1st for iran won

Come in bobo. Do you read me? Bobo come on. Answer me. Bobooooooo

? more weeks?!

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is this guy ok??

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BAGGIES DOWN

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NOTHING

EVER

HAPPENS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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> futures

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>get home from gym
>futes have gone full retard
what the fuck is going on

>>62124443
NO THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT!

>>62124434
we tried to help the bears. some were 100% in denial lol.

>im not wrong. the world is wrong.

I've got a handful of retarded otm calls that I'm hoping to dump today.

Oil hasn't been this cheap in weeks. This is insanely cheap. I wish I had more money to throw into oil with all my strength. Oil is so Damn cheap. Holy shit. It's extremely cheap now. It's a 3x to 200 dollars right now.
That means it's basically free money.
Free 3x if you buy oil here.

NHH, NEH

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>>62124453
pls stop

>>62124453
IMAGINE IF YOU BUY WITH 3X LEVERAGE

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Lost 5k in oil and god knows how much by sitting in cash. I'm bobo incarnate and I did for your sins so you could laugh at me.

p.s. I hope the persian pussies get some more bombing from isreal now. How did I ever fall for their posing to be strong?

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Baggie baggie oily doomer faggot eurocuck baggies.

>>62124443
I wonder how many of our baggies will hold for an anti Taco that never comes then sell the absolute bottom at $45 during the global recessionary bust.

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Nice try panicans, you nearly made us doubt our mantra, the smigger prayern

Hoc Numquam Fit,
Nothing Ever Happens.

So this is the end of the war, right? Let's see what's the Next thing but this happening was fun, even if I expected more chaos. CHUDDA is always right

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OIL BAGGIES
post loss porn now

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>checks dollar index

PRRRRINNNNNTTTT MEN PRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNTTTT!!!

PRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNTTTTTTT IF YOU LIVE THE GODS!

>>62124462
Iktfb
I sat in cash because I thought the lows weren't low enough. The greed got to me and I kept waiting for the real drop to come in. I'm just glad I bought back in yesterday.
>Portfolio down 6k from last ATH
And I'd be up 37k if I'd bought when I initially planned before getting greedy

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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

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it's not fair
the market is fraudulent
it has to go down but it's fraudulent

why would you ever sell LOL. ITS LIKE SOME PEOPLE JUST LOVE LOSING OUT

>>62124472
>So this is the end of the war, right?
right, unless somebody does the funniest thing over the weekend and we get another overcorrection

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I told you.
Let this be a lesson to you and listen to my retarded anime posts next time.

sell the news

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>>62124480
Based

AAAAAAAAAAA AMD CHADS WE CRASH

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these people couldnt be helped!

>>62124480
BASED

>>62124482
COPE AND SEETHE BOBO

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>You didn't sell the war dip

>>62124472
Netanyahu still has opportunity to fuck it up. For example, a drone strike on some Hezbollah guy

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>>62124476
Shitcoin status?

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>>62124500
>tfw put 90% of my cash into it at the picobottom

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>physical is at $150
>Asia is running out of bags
>EU has 6 weeks of jet fuel left
>30% of the worlds cars wont have fuel
LOL

You're already in positive gex past 7050 today, it'll go higher.

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300chf to go to make back what I lost to oil

>>62124500
For the first time I didn't see the bottom
I actually bought near the bottom. Not the pico-bottom, but close enough. The shares I bought are up 8% in a week

>decide to try to be a lawyer again
>first step: get a job as a legal assistant/bitch
>set up a job interview
>Lakesha Jackson says she'll call me at market open today
>get a random call 20 minutes ago, say "hello?" no one answers just mysterious noises, hang up
>it's now 5 minutes past market open
So
That was Lakesha wasn't it
Called me 15 minutes before she was supposed to and then didn't answer when I asked who was calling.

Why are people of n-word descent so dumb.

>>62124484
Hamas about to get attacked.

The hormussy is fully open? For ME?

Dude, I'm warning you, the price action is not good. For a big news, the reaction is just lukewarm.
This feels like just a stop hunting, price could go to reverse soon with just a tiny bit of escalation.
Feel free to dismiss my opinion, but I've been staring at price actions longer than most of you, and my gut feeling tells me this is not good.

>>62124432
According to Axios they're getting $20B. It remains to be seen if they get to collect tolls.

>>62124507
Oil futures people post usually trade one month ahead when oil will be avalible assuming the strait stays open

GO DOWN DAMN IT!!!!
STOP. GOING. UP.
WHAT IS THIS RIGGED MARKET?!
I'M THE SMART ONE HERE. IT SHOULD BE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!

>>62124507
stop with the coping. its all nothing

>>62124505
Only positive thing I can see in my cash fuckup is that I'm holding euros.

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>>62124515

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Good morning /SMG/

Godbless everyone let’s make some gains. TGIF

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>>62124515

>>62124507
you are trading futures, anon.

>>62124509
that's a solid U, it's starting a rally

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>>62124507
I DONT CARE MY BAGS ARE GREEN I DONT CARE MY BAGS ARE GREEN I DONT CARE MY BAGS ARE GREEN I DONT CARE MY BAGS ARE GREEN I DONT CARE MY BAGS ARE GREEN

Gold is back on the menu boys!
No more excuses to dump the miners from fuel fears

>>62124507
>contango

Let'a go step by step on what a "deal" might look like

>Nuclear
Iran doesn't really want a nuke so this one's an easy point to negotiate. They will want something big in exchange for it like full sanctions relief, demitilarization of the gulf states, or both in exchange.
>Iranian proxies
Part of what defends it against Israel, they are not giving this up.
>Tolls on Hormuz
Might be given up in exchange for compensation for war and something else, otherwise its a strong point of leverage and could collapse talks IMO
>Iran's rockets and missiles
0% chance of them giving this up

I don't see this war ending unless America is ready to make big concessions to Iran.

okay I'm unironically buying back into oil

>>62124507
Yes it's patently insane my guy but you also either have to play the flows that are looking you smack in your face or try to time your contrarian shorts.
Good luck with the latter which looks essentially impossible right now.

>>62124535
don't tempt me or I'm gonna mine relapse

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Oh good I just found out I'm getting health insurance too, what a day.

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>>62124480
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!!!!!

>>62124539
I don't feel like doubling down. I'll just sit on my bags huffing hopium and wait for a recovery.

>NFLX
i'm done stock picking. will only buy ETFs from now on

now that Trump got away without a scratch from Iran, how soon before Cuba?

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>>62124514
Cute Persian chicks for everybody anon (except bobos)

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ctrl+f HIMS
>no results

NGMI

>>62124515
All oil trading right now is a risky bet on how the peace talks will go

>>62124537
concessions?
how about we just keep bombing them
it's over you lost
the hormussy is open

>>62124540
i was trying to make fun of bears but failed obviously lol.

This time really feels like it's definitive and not just some Senile Trump thing.

>>62124515
because this has been priced in already.
zoom out and look at the fucking V shape

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>>62124507
>bears and oil baggies right now

>that S&P pump at ATH
lmao.

>>62124427
It's going up too much bros this cannot be good. I'm making too much. My memory is ripping.

Fucking vxus a shit tho ugh why did I buy it

>>62124547
i sold yesterday when brent was right above 100
the supply shortage isn't resolved though so I was waiting for a ~90$ dip to buy back some
I'll either DCA or sell when we go back to above 100$

Nothing Ever Happens is law.

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>>62124560
>still posting with extreme TDS
Trump WON
you LOST

>>62124564
7100 new wall

BX, ARES, APO, KKR

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>sharted BP
>sharted CENX
Today was a productive day.

>finally capitulate and buy a couple hundo shares of SOXL
>immediately starts dumping
you have to be fucking kidding me.

I’m selling in May so I can go be gay

I mine relapsed

$200 in 1 minute, now I can go back to sleep

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Wow the war is over and the markets are pumping this is just like the victory celebration at the end of Star Wars Return of The Jedi I think i'll DCA Calls 2x more than normal today!!

>>62124552
I would never date anyone with the Anita Sarkesian phenotype. Sorry anon.
Also youre brown

>>62124563
the whole time bears were saying "what is going on??? this is crazy??" but also felt they were smarter than everyone else lol.

>>62124568
I recognise from your avatar posting that you have the worst TDS of anyone ITT

>>62124539
I'll start to look into longer positions for future energy build up like FRU, SLB, and VLO if they get cheap. But i doubt they will get anywhere pre war levels.

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remember to laugh at every bear and oil "trader"

>>62124586
>also felt they were smarter than everyone else lol.
Personally I felt like I was kind retard of shit mountain.

>>62124595
give me the 90ties back

>>62124577
buy high sell low

>>62124596
>filename
Kek, Bobo in shambles

7100 SPX ^>

Iran must know they are not getting those assets back, right? I think this is a strategy to get China's diplomats off their asses and restock until the ground invasion begins. How will that end? I don't know but I think Iran will regret this regardless.

>>62124577
Classic /biz/

>>62124595
>>62124602
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

>>62124602
We're running above pace. We're 63% through the decade, but already have 78% of the aths that the 90s had. We could beat it.

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My capitulation price is 75. I bought in at 70. Oil supply isn't going to magically reappear. But fuck me I guess

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>>62124596
Bers thought peace talks are escalatory.

>>62124537
>I don't see this war ending unless America is ready to make big concessions to Iran.
That's not necessarily an obstacle. Trump is a pro when it comes to shifting goal posts and inconsistent messaging. He could sign JCPOA 2.0 and declare it the greatest, biggest, most beautiful deal ever in the history of deals (many people are saying it), a deal which achieves all war objectives and some additional ones (Obama could never have done it)

>stocks literally go up every day now
what a great little healthy market

>>62124578
sell in may and go gay for pay

bought 0DTE puts out of spite
enjoy the 2% day everyone

>>62124612
I fucked up my parents computer trying to get this on kazaa

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>mfw smiggers think they are brilliant geopolitical analysts

Welp, with this, I think even the hint of a bear case is gone. I just locked in my $80k loss from my shorts and just switching to long for at least a bit. I think there might be a retracement at some point, but today is going to be green for sure. Might even stay long for the weekend, and going until at least 22nd.

WTFWTFW

Leftists have been real quiet since the news dropped

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I swear, this is bringing me luck
or at least it makes me smile

>>62124630
Waiting for the new narrative to drop

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Strait open
war over
bobos how you holding up

>>62124537
>still enforcing a self-imposed internet blackout, thus destroying the entire Iranian digital economy
>vast economic infrastructure in ruins, recently announced they will not export petrochem products
>still under heavy sanctions
>their neighbors that used to help them evade sanctions like Qatar and the UAE, aren't keen on doing that right now, on top of just general trade relations
>was already in an economic crisis before the war and definitely couldn't afford to take extraneous damage on top of that, never mind one as extensive as being bombed for 40 days straight
You're crying about $1 more per gallon at the pump. Iranians are crying about double digit percentage increases of the price of bread.

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>>62124618
this little market is just begging to get punished

>>62124630
>muh lefties
Stocks?

ok bros when do i sell everything

So how many oil baggies holding puts roped themselves this week?

>>62124616
some people just cant be helped lol

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HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO IT?!?!?! He pulled out victory from the clutches of defeat, they are giving up the Uranium.

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>>62124636
>everyone talking about Iran and other shit
>say nothing
>mention leftoids once
>”UHHHH STOCKS?”
Cope and seethe tranny

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SOXL
NEW ATH
EVERY DAY

>>62124626
bears thought they knew better than the global markets. it didnt go well for them lol.

>>62124642
trump says a lot of things desu

>>62124539
same i'm buying oil stocks
CVX and XOM aren't suddenly disappearing

>>62124439
Already dead.

Apparently America just bombs you and you can just take it

Well I'm going to go fap to blacked anime you guys have gun

>>62124642
>that'll be 40 billion dollars for these assorted non-weapons-grade uranium rocks thank you for doing business good sar

>>62124642
The solution to everything -> PAYING LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY.

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>>62124644

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why is tesla pumping again? the only thing that's stopping it from being a 50 bucks stock is their self-driving tech, but surely, the brand is busted and other auto companies are going to catch up. Is tesla even much ahead of their competition in ai driving? chinks are pretty good at that stuff. I just don't see it being a big money-maker.

>>62124652
welcome to planet earth since 1492
white pride my niggers

>US President Trump: Israel Will Not Be Bombing Lebanon Any Longer. They Are PROHIBITED From Doing So By The U.S.A. - TSL
>- The U.S.A. Will Get All Nuclear “Dust,” Created By Our Great B2 Bombers - No Money Will Exchange Hands In Any Way, Shape, Or Form - TSL
>- Deal Is In No Way Subject To Lebanon, Either, But The USA Will, Separately, Work With Lebanon, And Deal With The Hezbollah Situation In An Appropriate Manner


HE CAN'T SAY THAT

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>>62124642

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now THIS is bullish. he is getting kinda sick of bibi

Wallah, and now after using a kabbalah curse, the market is going to reverse boss.

>>62124670
>>US President Trump: Israel Will Not Be Bombing Lebanon Any Longer. They Are PROHIBITED From Doing So By The U.S.A. - TSL
lol as if netanyahu takes orders from his little bitch in washington.

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Guess who feels like an idiot.

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>USO
Yikes

AHHH STOP THE COUNT!!!
IT'S MANIPULATION!!
A SCAM!!!!
GO DOWN GO DOWN GO DOWN GO DOWN

>>62124679
He not getting help again. This was already too close to comfort.

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You did buy during the single digit fear, right?

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I’m getting absolutely ass blasted by this orange nigger. Holy fuck. Don’t care though, I will die holding my OIL bags.

HOOOLYYY FUUUCKKK OIL IS DUMMPINGGG

>>62124680
me

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>>62124443
Time to jump ship. Going to be an interesting weekend.

>>62124686
I mean, too late to sell rn

>>62124635
cute
AI was worth it

>>62124670
>No Money Will Exchange Hands In Any Way, Shape, Or Form
That's technically correct if they unfreeze Iran's own money, which is what Axios was claiming

>S&P 500 breaks 7100
Yahooooooooooooool

i'm going allin SPXL over the weekend wish me luck

calls?

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pool open but you're still paying the toll.

it really just pumps everyday
kpop etf doing kino too

>>62124704
that route avoids mines

Fucking American rats destabilized the entire world, gutted Iran for no other reason than they could and killed thousands, and are going to walk away scott free. Fuck this world but fuck Americans in particular. I hope Yellowstone erupts and kills them all.

>>62124704
the petrodollar died in the dark

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I will never ever recover (portfolio still green overall today

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>>62124642
You're probably retarded at this stage if you believe a word this pedophile says, especially on a Friday morning in the middle of WW3.

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>>62124645
"SOXL gods" wasn't a joke. God damn what a fucking run.

Stop going up you God damn gay nigger faggots.
It's over.
There is no good news.
Everything is terrible.
GO DOWN
FUCK YOU

>>62124552
Dibs on Sara safari

>>62124710
Mohammed seems a little upset

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Why do turdies seethe at American excellence so much? This was a win, we ain’t going through the quagmire and the eternal jew just lost a shitload of political capital.

>>62124704
Meaningless for the price of oil though .
Fully open and tolled is open enough for the market

Fuark what is this?

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>INFQ

>>62124717
there actually is good news

>>62124673
not sure if I would call it "easily" this time, but kek anyway

>>62124713
>Long & Black

Hot take: iran and trump are both niggers and I’m still making money

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>>62124716

STOP THE COUNT

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Who was the dude that bought SPY 710Cs yesterday?
You might pull it off and I’m proud of you man
>>62124714
Cope and seethe tranny

>>62124704
There is no toll.

>>62124717
THIS
it defies LOGIC and REASON maybe even PHYSICS
WE SHOULD NOT BE PUMPING

OOOOOOOOOOOOO AMD CHADS WE RISE

>>62124725
>INFQ
isnt that insane speculative?
unless you are taking profits soon

>>62124674
no way he told Israel to sit down and shut the fuck up
>check it
>it's real
holy...

so, how low will it go? 70?

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every time I open my portfolio I get a raging hard on. is this normal?

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>please come back, ive changed!

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i dont know what to buy

>>62124744
consult your doctor if it lasts more than 4 decades

>>62124673
It seems like basically just a return to the JCPOA, after many years of unnecessary pain and economic damage

>>62124747
>buying

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>>62124738
thats impressive given the 8% pump yesterday!

>>62124742
0

>>62124747
>its down
Fuck that shit I aint buyin
>ATH hits
AAAAAAAA WHAT DO I BUY

>>62124747
Games Workshop

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i bought about 5k worth of index funds 2 weeks ago, wish i had more cash on hand

>world peace achieved
>bears: REEEEEEEEEEEE
Such a sad, pitiful existence

unironically it is a good time to go SOXS

>>62124747
OWL

>>62124763
r/stocks on reddit is basically pissed

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> 6 boats per day
> 40 days
double blocked
> "0" boats per day
> 4 days
completely open
> ____ boats per day
> ___ days

some of you have some pretty optimistic ideas about what goes in those blanks

>>62124764
how do i buy soxl ands soxs as euro chud?

>>62124763
Bears want brown people to die to get some green in their ports.

>>62124747
GME

They should be. This is bullshit boss.

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I'm so fucking frustrated

when the crash started happening, I decided it was a good time for me to get into trading. So I set up a trading account and transffered money to it

but there was a delay for my funds to clear and be able to trade with. I was literally watching the market when it was at the exact bottom trying to figure out a way to buy shares and I couldn't

then it exploded like 5% from the bottom, and my funds finally cleared that day, so I spent 25% of my cash to buy shares then 5% off the bottom. After since then I've been hoping for a pullback so I can put in the rest of my money but it's not happening.

I'm not going to FOMO in at ATH. Fuck

I'd be up like 20% now if they let me spend my money fuck

>>62124772
all the seamen will flood into the hormussy at once

>>62124685
Yes. As long as Trump is in office, we'll rubber band between extreme fear and extreme greed and it's pretty easy to make money

>>62124730
Thats how it feels like

>>62124747
Oil

>>62124772
Assuming the mines are delt with it could be 100s

If this totally resolves in a few weeks, hundreds of millions of barrels released from stockpiles will be flooding the market to counteract nothing.

>>62124747
Gold&Silver
PLTR

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>>62124717

longing oil = jewish
trump crashing oil = orange hitler liquidating u

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I love green days!!!!

>>62124774
bears would consider putting $8 gas in their car winning somehow lol.

>>62124792
Just as planned

>>62124769
Doomer posts on there are an excellent bottom indicator. Last year before the tariff TACO they were posting that the world economy is over and how they sold their entire 401k and went all cash.

>>62124783
This litterally how it is to trade. You never get a good entry except by luck

fuck it i'm full porting oil at this low.
The Americans are positioning themselves for ground invasion, and Israel certainly doesn't want its "Greater Isreal" project gone, they want lebanon, and the hez in south lebanon dont give a fuck about talks. The jews want the US to stay long term.

Oil going back to 100 by next week after one fuckywucky oops no talk and cease fire broken

Russia Ukraine had talks for.... like ever now.

Also only like... 10 boats crossed, which is not the 150+ daily it use to have.

You can only call me a retard of oil goes below 75 and its actually over, for real. I doubt it though, Israel would literally launch a single nuke to keep this war going and sink a U.S war boat (again)

INFQ
aaaaa it is going to the moon

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>>62124783
What broker? You should have been able to buy with unsettled funds.

>>62124692
>>62124443
i cant tell whos the baggie anymore

>>62124798
>he participates in trafficking
get back to work, saturday isn't here yet

>>62124762
my goal value really. at that point, I should be able to live on it perpetually without any further work as long as I live semi-frugally

>>62124794
i am already 80% down on gold and silver and and missed the dip

>>62124807
Probably ibkr. It took like an entire week for my funds to settle when starting my new account

>>62124804
meds.

>>62124804
I have my doubts about a ground invasion this close to mid terms .

Democracy has the trump admin by the balls so there is a good chance at peace

>>62124792
sweet I'm buying oil at sub 30

>>62124804
I'm thinking to get a bit as well, but honestly, it's still not cheap enough for the risk

>>62124804

Thanks for the hopium, i needed that. However nukes don’t exist so there’s that.

>>62124783
just remember that ultimately, 5% are nothing when your real goal is probably 300% or something like tthat

despite the premium on pltr I am unironically thinking about buying. talk me out of it

>>62124747
>>62124794
or miners which benefit from metals price (gold breaching 6k at the end of the year if you are optimist) and the eventual low oil price
remember they lag a couple of months

hahahaahahahahahahahahahaha UP AND TO THE RIGHT BROS WE WON

Trading in Riber suspended for like the 4th fucking time today lmao

>>62124427
New carrier group ETA?

>>62124792
It will take a ~month for cargos to arrive from the strait and they can stop releases very quickly

>>62124747
SOI - the ticker is funny and it's making good money

>>62124817
he will lose no matter what at this point and if he isnt a retard he kno- oh wait

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>>62124689
It's up 1500% since I sold:(

>>62124747
Newmont is guaranteed to go up at least 10% in the next week or two. It didnt fully regain from the war drop plus it dipped cause of a small earthquake at an irrelevant Aus mine, non-event that will be forgotten about soon.

>>62124814
gold is bought when wars start
the go down hard when wars are ongoing, especially when they are over lol

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>>62124739
I'm retarded and at bought at 15. Then I bought more at around 9 while bagholding. Took about two months for that 15 to break even. So I guess I'm half-retarded kek.

Will probably hold this for longer.

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why is strategy mooning?
did he needed to pass through hormussy that bad?

>>62124831
If we get the save act passed, there's no way the democrats can get enough fraudulent votes to hold a majority boss.

>>62124783
ATH will just be some TH of the future
but yes, wait for monday or tuesday

AAAAAAAAAAAAA AMD CHADS WE CRASH AGAIN

>>62124802
I had decided my entry to be right at the bottom, and I was going to buy right then, pretty much right on the intraday bottom where it wicked down. I would have bought the bottom of the wick, like not even 1% off it, but funds didn't clear until the next day and that was the day of the gap up. I still spent 25% of my cash that day., but I'm barely in the market right now.

>>62124838
amerifats are retarded thats why

>>62124832
you should have bought soxs last week like i did instead

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>>62124745
BOBO come back,
you can SELL YOUR SHORTS TO me
I was LONG
and NOW I just can't BE A MUMU

>>62124840
>wait for monday or tuesday
more like wait a week or two
this stupid rally wont calm down for a while

>>62124801
i agree. i check what they are up to from time to time because they are so negative (but often wrong).

>>62124841
We mega pumped yesterday it’s only fair we give some back

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>>62124838
why shouldnt it? its basically a leveraged bitcoin play. btc is 5% up today.

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Robinhood! Standing!

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HOLY FUCK WTI IS CRASHING FASTER THAN THE TWIN TOWERS ON 9/11

>>62124847
this is good stuff lol

>>62124836
Indeed, because gold absolutely soared when the conflict began....

Oh wait, it didn't.

>>62124507
Everyone has EV and get nutrients from insects who matter. Oil and natural gas isn't relevant anymore.

>>62124461
When you'll make 9 times the money

>the market didn't actually pump and oil didn't dump until iran announced it
kek

I think it will keep grinding up. They can't not be delta hedging the shit out of every little move up at this point.

>>62124807
ibkr, and I opened another account with Schwab as well trying to get money into either of them

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>DAVE

I was just happily picking up pennies in front of the steamroller. How could this happen to me?

>>62124858
wen ATH?

>>62124873
Huh

God fucking damn it
As soon as the market opened I went all in puts.
Go down you gay nigger market.
It's over.
Every single Mumu needs to eat shit and die.

At this moment I'm euphoric.
Not because stocks are going up. But because oil is getting cheaper. This means I'll be able to load up on the oil that everyone knows with all their heart is heading to 200 dollars per barrel.

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MRVL

is this the generational bull run we were promised

WAGMI
(you should sell when you feel like this btw)

>>62124512
Being a legal assistant has nothing to do with being a lawyer. You just make appointments and efile. Fuck that shit, just apply to law school. No one is going to care that you were in a law office being some ambulance chaser's bitch.

t. Attorney

>>62124838
because you didn't buy

>>62124883
this is not the greatest generation bullrun ever written, this is just a tribute

>>62124880
Fuck with the bull, get the horns

any NAIL homebuyers?

>>62124815
>>62124869
There's no reason to use anybody except Fidelity or HOOD.

>>62124877
He sold covered calls

>>62124873
Step one is only write bear side or enjoy your max loss.

Where my fellow Rollschads at?

>>62124867
Cry wolf

OOOOOOOOOO AMD CHADS WE RISE AGAIN

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lol

lmao even

fuck it. I don't care. I'm going to wait for a little crabbing, or a downturn before I buy into this market.

legendary market timing by SCHD's reconsitution
sold energy at the top and bought the other sectors at the low

Everyone is up like 30% except for me and I want to blow my brains out God I'm so fucking stupid

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Robinhood! Beer!

SPX / SPY is run by total nigger faggots.
They have to go down and test the previous days high or close before they can go higher.
They broke the rules.

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> nows

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>stupid schizo tranime bear posting goyim search trends was the bottom
You can't make this shit up.

>>62124889
wrong
i bought at 450 usd
in nov 2024
holding with -70 % since then
kill me

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>where the bears live

>>62124882
Another stock only shilled by /biz/ after it's already up 100% in a month.

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>>62124912
Ice Cream! Cheese! Milk!
Beef Patties Not Cow Patties!

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why is black berry mooning? i hold that shit for 1,5 years and sold at 3$
fuck jews

>>62124916
buzzword god

>>62124915
porn got weird nowadays

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Unironically 4D chess to pass through the 60 days clock, not needing it anymore once an Israeli mossad agent in the IRGC does the funny.
I'm impressed.

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>oil

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spy 710... bro. this is getting kinda scary and I said that as a giga bull

you know what the signal was? the Buy BP namefaggot had been absent for awhile so I figured he either killed himself or dumped his bags so the short worked