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>houthis are closing the Suez Canal
>”you bought the top”

The Houthis are closing the Suez Canal tomorrow at noon. You bought the top.

old
>>62122963

>>62123690
what time?

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NIGGERS

>>62123690
>>62123688
well you know what they say
yemen is the mexico of the middle east
they even have a shit load of drugs too

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> futures

what puts the nights in interbank overnight rates?

Games Workshop will become an AI company and will go to 100B market cap

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to some extent you have to realize whose yard you're playing in. please read

https://www.aniccaresearch.tech/blog/the-alchemy-of-hashpower-part-i

Infleqtion, is this good for long position?

>>62123703
I'm up 200% on XNDU also own INFQ and VECO

did anyone catch the autistic asian cutie analyst at cnbc just now? she was hilarious

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>>62123701
there are dark forces trying to eradicate the last of us and the ship is sinking. there is no brigade to a purer infinity chan, we don't have the dignity of that now. we are dying a slow, calculated death. the captchas get worse, the service gets worse, we dont' know where else to go and eventually we just frigg off.


but we can't leave this place either, or at least feels that way. but this whole site is dead, /biz/ is just a catalogue of /smg/ carcasses. to really do better you'd have to kill 4chan. A better site can exist but I don't know that we'll leave

>>62123720
>>62123701
aye, blashpemy if you will. the ship is sinking, and we see nor hear no sirens. there is no benevolent call for sailors like us, as we've sailed to our deaths. we're trapped here lad, between a seagull's peckin' and an infinities brainstorming. Pick what ye shall, I'll take my drink if it means upping my post.

>>62123716
there are several japanese tv channels on yt live 24/7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C6FE2m7kX8

>>62123720
>>62123724
Based hackerman exposed the government agents running this site and told us to migrate to the sóyjak party as unpozzed alternative, but you didn't listen. Buy oil.

NIGGERS

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>>62123720
>>62123724
ye can peel a whale like a boy peels an orange, but can you refrain from peeling a woman the same way? yer out of yer mind, lad. you've got no straint. on the rafts, a man might start to look awful pretty when all's ye got is waves. And what do what we have but waves and packet radio? We're alone on this island, lad. That's no one coming for us but a blackened death and a meter o' barnacles. You want a glimpse of yer future you lay yourself on the rocks and let the gulls peck ye like they did the last.

>futes
Can we get day 13

why does FLKR have 0 volume while EWY has shitton
it can't be that different? why trade the high expense ratio shit?

euronews in german
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ3KsEbsYHs

dw in english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuKwFajn37U

france24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8PMl7tUDIE

abc australia live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOTiJkg1voo

the literal united nations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYRfQo6JMxc

cgtn from china in english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOy2xDU1LC8

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>>62123731
>>62123720
>>62123724
Aye I can smell the gulls the shit manifesting on ye, a wretched and self questioning body before us. The tides don't question, do they? Ye be an eel, slimy and treacherous, against god and his better judgement. The gulls, them gulls you kill as a sailors soul, they don't question nothin, do they lad? I seen what you've done to them and I seen what they done to themselves since, you ruined 'em. You brought a devil on earth with what you did. And you praise against no drinkin', yet here you are, slurping my liquor? What have you of that lad, before god?

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N E W
M O O N

>>62123743
The Lighthouse was great.

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>>62123694
Based

>>62123750
I felt the movie was only good because it was black and white and riffed off Moby Dick. I felt aside from that it was pretty cheap.

Please watch the Weeping Camel and Shaodws of our Forgotten Ancestors. The former is magic caught on file, the latter is too.

some overnight rates for bobos to get to work with

https://www.cbe.org.eg/en/economic-research/statistics/overnight-deposit-and-lending-rate

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/OBFR

https://br.tradingview.com/symbols/BMFBOVESPA-DI11!/

https://www.ecb.europa.eu/stats/financial_markets_and_interest_rates/euro_short-term_rate/html/index.en.html

https://www.bankofcanada.ca/rates/interest-rates/corra/#corra

I know who you are Sean. Ye be an urchin, less than a gull. God shines no light on such, putrid manifest against these salted rocks. A wretched smell wakes where your soul wafts, and an endless dive is where you meet your devils.

His head be smooth like a clam, his rhetoric gutterly as a swine trough. A soul that escaped the accounting of the angels of above, to wriggle around as a spreader of filth and bile, by his own decision. Fabricating complexities as if we filthy mortals cannot understand, while the bald head clam himself is recessed and hiding in its own flaccid skin. I know ye Sean, and ye aint as beautiful as a gull nor a maid, and ye have the hair of neither under the most drunken nights. I know what ye have hiding under that flaccid skin and it's the tremoring horror of your own self, ye own ineptitude that is force fed the salty absence of no returns despite YEARS of tryin. I follow in ye footsteps, yet I crave such evermore. This be my ship, and you on it, and I drive us to shake the devils hand.

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let’s play a game - from what kind of terrorism will Jordan be liberated in the next year or so?
>Chinese brain chips
bullish for sponsored dreams

All this investments into useless quantum computer tech that'll be decades until any actual returns. But also would probably destroy the current crypto market so that's a positive.

>>62123728
Their region ban of India and Israel is both racist and insulting. We here at /biz/ are above such frays and welcome all points of view. (except for niggers)

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>markets are forward looking

>>62123790
Fag.

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Bout time we saw some more bastarding pumps and gains. Am back off to watch my FBI true crime videos. Chuffing nonces left right and centre.

I think we're ready for a nuclear holocaust over here

>>62123688
nothingburger. not happening. nothing ever happens. stocks only go up

can someone please help ,me

didnt he want to announce some shit yesterday?

I am ready to move back to Lincoln County, Oregon and die immediately

We need another ceasefire.

I am literally so mad and so angry

HOGS goes in every field

A CEASEFIRE OF A CEASEFIRE

What's the Axios fake news this time?

>>62123789
>But also would probably destroy the current crypto market so that's a positive.

This is why I long quantum stocks

my dad did fraud on old people cars

I don't know what he was doing, but he was always doing weird odometers and old people stuff, and I think he impersonated them. h was a real buysiness man

>>62123839
What was the Axios fake news last time?

>OnlyFans is in advanced talks to sell a minority stake to Architect Capital

Oh no

Literally none of the main points of disagreement between the US and Iran have been resolved but the market is treating the war as over. Meanwhile the IEA is screaming that the markets are underestimating the impact of the Hormuz closure.

>>62123852
What do the IEA knows about energy anyway? Don't listen to these literal whos, listen to that X guru telling you to buy this shoes company switching to AI!

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>Friday the 13th day of straight euphoria
>Pool is still closed

This ends badly, real badly :)

>>62123857
>>62123855
Well gee anon, that sure is a hoot. But what are the financial implications?

kinda funny how my world indexes retard-pumped back to pre-war status and now have basically zero volatility

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KEK OIL BAGGOTS

>>62123860
probably pretty fucking big if you ask me

>>62123867
Priced in

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>>62123857
It's still $4 per gallon though

>>62123858
I hope so

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Hey smiggers, what are your favourite slurs for scumbags who tried to hold the world hostage via pumping the second most abundant liquid on the planet?

>OILY BOILY BAGGOTS
>BLACK GOO BAGGIES
>SLUDGE SUCKING SUCKERS
>CRUDE BOIS
>WEST TEXAS INCELS

I honestly just think we should let the goyim deal in the real world ngl

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>>62123876

>>62123874
>WEST TEXAS INCELS
kek

>>62123860
>>62123872
yeah it's really funny when it's not happening to you I bet

>>62123880
I think you should aggressively invest in some meds anon, it will remove the bug infestation crawling around underneath your skin.

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Robinhood! Starting!

>>62123860
>>62123868
>>62123872
retard ass niggers you guys will burn in hell. I look out for my own kind, you guys are scummy little jewish birds and will pay the toll

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>>62123888
Maybe your dick is so limp you don't know what justice is, but the only thing I feel is a hatred for the government and my fellow man in the aggressive and whorish failure to upkeep the law and well being of the citizens.

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>>62123894
Lagging Credit Card!

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>>62123894
Robinhood! Holding!

poor oil sheiks... :(

>>62123912
They bet against the economy therefore by extension against you and everyone you love, don't pity them my smigger those baggots deserve everything they get and more. Oily foilies get the rope.

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>>62123916

>>62123916
>Paying off the deceased debts without proof of a loan
What a cucked executor

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What's with the schizo?

>>62123923
Probably holding oil bags

>>62123921
there's no debt, just existing physical possessions

>>62123923
yeah let's see how you feel when it happens to you.

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>>62123916
did you stay up all night drinking and not taking your meds again

>>62123927
yes, I am drinking and I get very mad about this when I drink. how can you not

Poorfag schizo, look up solipsism

>>62123926
>no debts
Then why are you dealing with the angels and the cartel ?
Is your biker boyfriend helping you clean up the property ?

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Shower Fight!

>>62123931
Do you honestly think a persons debt to either group would persist past death? Like you expect the cartel to inform collections agencies of inherited debt? Lmao. There was just shit to do, in the best interest of all parties, and we did it.

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Netflix

>>62123931
Why decide at this precise moment in the to be a little ballerina nigger like this? What motivates it?

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>>62123789
>But also would probably destroy the current crypto market so that's a positive.
How's that? WTF I love quantum now.

>>62123929
I am not a poorfag. You are a spiritual nigger.

>>62123937
>22 posts by this id
You’re the one chimping out on smigger general crying for people to care about your personal problems, that only tells me you’re losing money

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woah just woke up to $87 oil
is it time slurp?

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>>62123937
Post port so I can short your shit, high probability things will get worse for you

WAKEY WAKEY AMERIWAGIES.

>>62123938
Again, please stop chimping out, it's very niggerish and poorfag behavior.

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>>62123941
I would wager my average return is much higher than yours lmao

Filtering this literal chimp nigger

>>62123946
cya loser

>>62123940
Do eet

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> futures

why is it up so much?

NO NO NOOOO!!!! GO DOWN! GO DOWN!
THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!!!!!
GO DOWN DAMN IT!!!

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>>62123949

>>62123945
Given you probably don't have even close to the capital or inventory to handle premature exercise when shit hits the fan yeah you're probably gonna get fucked homie

>>62123961
Nah that's all factored in and I have capital to get assigned anyway unless there's runway nonsense? the system is supposed only do spreads it can cover, no naked selling

I couldn't fit all the positions on the screen cap and apparently it wanted to flatten anyway so technically I hold nothing right now

funny innit

>>62123961
yeah I looked at what I posted, you are misunderstanding the screenshot. if the position is greater than 0, it's a long being closed. it flushed a couple pages of longs today before close

Is there a case for buying paypal?

>>62123961
to be clear my current port is completely flat, no positions (which is kind of unusual, it typically does carry into next day but I'm 100% flat right now)

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>>62123954
Pool's just opened, they haven't told the peons yet because insiders are still buying cheapies like GRRR.

>>62123965
>>62123968
Word that's actually pretty robust then I stand corrected

>>62123969
Its cheap on a fundamental level and Michael Burry bought it so his millions of retarded fans will ape into it.

Also a single good earnings report/guidance would reverse the narrative and it would rip.

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Robinhood! Gold!

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>this is news in Korea

>>62123970
Yeah I thought those were sell to open

>>62123969
Yes, they could turn to AI and pump 600%! Any company could! Isn't that beautiful?!

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>>62123974
Based HOOD rat. $200 soon come young rodent.

>>62123971
I used to shill AISP, similar company lmao. is the pool strait open? like what are you even saying

>>62123972
>>62123977
yeah for whatever reason the recent batch of learning is doing like 100% 0DTEs, it's kind of pissing me off. Like it should be learning beyond that.......... but how do you make it do that? It typically does really well, like [-1%, 10%] with the skew towards positive returns..... but it's just kind weird it picks 0DTEs all the time.

>>62123976
better healthcare for even dogs in korea?

>>62123977
> the recent batch of learning is doing like 100% 0DTEs,
it used to find like box spreads and better arbs. im getting pissed again so gg

>>62123912
shorting oil is morally good

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>>62123986
AISP looks interesting, I'm all in.

Climb aboard the express blimp, next stop is the moon!

Quick question, what does AISP do?

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I am making more money sitting at home doing nothing with my portfolio than I do with my wagiecagie slavery job. Really makes me think.

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>>62123976
>>62123990

>>62123996
Yeah but you can’t buy anything with your portfolio so it’s meaningless

>>62123995
They had some DoD contracts for border security, not sure if it panned out. They're a small ($50m) in Washington apparently doing edge compute.

>>62123996
So reduce your hours or quit? Worst part of waging is niggers

>>62123961
you're such a faggot retard trying to flex right here it's crazy

what even drives this energy

>>62123999
you are retarded, a portfolio's worth isn't it's magnitude it's the exposure over time

literally everyone in this thread is fucking retarded except for me

I don't care about your capital if you have more than me you're just a spiritual poorfag

you guys are all gay this thread is cursed

>>62124016
You make up 25% of this thread.

>>62124007
That wasn't a flex I thought you were trying to flex writing naked options like a retard

If peace talks continue for 2 more months, will stocks pump for 2 more months?

>>62123996
I only make 28 an hour so when my 215k portfolio grows to 216k over the course of a day, its technically more. But it would be foolish to quit my job

>>62124005
>reduce your hours
already did that.

so, what are you supposed to be ytd to be smg elite?
at least to not be loser bobo level?

>>62124018
I know see this >>62123701, total chad (me) control

all threads will be like this from now on. I am in control.


>>62124020
I have no naked options, I have no positions right now. anything you thought was naked was hedged and since closed

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I shorted too early

Lmao who let the schizo go rampant on this thread?

>xe sharted

>>62124042
You changed IPs to comment that, I am in control and always have been and always will be. Look at this >>62123701, it's your future.

>>62124011
Don’t know what any of that means but go buy a hotdog with your portfolio, if you can. Go ahead prove me wrong

>>62124028
No yeah proper spreads are pretty based but don't get it twisted you're still a massive cringe faggot

>oil
Kek oil baggies

The stock markets at all time highs
America just went to the moon
Iran is capitulating

Face it Trump won, bears and panicians lost

>41 pbtid
Into the filter it goes.

I need 1000x in 1.5 years...whats your pick

>>62124046
You must have me partially confused for someone else. If I was reliably cringe, I wouldn't be posting here. I'd be a TikTok millionaire and you'd know my face.

>>62124049
UCAR
ELAB

>>62124048
I'll see you in the next one. BOSS

>>62124048
>28% of the thread's posts
Absolute schizophrenia

>>62124049
The real perverted answer here is 1% a day for x days

JUST PUMP FOREVER MY GUY

>>62124055
see >>62123701

I am horribly addicted to kratom.

Kek bears

bet that schizo bought a pass like a cuck so can schizo post faster

>>62124062
I have been active and sober in AA for years. The young guys seem to get into kratom really bad. It’s not safer just because it’s at a gas station

>>62124062
and cock almost certainly

>>62124052
How come so many stocks recommended in this general get the ”warning for investment fraud” notification when you check them out? Never seen it for non-4chan stocks.

>>62124070
dont' take anyone's advice here except for mine

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Why are we parabolic??

>>62124071
What’s yours

>>62124070
Only buy quality American stocks

>>62124072
Because we won tranny.

Bobo here.
I just capitulated.
Bye.

>>62124073
it would seem im flat going into friday, my computer mostly trades spy/vix though. if you post on open I can help more

>>62124076
When the entirety of reddit is on your side, it’s time to review your position

OK! Goodnight. Jesus you freaks

is peace confirmed at this point?
war over?

>>62123701
goddam. look how good I look in this pic

So it's going to be a 13 days winning streak on the Nasdaq, uh. Something that never happened in history so far.

>>62123974
>>62123894
>>62123910
>>62123983
WHEN ARE WE BACK TO $150 MY ROBOT HOOD NIGGERS?

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>>62124085
there is always a first time for everything

>>62124087
look at the stupid sheeple. I try to protect them

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>>62124085
it happened in January 1992, July 2009, May 1990, July 2013, March 2010, February 1986, and July 2017

>>62124088
hard to tell if these are real or not anymore

>>62124094
get out of here ugly ass four eyes frigin jiraffe

>>62124098
maybe if you have a serious disability

>>62124094
Sorry, I had the NASDAQ-100 in mind. Maybe it happened on the non-100, but nobody cares about that one.

>>62124088
He fucks that doesn’t he…?

Burry is saying tech companies have been overstating earnings by 20%, or 12% if Tesla is excluded from the analysis. It's something to do with dishonest use of stock based compensation. Thoughts?

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>>62124098
I know right

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>>62123684
>futures

>>62124107
oh then in that case it only happened in July 2009, and July 2013.

>>62123852
There are disagreement between the US and Iran?

>>62124109
>It's something to do with dishonest use of stock based compensation.
Even I know that they do this, not even news lol.

Intelligent investor bros?

>>62124109
Burry is very smart so I would trust him.

>>62123852
The mistake is thinking the economy and the market are connected

>>62124133
Then what the fuck is "the market" connected to?

>>62124085
Easy come easy go.
I've been in the market for more than a decade and this pattern could result in:
>price goes up for a bit more, then stagnated for a few days, then it goes down
>price will stop going up, then it goes down in a long timeframe but it will keep going down
>price will drop in an epic movemeng

>>62124135
Sentiment

>>62123852
This is the market pricing in for a peace deal. If it happens, good, the optimism is already there, just sell oil a bit more but then buy the rumor sell the fact. USD will rise again once everyone realizes the side effect of the war starting to affect everyone.
If the deal fails, there's a lot of room to buy oil and USD without going too far from initial price, thus causing less shock for everyone.

>>62124135
A printing press
>>62124137
>consumer confidence reaches lowest ever recorded
No lol

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>>62124088

>>62124135
The market is connected to supply on one side and demand on the other boss. Today is the day when everybody is going to realize we have very high supplies and low demands, so there will be a market shift from higher for longer to short bursts of high volume sales at low low prices boss.

>>62124148
The stockmarket is the counter to the printing press. Where the printed goes into in hopes somebody else puts his printed stuff in later

I really do wish for the ai to burn to the ground, so I won't see nearly as much of the slop being posted here and for PC pats to become reasonably priced again, even if it would hurt my portfolio.

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Yea… bobos are fucked.

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Is brent less manipulated than wti or where does the spread reversal come from?

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>>62124153
The us government is printing money and buying assets, while also colluding with banks not to sell.

>>62124072
because there is too much money in circulation and nowhere else to put it

>>62124158
Ram is already back to its pre-ai price. Like right now. Are you waiting on the other pc parts or something?

Shorting just isnt working out. gay asssss market.

>>62124159
There's still uncertainty revolving around the Israeli question, this uncertainty should really spook (((investors))) boss.

Did the market just pump over a Trump tweet about the US being the hottest country

>The U.S.A. is the “HOTTEST” Country in the World right now. Just a short time ago, under Sleepy Joe Biden, IT WAS DEAD, LAUGHED AT ALL OVER THE WORLD!!! But not anymore - Nobody’s laughing!!! President DJT

I'm a moron I semi mistakenly bought calls on the QQQ which require it to appreciate 3% in 10 days for me to make a material gain, although I can break even in with a little bit less.

>>62124159
>open the strait for anyone but israel
>world stops giving a shit
>israel will never get access back
kek

>>62124169
U-S-A
>U-S-A
U-S-A
>U-S-A

>>62124166
Should’ve shorted BP

Market pumped because of rumor that US will pay Iran $20 Billion to take their uranium. Reported by Axios.

>>62124167
Nobody cares about that stuff until it shows up in earnings apparently. nobody cares about any of the warning signs going off.

>Axios
@axios
SCOOP: The U.S. and Iran are negotiating over a three-page plan to end the war, with one element under discussion being that the U.S. would release $20 billion in frozen Iranian funds in return for Iran giving up its stockpile of enriched uranium.

>>62124171
what's the problem? that seems like a pretty realistic outcome to me

>>62124179
We weimwrica now.
You can be happy or mad about this.

>>62124181
So regime change did work, Iran can stop being a shithole and be US aligned and be one of the richest country on earth?

>>62124148
Consumers don't buy and sell on The Market.

>>62124181
>U.S. would release $20 billion in frozen Iranian funds
>in return for Iran giving up its stockpile of enriched uranium.
lol those gay niggers will spend it all on gucci and ferraris

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Kek oil baggies.

>>62124179
I care. It's the good for nothing jam boys who ignore the guy with the leaf blower walking towards the giant house of cards boss.

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HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA BAGGIE, POINT AND LAUGH AT THE CASH BAGGIE

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>>62124189
I'm suffering here and you are laughing!

>>62124193
He's going to end up laughing last and loudest boss.

So Trump will give Iran 20 billion dollars after talking for a decade how Obama gave them 2 billion. This fuckin guy...

Guys my American stocks are green and my oil shorts are green does that make me a mumunigger or a bobonigger? I need a label applied to me so I can trade accordingly

>muh $200 oil
Genuinely why did you listen to delusion mudshits?

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>>62124194
Dumb money chased oil. Smart money sold their oil to you that they had accumulated 6 months in advance to war, and bought the dip in stocks, gold and silver.

>>62124198
Yeah, but Trump is going to get enough enriched uranium to make eleven atomic bombs for 20 billion dollars of Iran's own money. Obama didn't get shit boss and gave them tax payer's money (ie. my money) boss.

>>62124198
Are you being informed from the same source that told you the US agreed to remove all their bases from the Middle East when the ceasefire was agreed to?

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> futures

Why oil decided to drop today bro, wtf I lost 700chf , I'm piss

How did Bobos fuck up so bad, i’ve made money in every crisis by simply buying the dip LMFAO.

>>62124211
Iran offered half of Hormuz. They’re fucked and they know they are fucked. The blockade work, america status as the only superpower is still confirmed if a peace deal goes through.

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>>62124193
Investing for most people is so fucking simple and every time I see shit like this I laugh

For 99% of people investing should be
>mostly in index funds
>small amount of bonds if youre prone to freak out over 1% dips
>small plays in crypto/options for fun
>never fucking sell the index funds

That is it. If you do that you will come out ahead.And yet every day there is some fag out there selling his entire portfolio because he scrolls through reddit/twitter/insta and thinks this is the moment that society collapses

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some of you mongoloids unironically aped into oil at 120$ a few weeks ago. now that crypto is dead you retards go into the next shiny volatile thing. funny stuff ngl

lol I told you RETARDED NIGGERS all day yesterday to short BP but you all love losing money listening to nigger jeets and didn’t listen, last time I’m wasting effort in this pit of niggers

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>AXT was up by 5000% over the last year when I checked it two days ago
>check it again today
>6470%

>>62124193
He lost all his shekels/whatever dubai uses! And youre LAUGHING???

Are they now trying to pump the market every 20 mins with headlines?

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look at beyond meat computer

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>>62124226
BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND the turdies from India and pakistan said Iran was winning and this is the death of america.

LMFAO.

Zamn look at SPY go

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>oil mumus
why would you retards bet against white boy summer?

Pray for le Jesus and Trump to save your wallet now niggers, shorts are printing, I’m out.

>>62124193
He’s giga printing into a supply shock.
It’s called 5d chess.

Normally supply=demand, so (-)supply=(-)demand, and you get (-)demand by the price going way up.

In 5Dnomics this is not the resolution however.

In 5Dnomics you hyper inflate your currency so much that people and at such a speed that a price equilibrium can never form, so demand never needs to go down.

Same principle as:
>if I don’t sell, I haven’t lost

>>62124181
Whats the play? seems negative for UUUU but possibly bullish for LEU?

IRAN’S FOREIGN MINISTER ARAGHCHI: PASSAGE FOR ALL COMMERCIAL VESSELS THROUGH STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS DECLARED COMPLETELY OPEN FOR THE REMAINING PERIOD OF CEASEFIRE.

This market is so retarded I hope it crashes 40% in the coming weeks. There's no deal set yet, there's Israel sabotaging any real negotiation, and oil is still blockaded for Asia and Europe.

>>62124235
uhhh uhhh manipulation uhhh downfall of the USD uhh uhh Iran supremacy

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>7100

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what just happened wtf?

>market violently pumps
>5 mins later still see no headline
Probably another in 20 min

You all kept going on about how European and Asian countries were literally going to die because they were going to run out of fuel or whatever. You believed in extreme economic doomsday for tens of countries in the world. But somehow you never once considered what the economy is like for Iran, the only country that got bombed for 40 days straight, and you really believed they had the upper hand for some reason.

bynd is up 25% premarket.

fuck am i really gonna be free of my bags one day???

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING OILY BAGGOTS

PPFFFFTTTHAHAHAHAHAHA

POOLS OPEN

COME ON IN THE WATER IS FINE

Now that oil got fucked, what the new silver top? 85?

>>62124256
>for some reason
seething, irrational hatred for the #1 country in the world was their reason

>>62124242
>"on the coordinated route as already announced by Ports and Maritime Organization of the Islamic Rep. of Iran."
Ships have to pass through Iran's route. If they pay toll, which is Iran's position (and leverage vs America), America will blockade those ships.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>62124181
Oilbrethren...

>>62124193
that's why you make up a strategy in advance and adhere to it, so you don't get stuck in emotional traps
>decide how much money you can put into stocks that you don't need
>that you won't need over a mid length duration either
>not even if something shitty like your car breaking down happens
>then never sell but instead buy more during doomps
>keep doing this until you reach your goal
>you should have a clear goal that's not just "more"
if you put down an actual long term strategy, it's pretty damn hard to actually lose money at the stock market

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>>62124258
Shut up man!

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Fucking kwab. YUM YUM YUM GIVE ME ALL THOSE STOPS.

I never believed in the bull market after 2022.

Looks like today will be a good day to exit this clown market

why is TLT up..

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>>62124203
It wasn’t mudshits. It’s was yurotard NAFOtrannies from /k/ flooding /smg/ since Operation Epic Fury began.
Americans live in luxury while yurosissies are running out of fuel.

KEK OIL BAGGIE

Alright let's start hearing the apologies to Trump. Everyone had lots to say a couple weeks ago. Europoors let's start with you.

This is going to be one of the funniest days in /smg/ history. As soon as we do the opening, get as many of the put options as you can, and then wait for the shit to just collapse, we're all gonna make it boss.

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TGIF rule in play. When an index or stock is green all week, traders scramble to sell on Friday to protect their profits, resulting in a -20% correction on average over the weekly gains. ES1! Reverses at 7150 resistance. Do with this what you will.

>>62124217
>and thinks this is the moment that society collapses
it's such a retarded fear, too
>but what if everything as we know it collapses and changes to something else?!
then your funny paper won't change a thing, either. if we reach AGI and go post scarcity, your money won't be worth anything because there's no shortage anymore.
if we enter WW3 and everything gets bombed to shit, people don't want money, they want food, alcohol, tobacco and so on.
the only scenarios where investing into an index fund long term and just not selling is not a winning strategy are also scenarios where your money has become worthless.

People laugh at oil baggies but I successfully traded it like 3 times before calling it quits. I don't get this idea that everyone who was long was in it until 200 burgerbucks or something.

>>62124288
What makes you think its going down on open? Looks like smooth sailing and calm waters ahead.

Guys its friday he's going to announce something retard isn't he

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Bobo baggie status?

oil baggots have been totally raped

>>62124294
Supply and demand, right now the supply is low because we're in kikes only hours, but at the open tons of supply will hit the open market causing a roll back of prices boss.

>CENX teetering
>*creeeeaaaaak*
cmon plummet too you fucking overpriced gay nigger stock

bullbros, we’re back

GUYS how do you react when a turdie starts harping about DA PETRODOLLAR and shit?

That shit was tiring.

My soxl $91 calls...

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Fucking oil baggots.

LMAO
SHORTS
*clap*
ARE
*clap*
PRINTING

>>62124288
You’ve been crying all week because of this pump.
You’ve changed, man.

>>62124270
>85
Silver?
Bitcoin?

>>62124287
Apologies for what exactly?

>>62124276
literally me every morning when I wake up and check my portfolio.
about the same expression too since it doesn't make much sense right now to me, but I'll take it anyway

The strait is open again after it was open for decades and that's reason to pump

Ahaha holy fuck oil is crashing

I am now up 165% on a South Korean ETF in a single year. What now? Should I sell?

>>62124311
People change all the time boss.

>>62124292
it's just bantz bro

Rajesh just might make it guys

CMOON LETS GO OIL HIT $79 AND RAPE THOSE BAGGIES

Ok so David Hunter was right again and spy to 9000.

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>>62124324

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My plan is to keep buying SOXL weeklies and buy USD shares if I make profits

>>62124322
I think Raj roped otherwise he'd definitely be here gloating by now.

>>62124324
Be careful what you wish for. If oil were to get that low it would signal a global recession on the scale of something we only see once in our lifetimes, like a pandemic or a black president boss.

IRAN OPENS STRAIT!!!!!!!! BREAKING!!! OIL MONGS BTFO!!!!

I can finally build my very own dead nigger storage

>>62124315
Different set of circumstances. America forced them to open. It means one thing. american empire is still on top.

>>62124336
Do you see a sign in front of my garage?

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Robinhood! 2Gud1!

I put all my money in AMD a year ago. Is it doing well?

>>62123852
None of the ostensible points of disagreement are the real points of disagreement. What is being said in public is just fake messaging intended for the home audience. It never was about nuclear proliferation or Iranian people's freedom or whatever.

The fact that Netanyahu agreed to a ceasefire in Lebanon indicates that Iran has leverage over Trump and is successful at using it. Netanyahu really did not want a ceasefire in Lebanon; he wants the fighting to continue so that his trial can be postponed and also so that the IDF can have the opportunity to achieve some kind of significant tangible victory that he can showcase before the October elections.

If at least one side is being bent, that means the points of disagreement can be bridged. All that then remains is to figure out how to announce the agreement to end to the war in a way such that all sides can declare victory.

>>62124339
Actually it happened because of the Lebanon Israel ceasefire, so Iran forced the US.

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>>62124331
BAGGIES RAPED

This seems like a good time to long oil...

>>62124349
THANK YOU!