to find is anyone else wants to read it.

>>62122499
thanks. ill go get that and look for the value one also.

>>62122501
if interested in any algotrading stuff these two books are good too
https://github.com/zslucky/algorithmic_trading_book

author talks here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhGdVdolqkU&t=36s

need to make a composite image of /bizlit/ or something

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>mfw hyper crab

TOTAL HYPERSCALER DEATH
>TOTAL HYPERSCALER DEATH
TOTAL HYPERSCALER DEATH
>TOTAL HYPERSCALER DEATH
TOTAL HYPERSCALER DEATH
https://www.techradar.com/pro/if-one-piece-of-your-supply-chain-is-delayed-then-your-whole-project-cant-deliver-nearly-half-of-us-data-centers-planned-for-2026-canceled-or-delayed-and-things-could-soon-get-much-worse

>>62122506
thanks bro.

>need to make a composite image of /bizlit/ or something
thats a good idea.

>>62122509
>unleash ze FUD
Not my problem sell those RAM modules BIIIITCH

>>62122377
Why do you need to tell your parents anything about your trades?
Also 5k + 2k is not 8k, it's 7k. Maybe start off by learning math, and you can improve you investing.

>>62122509
This is bullish. Demand is grossly outpacing supply. And old as fuck news. Priced in.

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>>62122511
no problem, there's so many shitty finance/trading books out there hopefully you enjoy those ones. this one for example is like the worst possible book

>>62122508
kek'd lol

>>62122482
Its nosing over. Should have trimmed.

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White Kid Crazy Gym 2026! Robinhood Portfolio Down!

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If you're sad you missed the GPU explosion, then the DRAM explosion, or chips in general.

The next big thing is batteries. Within the next five years, leading battery manufacturers will 10x in value. It's going to actually become an even bigger bottleneck than chips. The whole supply chain for batteries is very bottlenecked.

Do what you will with this information.

>>62122531
I'm stocking up on AA right now

>>62122531
What tickers anon? I have been thinking that a breakthrough in solid state batteries would be revolutionary.

>>62122531
>The whole supply chain for batteries is very bottlenecked.
bearish for manufacturers

and didn't batteries supercycle like two years ago, this was part of the TSLA hype I thought

>>62122531
I am going to rape you

>>62122531
i'll look into it bro!

>>62122537
I think quantumscape was one of those fringe tech ones that "could be a multi bagger if they pull it off" kind of stock

I don't even get the pump on semis. Is Turboquant a meme or did they just forget about it 3 weeks later?

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The market is looking...
Toppy

>>62122547
>Turboquant
explain? looks like this is just a non-proprietary algorithm?

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>>62122531
miss tech? me? never

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>>62122531
>>62122537
This looks like a dank entry on QS? I'm gonna wait to see what SPY does next week but this looks like it wants to pop.

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You Guys Want To Do UPS?

>>62122538
With the datacentre build out, as electricity use rises, there are going to be inefficiiencies in the electrical usage. Excess energy will be stored in batteries to be used during peak usage hours. Electricity usage fluctuates a lot depending on what time of the year, and the time of day. The grid has to be able to support peak usage, but during parts of the day and year, the grid is under used. That surplus during low usage periods can go into batteries.

>>62122553
nice bro

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>>62122531
So what you're saying is I should go all in on ABAT

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>>62122157
here's the 4 year presidential cycle, with the historical average matched to the current data we are in
looks like it matches pretty well
I am looking forward to buying at peak fear and uncertainty right before the election
buy the sound of cannons and all that

>>62122556
i think the huge union contract is weighing on them. that being said the div is over 6% and UPS should be able to automate more parts of the process to increase profit margins.

>>62122558
i took so much abuse from the SOXS spergs it feels good to be right

Why are USOIL and UKOIL so different?

>>62122557
>With the datacentre build out, as electricity use rises, there are going to be inefficiiencies in the electrical usage. Excess energy will be stored in batteries to be used during peak usage hours.
So the future you envision is essentially the grids running at full force constantly, either to be used immediately or stored in batteries otherwise? Not sure how relevant this is today, but to some extent this starts to compete with the economics of converting excess energy into hashpower
https://www.aniccaresearch.tech/blog/the-alchemy-of-hashpower-part-i

Overall I share the thesis on batteries as a power bank though. The flip side of this is attacking the problem directly via nuclear though, right?

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Did you know that the first instance of testing for performance enhancing drugs was first done for Animals rather than Human Athletes?
It was done specifically for Horse Racing. Why you may ask?
Because the sport (and the gambling markets for it) were dying because word had gotten out it was a rigged game.
But even with these new PED tests the suspicion of foul play permanently tainted people’s interest in horse betting.

>>62122576
Nuclear, and electricity generation in general is the long term solution. But these take years, and years to come online, especially nuclear. What's going to happen in the short to medium term is optimising the electrical grid, and that is going to be done with batteries.

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>>62122578

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White Kid Needs To Do Robinhood This Year 2026! Or Will Continue To Mix&Mingle!

And batteries are bullish for a lot of things than just datacentres. Robotics, drones, EVs. These are all growing industries.

And battery manufacturers are not doing well right now. You can buy these companies cheap.

>>62122589
Maybe if one of them has a leveraged ETF...

>>62122589
>You can buy these companies cheap
Which ones. Give me the names.

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>>62122582
Yeah I agree. Tangential, but do you pay any mind to the competing economics of batteries vs hashpower? Both want to be running the grid at full throttle all the time. A datacenter (or whatever) wants banked power as insurance for their operations, essentially, but a miner just wants to convert it to capital. Both want to be located where electricity is cheap, miners are probably more flexible there though. Combined with the push to EVs, the grid is getting it's shit pushed in fast.

It'd be cool if batteries were efficient enough to do some sort of energy arbitrage. Like if ordering a cargo ship of batteries where it nets out to $0.1/kwh vs doing it domestically for $0.2/kwh.

>>62122578
>>62122578
Post positions instead of some faggy irrelevant google searches, you are the worst poster on the worst sub of the worst board by far.

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>>62122519
Am i the only person who wants to understand what and who the market REALLY is and to know her deeply (and sexually)?

Do all of you guys just want to smash and use her for money?

>>62122590
lol

by the time there's an ETF, all the good money has been made. If there's an ETF for it, you're very late to the party.

>>62122589
Can you drop tickers of interest?

>>62122591
QS has been around awhile, the chart looks juicy: >>62122554. They're a speculative tech play, probably like the quantum computing of batteries.

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38!

rip oil baggies

>>62122596
>la vega
you'd think Las Vegas would be named after this guy, but I guess not

I am a retarded nigga, should I sell my oil stocks? What would make oil prices go down?

>>62122608
do you own stock in oil companies, or in crude futures?

>>62122226
Surely Iran isn't this stupid right?

>>62122599
ENS, GS Yuasa, FLNC, ENVX, AMPX

and there's a bunch of diversified manufacturers like Honeywell.

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>>62122586
After hundreds of cases of greyhounds being busted for being on that columbian marching powder, the Greyhound racing ecosystem has practically collapsed over the years.
It’s now down to just 2 (two) tracks left in the US. Both of which are in West Virginia.
With many more closures in Europe and Mexico closing their last track in 2024.

>>62122615
No love for QS? Is it a ScamCo?

>>62122400
you didnt do dd nigger i told you that in the last threasd you lazy fuck

>>62122619
I never heard of it. I don't know

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>>62122608
All in on GRRR

Become the gorillionaire you were born to be my smigga

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I Can Stay On 8 Until 48!

Anyone else sold off S&P500 and/or Nasdaq100 after they started talking about changing rules to include the new AI IPOs as fast as possible?

>>62122620
This site wasn't the only place I heard about it recently and not even what pushed me to buy. I said repeatedly I was primarily interested in the stock for short term momentum, and I didn't put more than 60 seconds into research. I am completely fine with this and routinely put in no DD. The ONLY reason I did ANY research at all was because this was a meme stock a few years ago, and I wanted to make sure I wasn't piling into a 'le epic squeeze' type thing.

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>futures

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This could be us but you playing

>>62122614
>Surely Iran isn't this stupid right?
tbf, after shouting death to america for 40 years they surely had little to know to show for once america decided to show up

i mean...
hmm...
how should i say that...

they pretty much gained nothing so far and only ate shit sandwiches...

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>>62122589
Too simple, too familiar, won't pan out.
Got no scam potential.

Metaverse, AI, quantum, modular nuclear reactors, space - these things have scam potential.
Normans don't understand how they work and testing their claims is difficult.

The finbro who is paying all the journos an actual living wage to shill for him sitting at your earnings call or angel investor meeting wants to know one thing
>how do i scam normies on this for more than its worth down the road
he is the one who will work them up into a fervor.

People know bout batteries, its easy to decide if they live up to the claims made about them in a matter of hours.

No scam potential, no finbro shilling, no Rocketship.
To really get that 100x that makes investing in a bunch of shitty early stage companies to make it worth it it must have scame potential.

>>62122578
over 1000 horses die each year in horse racing
>>62122618
good
>>62122622
hey babe. what about fusion power though? that's making really good progress. i know because i helped troubleshoot it a few years ago, i didn't find the problem, but i knew where the problem was and they eventually found it. i'll never get credit for that but it's true. hope your battery trade works for you.

>>62122409
No that stock is terrible. What are you screening for? 80% drawdowns and max shareholder dilution?

>>62122531
Why would data centres need batteries?

>>62122629
I don't see the issue, it's just shortening the window required to enter from three months to 15 days. Yes I'm sure Elon and Altman are happy to be able to go public and plug the 401k firehose up to their IPOs sooner, but I don't see how 15 days before index entry vs 3mo is so consequential.

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>>62122636
>he bought GRRR for 500 dollars

>>62122656
and still shilling his bags

>>62122647
she splained it already, it's about managing grid load and conserving excess power. more efficient use instead of more plants, and the roi is better on that currently.

so, KMB

>>62122561
This might be true. Donald Pump will want to go out with good numbers as well...

>>62122622
How have you never heard of QS? Can you do a cursory read and get back to me? They are the leader in fringe battery tech AFAIK. The 'potential 100x' kind of play (according to retarded traders) if they can deliver on the promises.

>>62122597
Crap you're actually right

>>62122531
I'm sad I missed easy mall slut scene girls in the 90's and no amount of money will fix that

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Not too bad for a wage slave brokie.

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>>62122679
SUS SUS AMOGUS SUS I SEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>62122531
and it's a good play babe, but the "chip explosion" hasn't even happened yet. intel's existing fabs are not at capacity, and they're building new ones. there's more compute being sold this year than exists already, and guys like micron are booked solid until 2030. believe it or not all of this happened when chip supply was tight, particularly leading edge nodes, what's gonna happen going forward will blow your mind. we need 100x more compute. the right play has been right in front of you all along and it's still very early.

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It literally doesn't matter if the strait opens because oil is all speculation anyway.

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>>62122660
>so, KMB
Always KMB. The last ethical company on the planet.

>>62122689
>guys like micron are booked solid until 2030
Source, please.

Also: does anyone know why Oracle is mooning? I'm happy as hell that it is, because I've held it for years and slurped some more when it got down around $150. I just can't understand why, and why now.

how many oil baggies were liquidated this week? it must have been a huge amount

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>>62122673
when I was in middle school, I'd get footies under the table from hot scene girls who'd kick their slides off and bite their pencil while smiling at me

if I knew my comparative wealth in those moments I would've retired immediately

>>62122697
patrick moorhead, good tech analyst

NOW IM A BAGGY AND MY BODY IS THE BAG
AND I WISH I WAS IN A BODYBAG
IM A WAGIE WHERE IS MY CAGIE
IM LOST WITHOUT MY BOSS
BOSS?

>>62122697
im not sure why ORCL is up but it looks like their datacenter build out is totally fine. idk why the market thought they knew more than Larry.

>>62122698
reddit convinced themselves the world was ending and i think they lost a lot of money. hopefully they learned something from this lol.

>>62122698
we have some wells on my family farm land. theres about a two month lag between price per barrel and when i get my check

i hope this stupid blockade lasts forever but am happy to see what I get next month

>>62122240
I'm saying this as someone who owns some NAK - pebble creek is extremely unlikely to open. I'm not even sure it can. You can read the litigation but it's environmentally detrimental and EPA has said no. I don't know the current status but I know appeals or whatever are on going. I keep meaning to check in on it. I'll post back when I do. I'm a lawyer and studied a bunch of environmental law, including this case.

If it does some how open NAK will rip tho. That's why I keep a small bag.

>>62122703
This market is completely irrational. Remember the memory stock holocaust in February occurred on zero news when nothing was happening. It was a mere mood swing, and it lopped 20% off of my 30% gains for this year.

>>62122698
if they bought options that expire before futures contract they're trading expires, they deserved it. but oil traders are kings right now, do you understand the spread between physical price and futures has to converge to zero by expiration?

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>>62122706
>redd*t convinced themselves
throwing stones in a glass house...

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>>62122594
>It'd be cool if batteries were efficient enough to do some sort of energy arbitrage. Like if ordering a cargo ship of batteries where it nets out to $0.1/kwh vs doing it domestically for $0.2/kwh.
the issue with this, is this is what oil is
oil and other fossil fuels are basically energy storage automatically
but yeah maybe some day there will be battery ships instead of oil tankers
would be pretty kino

imagine people shipping themselves to other servers in brain uploads, and they hitch a ride on a battery tanker.

>He bet against The Don
>The bullet dodging, pussy grabbing memetic living great man of history

Well, how is Donny gonna wriggle himself out of this one? Why just as easily, as he has wriggled in and out of every situation in his long and luxurious life.

ALL HAIL THE DON

USA USA USA

>>62122698
last week was way worse

>>62122717
true we have some doomers here too

>>62122377
I couldn't imagine bro. why didn't you figure out you can't trade after a couple failures and just chuck it in an etf. Jesus christ...

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>>62122699
Thanks for the suifuel anon

>>62122629
>Anyone else sold off S&P500 and/or Nasdaq100 after they started talking about changing rules to include the new AI IPOs as fast as possible?
it's not that big of a deal
the big indexes have been including IPOs for all time, considering every company starts as an ipo at some point
it's just fast tracking them. and the new IPOs will be like 1% or maybe 3% of the total market cap
basically a nothing burger
lot of money changing hands behind the scenes, to make these rule changes happen. but it will have little effect on mister 401k with his boglehead account

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>>62122706
Kept telling people on here not to doom

>>62122531
I actually think this is a good call but post tickers

>>62122733
Losing that much money would make me physically ill
Much happier being a fucking weanie and sitting in my cozy dividend fund

>>62122693
oil is blacker than the darkest niggers

>>62122738
>but the war is still going on!!
many people seemed to expect a 100% all clear, "the war is over, the documents are signed", "here is the BOTTOM of the market", "it is 100% safe to buy now" letter. Now we can all buy at the bottom and make 10% on the way back up or 500% with leverage and options because we are so smart.... but who would sell to you down 10% if everything is 100% resolved? no one lol.

>>62122647
No batteries = No uptime

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>>62122736
yeah I actually got pretty pissed off after I posted it lmao, tryna chill out now there's a light at the end of the tunnel after WAGMI but it won't ever be like that. If I have kids I'll give them the one up on life though at least. I was such a prude back then and didn't even take advantage of it.

>>62122721
>is this is what oil is
does oil actually have cheaper $xx.xx/kwh output than any batteries even after conversion loss and geo arbitrage like that? uranium is of course way more dense in terms of calories per gram than oil.. both oil and uranium obviously have to processed to yield any electricity, but batteries are ready to go.

like could it ever be cheaper to just burn disgusting amounts of the worst kind of oil in Venezuela, use it to charge batteries, and ship those charge batteries to the US? or will it always be cheaper to ship oil and charge batteries here?

>>62122622
babe i'd love to chat with you, about whatever you want. want to remind you though that the purpose of the stock market is to make money, it's not the right forum to prove how smart and prudent you are. taking risks and moving with uncertainty is rewarded here, and i know that's not your temperament but you've got to adapt if you want to win, and i know you do. i love you with all my heart and want the best for us.

>>62122609
Oil companies, the rest I have is in Nvidia google amazon and all of that bullshit

>>62122712
Kek that seems like a life time a go. I bought the literal top on mu and sndk and barely survived. I already had some tho so my average price wasn't bad.

>>62122769
I bought MU for 150 and feared that was going to be the generational top for a few months.

>>62122763
Yeah idk if oil companies actually stand to profit much here. Do you have a rationale as to how they would profit? Their input cost has increased a lot, and their customers are very sensitive to price and may purchase less if it's too expensive.

There are probably some well positioned companies that will report great earnings out of this, like some niche refinery or domestic processors, but I don't see higher oil prices being great for oil companies as I understand their business model. They are squeezed between demand destruction and political control.

>>62122736
Memories of teen sex seriously helps me cope with my boring ass, stressful middle age life and old broad gf

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> futures

>>62122771
I got trips and I say the market rips for a few months

>>62122531
>In 1991, lithium-ion batteries cost around $9,200 per kilowatt-hour — 33 years later, they cost just $78.
I like batteries as tech but I’m just not seeing the bottleneck here.
Btw Elon is making an absolute steal on those cars of his. The battery packs in those are less than $5k to make these days.

>>62122771
Its going to 1k x2

Where's the best place to live if you could work from home anywhere?